Datang: Empress mother-in-law sent Li Er to test me

Does he fit? !

Wang Gui's face was darkened a little, and the curse words came to his lips, but he swallowed them back, looked at Zhang Dun, and suddenly clapped his hands, saying: "Xiao Langjun's poems, let the old man again You have to look at it with admiration!"

"Really?" Zhang Dun said with a smile on his face: "I can not only compose poems, but also paint."

Wang Gui stared at him for a few seconds and said, "Can I show you the old man?"

Zhang Dun nodded and said, "Yes! Brother Hu, please bring me a pen and paper."

Hu Guang opened his mouth, always feeling that he was being laughed at by the old and the young in front of him.

But seeing Zhang Dun's look, Hu Guang immediately understood, said to wait, and got up to get it.

Soon, he took the pen, ink, paper and inkstone and placed them in front of Zhang Dun.

Zhang Dun held the ink stick and grinded the ink in the inkstone. After the ink came out, he picked up the brush and dipped it in enough ink, and said with a smile, "I have one characteristic of painting, that is, it is fast!"

Wang Gui asked, "How fast?"

Zhang Dun smiled, put down the brush in his hand, and said, "The painting below is already finished."

Wang Gui: "???"

Li Tai: "???"

Hu Guang: "???"

Hu Quhe: "???"

Looking at the spotless white paper, Wang Gui couldn't help but ask, "Where's your painting?"

Zhang Dun said with a smile on his face, "Tell me first whether it's fast or not."

Chapter 94 As a teacher, writing a poem for a female disciple, what misunderstanding can there be?

"..." The corners of Wang Gui's mouth twitched, the veins on his forehead were exposed, hurry up?Come on, you didn't even drop the ink with the pen, you told the old man that you finished drawing?

Li Tai frowned, pointed to the paper without a speck of ink, and asked, "You obviously didn't draw anything."

Zhang Dun shook his head and said, "You didn't see it, but it doesn't mean I didn't draw."

"I made this painting to make the cows eat grass."

Wang Gui suppressed his anger and said, "You said the cow you drew eats grass? Where is the grass?"

Zhang Dun patiently explained: "The grass has been eaten by the cow."

"Where's the cow?" Wang Gui asked again.

Zhang Dun took it for granted, "What are you still doing here after the cow has eaten the grass? Of course he left."

"..." Inside the Drunken Immortal Tower, there was a sudden silence again.

After a long time, Wang Gui slapped the desk and said, "Are you playing tricks on me?"

"No, no, senior misunderstood." Zhang Dun said seriously: "I respect the old and love the young the most, how could I play tricks on you?"

"Okay, very good!" Wang Gui gritted his teeth, stood up and said to Li Tai, "Let's go!"

"Wait a minute!" Seeing that the old and the young stood up and were about to walk outside the Zuixian Tower, Zhang Dun suddenly said, "The back kitchen will serve the dishes. You are leaving now. What about the dishes?"

"Phillips!" Li Tai snorted coldly, took out a small piece of gold from his waist, threw it on the table, and followed Wang Gui away without looking back.

"Brother Zhang, are they finding fault?" Hu Guang asked in a daze and confusion.

"Otherwise?" Zhang Dun smiled, "The old man was very angry at me as soon as he came in. I didn't care about him, but instead he made an inch of it. This kind of person just needs to be dealt with."

"High!" Hu Guang laughed and said, "Brother Zhang's painting of a cow grazing just now made him very angry."

"In my opinion, he deserves it?" Zhang Dun shook his head, "I don't even know him, let alone offend him. Why should he do this?"

"So," Hu Quhe looked at him with complicated eyes, and said, "The poem that Mr. wrote just now, was it made up in vain?"

"Yeah." Zhang Dun nodded, looking at Hu Quhe's expression, suddenly thought of something, and couldn't laugh or cry: "You don't think your husband is an idiot, do you?"

I almost thought so!Hu Quhe's pretty face blushed, she lowered her head and said nothing.

Hu Guang saw this scene in his eyes, glanced at Zhang Dun and said, "Brother Zhang, don't you give Qu Helu a hand? Let her see your ability as a master?"

