All Heavens Gou Xian

Da Luo, who was carrying the big and small bags, looked embarrassed and remained silent. He was a real person just now, but now he has become an otaku again.

Have you ever seen an otaku walking in the galaxy? !

And the garbage in your hands that reveals a trace of innate aura, if you don't want it, you can donate it to me.

Stepping on the galaxy, walking through time, things turn and stars move, all phenomena are reversed under the footsteps of Luo Xiantian, the galaxy hangs upside down, matter revolves, stars are reborn, black holes are annihilated, before reaching the blue stars.

Time has returned to the original starting point, the era of Luo Feng.

Matter, time, space, the trinity, the so-called weights and measures are all illusory, the real measure is time, grasp the time, grasp the scale, grasp one.

Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, and three begets all things.

Mastering one of the myriad things, Luo Feng, who incarnated as Dao, stopped in front of a star, not daring to enter.

"The audio books outside the mountains are broken, and the winter returns to the spring. I am more timid when I am close to the hometown, and I dare not ask people."

Luo Feng sighed slightly and murmured

Even Da Luo who is close to the hometown is not exempt from vulgarity. He is Da Luo who has not been proclaimed for a long time. The divinity has not yet gained the upper hand, and the human nature occupies a large proportion.

Perhaps in the future, after time, relatives, friends, and disciples will all fall into the catastrophe, Luo Feng's divinity will overcome humanity and become a part of the Dao, reshape his face on the Dao, and turn into the ancient god of water.

But, not at this moment.

At this moment, Luo Feng is still human.

"So, is greed for life and fear of death a human nature, or a divine nature?"

Luo Feng said to himself and returned to his hometown.

So the otaku Luo Feng slowly opened his pupils, black and white are distinct, not the divine blue.

Two lines of words popped out on the laptop.

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to really live?"

"Yes no."

"Tsk tsk." Recalling his initial actions, Luo Feng shook his head, the otaku himself is still not cautious enough, how can he say no to this kind of thing!

Even if it wasn't an invitation from the Lord God Space, it might be a hacker's ransomware virus.

In this case, you should take a screenshot, call 110, and report it.

While criticizing his carelessness, he touched the keyboard and typed letters in the notebook.

T

Capital T, press T to unsubscribe, it's common sense.

In an instant, there was a puff of blue smoke from the notebook, and then the normal page returned.

Luo Feng held the mouse and was about to click on the software when suddenly a series of small advertisements popped up.

Penguin game, 630 ad

Luo Feng couldn't help feeling melancholy. He could drive away the invasion of the main god, but he couldn't prevent the pop-up advertisements from popping up.

This may be fate.

I didn't have time to feel the wonder of fate and the tenacity of garbage advertisements, and the bell rang.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills. What kind of rhythm is the most swaying?"

Familiar with the ancient music echoing in his ears, Luo Feng picked up the mobile phone that was placed on the side of the bookshelf.

"Hello, hello."

"Who?!"

"Who?!" After a brief silence, a loud voice came from the other end of the phone: "Who am I?! I'm Sister Feng!"

"Feng Luo, you silly boy, you can't even hear my voice, I'm afraid you haven't woken up!"

"Look, what time is it, how can I say that, today your sister and my pottery bar open, come over at twelve o'clock"

Luo Feng was in a trance for a while, remembering who was on the phone.

The nightmare that dominated his childhood was also born as an orphan, and his childhood sweetheart is not a bamboo horse's neighbor, Feng Xiaoxiao.

Only this great devil would read his name backwards.

So Luo Feng picked up the phone and yelled back: "Luo Feng, Luo Feng! How many times have I told you that my surname is not Feng, but Luo!"

Chapter 6 Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young Two Talents

Everyone has childhood shadows, the invincible big devil, maybe the class teacher who changed his face in Sichuan opera, maybe the physical education teacher who smiled and let you run 1000 meters, maybe the old father who saw his son alive and pulled out seven wolves, or maybe Take out firecrackers to blow up the cesspit, even the brats who blasted the cesspit of Shiba Village...

