Zombie World: I Confused Uncle Nine

The four eyes are still in doubt, not knowing what is going on.

But Yang Chen saw the clue at a glance, knowing that Master Yixiu wanted to put his eyes on the cactus, he quickly reminded: "Brother, be careful of the cactus behind you."

"Ah..." Surprised.

Taking advantage of this gap, Master Yixiu laughed out loud again, and suddenly exerted force.

The four eyes couldn't guard against it, and was pushed to the corner of the wall at once, approaching the cactus.

"Senior brother..." Yang Chen exclaimed, and quickly stepped forward to cover his four eyes.

This time, the four eyes did not hit the cactus, and Yixiu took half a step back.

"Hahaha..." Four eyes laughed a few times, then turned to look at Yang Chen: "Junior brother, I really love you to death."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Master Yixiu, hehe said: "Yixiu, how is it, I have a younger brother."

"Hmph..." Master Yixiu snorted, but did not speak.

At this time, Jiale came in carrying another table.

"Master, uncle, master, it's time to eat."

Master Simu and Yixiu glanced at Jiale, then turned around and sat around with stools.

"Junior brother, come over to eat." Four eyes glanced at Yang Chen.

But Yang Chen knew that the two old urchins hadn't finished fighting, so he picked up a steamed bun from the table, stood at the door, and said, "Senior Brother, Master, I'll eat at the door, you continue."

The two didn't say anything, they just looked at each other with anger in their eyes.

"boom……"

The two of them seemed to have made an agreement, with their hands on the table.

Seeing that something was wrong, Jiale picked up the bowl and hurriedly got up and walked towards the door, not forgetting to remind Jingjing: "Jingjing, do you want to go to the side to eat?"

But Jingjing obviously didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, she tilted her head and asked, "Why do you want to eat next to me? It's rude."

"Alright then." Seeing that the reminder was useless, Jia Le didn't say much, and turned around to stand with Yang Chen.

Now there are only Simu and Jingjing left on the table, and Master Yixiu.

Master Yixiu smiled, held the chopsticks, and was about to pick up the tofu.

"boom……"

The chopsticks were still clamped firmly, and the four eyes suddenly clamped Master Yixiu's chopsticks.

Master Yixiu frowned, a little dissatisfied.

However, he let go of the chopsticks and took a sip of the porridge.

Simu also pretended that nothing happened, staring at Yixiu while drinking the porridge.

Master Yixiu smiled, in fact, he had already guessed what the four eyes were thinking in his heart, and the chopsticks suddenly stretched out and grabbed the plate on the table.

Naturally, the four eyes did not follow, and he picked up the chopsticks and picked them up.

However, due to excessive force, he was clamped on the table and could not move.

"Um……"

His four eyes kept pulling up the chopsticks, but he couldn't pull them out. For a moment, he was extremely embarrassed, and he swept away the people around him, his face flushed.

Chapter 28

At this time, Master Yixiu picked up a piece of tofu and waved it in front of his four eyes, with a faint smile on his face.

But no matter how you look at it, this smile is a bit ostentatious.

At least, that's how it looks from the four eyes.

With a sudden wave of his hand, he slapped Master Yixiu's chopsticks directly.

With a sound of "swish", the tofu on the chopsticks flew out and directly stuck to Jingjing's face.

piece……

two pieces...

More and more tofu sticks to Jingjing's face.

Only then did Jingjing realize the seriousness of the problem, pouted, and turned to the door.

Seeing Jingjing approaching, Jiale hurried forward and scraped the tofu off Jingjing's face with chopsticks: "Is it right? I told you to stay away. Look, the bean curd double-fired."

"what……"

Jingjing became even more angry, she stepped on Jiale's foot, turned around and left.

"Jingjing..."

Jia Le's face was ugly, and he was spinning around in place holding his feet.

"Eat pickles..."

"Eat peanuts..."

………………

The battle on the table intensified.

Master Simu and Yixiu each picked up a plate and kept swaying food at each other.

"Eat to death, forget it."

The four eyes were short-tempered for a moment, and he directly waved a plate of peanuts and sprinkled them on Master Yixiu's face.

Coincidentally, two peanuts in this plate of peanuts jumped into Master Yixiu's nostrils.

"Hahaha……"

Looking at this with four eyes, I couldn't help but raised my head and laughed.

Yixiu was stunned for a moment, seeing the big smile in his four eyes, he smiled slightly, raised his head, and sprayed out two peanuts.

"Whoosh..."

Two peanuts just flew towards Simu's mouth.

The four eyes subconsciously shut up, staring at Yixiu, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Hahaha, have porridge." Master Yixiu was a little proud, and he picked up the bowl and prepared to drink porridge.

Looking around, nameless anger rose in his heart, and when he was not paying attention, he suddenly stretched his foot over, reaching his crotch.

