The aunt's tone resembled the way a middle-aged woman taught her children, which evoked unbearable memories for many viewers.

Master P couldn't help complaining: "When I put on my glasses, I really became Zhang San~"

After finishing speaking, Master P switched roles to Walnut again.

Aunt: "Oh! She wears a lot!"

The moment she saw walnuts, Auntie blurted out.

The P master on the side said weakly: "Shen Heyun Jin wears a lot..."

"'She Wears Too Much'."

"It should be because the walnuts have no dew point."

"Wear a lot, referring to the upper body."

Hu Tao, who entered the standby mode, began to sing, "Daqiuqiu is sick, look at Erqiuqiu~ Sanqiuqiu gathers herbs, Siqiuqiu boils~"

Chapter 227

Auntie: "Hehehe~ This kid is quite cute."

"And what did she say about the first uncle and the second uncle? Does she have many uncles?"

"Pfft——" Master P laughed, "No, that's not her uncle, it's Qiuqiu..."

"It made my aunt laugh. Life is not easy. My wife is a performer."

"No one can stand up to the hall master and yell! No one!"

"Hall master is the cutest in the world!"

"Uncle is all going to focus on performance, hahaha!"

The appearance of Walnut directly detonated the barrage, and even many diving friends came out to join in the fun.

Aunt: "She's dressed seriously, why is she different from other little girls? What does she do?"

"Her?" Master P coughed lightly, "She's in the funeral business."

"Funeral business?" Auntie clicked her tongue twice, "No wonder you're dressed so seriously."

While speaking, Master P turned Hu Tao's perspective around, so that his mother could better observe Hu Tao.

Auntie also quickly discovered Hua Dian, "Well, her body shape is not as plump as the previous ones, she is a bit flat. But this can explain why she is more conservatively dressed than the previous ones."

"It's nothing to show off, it's not as tall as others,"

"Pfft——" Master P was stunned again because of her mother's magical brain circuit, "So the reason why she wears a lot of upper body is because she didn't expect it?"

"Yes, I didn't expect it." The aunt sighed, "Well... I hope she doesn't feel too inferior. If it doesn't work, she can go to the beauty clinic, and she is very developed now."

Owner P: "Don't talk about mom, we will be clients of the adult family later. And he is still young, only in his teens, and he can grow up in the future."

"Walnut: Are you polite?"

"'There's nothing to show off'."

"Chairman: Auntie, please let me go, please~"

""I hope she won't be too inferior", hum! Don't say that about my wife, my wife won't feel inferior!"

"Hahahaha I can't live laughing!"

It seemed that she was worried about something, the p master didn't dare to let her mother continue to criticize Hu Tao, and quickly switched to the next character "Gan Yu".

"I'm coming!"

"I want to see the anchor's reaction!"

"It's so interesting to watch others sharply criticize me, hahaha!"

The audience in the "Storyteller" live broadcast room were very curious about how Wang Xiaomei would see others criticize her sharply.

And Wang Xiaomei was really curious at this time, that aunt would comment on herself like this.

However, judging from the aunt's evaluation of the previous Liyue female characters, it is possible that she may also be sharply evaluated.

"Gan Yu?" Aunt guessed, "Is this the Rain God?"

Master P: "Her ability is to manipulate ice."

Auntie: "Then why isn't it called Gan Bing?"

""dry ice"."

"That should be called carbon dioxide~"

"Did the anchor's eyes go dark?"

"The old lady's horse-treading mask was cracked by laughing."

Wang Xiaomei was taken aback when she heard her new nickname, and she couldn't laugh or cry for a while, "Gan Bing..."

The auntie's sharp comment continued: "Oh, her horns still look like the horns she grew herself. Is she really the Bull Demon King?"

Master P sighed: "He is a fairy beast "Kirin"..."

Master p switched to the next character, "Xin Yan".

Auntie: "This skin is a bit dark. Why do you have two prickly pears growing on your head? Is it a succulent fairy or elf?"

""With Two Prickly Pears on the Head"."

"The prickly prickly pear lives in Bengbu hahaha!"

"The god succulent elves... I laughed to death hahaha!"

"The main reason is this hairstyle. Xin Yanjue provoked the hairdresser. She was a pretty girl, but she was ruined by this hairstyle."

Auntie: "Then if it's not her hairstyle, is this head used for fighting?"

"Ah, no..." Master P was at a loss, "Does her head look aggressive?"

The aunt immediately nodded and said, "That's right! You see a lot of thorns on her head, just hit it right?"

