It's Liao Zhai, not Cthulhu

"I said, you want to eat my friend, shouldn't you show something?" The holy monk asked Bailong, his words were full of rip-offs.

Bai Long's eyes widened.

"Your tongue is pulling the house? Talk." The holy monk patted Bailong's head, angrily saying, "I'm giving you a chance, you're useless! I'll show you the way, you can change into a carriage or something, Follow the route I gave, how about making up for your mistakes? Long San, take care of us comfortably, and we will help you fight the Nine-Headed Insect."

Bailong coughed bitterly, his body shrank and changed, but turned into a four-wheeled carriage.

The whole body of the carriage is covered with white scales, and it is still open. The body is wide, the wheels are thick and wide, and the front row has a windshield. Counting the wheels, this carriage is more than one foot long and wide, suitable for off-roading, and it can also carry four people , and most importantly, there is a trunk.

"It's incredible, this car can shrink the space, that is to say, there are a lot of things that can be put behind it." The monkey's eyesight is still good, and he patted the body, "And this wheel is so big, it may be able to put the short It's not bad, this white dragon seems to know a little bit about the art of transformation."

The car door opened from the side, and a ladder stretched out. The holy monk scratched his head, feeling very strange deep in his heart.

[Aren't the first eighty reincarnations all white horses?It’s not Auntie Sauce’s, what is this?oddly shaped. 】

But he still followed his instincts and sat in the co-pilot, while the monkey sat in the driver's seat.

"Tuigui, this stool is really comfortable." Monkey touched the sofa under the seat, then touched the steering wheel, looked at the clutch, speed dial, instrument panel and so on, lost in thought.

"Monkey, why do you look so skilled?" asked the holy monk.

"I don't know, but it feels very familiar. Although I've never seen it before, I always feel that if this carriage is changed in shape, it can deliver tofu up the mountain."

"What kind of tofu should be sent up the mountain?" The monk was puzzled.

"I don't know, but I was thinking, I seem to know how to drive this thing, first put in gear, um, yes, forward gear, then step on the gas pedal, um, this is the brake, hey, do you hear the burning The sound of tires? What is this thing? It looks very familiar, oh, I see, this should be nitrogen, which can accelerate, okay! I gradually understand everything!"

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Outside Gao Laozhuang, the sun was setting and the yellow sand was rolling. The servants of the Gao family heard a strange singing sound from afar, with a strange and extremely dynamic rhythm.

This is a more exciting dynamic than beating gongs and drums.

But there are also singing voices that I don't understand, it seems to be a man singing.

What does the lyrics seem to be...

"Shrimp catcher!...Take your mother to fly..."

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"Monkey, how on earth do you know how to play with this thing?" Saint Monk Marxist-Leninist's fighting spirit wrapped around his body layer by layer, and firmly fixed him on the seat.

"I don't know, but I think I got something called a driver's license." The monkey held a wooden stick in its mouth, resting its left hand on the door of the car to support its face, driving with one hand with a calm expression.

Chapter 3 Monkey!monkey!monkey!monkey! ([-])

"This is Gao Laozhuang." Tang Seng's tone was quite low.

"Monk, what's the matter with you?" After an inertial drift, the monkey connected to the side parking, and then turned off the engine.

The two got out of the car, and the monkey looked around at the car.

"Nothing, just thought of something, but what are you looking for?" asked the monk.

"I'm looking for a place where I can refuel it." The monkey replied, feeling strange, in the impression that this kind of car needs refueling to run.

Then the front of the car turned into an illusion, the dragon's head stretched out, and its mouth grew.

"Oh, you mean you just need to feed you, right?" the monkey asked the dragon head, "How much do you want to eat?"

Bailong stretched out another paw from the side, making a "one".

"A whole pig? A whole cow? A whole sheep? Or both, or all?" the monkey continued to communicate.

Bai Longtou nodded one after another, comparing "one" non-stop.

"Oh, you can eat them all, the more the better, right? Is it okay for demons too?"

Bai Longtou nodded, then retracted again.

"Okay, I understand, then you wait, there is a family in front, we will get you something to eat." The monkey understood, patted the car, turned his head, and looked at the holy monk.

"Monk, it's getting late, why don't you stay overnight?" the monkey asked the holy monk.

"That's exactly what I mean, but the owner of the farm will tell us about his situation later, so don't agree." The monk said to the monkey.

"Why didn't you let me agree?" Monkey wondered.

"Because this owner is not a good person."

"And how do you know?"

"Monkey, people have secrets. When I want to tell you, I will tell you. But before that, please believe me. I will not harm you, because we are in the same camp from beginning to end." The monk said seriously.

