It's Liao Zhai, not Cthulhu

"What? That dead monk has come back?!" After hearing this, Simu said angrily again.

"So what's the grudge between Master Uncle and that monk?" Xuanyuan Goudan was very curious.

"Then, Master, I'm going to prepare breakfast first." Seeing that the four eyes were angry, Jia Le ran away in a hurry.

He was afraid that he would be taught by Simu, after all, his master was angry, if he didn't run quickly, he would definitely be targeted.

With sullen eyes, he went to the back room, found an old robe, and threw it to Hou Jie.

"Go and take off the bloody clothes on your body and put on this one." Si Mu said to Hou Jie.

"Thank you, Taoist priest." Hou Jie thanked the four-eyed Taoist priest.

"Hey, don't thank me, but thank my nephew, if it wasn't for my nephew saving your life, I don't want my nephew's thoughts to be wasted, or do you think you can come into my house?" Looking around Didn't even look at what Hou Jie said.

"..." Hou Jie was very embarrassed, he didn't know whether to wear it or not.

Four Eyes didn't care what Hou Jie was doing, his heart moved, and he muttered.

"That brat in Jiale is acting a little weird today, he actually made breakfast, no, I have to go and see him."

Four eyes muttered and walked out the door.

"Brother Xuanyuan, why don't I leave." Hou Jie said hesitantly.

His personality has changed a lot since he encountered the catastrophe.

"It's okay, just stay here. I'll take you to my master after all the things here are over. After all, your wife and daughter are there." Xuanyuan Goudan patted Hou Jie on the shoulder and said.

Then Xuanyuan Goudan heard a sound.

"Hey, monk, you're not dead yet." The four-eyed Taoist priest's somewhat yin and yang tone came from outside.

"I think Uncle Four Eyes saw that Master Yixiu."

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"Hehe, Brother Dao, long time no see." Master Yixiu is a kind-hearted monk, although he looks a little old, but his body looks very strong.

Beside Master Yixiu, there is also a beautiful young girl with a good face and a soft body. She looks innocent and pure.

This is a completely different face from Ren Tingting and Dong Xiaoyu, but speaking of Dong Xiaoyu...

Xuanyuan Goudan felt as if he had forgotten something.

"Not good! Too bad! I forgot to wait for her!" Xuanyuan Goudan slapped his head and subconsciously yelled that it was not good.

"Who?" Four eyes asked Xuanyuan Goudan.

"A friend, I asked her to help me send Hou Jie's wife and daughter, but I forgot to wait for her, ouch, bad food." Xuanyuan Goudan thought with a somewhat melancholy expression.

Xuanyuan Goudan didn't know why he had some concern for Dong Xiaoyu, but just now he thought that Dong Xiaoyu might be disappointed and lost because he didn't wait for her.

He was a little afraid to see Dong Xiaoyu's disappointment and loss.

"You dead wood smelly man! You agreed to wait for me! I had to attach an umbrella to find you!" But Dong Xiaoyu's voice came out abruptly, sounding angry.

An opened butter paper umbrella spun and floated to Xuanyuan Goudan's hand, and there were runes engraved on the oil paper umbrella.

Xuanyuan Goudan recognized it, it was his master's handwriting, and the talisman engraved on the umbrella was specially carved for Dong Xiaoyu to attach to it.

Because Dong Xiaoyu is still a ghost after all, if he has no shelter, he will be hurt by the sun, and this oil paper umbrella is to block the sun.

In this way, Dong Xiaoyu can travel in the oil-paper umbrella.

As I said before, Uncle Jiu is not a reasonable person, if Dong Xiaoyu did something bad, then Uncle Jiu would definitely arrest her.

But Dong Xiaoyu sent Hou Jie's wife and daughter to Uncle Jiu for treatment. In Uncle Jiu's opinion, this is a good ghost. Because he is a good ghost, Uncle Jiu will not embarrass her.

What's more, this was sent by his apprentice.

"You smelly man! I'm angry! I don't want to talk to you anymore!" Dong Xiaoyu said angrily.

"Oh..." Xuanyuan Goudan held on to the umbrella helplessly, "It's good now."

"Martial nephew, it's fine." The four-eyed Taoist said while looking at Xuanyuan Goudan with a smile.

"Brother Dao? This is it?" Master Yixiu asked the four-eyed priest curiously.

"What's none of your business?" Daoist Simu didn't have a good look at Master Yixiu.

