After being abandoned by Liu Bei, Cao Cao begged me to be a military adviser

"Oh, it's over, it's over, it's dead, ouch..."

Liu Xian shook his head: "You old bastard, what do you mean? I'm so anxious!"

Lao Huang shook his head: "Sir, you don't know that Xiao Cao who cleans the toilet is not Cao Ji's son, he is Cao Cao's son!"

"What?" Liu Xian exclaimed, and quickly put his arms around the handbrake of the carriage.

"Hiss!" Chituma cried out.

"What's the matter?" Liu Xian put down the handbrake and asked Lao Huang while driving the carriage.

Lao Huang said: "What kind of Xun Lingjun called Xiao Cao the son, and said that his father is the prime minister, Cao Ji's grandson dropped a nuclear bomb beside us!"

Liu Xian shook his head: "Do you know what a nuclear bomb is?"

Old Huang said: "Didn't you say that a nuclear bomb can heat up the whole of Tokyo? Wouldn't that just blow it up!"

"God damn it's hot in Tokyo!" Liu Xian shook his head, "What else did you hear?"

Old Huang said again: "Those generals all called him Xiao Cao as his son. He must belong to the prime minister and committed suicide. We are doomed, and Cao Ji can't keep us!"

While speaking, the carriage had returned to the small courtyard outside the city.

I entered the house as soon as I was offline.

He took out the brush and wrote Cao Buyi and Cao Buyi respectively.

Liu Xian asked, "Little Cao is called Cao Buyi or Cao Buyi?"

Lao Huang scratched his head: "It seems to be Cao Buyi?"

Liu Xian frowned: "If you don't put a box together, isn't it Pi, what the hell is Cao Pi?"

"Oh my god!" Lao Huang slumped on the ground again: "Sir, let's run away quickly, Master Ji can't keep us!"

Liu Xian shook his head: "Little Cao is Cao Pi, so isn't Old Cao Cao Cao?"

"Damn!" Old Huang heard this, and immediately lost his breath.

Liu Xian hurried forward: "Old Huang, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you scared to death?"

Chapter 107 Liu Xian: Old Huang, stand up and talk

"Old Huang, wake up, wake up quickly!"

Liu Xian slapped Lao Huang's mouth wildly while roaring.

But Lao Huang's mouth was reddened, but he remained motionless.

Liu Xian stretched out his hand to test his breath and breath.

He pressed his head against his chest again, his heart beating wildly.

Liu Xian basically confirmed that this guy fainted from fright.

At this time, he must be given the strongest external stimulus to wake him up immediately.

"I'm sorry, Old Huang!" Liu Xian stood up, ready to untie his belt to release the water.

"Woof woof!" Xiao Huang's cry sounded from outside the courtyard.

Liu Xian hurriedly beckoned: "Hurry up, hurry up, come here and pee Lao Huang!"

Xiao Huang seemed to understand the words of the people, trotted over, stretched his legs, and urinated on Lao Huang's face neatly.

"Cough cough cough..."

Lao Huang coughed immediately.

The little yellow head turned around and ran away in fright.

"What's the smell?" Lao Huang fanned the wind vigorously with his hands, but when he opened his eyes, he saw Liu Xian fastening his trouser belt in front of him.

"Are you awake, old Huang?" Liu Xian fastened his belt while speaking.

Old Huang: "Sir, you just..."

Liu Xian hurriedly said, "Dog piss, dog piss!"

"Sir, you are a real dog!" Lao Huang subconsciously reached out and touched his face, then turned over and vomited.

Liu Xian smiled: "Xiao Huang did a good job!"

"Wow, woof, woof!" the little yellow dog hiding in the corner yelled.

After Lao Huang vomited, he struggled to sit up: "Sir, did I faint just now?"

Liu Xian shook his head: "You fainted just now, almost scared me to death!"

Lao Huang frowned: "The grass chicken is Cao Cao? Xiao Cao is Cao Cao's son Cao Pi?"

"Basically confirmed!" Liu Xian nodded.

Old Huang said: "Then let's run away and take refuge in Xichuan!"

Liu Xian shook his head: "Old Huang, it's not the same as before, we can run away, monks can't run away from the temple!"

Lao Huang was puzzled: "Sir, what do you mean?"

Liu Xian said: "Zhen Mi is pregnant in Yecheng, we have real estate everywhere in Xudu Hebei, and Ganmei's winery is also in Xudu, once we run away, we will lose everything!"

Old Huang sighed: "But if we don't run away, wouldn't we die here?"

"The situation is not as severe as you imagined!" Liu Xian said and lay down directly on the rocking chair. Not only was he not afraid, but he was a little excited.

Lao Huang was puzzled and said, "Sir, why do you look so happy?"

Liu Xian smiled: "Cao Cao pretends to be Cao Ji and asks us for advice every day. What is he trying to do?"

"Yes!" Lao Huang nodded: "What is the picture? Isn't this sick?"

"Fart!" Liu Xian said: "This is called a pattern. Those who achieve great things can bend and stretch!"