The monkey pondered for a moment, and finally nodded.

"I believe you won't harm me, but I need to find out the situation here, I can't listen to your one-sided words." Monkey said.

"Okay, then use your eyes to carefully look at Gao Yuanwai's face." The holy monk nodded.

The two who reached a consensus walked towards Gao Laozhuang, and the servant saw the two imposing appearances in strange clothes from a distance, and rushed to greet them.

"Where are you two from?" the servant asked respectfully.

"The poor monk came from Datang in the east, and went to the west to do something." The holy monk said kindly.

"The master has a detached temperament. My master likes to discuss the classics with the masters of Buddhism and Taoism the most. I also hope that the master will follow me to the main gate of the village entrance. It will inevitably be rude to go through the back door. When the time comes, I also ask the master to come in quickly so that I can teach me to do my best. The duty of a domestic servant." The servant spoke and behaved very respectfully, bowed, nodded, and walked around the road to meet the two of them, and went to the main gate of the village entrance of Gao Laozhuang.

It is not entirely true that it is Zhuangzi. It is not so much Zhuangzi as it is a village. It is just that Gao Laozhuang can see this magnificent manor from a distance. This has something to do with the direction from which the two drove. The entrance is elsewhere, and their direction is directly to the back door of the Gaojia Manor, so it is inevitable to have preconceived ideas about Gao Laozhuang as a manor.

There is an archway at the main entrance of the village, but these archways are connected and lined up in a long queue.

Only after entering the manor and wandering around can you realize that it is really a place with dense bamboo fences and many thatched huts.Towering wild trees greet the door, Qushuixi bridge reflects the household, willows and willows are green beside the road, and the garden is full of fragrant and fragrant flowers.

It's just that men are more common in this village, children are rare, and women are even rarer.

On the street, I saw a man beating and scolding "my wife".

The woman was dressed in rags and rags, smelled all over her body, her hair was knotted and dirty, and she grinned stupidly after being beaten.

The holy monk took a deep breath, and then Marx and Lenin punched out the fighting spirit, and the man was sent flying.

"Master, calm down, this is just a lesson to my mother-in-law." The servant smiled all over his face.

"What I despise most is a man who beats a woman." The holy monk spat, and then went to help the woman up, and the Marxist-Leninist fighting spirit also healed the woman.

The woman's smirk quickly recovered, and when she saw the bald head in front of her, she yelled frantically.

"Save me! Save me! Please get me out!"

The monkey frowned, and only then did he understand what the situation was.

With a glance, the scene in the hut came into view.

Every household has a few women imprisoned in the pigsty or stable, either crazy or stupid, and some women accept their fate as if in a daze, and are willing to be the "mother-in-law" of a husband they have never met.

In addition to the women, there are also a few infants, all of whom are boys, but...these boys have nothing to do with the people here.

"Monkey, do you understand?" The holy monk looked at the monkey, "This is a patriarchal court based on "blood relationship". I will turn a blind eye and close one eye, so take a good look here, and also take a good look at the situation in Gaojiazhuang. "

After hearing this, the monkey looked at the magnificent Gaojiazhuang with golden eyes.

In Gaojiazhuang, the owner of the village is bargaining with the court officials.

"Master Guan, look, is this month's yellow croaker enough to eat? Please help us next month too. Erlangs of our Gao family, the blood can't be cut off in this generation. Our Gao The blood of the family must be spread out." The owner of the village smiled apologetically, and presented ten small yellow croakers.

"It's a good thing to spread the branches and leaves, but you should do it a little bit more secretly, otherwise you will be held accountable to me, and I won't be able to tell the truth."

"The official is right. The official has worked so hard. Let's stay tonight and try our Gaojiazhuang's special pork." The owner of the village smiled and pushed another five gold bars.

The monkey just glanced at it and understood everything here.

Oh, it turns out that you are like this, with money and power plus a little trouble, you dare to kidnap these innocent women and children?

Oh, it turns out that your purpose is simply to strengthen the blood of your Gaojiazhuang and let your blood flourish?

Oh, it turns out that you are using this human-like skin to frame your ugly heart with a layer of sanctimonious illusion?

The holy monk stretched out his five fingers, and the Marxist-Leninist fighting spirit continuously gathered in his palm. He has done this 79 times, and this time it is No.80.

During these 81 reincarnations, he has already understood the land of Gaojiazhuang thoroughly enough.

That pig is here to protect a girl named Gao Cuilan, but the funny thing is that that Gao Cuilan is not from the Gao family village, in other words, she was also taken captive.

