After being abandoned by Liu Bei, Cao Cao begged me to be a military adviser

Old Huanghan smiled and said: "Sun Quan invites you to meet in front of the two armies, a decisive battle or a peace negotiation!"

"Meet you before the battle?" Liu Xian snorted coldly: "I saw his grandma!"

"This is obviously unreasonable. The war has been going on for so long, and now Sun Quan is starting to reminisce about the past. It is obviously a fraud!" Cao Pi took the letter from Lao Huang's hand.

Liu Xian shook his head and said disdainfully, "Even a fool can see that it's unreasonable!"

Cao Pi: "Master???"

Liu Xian turned his head to look at Cao Pi, and quickly explained: "Master didn't say you are stupid, I mean Sun Quan is stupid!"

"Oh!" Cao Pi nodded.

Lao Huang said: "This Sun Quan is really stupid. Our army is sticking to the city. How can you go out of the city to meet him?"

"Look!" Liu Xian pointed at Lao Huang and said to Cao Pi, "Such a stupid old man knows that I won't leave the city!"

Cao Pi: "Ah, this..."

Old Huang Han smiled and said, "Sir, you are too proud!"

"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!" Liu Xian took the letter from Cao Pi's hand, only to find that there was a third piece of paper in the envelope.

"I wanted to attack Hefei, but my sister-in-law is like a tortoise in the city. If I don't come out today, I will raise troops to fight again next year!"

"Crack!" Liu Xian threw the envelope on Lao Huang's face: "Idiot, you read two of the three papers!"

Cao Pi asked: "Master, what did the third piece say?"

"This grandson wants to retreat and look good!" After Liu Xian finished speaking, he handed the letter to Cao Pi.

Cao Pi shook his head straight after seeing it: "It's too shameless, Sun Quan knows that you won't send troops, now you have to find a way for yourself!"

Liu Xian shook his head: "I've never seen such a brazen person!"

Lao Huang interjected: "Sir, you have said this before!"

"Did I say that?" Liu Xian asked Lao Huang back.

Lao Huang said: "Liu Bei wrote you a letter before, and you said the same thing!"

Liu Xian shook his head: "Sun and Liu are the same raccoon dog!"

"It's so shameless!" Cao Pi said, "Master, you should write a letter to scold Sun Quan for being shameless!"

Liu Xian nodded: "You are right, you write this letter for me!"

"I write?" Cao Pi frowned.

"That's right!" Liu Xian said, "Just write it down. If Sun Quan says he will fight, he will fight and retreat. Where will I put my Liu Xian's face?"

Cao Pi shook his head: "Master, are you so direct? Doesn't this not match your talent?"

Liu Xian said: "Vulgarity is elegance, and a man doesn't stick to trifles!"

"It makes sense!" Cao Pi hurriedly picked up the brush and wrote.

Liu Xian said again: "You continue to write. I, Liu Xian, refuse to fight, so don't even think about finding a way to step down from me. If you want to negotiate peace and let your wife come to see me, please invite your deceased brother's widow, Zhou Yu's Xiao Qiao, to come." Talk to me day and night!"

Cao Pi put down his brush and asked again: "Master, aren't you a little arrogant in doing this? What if Sun Quan is in a hurry and he doesn't retreat?"

"Hahaha!" Liu Xian laughed: "What you said makes sense, let me add another word, Prime Minister Zeng said: Having a son should be like Sun Zhongmou. Why don't you borrow your mother to give birth to another son for the prime minister?"

"Damn it!" Cao Pi couldn't help shaking his head: "Master, I'm so excited when you write this letter, you know my father so well!"

"Stop talking nonsense, write quickly!" Liu Xian urged.

Cao Pi worked hard to write, and quickly wrote the letter and handed it to Liu Xian for inspection.

Liu Xian looked at it, then nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, Lao Huang immediately sent someone to Jiangdong Camp!"

"Obey!" Lao Huang clasped his fists and left the tent with the letter.

