Three Kingdoms: My wife invited me out of the mountain to ascend the throne while living in seclusio

When Sima Yi saw something tied to the pigeon's leg, he was surprised and became interested.

Then he took the letter off the pigeon's leg and opened it again.

I saw a few elegant big characters written on the letter...

"You, woman?"

When Sima Yi saw these words, his eyelids twitched instantly, and he really wanted to say:

"This person is probably suffering from epilepsy!"

After Sima Yi finished cursing, he felt very unlucky.

The nameless letter who came randomly asked him if he was a woman, did anyone speak like this?

What he hates the most is the word "woman".

because!

He always felt that the word "female" was contemptuous of his indecisive and unbearable character.

"Okay, since you said I am a woman, then I am a woman."

Sima Yi sneered.

See how this "woman" teases you!

Chapter 146 On the Importance of "Network Name"

Sima Yi frowned, thinking about how to reply.

"Looking at your name, Zhuge Commoner, I can tell...you must be a very interesting and humble person."

Sima Yi: (っ-.)

He felt that calling himself a "slave family" gave him goosebumps.

And pulling his face to compliment the other party against his will made his goosebumps drop.

He really couldn't bear it, and almost couldn't write.

but!

He glanced at the turtle in the small pond...

As if the tortoise gave him strength again, he decided to hold back!

keep writing!

Otherwise, wouldn't the forbearance learned from the tortoise be in vain?

Otherwise, how can you tease the other party?

"There is a saying in "Xunzi": The sages of ancient times were as humble as a commoner, and as poor as a common man, but they would not enter into injustice, and would not accept injustice!"

"You call yourself a commoner, which shows that your character is very human! My lord, I admire you so much."

Sima Yi quoted scriptures to show that he is a cultured woman.

"It's just that the slave's family is not an ordinary farmer's girl, and the father of the family is quite strict. She can't go in and out to play outside at will, and can only stay in her boudoir."

Sima Yi made up an identity for himself at will.

"But in order to express my admiration..."

"If there is a chance, the little girl is willing to take a risk and sneak out once for the king, and I would like to make an appointment with the commoner, and the time will be set on the sixth day of June next year?"

"The slave family sets the time, and the king sets the location."

Sima Yi wrote very sincerely.

He really wanted to see what kind of person the other party was, so he made an appointment for a "meeting" day.

He set the time and asked the other party to set the location, which can reflect his sincerity.

It can be regarded as two people confirming one thing with each other.

of course.

Sima Yi thought it over.

On the sixth day of June next year...he must bring more people, and then he must beat the other party hard, preferably breaking the other party's three legs.

Shameless man!

It's nothing to write a letter to ask if someone is a woman. Such a boring person is not a good person at first glance. He vowed to give the other party some trouble.

Let me know not to be so boring in the future, there is a price to pay for entertaining others!

Especially my Sima Zhongda for pastime!

At last.

Sima Yi finished writing the letter, but still felt that something was missing.

He frowned and thought for a while, and then suddenly his eyes lit up, yes, the signature was still short, so he picked up the pen again and wrote a few words.

"Sima Youyou..."

"This name is very good, very good!"

Sima Yi recalled that letter, and the signature behind it was Zhuge Commoner, so he also took a fake name, and it was an extremely feminine name...

Sima Youyou!

Well, he's happy with the name.

This name seems random, but he didn't choose it casually, and there are allusions in it.

Because Sima Yi suddenly remembered the story of Zhou Youwang and Baosi, that is, the princes of Fenghuo Opera.

He felt that although he was not King Zhou You, this kind of teasing was somewhat similar to the story. He turned into a woman to tease each other.

therefore.

He took the name "Sima Youyou".

Also.

The name Sima Youyou sounded like a very cultured one. It was not a name owned by women from ordinary families, and it fit the identity he set in the letter.

Invisibly, the name added some fantasies to the other party.

If it is in later generations, many people will know it at a glance. Isn't this the importance of "screen name"?

A good screen name can also increase a lot of goodwill for the other party.

Subsequently.

Sima Yi finished writing the letter with a satisfied smile on his face.

"Sima Youyou... come here!"

Sima Yi threw the pigeon into the air.

The pigeon flew out fluttering, and soon disappeared into the air.

Do it all.

He continued to lie by the small pool, enjoying the cool air while studying the situation in the world, quietly waiting for Zhuge Buyi's reply.

"This person...aside from the boring things, he is also an interesting person."

Sima Yi thought suddenly.

As soon as he thought of this, he shook his head suddenly, because the thought was really terrible.

"Well~~ I don't want to think about it."

"If you dare to meet next year, someone will break your leg."

......

at the same time.

In the small stockade, the pot was already fried at this time.

The people Xun Yu and Jia Xu sent to Jingzhou to inquire about the news came back.

The news brought back is... Xiahou Dun has been defeated, and at this time he has retreated to Xuchang.

Zhuge Liang on the side grinned when he heard the news.

Not too many surprises!

Everything is expected.

And Liu Chuan was even more calm.

He already knew the outcome of the matter, Xiahou Dun's defeat was inevitable, so what's the surprise?

but.

Xun Yu and Jia Xu were different when they heard the report, they froze for a moment, motionless in a daze.

They are 1 unbelievable.

"No... say it again, General Xiahou was really defeated?"

Xun Yu tightly grasped the scout's shoulder and shook him so hard that the scout almost passed out.

He couldn't believe that Xiahoudun's [-] troops had failed!

That's an army of [-], how could they fail to attack Jingzhou?

"Yes... yes, Xun... Lingjun."

The spy was grabbed by the shoulder by Xun Yu, which hurt him so much, he replied in pain.

"How could this be?"

Xun Yu muttered something in a low voice.

"How did you lose?"

Xun Yu asked with a gloomy face.

"Xun Lingjun, it was Jingzhou who made a plan...using the fire attack."

"Jingzhou sent troops to disturb General Xiahou's mood, and then led General Xiahou into the dense forest of Bowangpo, and then..."

The spies explained the matter briefly.

"Fire Attack, Fire Attack..."

Xun Yu suddenly opened his eyes wide and broke into a cold sweat.

"Xiahou Pifu, you are a mediocre person!"

Xun Yu was heartbroken for a while.

Couldn't Xiahou Dun see it?

The one-eyed dragon!

What about Yu Jin and Li Dian?

Xun Yu still had many doubts in his heart.

"When I go back and figure things out, what else is unknown?"

Xun Yu secretly thought.

at this time.

There was nothing he could do, the thing had already happened, and if he lost, he lost, and there was no chance of reversal.

"Brother Jiuru didn't come out, so..."

Xun Yu suddenly remembered something.

Liu Chuan came up with this strategy, and he was completely shocked at this moment.

Is Brother Jiuru really planning a strategy to win a decisive victory thousands of miles away?

Others don't know that it was Liu Chuan who made the plan, but he knew that Liu Chuan was the one who made the plan behind the Battle of Bowangpo.