And Luo Feng's shadow is a sometimes pure and lovely, sometimes charming and charming Feng Xiaoxiao.

She is also an orphan, and also grew up eating a variety of meals. The difference between Feng Xiaoxiao and Luo Feng is that she has a name, and her surname is Feng. This is the light that young Luo Feng longs for.

So when he was a few years old, he followed behind Feng Xiaoxiao, and when Feng Xiaoxiao agreed to give him Feng's surname as a gift, he respected him even more, so Luo became Feng Luo.

If the days continue like this, Feng Luo may become the number one protector under Feng Xiaoxiao's seat, Feng Jiatang's double bonus red stick.

Fortunately, Luo Feng was born in a beautiful country, and the nine-year compulsory education brought him and Feng Xiaoxiao back from the edge of thugs, from the boundary of illiteracy.

Coupled with the honest neighbors, friendly uncle, and enthusiastic aunt to help, and half-work and half-study, Feng Luo and Feng Xiaoxiao went to junior high school with trepidation.

At this time, the love is just beginning, and with the consciousness of men and women, even if they have a good impression, the boys will deliberately draw a line with the girls, and bully the girls in clumsy ways, hoping to attract the attention of the girls.

However, Feng Luo is different!

At that time, I didn't know where my brain was cramping. On a dark and windy night, when there was no one else, Feng Luo pulled Feng Xiaoxiao on the school playground and solemnly declared: "Feng Xiaoxiao, I want to be you!" Brother!"

"I will be called Luo Feng from now on!"

The most embarrassing thing was to show his solemnity, Luo Feng spent a huge sum of five yuan to buy a small handful of incense, as well as chicken heads with chopped chicken heads, and yellow paper with burnt yellow paper, and patted his chest to express his immediate friendship with Jinlan.

I am big, and you are small. From then on, we will share the blessings and share the difficulties.

The scene that followed was very intense, so I won't describe it too much.

As we all know, women are stronger than men at a certain point in their developmental period. It happened that Feng Xiaoxiao just entered the first grade of junior high school that year.

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From that day on, Luo Feng remembered the fear of human beings being dominated by wild beasts.

Time flies, even after going to university, Feng Xiaoxiao stands tall and graceful in front of people, pure and lovely, a little dressed up is a charming and charming goddess.

But in Luo Feng's eyes, this is the existence from the wild and ancient times, otherwise it would be impossible to explain her brute force.

He will never submit to the Great Demon King, Luo Feng will always be Luo Feng, absolutely not Feng Luo!

With a roar in my heart, I picked up the phone and output it.

After a meal of output, Luo Feng quickly hung up the phone to avoid dealing with output.

His heart was pounding, as if a child who had done something bad was afraid of being discovered by his parents.

"and many more?!"

Luo Feng suddenly frowned, and realized that I have become a Buddha and a patriarch, and I have proved the Dao, so why am I still afraid of this little girl!

No, I have to establish my dignity.

In an instant, the sky cleared and the rain stopped, and Luo Feng felt that he could do it again.

I didn't notice it at all, quietly, deep in the dark, a yin and yang gossip rotated, and the tortoise shell of the book and picture emerged. The black and white dots intertwined with the numbers of yin and yang and the five elements. Complexity appeared in the simplicity, and a faint mottled brilliance appeared, disturbing the secrets of heaven. , confused the mind.

Luo Feng, who was originally cautious by nature, turned into an extremely reckless Feng Luo.

There is a poem called:

The three flowers gather at the top to form a spirit, and the dragon and the tiger meet to form a golden elixir.

If you have the duality of recklessness and embarrassment, you can live long and prove the way.

To be cowardly to the extreme is to be reckless, to be reckless to the extreme is to be cowardly, this may be the duality of recklessness and counsel.

Staring at the sun that was about to climb to the very center, pinching his fingers and checking the time on his phone.

【11:45】

Suddenly, it came to mind.Childhood dream, I hope that the holiday will be slower and time will go slower.Only now did Luo Feng realize that as long as he is brave enough, every day is a holiday.

