Identity Swap Challenge, I Shocked the World

Your uncle said it in the classroom.

Chen Donglai gave him a hard look.

"Be honest, boy, I tell you, my temper is very hot! Don't make any news about adults beating minors violently tomorrow."

This tone is full of threats!

Da Zhuang smiled, winked and said, "That's a good idea, I've already thought up the title for you."

"Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature? Why did an adult beat up a minor, but in the end the adult was sent to the hospital holding his butt!"

Damn, you have a talent for editing!

This title is definitely eye-catching!

If it weren't for the many students here, I could kick you to death with one special kick!

Chen Donglai gave him a hard look, and took out the textbook from his schoolbag as if venting his anger!

"Come on, have you changed your gender? You used to treat textbooks like nothing."

Chen Donglai turned his head and glared at Da Zhuang again, "At least the textbook can't drive, much better than your kid."

Da Zhuang felt aggrieved, "I can't drive either!"

"Yes, you don't know how to drive, you know how to drive a rocket!" Chen Donglai pointed at Da Zhuang and shouted, "From now on, if you talk to me again, I'll kill you!"

Before Da Zhuang could speak, he heard voices full of justice coming from behind the two of them.

"Student Chen, you are going too far. Classmate Da Zhuang just made a few jokes with you casually, and you actually threatened him!"

Chen Donglai knew from the sound that this was Duan Qin, the squad leader who liked fighting injustice the most.

As a girl, Duan Qin looks average, but she has a strong learning ability and a sense of justice.

Chen Donglai was helpless.

This girl only listened to half of what she said, otherwise, you should reprimand Da Zhuang!

I'm pretty innocent, okay?

Before he opened his mouth, Da Zhuang had already turned around, looking at Duan Qin pitifully while being moved.

"Squad leader, I'm fine. I'm used to being yelled at by classmate Chen, so don't worry about me!" Da Zhuang looked at Chen Donglai beside him affectionately, "God abused me thousands of times, and I treated him like first love .”

Duan Qin bit her lip, "Student Chen, look at Da Zhuang, he is such a good person, why do you always bully him?"

Chen Donglai was so angry that his blood pressure rose suddenly.

good guy!

Sing and harmonize, you guys are having a great time!

After a while, I, the victim, became the defendant?

This year's classmates are really bad!

Chen Donglai couldn't say enough about the two of them, so he simply ignored them and turned to open the textbook.

When Duan Qin saw Chen Donglai's appearance, he immediately showed an expression of hatred for iron.

"Student Chen, you are escaping from reality. It is wrong for you to do this. You should shake hands with Da Zhuang!"

Chen Donglai finally turned his head to look at Duan Qin, and said angrily: "Duan Qin, that kid Da Zhuang is dishonest, you don't know that, besides, I remember that you said you were my fan, why are you still embarrassing me? ?”

Duan Qin hesitated for a moment, but still said with firm eyes: "One size counts for one size. I am your fan and appreciate your talent very much, but I will not favor you!"

Da Zhuang is directly a thumbs up.

"Well said, the squad leader is doing a great job!" After speaking, he began to sing, "The light of the righteous way..."

Chen Donglai was completely speechless.

You are ruthless!

He turned his head and let the two of them say nothing and ignore them.

……

Not long after, teacher Ren, the head teacher, walked into the classroom.

Under her supervision, the students in the class began to review the content seriously.

……

Going to class is an extreme torment for Laizi.

He looked at the blackboard full of symbols drawn by the physics teacher, and his brain was suddenly in a state of garbled characters.

What is this all about!

The physics teacher pointed to the blackboard and said: "A bear fell into a trap. The depth of the trap was 4.9 meters, and the falling time was 1 second. What color is the bear?"

Chen Donglai was completely dumbfounded.

It's not that I fell into the pit, you ask me what color?

Da Zhuang's underpants are red, should I tell you?

Is your topic a serious topic?

Although I have been muttering in my heart, I still have to show what should be shown.

Chen Donglai sat on his seat, frowning as if he was deep in thought, but in fact, what he was thinking in his mind was: it is unlucky for this bear to fall into the pit!

The physics teacher looked around, and finally his eyes fell on Chen Donglai.

Chapter 151 I will take your chicken legs from now on

Regarding Chen Donglai, these teachers have received special orders and need to take care of them.

This question is such a test of brainpower and knowledge, how could it not be left to Chen Donglai to answer?

The physics teacher squinted at Chen Donglai.

Chen Donglai seemed to feel the gaze of the other party, and raised his head guiltily.

Sure enough, the physics teacher was watching him.

Chen Donglai broke out in a cold sweat instantly.

Don't ask me for an answer!

Besides, looking at me may not necessarily mean asking me to answer, after all, the teacher may be distracted...

Just as he comforted himself, he heard the plain voice of the physics teacher.

"Chen Donglai, classmate, come and answer this question for us."

What are you really afraid of?

Why can't you find me at all for good things, and all the answers fall on me?

Could it be that I am too sharp, and the teachers can feel my heroism from the inside out?

"Student Chen, what are you doing in a daze? You come to clear up the students' doubts."

Chen Donglai stood up resentfully.

Confused?

I'm even more stupid than you guys, okay?

Is the teacher in this room messing with me?

There are 54 students in the class, why did you choose me?

Chen Donglai's face turned red.

The physics teacher frowned, "Do you really know? Can you solve the problem? If not, you can just say it and add two physics test papers to you at night."

What the hell!

You are abusing your power!

If you want to add homework to me, just say so, and do this.

Chen Donglai gritted his teeth.

Two test papers, whether you can do it or not.

In an instant, Chen Donglai raised his chest, looked at the physics teacher, and said word by word: "I know the answer, it's a polar bear! That's why it's white!"

The physics teacher looked at Chen Donglai in surprise.

He put on a pair of glasses, "Oh, tell me in detail."

All the students looked at Chen Donglai with curious eyes.

It seems that he has become powerful today!

Everyone knows it's a polar bear.

is white.

The top students in the class know only a little about...

Chen Donglai sneered.

This question is not difficult!

"The reason why it is a polar bear is because... the only one who can fall into the pit is the unlucky bear, and the unlucky bear is white!"

The physics teacher's legs gave way and he almost fell off the podium.

Niubi!

You are a ruthless person!

This theory and thinking is basically invincible.

The students froze for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Da Zhuang next to him laughed like a dead duck.

"Quack, quack, I laughed so hard, you solved all these puzzles, quack, only the unlucky bear fell into the pit, and the unlucky bear is white, so it's a polar bear... Quack, God, I admire you. "

There was already laughter in the classroom. ,

The physics teacher was extremely speechless.

Awesome!

You are in the limelight!

so amazing.

It's the truth in one bite!

The physics teacher took the textbook and patted the table.

"Everyone be quiet, this is in class, all of you calm down for me."

The laughter gradually stopped.

But quite a few students were holding back their laughter until they blushed and their necks were thick.

Chen Donglai looked at these people.

Really ignorant and fearless!

If you don't know how, you can learn from me. What's the matter with this look?

What I cracked was a problem, not a joke.

Forget a bunch of laymen.

Hey, everyone is drunk and I am alone!

The physics teacher looked at Chen Donglai and waved his hands helplessly, "Student Chen, please sit down and listen carefully. By the way, your homework today is four test papers."

"what?"

Chen Donglai was dumbfounded.

Why four?