Heaven's Last Big Boss

Otherwise, where I am now, there is a high probability that it will be the latest scene of a serial murder case.

Walking to the computer, Zhou Zheng opened the websites of "Ghost Talk" that he had seen before, and after browsing for more than ten minutes, he became more sober.

I thought it was absurd information at first, but now the more I think about it, the more I feel...

The taste is right.

what is the problem?

Zhou Zheng, who had received examination education for more than ten years, suddenly discovered at this moment that he actually knew nothing about this era of catastrophe.

Looking at the time, it was already three o'clock in the morning.

Although Ao Ying has repeatedly said that she can sense all kinds of strange auras, there must be no problem with her;

But when Zhou Zheng thought of that banshee, he still felt a little trembling in his heart.

Moreover, how should Ao Ying deal with this matter?

Zhou Zheng was thinking, browsing the webpage unconsciously.

Drop drop!

A pop-up window popped up at the bottom right of the screen. It was a friend request sent by a chat software with real-name authentication. The other party's profile picture was a husky emoticon.

Zhou Zheng thought it was an online fraud, so he directly refused.

Within half a minute, a temporary chat dialog box popped up with a picture inside.

The picture is a bit scribbled, with a cloud of pink smoke inside, a stickman, and a little golden carp in front of the stickman.

Another line of text popped up in the temporary chat box:

'Boy, if you don't want to get into trouble, hurry up and add us as friends. '

The corner of Zhou Zheng's mouth twitched a few times, but this time he did not refuse. After clicking agree, the other party directly sent a voice application.

After hesitating for about three seconds, Zhou Zheng still put on the headset, moved the mouse and clicked on the word connected.

There was a strange grunt coming from the earphones.

Followed by a lazy man's voice:

"Is Zhou Zheng right? You don't need to know who I am, my existence is a secret, you can call me instructor, or Master Xiaoyue, I am responsible for guarding Longchen City.

"The banshee that attacked you today, I have already sent people to chase it down.

"She is a ferret essence, who forcibly improves her cultivation by absorbing the essence of men. She has practiced the equivalent of 300 years of penance, and is good at evasion and concealment.

"We found her trail relatively late. When you called the police, she had already escaped from the outer formation of the city and helped us discover a little loophole.

"Well, but you don't have to worry too much, I have already arranged people to guard you, in case this kind of problem happens again."

The voice on the other side paused slightly.

Although Zhou Zheng didn't know what to say, he still said, "Thank you."

Lord Xiaoyue smiled at the other end of the voice, and cut directly to the topic:

"Zhou Zheng, do you know who is that little aunt in your bedroom?"

Zhou Zheng replied calmly: "The Ao family in the East China Sea, according to the records of myths and legends, it should be the Dragon Palace of the Four Seas. What is the name of the dragon in Journey to the West?"

——Before Ao Ying said that she was a god, she also mentioned Journey to the West emphatically.

"Yeah, that's a good guess.

"It's beyond my expectation that you can still be so calm at this moment, no wonder...cough."

The opposite person covered something with a dry cough.

Zhou Zheng smiled wryly and said, "If the facts happen before your eyes, you can only try to understand and accept them, and you can't deceive yourself or others."

"People in the world deceive themselves so much, they are pitiful and hateful."

Master Xiaoyue said in an old-fashioned way, but his voice still sounded a little immature:

"I can't reveal too much to you, after all, you're just a mortal, it's fine to spend your whole life drunk and dreamy in this comfort zone, it's our duty to protect you.

"But there is one thing. Ao Ying is the reincarnation of the little princess of the Dragon Palace. She was a real dragon in her previous life. She has a fairy name and a title."

Zhou Zheng blinked, switched to the desktop, opened a small tool he made by himself, and a simple reading bar appeared on the top of the dialog box.

A little hobby.

He asked seemingly casually: "Why is the reincarnation of the dragon family a fish?"

"Haven't you heard the saying about Yuyuelongmen?

"This planet's spiritual energy has been cut off for more than 2000 years. Where can I find a dragon egg to reincarnate for her? Of course, it will be a golden carp. Jump over the dragon gate to become a real dragon."

Lord Xiaoyue rebuked angrily:

"You are such a weirdo, now you still have the leisure to ask such a thing!

"Now I'm the one who suppressed the matter for you, otherwise you would have been in disaster.

"Let me tell you, the East Sea Dragon Palace is just a false name, and Ao Ying is one of the only three reincarnations of real dragons, but just looking at the current situation of this star, the power of Dragon Palace in Blue Star must not be underestimated.

"Let her serve you?

"Even if you are going to be the door-to-door son-in-law, those stinky fish and rotten shrimp bastards will still take your skin off! I advise you to stop having these yellow beam dreams and enjoy your comfortable home in peace, or you will just burn yourself and increase troubles. .”

"that……"

Zhou Zheng glanced at the reading bar, and he had already skipped the last frame.

A video chat bar suddenly popped up on the side of the dialog box.

A small greyhound that looked only a few months old appeared in the middle of the video frame, wearing a special earphone.