"what……"

Being kicked like this, Master Yixiu naturally felt uncomfortable, subconsciously raised the bowl in his hand, and splashed it towards the four eyes.

But Simu had been on guard for a long time, and was not knocked down at all: "Haha, I didn't get hit."

"Don't play anymore, Lai Pi." Master Yixiu was in a hurry, and walked outside with a bowed body.

"Master, do you need me to help you..." Jia Le hurried forward.

But after being kicked like this, Yixiu couldn't stand the pain long ago, he didn't want to say anything, turned around and walked out the door.

"Master..." Yang Chen hurriedly called out.

Still no response, Master Yixiu walked out the door.

"Hahaha……"

The four eyes gained the upper hand, he laughed, handed the shoes to Jiale, pinched Jiale's face again, and said with a smile: "Jiale, you are so good, Master loves you so much, help Master put the shoes on Clean your shoes."

"These two old urchins will not have a good life in the future." Jia Le smiled speechlessly.

Originally, with such a master at home, he was already tired enough, but with the old naughty boy next door, Jia Le felt that he was about to be played to death.

But what can I do? It's already like this, so I can only let it develop.

"Jia Le, you look at your master, I'm going to see Master Yixiu." Yang Chen turned his head and glanced at Jia Le.

"Oh..." Jia Le was clearing the table and nodded.

Coming to Master Yixiu's door, Yang Chen stepped forward and knocked on the door: "Master Yixiu..."

As soon as the voice fell, the door was pulled open with a bang.

Jingjing came out and scolded: "What are you doing here? Isn't my master being bullied enough by you?"

Yang Chen frowned: "I didn't bully Master Yixiu."

It is said that women are unreasonable.

Jingjing was even more like this, she didn't care what was going on, she hummed: "I don't care, you and that Taoist priest are in the same group, you can go."

"This……"

Yang Chen was a little embarrassed.

Before he finished speaking, Master Yixiu's voice came from inside.

"Jingjing, let Daoist Yang come in."

Jingjing turned her head to take a look, snorted a little dissatisfied, and then walked into the room.

Only then did Yang Chen follow Jingjing's footsteps and walked inside.

As soon as he came in, he saw Master Yixiu sitting on the futon.

"Daoist Yang, please sit down..." Master Yixiu made a Buddha ceremony.

Yang Chen returned the salute with a smile, and sat opposite Master Yixiu.

"Master, my senior brother has that personality, please forgive me." Yang Chen said with some embarrassment.

Only a man can understand this kind of man's pain.

Although Master Yixiu is a monk, he is also a man. If he was kicked by Simu like this, he would have been in pain for a long time.

But Yixiu didn't seem to care much, instead he said with a smile: "Daoist Yang was too worried, it was a little painful just now, but the poor monk will feel much better after coming back."

"Oh..." Yang Chen was a little surprised. It is said that after being kicked like this, it would take a day or two for him to recover. How could Master Xiu recover so quickly?

Could it be some magical skill?Or did you say that on purpose to save face?

Yang Chen was a little puzzled, and asked: "Master, my brother's kick is not light, why don't I show you, even though I don't know medical skills, it's not a problem to give you some treatment."

As he spoke, he was about to reach out and grab Master Yixiu's hand.

Master Yixiu waved his hand and smiled faintly: "Daoist Yang really worried too much. The guy with four eyes had a hard kick, but the poor monk has the Buddhist vajra body protection magic skill, so the kick didn't hurt the poor monk. monk."

"Vajra body protection magical skill?"

Yang Chen was taken aback. He had heard of the Buddhist body protection magic skill before, but he had never had the chance to see it. He didn't expect that this Master Xiu would actually practice it?

Godsend opportunity.

What a godsend.

This time, if I can experience Master Yixiu's Buddhist vajra body protection magic skill, maybe I can get some insights and improve my realm?

Yang Chen smiled slightly, looked at Yixiu, and said sincerely: "Master Yixiu, I have heard of the Buddhist Vajra body protection magic skill before, but I have never met each other. I wonder if the master can discuss it with me. Let me be taught?"

"This..." Yixiu hesitated for a moment.

Buddhist martial arts advocates self-cultivation, cultivation of character, mainly exercise, and rarely engages in martial arts with others.

But seeing Yang Chen's anticipation, Master Yixiu still nodded: "Since Daoist Yang wants to see it, it's hard for the poor monk to refuse, so let's use the hallucination of the Buddha's voice to compete with Daoist Yang first. Let's see if Daoist Yang can break the illusion."

As he spoke, Master Yixiu picked up the jug and began to strike on the wooden fish.

"Clang clang clang..."

A burst of Buddha's voice surrounded the surrounding area.

As the sound spread.

Yang Chen's five senses seem to be a little disobedient.

What the eyes see is no longer houses, but barren hills, and what the ears hear is the sound of running water.