"'The Head Is Aggressive'."

"Xin Yan: If you say that my head is very aggressive, I will attack you."

"Super Headbutt, huh?"

Master P really couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly said: "Next, next!"

After finishing speaking, she hastily switched to "Keqing".

Auntie: "Keqing, oops, why is there another one with horns? Why are girls designed to have horns? Or do all the characters here like to have horns?"

"The one just now looked like a prickly pear, but this time the two horns look like winter bamboo shoots."

"No!" Master P: "This is a hairstyle..."

"Auntie is so aggressive!"

"Cute bamboo shoots (sure)."

"Dijun: I'll just crawl on Keqing's head and chew on it!"

Master P switched to the next role, "Come on, Qi Qi."

Auntie: "Is this a poker loss? Why is there a note on your head?"

"This... I, Chef Qi, fainted from laughter after hearing this, hahaha!"

"I lost the poker game with Yan Fei (Da Wu)."

"I can see that Auntie really likes to play poker."

"It's not mom..." Master P hurriedly corrected: "She's a zombie."

Aunt: "Oh, I see, this is a spell, right? I've seen zombie movies like this."

"This zombie is not scary, it's cute." The aunt praised.

"Thank you, auntie, for complimenting me on how cute I am! Auntie has a real vision!"

"When Xiaobao's bottom is crooked, she's not cute anymore."

"Indeed, it's scary every time the card is drawn to her sideways."

The p master switched to the next character "Congealing Light".

The moment the aunt saw Ning Guang, she couldn't help but comment sharply: "Did this girl put her pants on in the wrong place?"

Master P: "What's wrong?"

Auntie: "Look at the white thighs, the thighs should be wearing underwear. And the slits of this cheongsam are too high, yellow and crooked, like a banana peel..."

"The banana peel was peeled off, and the white flesh was exposed inside, and the thighs were like white flesh,"

"puff--"

Master p squirted out a sip of water.

"An Unexpected Angle.jpg"

"Fuck! I won't be able to look directly at Gingguang again!"

"Ningguang: Be careful, I will directly smash you into a Qunyu Pavilion!"

"Chef Ningguang's eyes went dark."

"No." Lord P: "She is the leader in Liyue area, the richest one."

Auntie: "Oh, the fart curtain is raised too high. It's all opened up, and it's blown out in the wind. It's not beautiful."

"Let me tell you, you don't want to learn from her, do you know?" Auntie said to Master P with some worry.

"The Fart Curtain."

"Mi Huyou Artworker probably vomited blood after watching this video."

"I really lived in Bengbu here, but fortunately I have skin hahaha!"

In the "Storyteller" live broadcast room, Wang Xiaomei, who was the head of the artist and had just been sharply criticized, fell silent while watching the video in front of her.

Chapter 228 Broken, the character of Dream of Red Mansions was adapted from Journey to the West!

After Auntie made a sharp comment on Ningguang, there are only the last two female characters in Liyue.

Ranked second to last is "Hokuto".

Auntie glanced at Beidou's appearance, and couldn't help but said: "This woman looks quite heroic, she still has one eye, is she a female pirate?"

Master P: "Yes, she is the captain of the pirate ship."

"Ah, by the way, what's the relationship between her and the one-eyed man next to her?" Auntie noticed Kaiya who was in the row behind Beidou very keenly, "Is it a brother-sister relationship or a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship?"

"Ah no, neither!" Master P hastily denied, "The two of them have nothing to do with each other."

"Good guy, you know your relatives with a blindfold, right?"

"One blocks the left eye and the other blocks the right eye, so the eyes of two people are complementary hahaha!"

"By the way, Beidou is not a pirate, she is an armed merchant ship!"

"Cool knowledge, pirates cover one eye in order to quickly adapt to the dark environment."

Master P seemed to be awakened by his mother's unconstrained ideas, and even said: "Oh! They have a left eye and a right eye, one has white skin and the other has black skin, one wears blue clothes and the other wears red Clothes, one is male and the other is female, it is really destined, Hehehe!"

"Yes, you can see that they match well!" Auntie said with a smile.

"Red and blue since ancient times, right?"

"Strange p increased."

"One covers the left eye and the other covers the right eye, so if a child is born, both of them will be covered?"

"Auntie here didn't urge Master P to marry me, I don't quite agree hahaha——"

While the aunt was talking, Beidou took a sip of wine in the standby action, and even wiped the corner of his mouth very handsomely.

"Hey, why do you always want to compete? A fighter among hens?" Auntie criticized Beidou's behavior.

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