"Before you said that Qu He's poems were not very good, and almost made my daughter cry."

Zhang Dun corrected: "Obviously you said it."

Hu Guang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't pretend to be stupid, dare you say that you didn't think so at the time?"

Zhang Dun gave a dry laugh, he had learned so many famous works before traveling, Hu Quhe's poems, compared with Li Bai, Bai Juyi, Du Fu, they are nothing like mud.

"Sir!" Hu Quhe looked at Zhang Dun seriously, and said, "Can you be more serious and write a poem for the slave family? The slave family would like to know how it is different from the poem written by the master."

Zhang Dun pondered for a while, and said, "I can write you a poem? That's fine."

With that said, Zhang Dun sat back in front of the table, picked up the writing brush on the table, dipped it in the ink again, and then swiped it on the paper.

Soon, a poem emerged on the white paper.

"Yun Xiang clothes Hua Xiangrong."

"The spring breeze blows on the threshold of Revlon."

"If it wasn't for Qunyu Mountain."

"We will meet Yaotai under the moon."

Seeing these four lines of poems, Hu Quhe only felt his head buzzing, staring blankly at the words on the paper, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

"Well written!" Hu Guang couldn't help clapping his hands, then looked at Zhang Dun and asked, "What do you mean?"

"..." Zhang Dun looked at him dumbfounded, "You don't know, why are you still boasting?"

"Praise first!" Hu Guang said solemnly, then looked at Hu Quhe and asked, "Quhe, what do you think of this poem?"

Hu Quhe came back to his senses, looked up at Zhang Dun, his pretty face flushed, and he said in a voice like a mosquito: "Well written!"

"Father, daughter, daughter is going back first!"

After finishing speaking, Hu Quhe turned around and walked quickly towards the second floor of the Zuixian Tower. He didn't know whether he was in a panic or in a daze. He bumped his knee against the table and cried out in pain, "It's okay, it's okay!"

Hu Quhe screamed in panic, and stumbled up to the second floor.

Hu Guang looked at her back with a puzzled expression, "Why is this girl acting abnormal today?"

Zhang Dun folded his hands on his shoulders, also lost in thought, and said for a long time: "I stumbled and stumbled when I walked, and I'm probably missing..."

"What's missing?" Hu Guang was taken aback.

Zhang Dun thought for a while, and after confirming again and again, he said, "Never mind."

"..." Hu Guang looked at him with deep eyes, "Call her heartless in front of her father, brother Zhang, I'll hit you!"

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"Nonsense, ridiculous!"

In Yankangfang, the residence of Prince Wei, Wang Gui's angry curses sounded in the hall.

"Shuzi is hateful! He is simply not a son of man!"

"This old man is the servant of the Huangmen, and even the wife of His Royal Highness King Wei, how dare he make fun of this old man!"

"It's just too stupid!"

"The old man has never spoken ill to him, but he treats the old man like this, he is angry with the old man, angry with the old man!!"

Li Tai was sitting on the sidelines, looking helplessly at Wang Gui who had been furiously cursing for a quarter of an hour.

It's getting old, it's time to stop!

"Master Wang, please calm down," Li Tai comforted, "If this goes on, Zhang Dun will be fine, I'm afraid you will get sick from anger first!"

Wang Gui gritted his teeth and said: "This old man can't swallow this breath, what kind of cow eats grass, I think this old man is a three-year-old child, and use it for fun?"

"This person must not become the wife of Princess Changle, otherwise it will cause great harm!"

Wang Gui patted the table and shouted at Li Tai at close range: "It's really insulting! If he becomes the princess' wife, what will he teach the princess? Will the cow eat grass? Or that ugly poem?"

Li Tai wiped his face, which was covered with spittle sprayed by Wang Gui. He slightly distanced himself from him, and said solemnly: "Master Wang, can Zhang Dun become Li Zhi's wife, no longer other people, but over you!"

"If you compare him in front of my father and mother, even if that Zhang Dun will please my father and mother again, he will never become Lizhi's wife!"

"Okay!" Wang Gui took a deep breath and said loudly: "Tomorrow, let's see how the old man treats him. He played tricks on the old man today, and tomorrow the old man will play hard on him again!"