"Master, I still don't understand that you can humiliate Sun Quan so much. If he really doesn't retreat, how can we rob the camp?" Cao Pi looked at Liu Xian very puzzled.

Liu Xian smiled and patted Cao Pi on the shoulder: "Do you know what kind of women in brothels are like?"

Cao Pi blurted out: "Master, come in and play!"

Liu Xian said: "That's what they shouted when you were on the street. When you entered the brothel, they would say, don't touch me, sir, you can't, you can't..."

Cao Pi nodded: "Master, you know brothels, those women want to be whores and set up archways!"

Liu Xian smiled: "You're right, this little bitch Sun Quan just wants to stand up again!"

"Understood!" Cao Pi nodded: "The harder you scold Sun Quan, the happier he is. He will like this. He will definitely retreat, and he will be particularly relieved of you!"

"Children can be taught!" Liu Xian nodded in satisfaction.

Chapter 264 Sun Quan retreated quietly, Zhang Babai took advantage of the night to rob the camp

Early the next morning, Liu Xian's reply letter was sent to Jiangdong camp.

Lü Meng took Lu Xun into the tent of the Chinese army and handed over the letter to Sun Quan himself.

"Hahaha!" Sun Quan laughed while holding Liu Xian's reply letter.

Lu Meng asked, "My lord, why are you laughing?"

Sun Quan said: "I, Liu Xian, would not dare to fight Jiangdong with me. With his temperament, he might scold me in a letter!"

Lu Meng: "???"

Lu Xun: "..."

Sun Quan handed the letter directly to Lu Xun and asked him to open it for inspection.

"Yes!" Lu Xun took the letter with both hands and checked it at a glance.

Sun Quan squinted at Lu Xun's expression.

From the calm and calm at the beginning, he became cautious, then his eyes became a little more angry, and finally his face was full of displeasure.

"How is it?" Sun Quan asked Lu Xun.

Lu Xun clasped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, it's not bad, it's just..."

Sun Quan said: "What are you talking about? But it doesn't matter!"

Lu Xun said, "It's just that Liu Xian is a little disgusted!"

"Say!" Sun Quan said.

Lu Xun nodded and began to repeat the contents of the letter.

"Liu Xian said, if you want to fight, you can fight and you can retreat. Where will he save his face?"

"He will never go out of the city, you don't want to find a way out of him!"

"Hahaha!" Sun Quan laughed loudly: "The angrier he is, the happier I am, keep talking!"

Lu Xun nodded: "Liu Xian also said that if you want to negotiate a peace, you should let Mrs. Yibu and Xiao Qiao talk to him day and night!"

The smile on Sun Quan's face suddenly disappeared, showing a little annoyance.

"My lord, are you alright?" Lu Meng asked softly.

Sun Quan waved his hands, pursed his lips and said, "Of course I'm fine, Boyan continue talking!"

Lu Xun nodded, and said again: "Liu Xian borrowed a sentence from Cao Cao: You should be like Sun Zhongmou when you have children!"

"Hahaha!" Sun Quan laughed loudly: "What? He's tired of playing rascals and started to praise me?"

Lu Xun lowered his head and said nothing.

Sun Quan realized something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "What did Liu Xian say again?"

"This?" Lu Xun hesitated.

"Say!" Sun Quan's tone was displeased.

Lu Xun had no choice but to say: "Liu Xian said, let Wu Guotai and Cao Cao have another..."

"Boom!" Sun Quan slapped the table with a slap: "Liu Quide, you are extremely shameless for insulting my Jiangdong women!"

"My lord, calm down!" Lu Xun hurriedly bowed and cupped his fists.

Lu Meng also said: "My lord, Liu Xian's move is to irritate you and prevent you from withdrawing from Hefei!"

These words instantly gave Sun Quan a sense of enlightenment.

"Ziming is right. Liu Xian is aggressive, and he only uses his tongue!"

"Yes!" Lu Meng nodded, "Liu Xian wants to keep us here, and wait for Cao Cao's reinforcements to come to Hefei!"

