After being abandoned by Liu Bei, Cao Cao begged me to be a military adviser

"That's right!" Ding Yi said with a smile: "It is said that the lord Jijiu didn't see the deep meaning of the Prime Minister, De Zuzhen is the number one talent in the Prime Minister's residence!"

Yang Xiu hurriedly waved his hands: "Everyone, I am ashamed! Don't underestimate this Lord Jijiu. He is the empress of the Han Dynasty and will help the Prime Minister calm down Jingzhou and defeat Zhou Yu!"

Ding Yi smiled: "After all the straw sandal weavers say they belong to the Han Dynasty, what's the use of it?"

"That's right!" Handan Chun said, "The pacification of Jingzhou and the defeat of Zhou Yu are all Mr. Cao Ji's legacy plans. What talent does Liu Xian have besides half a poem? Even straw sandal weavers look down on him!"

"Well said, well said!" Cao Zhi nodded repeatedly.

"Hahaha!" Yang Xiu laughed even more.

These words can be regarded as speaking to his heart.

Everyone pushed the cups and changed the cups, and they were all a little drunk.

The topic of discussion was led from Liu Xian to Cao Pi.

There is no other reason, Liu Xian and Cao Pi walked the closest.

It is said that Cao Pi respected Liu Xian as a teacher.

"My second brother is really absurd. It is understandable for him to be a teacher of Cao Ji. Now he wants to respect Liu Xian as his teacher. This is simply a joke!"

Everyone echoed, from criticizing Liu Xian to criticizing Cao Pi.

Ding Yi even said bluntly that Mr. Zijian is more suitable for the post of deputy prime minister.

"Crack!" Cao Zhi slapped the table, "Stop talking nonsense, this is a crime of beheading!"

"Even if the young master kills me, I still have to say, this is what I think in my heart!" Ding Yi cupped his hands with an extremely firm attitude.

Cao Zhi didn't speak, but there was an imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth.

As the sun went down, the drunks left the Baihualou.

Just happened to bump into Cao Pi and his party who came to drink.

Among them are Liu Xian, Pang Tong, Lu Su, the house slave Lao Huang and the house dog Xiao Huang.

"Second Brother, Lord Jijiu, Mr. Shi Yuan, Mr. Zijing!" Cao Zhi saluted several people one by one.

"Master Zijian!" Several people returned the salute to Cao Zhi one after another.

Cao Pi said: "I heard that my father rewarded Zijian with a horse recently. I don't know how good his feet are?"

Just as Cao Pi was about to speak, Yang Xiu who was beside him immediately said, "Mr. Zihuan is wrong, the prime minister rewarded him with a white horse!"

Cao Pi was stunned, and looked at Yang Xiu in surprise: "Isn't a white horse a horse?"

Yang Xiu immediately said: "My lord, a white horse is not a horse!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone turned their attention to Yang Xiu.

Saying that a white horse is not a horse, isn't this frankly just asking for trouble?

This Yang Xiu really drank too much.

Cao Pi has always been soft-tempered, and said with a smile: "Dezu drank too much, let's go back and rest earlier!"

"I'm not drunk, my lord, please listen to me!" Yang Xiu said with a smile.

Cao Pi looked at Liu Xian, who nodded slightly.

"Okay, I would like to hear the details!" Cao Pi nodded.

Yang Xiu beckoned and asked Ding Yi to bring Cao Zhi's white horse.

Everyone looked at Yang Xiu.

Yang Xiu stepped forward and touched the horse's neck, then said: "Everyone, look at this white horse, it's not a horse!"

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed.

They all thought that Yang Xiu drank too much.

But Yang Xiu began to talk freely.

"The horse is the rule for the shape of a beast, and the white horse is the rule for the color of a horse. The rules for shape and color are different."

"That's why the rules for the shape of animals and the rules for color are different. Therefore, white horses are different from horses."

Cao Pi frowned: "You mean, a horse is different from a horse if it has a color."

"That's right!" Yang Xiu nodded.

Cao Pi laughed: "But there is no colorless horse in this world, so is a colored horse not a horse?"

Yang Xiu immediately replied: "Horses have colors, so there are white horses, yellow horses, and black horses. Horses without color are called horses. I said I want a white horse, but you can't give me a horse. Give me a white horse!"

Cao Pi's face turned dark, and he felt that his cognition had been subverted.

Isn't a white horse a horse?What the hell is that?

But he clearly knew that Yang Xiu was making sophistry and deliberately made things difficult for him.

But racking his brains, he didn't know how to refute Yang Xiu.

This is the most embarrassing.

Yang Xiu continued: "The young master is fighting with the army and doesn't read often. I can put it another way."

Cao Pi nodded: "Say it!"

Yang Xiu also said: "A carriage is not a horse, it is a combination of horse and carriage, and a white horse is a combination of horse and white, so a white horse is not a horse, and a carriage is not a horse!"

Cao Pi: "This?"

"Hahaha!" Cao Zhi and the others burst into laughter.

What they want to see is Cao Pi's embarrassment at the moment.

Yang Xiu, who thought he was victorious, immediately pointed the finger at Liu Xian: "Master Jijiu thinks what I said is right?"

Liu Xian nodded slightly: "Yes, yes, very yes!"

"Hahaha!" Yang Xiu, Cao Zhi and the others laughed again.

But Liu Xian said again: "I also have something to ask Dezu!"

Yang Xiu smiled: "Sir, don't be ashamed to ask, but it's okay to say!"

Liu Xian smiled slightly: "Dare to ask if Yang Dezu is still a human being?"