"Everything depends on Master Wang." Li Tai bowed his hands solemnly and said, "Tomorrow the king will be waiting for good news from Master Wang at the mansion."

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In the early morning of the next day, when the morning bell rang throughout the city of Chang'an and the doors of various markets opened.

In the Taiji Palace, in the Ganlu Hall, Li Er and Empress Changsun had already changed into casual clothes, and were having breakfast with Li Lizhi.

"Father, try this, this is the soup my daughter made for you early in the morning."

"Aniang, you should try it too. This is steamed buns made by my daughter. If you eat them with pickles from Zuixianlou, the taste will be even better."

"And this, Zhang Dun calls it millet porridge, it's delicious when served with sugar, it warms up the body and nourishes the stomach."

At the dining table, Li Lizhi's apron was not removed, and some flour was still on her face. She stood up and kept serving dishes for Li Er and Empress Changsun, while explaining the details of the dishes to them. name.

Chapter 95 Xiao Lang, do you know "The Book of Songs", "The Analects of Confucius", "Mencius", "Spring and Autumn"?

Li Er and Empress Changsun held spoons in their hands, pursed their lips and looked at Li Lizhi, feeling a little sour in their hearts.

There are many princesses in the palace, none of whom are pampered and do not touch the spring water with their fingers, let alone know how to cook meals.

What is the difference between Li Lizhi's current appearance and the little daughter-in-law of ordinary people?

"Lizhi, hurry up and eat something too." Empress Changsun said with red eyes, holding her little hand and letting her sit next to her.

Li Lizhi shook her head, raised her face and said, "My daughter is not hungry."

"Whether you're hungry or not, it doesn't matter what you say now, listen to your mother." Li Er suddenly said: "I know you did this for Zhang Dun, don't worry, I know how to do it."

"If Zhang Dun can't compare to Wang Gui, I will think of another way. If it doesn't work, I will ask you a wife."

Hearing this, Li Lizhi's eyes lit up, and she said with a smile on her face, "My daughter listens to daddy!"

Just after breakfast, Li Junxian strode in and said solemnly: "Your Majesty, Wang Shilang has arrived and is waiting outside the hall."

"It's early enough."

Li Er nodded slightly, looked at Empress Changsun and said, "Guanyin servant girl, let's go too."

"Okay!" Empress Changsun stood up and said.

Li Lizhi said nervously: "Father, Auntie, if there is news, please come back and tell your daughter."

"I know!" Empress Changsun couldn't help touching her hair, "You wait in the palace."

After finishing speaking, Li Er and Empress Changsun walked out of the Ganlu Hall side by side, and saw Wang Gui wearing plain clothes and standing with his hands down.

"Your Majesty, Wang Gui, I pay my respects to Your Majesty, Empress Dowager." Seeing the two coming out, Wang Gui bowed respectfully.

Li Er said with a smile on his face: "Wang Shilang got up early enough, let's go."

"Wang Shilang, please remember that Li Zhi's alias outside the palace is Li Changzhi. When you go to Zuixian Tower this time, you must not reveal your identity as the Huangmen servant, and you must not reveal your identity as Zhen and Guanyin's maidservant. After you go, I and Guanyin's servant will call you Master Wang."

"No." Wang Gui said solemnly.

At this time, inside the Drunken Immortal Tower, the door was wide open, and there was a sign at the door, saying that it was closed today.

In the lobby of Zuixian Tower, all the cases were moved to one side, leaving a large space in the middle, leaving only two copybooks.

On the case, there are pens, ink, paper and inkstone.

Hu Guang was wearing a new suit, and stood nervously at the counter with Hu Quhe.

"Why haven't you come yet?"

"Did they forget what they were going to do today?"

Hu Guang scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, seeing that there were gradually more and more people on the street, except Li Er and Empress Changsun could not be seen, he said anxiously.

"Father, the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry." Hu Quhe said helplessly, "Look at Mr., he is not in a hurry at all."

Hu Guang subconsciously looked at Zhang Dun, and saw that he was sitting behind one of the desks, holding steamed buns in one hand and eating vegetables with chopsticks in the other.