Lao Huang nodded: "Understood, this Cao Cao is a pervert, I like this tune!"

"That's almost what it means!" Liu Xian nodded.

Lao Huang said: "Then what shall we do?"

Liu Xian received: "Let's keep calm, pretend not to know his identity, and continue to cooperate with him in the performance!"

Old Huang: "This... can it work?"

Before Liu Xian could speak, a carriage slowly drove up outside the courtyard.

It was none other than Cao Cao's carriage.

Lao Huang asked: "Sir, Cao Cao in the carriage is Cao Cao, so is Lao Xu?"

Liu Xian said: "It must be, tiger idiot Xu Chu!"

Lao Huang shook his head: "Sir, I feel like half my life is gone!"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and greet the guests!" Liu Xian pulled Lao Huang up.

Lao Huang looked at Liu Xian with innocent eyes: "Sir!"

"Hurry up, just get it!" Liu Xian encouraged Lao Huang with all his strength.

"Don't worry, sir!" Lao Huang patted his chest and walked out of the courtyard gate with sonorous steps.

"Master Ji, are you here? Please come inside!" Lao Huang yelled at the top of his voice.

"Old Huang!" Cao Cao didn't smile too much.

Xu Chu took the horse stool, Cao Cao got out of the carriage, and asked, "Is there any chicken for today?"

"Yes..." Lao Huang said tremblingly, and then his legs gave way and he knelt down on the ground.

Cao Cao: "???"

Xu Chu: "..."

Liu Xian trotted out of the yard and helped Lao Huang up: "Get up, get up, get up!"

Old Huang said aggrievedly: "Sir, I can't stand up anymore!"

"Have you suffered from schizophrenia again?" Liu Xian said.

"Mmmm...hahaha..."

Lao Huang showed a dumbfounding expression.

"What's the situation?" Cao Cao asked.

"This, this..." Liu Xian shook his head: "This is an old problem. Before he saw Zhang Fei whipping a soldier to death, he was so frightened that his legs went limp for three days and three nights. Didn't this happen when he heard that Guo Jijiu left today? Thinking of that little pawn who died tragically, this is a hypochondriac!"

"Yes... yes, yes, yes..." Lao Huang repeatedly nodded, his head trembling.

"Is there still this problem?" Cao Cao frowned and looked at Xu Chu.

Xu Chu hurried forward and hugged Lao Huang directly.

"Master Xu, Master Xu, please don't do this!" Lao Huang shook his head tremblingly, but was unable to struggle.

"We're all brothers, why are you being polite?" Old Xu directly carried Lao Huang into the yard and put him on Liu Xian's rocking chair.

"Ouch!" Old Huang let out a long sigh of relief.

Seeing Cao Cao and Liu Xian enter the yard.

Lao Huang jumped up in a jerk, and moved the rocking chair directly in front of Cao Cao: "Master Ji, sit down!"

Cao Cao looked at Lao Huang with a surprised look.

"Ouch!" Lao Huang shuddered and knelt down on the ground again.

"Huh?" Cao Cao was stunned: "Are you sick again?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Liu Xian nodded repeatedly, pulled the chair over and handed it to Cao Cao: "Master Ji, sit down!"

"Thank you!" Cao Cao cupped his hands and lay down on the rocking chair.

On weekdays, he watched Liu Xian play with the rocking chair, and it was rare to have such an opportunity.

Lao Huang and Liu Xian, one on the left and the other on the right, were kneeling and squatting, respectively beating Cao Cao's left and right legs.

"Master Ji, do you feel comfortable?" Liu Xian asked cautiously.

"Well, comfortable!" Cao Cao nodded repeatedly.

Lao Huang asked again: "Master Ji, do you think this strength is okay?"

"Okay, just right!" A smile gradually appeared on Cao Cao's face.

The old license on the side looked silly.

This scene made him unbelievable.

Since the prime minister came to see Liu Xian, Liu Xian was lying on the rocking chair, and Lao Huang was beating his legs on the side.

And what about the prime minister?

Just squatting next to the rocking chair, almost giving Liu Xian a leg kick.

But today, Liu Xian actually ran over to beat Lao Cao's legs.

"Ahem!" Cao Cao coughed dryly, "You two, do you have something to ask me?"

Old Huang: "We want to go west..."

Liu Xian immediately interrupted Lao Huang: "How old are you, do you still want to go to the West Street brothel?"

Cao Cao suddenly sat up and looked at the two of them.

Liu Xian and Lao Huang lowered their heads one after another, like children who have done something wrong.

Cao Cao said: "Old Huang, roast two chickens, Brother Ziyu, let's drink some wine!"

"Okay, Master Ji!" Lao Huang yelled and hurried to work.

"It's all up to you!" Liu Xian helped Cao Cao to the table.

The two sat down, Xu Chu was in charge of pouring the wine, and Liu Xian didn't dare to look up the whole time.

Cao Cao suddenly said: "Brother Ziyu, you are a little abnormal today!"