"Master, master, come in and sit down, I'll prepare breakfast for you." After seeing the girl next to Master Yixiu, Jiale greeted her very warmly but also shyly, "Qingqing, come here Already?"

However, Qingqing didn't talk to her, but rolled her eyes, as if she didn't want to talk to Jiale.

"Nothing." Four eyes muttered softly after seeing it.

"Oh, by the way, uncle, I took in a female ghost on the way. The spirit body is very weak. I don't know how to open the altar yet, so please help me save her." Xuanyuan Goudan remembered himself There is also a female ghost here, and she took out the clay doll and handed it to Priest Simu.

"Well, it's okay, I'll save it." After Si Mu took the clay figure, he went to the altar and put the clay figure in a jar.

Then plugged the jar with a cloth bag, put a bowl of oil on the cloth bag, and inserted three sticks of incense into the gap between the mouth of the jar.

"However, this supersession can only be done after her soul and body are stable, but I have a whim, it's better not to supersede this female ghost." Simu said to Xuanyuan Goudan.

"Why? Uncle Master." Xuanyuan Goudan asked with four eyes.

"I'm afraid this little female ghost will have a karmic relationship with a certain generation of disciples. We can't interfere."

"Okay." Goudan looked at the jar, didn't say anything, and left with Simu.

The two came to the living room, and Xuanyuan Goudan could still see the portrait of the master being enshrined.

"Nephew, sit down." Four eyes said to Xuanyuan Goudan, and then four eyes said to the monk with an unhappy expression, "Monk, sit down too."

"Good uncle." Xuanyuan Goudan sat down.

"Okay." Master Yixiu sat on the right side of Xuanyuan Goudan after hearing this.

"Monk, drink tea." Simu poured two cups of tea.

"Okay." Master Yixiu held the tea and was about to drink it, but was held back by Simu with his arms.

"Drink." Four eyes said provocatively.

"The flames of war have spread here? No, I have to withdraw first." Xuanyuan Goudan thought to himself.

"Well, uncle, I'll go out and ask her if she has anything to tell me." Xuanyuan Goudan raised the oil-paper umbrella in his hand and said.

But at this moment, the four-eyed Taoist priest is still competing with Master Yixiu, and has no time to take care of Xuanyuan Goudan, so Xuanyuan Goudan has the right to acquiesce as the four-eyed Taoist priest, so Xuanyuan Goudan walked out.

"Xiaoyu, are Hou Jie's wife and daughter okay?" Xuanyuan Goudan asked Dong Xiaoyu.

"It's okay. Fortunately, I sent it there in time. If it was later, the little girl might die, but Uncle Jiu has already cured the girl. Now the mother and daughter live in Yizhuang. Take Jie back." Dong Xiaoyu replied Xuanyuan Goudan.

"That's good, master, how are they doing?" Xuanyuan Goudan asked Dong Xiaoyu again.

"It's okay, it's okay, but I think it's raining. Uncle Jiu asked me to tell you that the blood of livestock has been sucked dry one after another in the town recently. Uncle Jiu asked the security team to look for it, but the security team couldn't find it after searching for a long time. I found it, so Uncle Jiu has been sitting in Yizhuang, and he wants you to go back as soon as possible after you're done with it." Dong Xiaoyu talked to Xuanyuan Goudan, "It's a funny thing to say, the security captain was locked. Still shouting 'Open the door, I am your captain Awei!""

"Well, it's funny, but I still have to thank you, Xiaoyu." Xuanyuan Goudan thanked Dong Xiaoyu sincerely.

He didn't care what happened to Awei, and his perception of Dong Xiaoyu also changed a little.

"Thank you for what, anyway... oh, don't thank me." Dong Xiaoyu hesitated, but unfortunately she couldn't blush.

After all, there are not many truths in the world, and a woman's blush is better than a lot of words.

Unfortunately, Dong Xiaoyu couldn't blush.

"Anyway, what? Can you finish talking?" Monk Xuanyuan Goudanzhang Er was puzzled, and had no idea what the woman was thinking at all.

Maybe this is straight men, although they are not straight men, but they don't know what girls are thinking about.

It's like the famous quotes of famous people who were famously squinted by the descendants of Zhuge Zhuge in a certain comic "Under [-]".

Women are just animals who don't like straight talk.

If you really don’t guess, you are doomed to miss a woman. If you guess wrong, you will be a fool in a woman’s heart. If you don’t guess, you will be a fool in her eyes. You should understand the difference between these two words. Bar.