Just the pig, as yet undiscovered, a fact.

"Monkey, how do you feel now?" After the holy monk finished speaking, he pushed flat with his palm, and the battle spirit of Marxism-Leninism surged and covered the entire Gaojiazhuang.

The abused woman regained her senses and all the wounds healed. Even the legs that had grown back after being broken were normalized by bone setting.

And those men, one by one, became stupid, mentally disturbed, and permanently lost their fertility.

Those women who have already belonged to the patriarchal court of Gaojiazhuang in body and mind, they were also taken captive, but in the long life, they gave up resistance, and turned their body and mind into the embrace of the patriarchal court, enjoying the joy of the patriarchal court. The bonuses that come, like being a minion for a tiger, are soft and hard, so that those women who are unwilling to submit will learn to submit.

Are they wrong?In the eyes of the holy monk, they are also wrong, and this is a sad mistake, because they were taken captive, and they cannot choose not to be taken captive, but their mistake is that they should not embarrass other women.

The holy monk did not condone such women. He made these women bear marks that could never be removed, that is, the deformed left leg and left hand.

The monkey watched the holy monk stop, so he went to the pigsty, carried a few fat pigs, and fed them to the white dragon cart.

As for the holy monk, he went to the depths of Gaojiazhuang, where there was a dilapidated thatched hut, and in front of that hut, a wild mountain black pig the size of a hill was sleeping.

The black pig's fur was as hard as steel wire, and compared to the dragon cart, its size was not much worse.

The holy monk sighed, and whispered softly: "Pig head, long time no see."

The black pig seemed to have sensed the arrival of the holy monk, opened his eyes, then stood up abruptly, gasped heavily, and stared at the holy monk with unkind eyes.

"Calm down, I'm not here to snatch Gao Cuilan, I know you've been here to protect that girl, but that girl is just something you imagined, she's actually already dead." The monk said.

The black pig continued to pant heavily.

"Wake up from your fantasy, pig head, the girl you want to protect is dead." The monk continued.

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Gao Cuilan was lying in a cage in the underground prison, teasing the black pig.

"Grow up quickly. When you grow up, you can escape. After you escape, don't come back." The girl gently fed the palm-sized little black pig.

What happened?

At that time, she was driving sheep, and found this little black pig at the edge of the woods. She thought the little black pig was ugly, but very cute, so she bought the little black pig and planned to take it home and raise it. , to be a breeding pig.

But as soon as she picked up the pig, her eyes went dark and her head was covered. Later, she was taken to Gaojiazhuang.

The owner of the villa saw that she was too young, so he took her in as his son's child bride-in-law, but in fact, the owner of the villa had other ideas in his heart.

But she was still too young, and she always wanted to escape from Gaojiazhuang, so he imprisoned her in this underground prison.

Fortunately, the little black pig was with her, and she would not be lonely, so she just kept some from her meal and fed it to the little black pig.

Every time she would say: "Little black pig, you have to grow up quickly. When you grow up enough, you have to run out into the mountains and forests, and don't be caught by these people."

"Little black pig, you have to grow up quickly and visit my parents instead of me."

"Little black pig, you have to grow up quickly. If they want to do something bad to me, I will cut my throat, so you must run out before that day comes."

"Little black pig, little black pig."

As the days passed, the little black pig also accompanied Gao Cuilan with a body shape that didn't match its own growth rate.

It's interesting to say that the food delivery person never found where the little black pig was, but the dungeon is so big, even if they wanted to find the little black pig, they might not be able to find it.

It wasn't until that day that Gao Cuilan was captured that the little black pig rushed out of the dungeon, came to the ground, rushed into the Gaojiazhuang, dispersed the crowd, killed all the servants, and finally found the girl.

The girl was dressed in festive bright red, which seemed to be a wedding dress.

"Little black pig, are you here?" The girl asked the pig softly.

The pig can't speak, just nods.

"Take me out, but don't take me back." The girl said, sitting on the black pig's tusks.

Later, the black pig drove out a villager, and then sent the girl to the thatched cottage, and then guarded in front of the thatched cottage until today.

The girl in the room was still wearing the big red body, the blood-stained big red body was draped over a skeleton body.

The black pig never thought that the girl would die, but in fact when it found the girl, the girl had already cut off her wrist and her throat with the pieces hidden in her cuff.

Then the black pig fell into obsession, and the obsession was that it found the girl and wanted to protect her.

Because when it was young, the girl was also protecting it.

But the girl is dead, but it deceives itself, the girl who protects itself is not dead, she just... fell asleep...