As soon as this remark came out, the smile on Yang Xiu's face disappeared.

Chapter 207 Yang Xiu humiliates himself, Liu Xian's strategy of attacking Guo

"I'm arguing with you, why do you insult me?" Yang Xiu looked at Liu Xian coldly.

"Yes!" Ding Yi also chimed in: "Everyone is doing things for the prime minister, why did Lord Jijiu insult Master Yang?"

Cao Zhi said, "Second brother, Liu Ziyu's actions are somewhat excessive, right?"

Cao Pi didn't dare to speak, turned his head to look at Liu Xian, then at Pang Tong and Lu Su.

Liu Xian was calm and relaxed, while Pang Tong and Lu Su were watching the excitement.

"Misunderstood, misunderstood, must have misunderstood!" Liu Xian said with a smile.

"Misunderstanding?" Yang Xiu asked, "What is the misunderstanding?"

Liu Xian explained: "I just asked this question because I heard Dezu's theory of white horses and flying horses!"

Yang Xiu asked: "What is the relationship between these two?"

Liu Xian said with a smile: "People are the rules for creatures, and names are the rules for words. If the rules of words are added to people, then they are not pure people!"

Cao Pi understood Liu Xian's words, and immediately pointed to Yang Xiu and said, "You are human, but if you have the name Yang Xiu, you are no longer human!"

"Yes!" Liu Xian also said: "Everyone can say that you are Yang Xiu and call you Yang Dezu, but you can't say that you are a human being!"

"you……"

Yang Xiu pointed at the two, his face darkened with anger.

Typical dug a hole and buried himself in it.

"Hahaha!" Cao Pi and the others burst out laughing.

Ding Yi and Handan Chun couldn't even raise their heads.

"Farewell!" Cao Zhi cupped his hands and got on his white horse to leave.

Cao Pi hurriedly asked, "Is Zijian riding a white horse or a horse?"

"Ma Ma Ma Ma, it must be a horse, and a white horse is also a horse. Anyone who says a white horse is not a horse is not worthy of being a human being!" Cao Zhi rode away disheveledly after finishing speaking.

"Hahaha!" Cao Pi and the others laughed again.

"My lord, wait for us!"

Yang Xiu, Handan Chun, Ding Yi and others chased after him.

Liu Xian and the others entered the restaurant.

Cao Pi offered Liu Xian the first glass of wine: "Master, you are so tall!"

Liu Xian smiled: "Young master is too famous, Yang Xiu's fluffy tricks, Shi Yuan and Zijing have already seen through it, but just kept silent!"

"Oh?" Cao Pi was shocked, and looked at Lu Su and Pang Tong.

Lu Su nodded slightly, while Pang Tong said: "A white horse is not a horse, it comes from "Gongsun Longzi·White Horse Theory"!"

"So that's how it is!" Cao Pi laughed, feeling his blood boil immediately.

Compared with Cao Zhi's friends who are worthless, there are a lot of talents around him!

No matter how much his father loves Cao Zhi, he is definitely not his opponent.

The fact that a white horse is not a horse quickly reached Cao Cao's ears.

Cao Cao asked Xun Yu with a smile, "Wen Ruo, do you think Yang Xiu is superior to Liu Xian?"

Xun Yu shook his head: "Yang Xiu is proud of his talent, although he has talent, he is embarrassed to use it!"

"Where's Liu Xian?" Cao Cao asked.

Xun Yu said, "Liu Xian is Cao Ji, and Cao Ji is Liu Xian!"

Cao Cao was shocked: "Wen Ruo saw it?"

Xun Yu shook his head and smiled wryly: "Since the prime minister rescued Liu Xian, I have guessed. After meeting Cao Ji himself, I mistakenly thought that Liu Xian was Cao Ji's bookboy. It wasn't until Cao Ji feigned death that I realized that I was deceived by the prime minister." In the drum."

"Hahaha!" Cao Cao laughed.

Xun Yu cupped his hands: "The prime minister decided to conquer Jingzhou and defeat Zhou Yu. This year will soon pass. I thought about the strategy of defeating Ma Teng and Han Sui that morning!"

"That's right!" Cao Cao nodded: "Tomorrow morning, we will be promoted to the hall for discussion!"

"Obey!" Xun Yu cupped his hands to signal.

Early the next morning, civil and military officials gathered in the Prime Minister's Mansion.

Cao Cao immediately said: "Jingzhou is initially established, Jiangdong dare not move rashly, only Xiliang Ma Teng and Han Sui worry me the most, I want to send troops to destroy these two thieves, do you have a good plan?"

As soon as this remark came out, there was a heated discussion in the hall.

After Cao Cao sent troops to Jingzhou, Ma Teng and Han Sui watched from the other side.

When the imperial army confronted the Jiangdong army across the river, Ma Teng and Han Sui were ready to move.

Until Cao Jun won, he quickly married Jiangdong and negotiated peace.

Ma Teng and Han Sui remained motionless like old turtles.

This made Cao Cao very angry.

He hoped that Ma Teng and Han Sui would have trouble, and next year he would send troops to attack Xiliang.

After all, sending troops pays attention to a justifiable name.

Xun Yu took the lead to stand up: "Prime Minister, Ma Teng occupies Yongzhou, and Han Sui dominates Liangzhou. The two of them are traitors. If a large army enters Xiliang to collect taxes, food supply will be the first issue!"

"That's right!" Cheng Yu also said, "It's bitterly cold in Xiliang, Ma Teng and Han Sui's subordinates are all cavalry, heavy conquest may not be able to reap results!"

Cao Cao was immediately unhappy.