I asked for it from you, and you gave it to me. At most, this will satisfy a woman. As soon as I want it, you will deliver it to me. Only then can a woman feel happy.

As far as picking up girls is concerned, flirting with women is barely considered an expert, pampering women is an expert, and understanding women is a national skill.

But even if you understand this truth, you may still remain single and be a straight man of steel.

So why most boys don't want to fall in love now, because girls can't figure out their minds.

They want flowers, but they won't tell you that she wants flowers, because they don't want [you give them flowers because they want them], they want [you give them flowers because you want to give her flowers] 】.

But some people can't figure it out, she likes oranges, but you insist on giving her apples, because you guess she will like apples, and after giving them, you tell others that you gave her apples, but you don't know whether she likes them or not apple.

Love is hard to stretch.

So there's nothing wrong with being single for straight men of steel.

And Xuanyuan Goudan is an out-and-out big steel straight man, not everyone can have a steel body.

He also doesn't know how to guess. Although his brain is good enough, it still doesn't work when facing women.

So Dong Xiaoyu shrank back into the umbrella by herself, not a ghost, leaving Xuanyuan dog egg in situ.

Xuanyuan Goudan didn't care much about it, and he didn't get into the horns too much. He thought Dong Xiaoyu had already seen it, so he didn't think about it in terms of love and love.

But it didn't, it was because he thought less, Dong Xiaoyu was still interested in this wooden boy.

"Senior Brother Xuanyuan, help me get my breakfast." Jia Le looked at the scene in the room and said helplessly, "I'll go get a table."

"Why do you want to change the table?" Xuanyuan Goudan asked Jiale strangely.

"Senior Brother Xuanyuan, you will know soon." Jia Le smiled wryly.

So Xuanyuan Goudan looked at the monks in the room very curiously.

Both men wrestled with each other with their hands on the table.

The table looked overwhelmed and creaked.

Then, the table shattered and fell to pieces on the ground.

At this time, Jia Le skillfully moved a new table and placed it between the two of them.

"Come here, come come, Master, let's have breakfast." Jia Le smoothed things over skillfully.

His proficient appearance really makes people feel a little distressed, but he still wants to laugh more.

The two sat down staring at each other closely, and then pushed the table.

"Eat a piece of fermented bean curd." Master Yixiu picked it up with his chopsticks, but was stopped by the four-eyed priest.

After seeing this scene, Jiale whispered to Xuanyuan Goudan and Qingqing.

"It's better for us to stand up and eat far away."

"I think so too." Xuanyuan Goudan could feel the aura of daggers being drawn, he took a bowl of rice porridge, put some pickles and fermented bean curd into the bowl, and then stood beside Jia Le.

"Why do you have to stand up to eat?" Qingqing was very surprised, and had no intention of standing up at all.

"Oh, you can ask for more blessings." Jia Le said with a helpless sigh.

Sure enough, after the two stood far away, the battle between the monk and the two became more and more intense.

From the beginning to stop the pickling of vegetables, it has evolved into a battle of splashing dried radish and peanuts.

And the fermented bean curd was all on Qingqing's face.

Qingqing stood in front of Jiale aggrieved, looking like she was about to cry.

"Hey, I told you to stay away, don't cry, don't cry, don't waste fermented bean curd." Jia Le put the fermented bean curd on Qingqing's face into her bowl with some distress.

"Junior Brother Jia Le, don't you think it's dirty?" Xuanyuan Goudan asked Jia Le with a slightly surprised expression.

"It's okay, Qingqing's face is very clean." Jia Le said while drinking porridge.

"Well, okay." Xuanyuan Goudan observed the battle and nodded.

"Jia Le and Wen Cai Senior Brother are similar, but the only difference is that Jia Le looks better than Wen Cai Senior Brother, and is also smarter than Wen Cai Senior Brother." Xuanyuan Goudan thought to himself.

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Not at the same time, nor at the same place.

Wen Cai, who was sitting on the roof, sneezed twice, and was still playing with a bamboo tube in his hand, aiming around, using it as a telescope.

"Who's missing me?" Wen Cai wondered, and then saw bouncing zombies jumping towards Yizhuang.

Chapter Thirty-six

"Master! It's not good, there are a lot of zombies coming outside! Master!" Wen Cai shouted anxiously, and he ran down the roof.