Xiaoyue's opened dog's mouth couldn't be closed for a while.

Through the transparent glass behind it, you can see a busy hall, and figures in ancient robes and suits can be seen everywhere, which is surprisingly harmonious.

Zhou Zheng took a screenshot.

The little gray dog ​​finally reacted, jumped up and grinned:

"Woof! What did you do! Woah!"

Zhou Zheng turned on the camera beside him, staring at the little gray dog ​​with a complicated expression.

He whispered:

"Xiaoyue...cough, my lord, don't get excited, don't get excited, I'm in a mess right now, and I don't know what I want to do, I'm just curious if the person talking to me is a human being.

"It was like being trapped in a dream, where everything around me seemed unreal.

"A fairy, a monster, a small talking dog."

Greyhound frowned, sat behind the keyboard and said solemnly: "Call me Lord Xiaoyue!"

"Master Xiaoyue."

Zhou Zheng replied with a smile, then heaved a long sigh with an indescribably depressed expression.

"Is the world fake?" he asked.

The little gray dog ​​curled his lips and explained: "Of course the world is real, but there are many things you haven't been exposed to, so you don't understand it."

"Now I always feel that the world is fake," Zhou Zheng sighed.

The little gray dog ​​made a helpless expression: "Don't worry, when Ao Ying is gone, if you need it, we can help you erase the memories of the past few days, and you will sleep for a long time as if you have a fever, and you will recover soon." original life."

"But Master Xiaoyue, I think that this matter should not be discussed with me, but should be asked for Ao Ying's opinion.

"Well, tomorrow I will find a chance to have a good talk with Ao Ying. ——Actually, to be honest, I don't dislike her being with me, of course in the form of a friend.

"Leaving aside Ao Ying's question for now, Lord Xiaoyue..."

Zhou Zheng paused for a while, his clear eyes were like a clear spring reflecting the moon.

"Can I join you?" he asked.

The little gray dog ​​was stunned for a moment: "What the hell?"

"I don't know what to say."

Zhou Zheng pursed his lips, exhaled slightly, and said quickly:

"I'm just an ordinary person, and I've been trying to convince myself to accept my life as it is.

"I had a steady job and a few people I knew at work, but I always felt out of place.

"I don't know what I'm going to experience in the future, but if I live my life now, I can see myself sitting in this apartment after retirement, watching boring TV programs, calculating pension and eating for the next meal.

"I could have kids, or I could end up being alone.

"It's actually pretty bad, isn't it.

"I don't need friends, and I don't long for a lively environment, but I want to know more about the truth, I want to live a little more clearly, I want to know what I came to this world for, my existence What the hell is the point.

"Sorry, I got a little emotional.

"But really, can I join you?"

"Ah, you suddenly said this..."

The little Greyhound felt a little dizzy.

Talk about life philosophy with a dog!

Is this big brother's brain sure?

"This is not impossible. Although you have no cultivation qualifications, we still need clerks to help with documents and so on, but you are too sudden.

"In this way, things should be prioritized. Let's talk about the next thing after sending away this little aunt in Donghai."

"is it okay?"

Zhou Zheng's eyes lit up.

The little gray dog ​​didn't dare to directly agree.

Why don't you ask Fu Bo about this?

"Then let's do this tonight, we'll talk tomorrow, I'll ask Shangfeng for instructions, and I'll try to give you an answer tomorrow.

"You remember to have a good talk with Ao Ying tomorrow. You can mention us directly to her, and she can also confirm our identity to you."

After finishing speaking, the little gray dog ​​skillfully tapped the keyboard with his dog paw, and hung up the voice call.

"Eh? Why can't this camera be turned off?"

Zhou Zheng closed the widget here, and the dialog box suddenly turned black.

He leaned back on the computer chair in a daze for a while, and then began to browse the various strange webpages and forums he had previously collected, and re-discern the authenticity of these 'ridiculous news'.

Behind the bedroom door.

Ao Ying stood there quietly, with a little light in her eyes and her small mouth slightly pursed.

She fumbled in her cuff for a while, pulled out a pink mobile phone out of thin air, tapped the screen skillfully, and sent a message.

Chapter 5 Dragon Trainer

early morning.

The light white floor tiles reflect the morning sun, illuminating the small living room.

The morning dew breeze lifted the curtains, sending strands of fresh air.

On the sofa, Zhou Zheng was sleeping comfortably.

That small figure floated over quietly, stood beside the sofa with his waist pinched, made a fierce expression to Zhou Zheng, then looked down at him for a while, showing a slightly sly smile.

A little golden light flashed from her fingers, which turned into two tampons, plugging Zhou Zheng's ears.

Then he squatted down slowly, like a thief, and began to clean up the somewhat messy carpet.

Not long after, the room was restored to tidy, Ao Ying tiptoed lightly to the kitchen, skillfully lit the stove.

Zhou Zheng was awakened by the smell of poached eggs.

He opened his eyes, subconsciously looked at the dining table next to the sofa, and sure enough, he saw several waves of rising heat.