"Hahaha!" Sun Quan laughed loudly: "how can you hide it from me?"

"My lord is wise!" Lu Xun and Lu Meng clasped their fists together.

Sun Quan said: "Our army's plan remains unchanged. After three days, Zishi will withdraw. The rear army will go first, the front army will be in the middle, and the middle army will go last!"

Lu Meng hurriedly shook his head: "My lord, absolutely not. Once the enemy finds out the news, they will come to rob the camp. The Chinese army has no one to protect them. You..."

Sun Quan waved his hand: "I understand what Ziming said, but Liu Xian is not an idler. If our army retreats according to the usual method, he will definitely attack the camp. If the Chinese army does not move, he will not know the truth and dare not attack the camp. !"

Lu Meng suddenly realized: "My lord is brilliant!"

Lu Xun said: "My lord, you can go with the front army, and I will stay behind in the middle army!"

Sun Quan waved his hand: "You can think of this step, Liu Xian can't think of it? If he really dares to attack the camp, he will go to the front army, and I will be pursued instead. Therefore, the Chinese army is the safest!"

Lu Xun clasped his fists together: "My lord is wise!"

"Know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles!" Sun Quan waved his hands: "You two hurry up and prepare for the retreat, don't delay!"

"Yes!" Lu Xun and Lu Meng clasped their fists together.

The Jiangdong camp is quietly preparing to retreat.

In the city of Hefei, Liu Xian also summoned four generals.

Zhang Liao clasped his fists: "Master Jijiu called me to come, but do you have something important to tell?"

"Exactly!" Liu Xian nodded: "Sun Quan sent a letter, I wrote back and insulted him, forcing him to stay in Hefei. But I predict that he will retreat and return to Jiangdong within three days. The opportunity to fight is here!"

As soon as this remark came out, the eyes of the four generals shone with light.

Liu Xian asked Zhang Liao, "Wen Yuan, how many soldiers are there in our army?"

Zhang Liao said: "Fighting hard for days, our army lost seven or eight thousand defenders, and most of the soldiers were exhausted!"

Liu Xian nodded, and immediately said: "This time the camp will be robbed in three steps!"

"Which three steps?" Zhao Yun asked.

Liu Xian said: "The first step is to take advantage of the enemy's retreat and disrupt their positions. A thousand riders are enough. A brave general who is not afraid of death is needed to go forward!"

Zhang Liao knelt down on one knee: "Master Jijiu, my Wuhuan cavalry is extremely brave, and I would like to lead eight hundred cavalry as the vanguard to harass the enemy!"

"Okay!" Liu Xian showed a very gratified smile on his face.

"After the attack on the camp, the retreating Jiangdong army will inevitably be in chaos, and two generals are needed to fight the enemy heartily!"

Le Jin and Li Dian looked at each other, and they knelt down to beg for orders.

"Master Jijiu, the two of us are willing to lead our troops to kill the enemy!"

"Okay!" Liu Xian nodded: "You each lead 5000 troops to kill the enemy, don't worry about other things!"

"Obey!" The two generals clasped their fists together.

At this time, only Zhao Yun was left.

Zhao Yun looked at Liu Xian, and Liu Xian also looked at Zhao Yun.

Liu Xian smiled: "Zilong, this final important task will be handed over to you!"

Hearing this, Zhao Yun immediately knelt down on one knee: "Master Jijiu, please give me instructions!"

"Yeah!" Liu Xian nodded: "Zilong killed seven in and seven out in Changbanpo, and the prime minister spoke highly of this battle. When he robbed the camp, Zilong only needed to do one thing, to find the enemy among the chaotic army. Get the right to win the blue-eyed son and grandson, and bring him back alive to Feicheng!"

Zhao Yun clasped his fists together: "Master Jijiu, don't worry, Yun will fulfill his mission!"

Liu Xian said: "You haven't seen Sun Quan, but you just need to remember that Sun Quan has blue eyes and a purple beard, he doesn't look like a native of the Central Plains!"

"I remember!" Zhao Yun nodded heavily.