I did evil in the feudal land, but I was called a virtuous king

Soon a hut appeared in front of Eunuch Hou, with the word "public toilet" written on the door of the hut.

Although Eunuch Hou looked puzzled, he still rushed towards the men's toilet.

Suddenly, a burly man blocked his way: "You have to pay first to go to the latrine."

"Huh?" Eunuch Hou frowned, with a displeased expression on his face: "Our family is the one who delivered the decree to the Holy Spirit. How dare you stop our family? Are you afraid that our family will chop off your head?"

Hearing this, the strong man backed up a few steps in fright, and had to watch his father-in-law enter the public toilet.

In a few seconds, Eunuch Hou rushed out with his legs crossed: "Why is the latrine locked?"

"That's the way public toilets are. If you don't lock the contents, won't they be stolen?"

Upon hearing this, Eunuch Hou was so angry that he was afraid that someone would steal things?

Would anyone still rush to the latrine to steal something?

But now is not the time to talk about these things, Eunuch Hou stretched out his hand towards the strong man with a sullen face, "Bring the key!"

"I don't have a key." The strong man looked innocent.

Eunuch Hou's face turned green, "You are the only one staying here, if you don't have the key, who will have it?"

"Oh, you got it wrong, I'm not a public toilet manager, I just passed by." The strong man shrugged.

"You!" Eunuch Hou was so angry that he wanted to kill someone.

But when he got angry, the sphincter loosened a little, he had to force himself to calm down, and asked again: "Go and find the key for me, our family will reward you a lot."

Hearing this, the strong man directly moved out a big iron box.

"I don't have the key, but the toilet keeper left this for me before he left."

"What is this?"

"This is a public toilet blind box, ten taels of silver is drawn once, and the public toilet key is inside."

"Then why don't you quickly take out the key for me?" Eunuch Hou glared angrily.

"I don't have any money." The strong man looked at Eunuch Hou like a fool.

Eunuch Hou raised his eyebrows, took out the money bag and threw it on the table, "Help me get the key."

The strong man took the money bag with a smile, took out ten taels of silver and threw it into the coin slot. There was a small mechanism on the top of the blind box that could only be inserted with one hand.

The strong man reached in and fumbled for a long time, then took out a key and handed it to Eunuch Hou.

Eunuch Hou took the key and gave the strong man a vicious look: "We will settle the score with you after our family comes out!"

After all, he rushed back to the public toilet before he could take back the money bag.

As soon as Eunuch Hou rushed in, the strong man picked up the blind box and money bag and ran away.

Walking to the corner, the strong man took off his disguise, isn't it Wang Hu?

Wang Hu casually threw the blind box aside, opened the money bag to check.

"Damn, this dead eunuch is quite rich, there is actually gold in the purse."

With that said, he put the gold back into the purse, and went back to report to Li An.

On the other side, Eunuch Hou inserted the key into the lock with trembling hands.

Because of the trembling, it took several attempts to succeed.

As a result, it can't be screwed...

The corner of Hou Gonggong's mouth twitched violently, who the hell is such a grandson, why is it not the same key for so many locks?

The severe pain in his lower abdomen stimulated Eunuch Hou's nerves, so he had to take small steps to the next latrine.

Tried for a long time and still can't open it.

Looking at the remaining dozen or so pits, Eunuch Hou was a little desperate, and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.

Not this lock.

Not this lock either.

Eunuch Hou tried for several minutes, and finally only the last lock was left.

Trembling, he inserted the key into the lock and twisted it.

"Kach~" opened.

Eunuch Hou was so excited that tears filled his eyes, and he could finally have a good time.

But just being so excited, he forgot to sink his qi into his dantian.

I saw Eunuch Hou showing a relaxed expression...

……

"Little Shunzi!" Eunuch Hou roared at the top of his voice.

After a while, the little eunuch searched for the sound, and as soon as he arrived at the public toilet, he couldn't help retching and uttered: "Ugh~"

Chapter 31 Encircled ban

Eunuch Hou glanced at the little eunuch full of murderous intent, and said coldly, "Take off your pants."

"Ah?" The little eunuch was taken aback, "Then Eunuch, what am I wearing?"

"I'll let you take it off!" Eunuch Hou's eyes were spitting fire.

Not long after, Eunuch Hou, who had changed into an outfit, rushed out of the toilet angrily: "Come on, find me a beard!"

The guards rushed over in a hurry, looking at Eunuch Hou wearing Xiao Shunzi's clothes, he was a little puzzled, but soon they couldn't help but make a movement.

Pinching his nose with his fingers: "What's the smell, it smells so bad?"

Eunuch Hou's face was as black as iron, "Hurry up and find someone, even if we dig three feet, we have to find that untouchable for our family!"

"If anyone doesn't cooperate, our family allows you to kill first and play later!"

Tian Qi also rushed over at this moment, seeing Eunuch Hou's guards arresting people with indiscriminate violence, he quickly said: "Eunuch, the imperial edict is important."

Eunuch Hou also calmed down a bit, and looked at Tian Qi viciously: "Where's Li An?"

"Father-in-law, you should call him the prince." Tian Qi's face was also a little ugly.

Now in Qingshui County, Li An is everyone's idol, the god in everyone's hearts, how dare you, a dead eunuch, call Li An by his name?

Even if you are a eunuch passing orders, you are not qualified, so you really use chicken feathers as arrows?

Eunuch Hou was also dizzy with anger, and realized that he had slipped his words, and then changed his words: "Please hurry up and ask the king of Nanjiang to come over to receive the order."