Luo Feng pondered for a long time, and finally gave up, making the decision to let the sun go back.

Returning to the sky and returning to the sun, this kind of 36 heavenly gang supernatural powers is really not suitable for fishing.

Indiscriminate use of this highly influential supernatural power will be condemned by the heavenly emperors of countless time and space.

"On How to Correctly Use Moyu" - written by Luo Feng.

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Take out your phone and take a taxi.

The speed of the car soaring is much faster than driving against the wind, and more importantly, you can catch fish in the car.

After a lot of tossing and tidying up, as the saying goes, a white man can cover all ugliness, and an otaku turns into a handsome man in an instant.

After getting out of the car, the first thing Luo Feng did was to thank the mobile terminal for payment, otherwise the news that Luo Xiantian took the Bawang car would spread all over the world the next day - don't doubt the level of gossip of a group of Da Luo who are too idle to panic.

At the Tianwu Workshop at the end of the street, the plaque of the pottery museum came into view, and Luo Feng walked over, because there was only one pottery bar nearby.

Pottery bar, what is pottery bar, the high-end point is to cultivate sentiments, an art place for fabricating hand-made figures, and generally speaking, it is a small shabby shop for pinching containers and clay figurines.

Anyway, after opening a store, Feng Xiaoxiao calls friends (not many), well, in fact, Luo Feng is a buddy, cutting the ribbon to watch the ceremony in name.

Based on Luo Feng's understanding of Feng Xiaoxiao for many years, he has every reason to suspect that the real purpose of this guy is to trick him into coming over to do odd jobs for the opening of the new store and act as a coolie.

As soon as you step into the store, there are no lights and festoons, no red letters and red cloth, and no grand opening. The rest of the items have been placed in the places where they should be placed.

Luo Feng was surprised, could it be that Feng Xiaoxiao changed his temper and was not going to trick himself anymore.

With a glance, there are three people in the pottery bar, the decadent girl lying on the seat like a snake is the best friend Feng Xiaoxiao, and the man who looks a little neurotic with fancy dress is only in Feng Xiaoxiao's mouth Master and guardian.

As for why it only exists in Feng Xiaoxiao's mouth, but Luo Feng knows it, it's because there is something called a photo these days.

The last man is young, handsome, and rich, because he wears famous watches.

Luo Feng suddenly realized: "Xiao Xiao, you called me here today to meet your boyfriend!"

Feng Xiaoxiao clenched her hands tightly, as if her veins were going to burst out, suppressed her anger, and said in a low voice, "You're just looking for a boyfriend, this is my mother's employee."

Luo Feng stroked his chin and pondered for a while, then slowly nodded and said: "Understood, unspoken rules, mistress."

In an instant, a dictionary the size of a brick flew over.

The handsome guy on one side looked strange, he finally understood why Feng Xiaoxiao had a male buddy, the brain circuits of the two were exactly the same.

Unexpectedly, in a small pottery bar, two talents, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young, appeared.

Feng Xiaoxiao glared angrily: "Please tell me clearly, who is unspoken rules?!"

It seems that Fengchu is even better!

Chapter 7 I treat you like a brother but you want to be my mother

After messing around for a while, Feng Xiaoxiao was exhausted and out of breath.

Just for a while, she seemed to have experienced many unimaginable ordeals during the New Year, aunts and uncles urging marriages, visiting to urge marriages, giving out red envelopes, and hosting weddings.

If this continues, Feng Xiaoxiao will be defeated.

"This kind of thing is absolutely not allowed to happen!"

In an instant, Feng Xiaoxiao's pupils seemed to be shining brightly, brewing a supreme move.

We all know that to beat magic with magic, to beat relatives with relatives.

Feng Xiaoxiao calmly, like a neighbor's big sister, smiled and said: "Xiao Luo, you are not too old..."

"It's time to find a daughter-in-law. We have to make arrangements for getting married and so on."

Feng Xiaoxiao didn't talk about martial arts, Luo Feng couldn't defend himself for a moment, his body froze, and he stood on the spot.