"Eunuch, this is the place where the hut is marinated, how can the imperial decree be read here? Please also move to the safe bank."

Eunuch Hou secretly clenched his fists.

Taking a deep breath, he said with some displeasure, "Master Tian, ​​please lead the way."

As soon as Hou Lin arrived at the gate of the Ping'an Bank, he raised the imperial decree high above his head, looked up at the sky defiantly, and walked in.

Seeing the imperial decree, many guards could only kneel on the ground with unhappy faces.

Their displeasure was naturally not about the imperial decree, but about Eunuch Hou's arrogant attitude.

Isn't that just a dead eunuch?What's the fuss about?

Li An was still lying on the rattan chair in the courtyard, eating watermelon leisurely. Before the father-in-law arrived, he shouted from a long distance: "The imperial decree has arrived."

It was said that Liu Qing, Wang Hu, Liu Yiyi and others all knelt on the ground respectfully.

Only Li An was still sitting on the recliner with a face of indifference.

As soon as Eunuch Hou came in, he saw Li An who hadn't knelt down, and his face was gloomy: "My lord, why don't you kneel down when you see the imperial decree?"

"I, a prince, will kneel down for you, an eunuch, can you afford it?" Li An asked back.

Eunuch Hou's face was ugly, and he held up the imperial decree and said again: "The prince is not kneeling to me, but kneeling to the saint!"

"Oh, my father granted me permission not to kneel before the imperial decree." Li An opened his mouth and came.

"Why did this old slave never know about this?" Eunuch Hou's eyes were cold, as if he wanted to cut Li An into pieces.

Because he saw his own money bag on the table next to Li An.

In other words, everything before was done by Li An.

This is a blatant provocation and slap in the face.

Li An is so arrogant, isn't he afraid that he will be sued after returning to Beijing?

"Even if His Majesty Xu Wang Ye doesn't kneel when he sees the paper, he shouldn't lie down to pick it up, right?"

Li An didn't even look at Eunuch Hou, and said casually, "Yiyi, pick it up for me."

"Eunuch, please let the daughter of the people accept the imperial edict on behalf of the prince." Liu Yiyi's voice came.

Hearing this, Eunuch Hou glanced at Liu Yiyi coldly: "You bastard, even a pariah wants to accept the imperial decree, how did our family give you face?"

Facing Eunuch Hou's insult, Liu Yiyi frowned slightly, not because she was angry at being insulted, but because she knew that Eunuch Hou was criticizing Sang Huai.

Li An also slowly got up from the reclining chair. He looked at Eunuch Hou coldly, with murderous intent in his eyes.

Liu Qing noticed Li An's strangeness, he was too familiar with Li An's temper, and said repeatedly: "Elder-in-law, hurry up and announce the decree."

Eunuch Hou wanted to say something, but suddenly, he felt a stabbing pain in his lower abdomen.

Come again?

When he was sick, Eunuch Hou couldn't care about anything else, and hurriedly read out the imperial edict.

The content of the imperial decree is very simple. First, the old emperor praised Li An's achievements in water conservancy projects, and then mentioned Li An's robbery of those wealthy businessmen.

"...The merits and demerits of the present are mixed, and the king of Southern Xinjiang, Li An, will be fined for one year, and he will shut himself up and think about the past for a month. This is it!"

Because Liu Yiyi was accepting the order on Li An's behalf, she replied in Li An's tone: "I accept the order."

"Hmph!" Eunuch Hou snorted disdainfully, and instead of handing over the imperial decree to Liu Yiyi, he walked towards Li An.

"My lord, can I accept the order now?"

Li An glanced at Eunuch Hou, but he didn't pick it up with both respectful hands. Instead, he took it with one hand and put it on the table casually.

Eunuch Hou didn't remind him, he just sneered.

Li An's behavior is tantamount to disrespect, as long as he reports the truth to His Majesty after returning home, His Majesty will definitely punish Li An severely.

In this way, I can be regarded as helping the Third Prince a lot, isn't it because the reward is soft?

"The imperial decree has been delivered. From now on, the prince will not leave the room for half a step. The old slave will wait for the prince at the door for a month."

"Huh?" Li An gave Hou Gonggong a cold look, wanting to confine himself?

"Your Majesty, this is His Majesty's intention." Eunuch Hou continued to pretend.

"What did you say about Yiyi?" Li An asked inexplicably.

Eunuch Hou followed Li An's line of sight, with a trace of disdain in his eyes: "I think the old slave is right, she is a pariah, a lowly thing, not even qualified to touch the imperial decree."

"Liu Qing, slap your mouth!" Li An said coldly.

Hearing this, Liu Qing looked at Li An in surprise, and he opened his mouth to say something.

"My lord, this old slave is here to pass the decree on behalf of the saint!"

Li An didn't answer, but looked at Liu Qing with some disappointment.

"Wang Hu, slap your mouth!" Li An said to Wang Hu again.

Wang Hu didn't care what identity Eunuch Hou came with, he would hit whoever the prince told him to hit!

Wang Hu rushed to Eunuch Hou in two steps, swung his arms and slapped Eunuch Hou in the face without saying a word.

"Crack~" There was a loud noise.

Eunuch Hou felt dizzy and dizzy, and he fell straight to the side.

An unruly broken tooth was flying in the air.

"Boom~" It hit the ground heavily, and it took a long time for Eunuch Hou to come back to his senses, and pointed at Wang Hu angrily: "I was sent by the Holy Lord to pass the decree, you dare to hit me? Aren't you afraid of being implicated by the nine clans?"

Wang Hu gave Eunuch Hou a cold look, he is alone now, what is he afraid of?