My medical skills are a billion points

Looking at the eel-like object in the man's colon, Xiao Chu wanted to laugh.

But he knew that he couldn't laugh, he had to hold back.

Can't hold back, can't laugh.

He is a doctor, and this profession must respect the privacy of patients.

Xiao Chu calmed down his emotions, straightened his face, and made himself look serious.

"Did you see that your stomach hurts, which is caused by this thing in your stomach. You have to explain what it is and how it got in? We can study the next treatment plan for you."

Xiao Chu suppressed a smile in his heart, and almost suffered an internal injury.

Seeing his own affairs, the man was completely exposed and could no longer hide it.

Besides, his stomach hurts really badly, if he doesn't solve it in time, he's afraid it will kill him.

He stammered and said: "Doctor, the thing is like this, I bought a few rice field eels in the vegetable market, and I wanted to cook and eat them, so I put them in the bathroom to soak.

Who knew that when I was defecating in the toilet, the eel jumped out and went directly through my steel door. "

"I feel embarrassed, so I dare not tell you. I just want to take some laxatives and pull it out."

"Doctor, don't believe it. What I said is true. It really got in by itself."

What a talent you are!

I believe you a ghost!

Xiao Chu couldn't help giving this man a thumbs up in his heart.

His reason is really high-sounding!

Am I a fool?

If the rice field eel does not drill into the sewer well, it will drill into your PY? !

Do you have female eels in your py?

Xiao Chu had no choice but to suppress a smile in his heart, not to expose the man's lies.

After all, he is now a doctor and cannot laugh at the patient's privacy.

"You see, if you tell me earlier, what's your situation, you don't have to suffer these hours of pain in vain."

"The vitality of the rice field eel is very tenacious. I don't know if it is still alive in your intestine. I suggest you perform an operation immediately to take out the rice field eel."

"Otherwise, if you drill your intestines and cause abdominal infection, it will be life-threatening."

The man's already painful face became even more distorted.

"Doctor, do I need an operation?"

According to his idea, just take some strong laxatives to have diarrhea, and just pull out the rice field eel.

The less people know about embarrassing things like him, the better.

If an operation is performed, more doctors will know about his embarrassment.

He really didn't want to face so many people!

Xiao Chu shook his head.

"At present, your intestines should not be broken. You don't need an open surgery. Instead, you need to go to the endoscopy department for a colonoscopy to take out the rice field eel."

"However, you must go through hospitalization procedures. I will transfer you to the gastroenterology department now and arrange colonoscopy surgery for you as soon as possible."

Xiao Chu can't do colonoscopy.

Because his skill has not been activated, and of course there is no need to activate it.

He couldn't steal the jobs from the auxiliary department.

The director of the endoscopy department was not happy with the endoscopic hemostasis before.

When it was not a moment of life and death, he would never go out to do an examination in the auxiliary department.

When he heard that he had to be hospitalized for the operation, the man was so sad that he had to go through the hospitalization procedures.

His stomach is really hurting badly now, and he is also very worried about the eel, biting a hole in his intestines.

If you risk your life just for a moment of excitement, it's not worth it.

If you are ashamed, you can be ashamed, it is more important to save your life!

The man clutched his stomach, lowered his head, and hurried to the gastroenterology department.

When the man walked away, Xiao Chu closed the door of the consultation room, and finally burst out laughing.

"I'm going, I almost suffocated me to death, this man is really good at playing, he almost lost his life."

Xiao Chu has heard before that some people will use all kinds of things to find excitement.

But today I really saw it.

For this kind of people, Xiao Chu didn't have the intention to laugh at them, after all, they didn't break the law.

It's just for fun, it's a little outrageous.

When it was time to get off work, Xiao Chu went to the intensive care unit to see the old lady who had undergone a lung abscess operation.

At this time, she was awake and her vital signs were relatively stable.

Then I looked at the patient with brain stem hemorrhage.

But at this time, her situation was not optimistic.

Chapter 205 The Clown Is Actually Myself

The vital signs of the old lady were very unstable, and her body temperature had soared to 41 degrees.

Although physical cooling has been used, her body temperature is still around 39 degrees and does not drop anymore.

For this kind of central high fever, the antipyretic effect of drugs is too poor. Only ice blankets or ice caps can be used to cool down, but the effect is not ideal.

At this time, the patient's breathing is completely maintained by the ventilator, without any spontaneous breathing.

The heart rate has soared to 120 beats per minute, and the blood pressure is only 95, and it is only on the basis of continuous use of booster drugs that this value has been reached.

In other words, none of the old lady's body temperature, pulse, respiration, blood pressure, these four vital signs are normal.

Not rely on equipment to maintain, is to rely on drugs to maintain.

The doctor on duty looked at Xiao Chu and said, "Director Xiao, this patient's vital signs have been very unstable since he came in. It seems that he can't make it through."

Of course Xiao Chu was aware of the old lady's situation, nodded and said: "Talk to her family members more, as it looks like, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive until tomorrow."

"Ok!"

Xiao Chu walked out of the intensive care unit, and the children of the patients who were guarding outside hurriedly surrounded him.

"Director Xiao, how is my mother doing now?" the patient's son asked eagerly.

The patient's daughter also looked at Xiao Chu eagerly.

Hope to get some good results from him.

Xiao Chu shook his head helplessly.

"Your mother's condition is not optimistic. Now the vital signs cannot be maintained, and all are maintained by drugs and ventilators.

Moreover, a high fever has already appeared. Although we have carried out physical cooling, the fever still persists.Judging by the patient's current state, I'm afraid he won't survive tomorrow.Prepare yourselves. "

As soon as Xiao Chu finished speaking, the woman covered her mouth and began to cry.

She had already expected this result in her heart, but she still couldn't bear the blow of losing her mother soon.

After all, a person who was good before would be gone if he said nothing, who can accept it?

The middle-aged man was able to control his emotions, and said in a low voice: "I see, thank you doctor."

The weather in August, even though I get off work at six o'clock, there is still no sign of darkness.

In the hot weather, occasionally a breeze blows, which makes people cool.

Just as Xiao Chu walked out of the gate of the emergency department, someone patted her on the shoulder.

"Xiao Chu, what are you doing after get off work?"

Looking back, it was Gao Yingjun.

"Go home!"

"You are a single dog, why are you going home? It's not that your girlfriend is waiting for you at home."

Gao Yingjun waved his hand and left, "Let's go get some skewers."

"Just us?"

"Hey, I said Xiao Chu, who else could we have? If there is a girl, I will call you?"

Gao Yingjun had a look of contempt on his face.

"Uh?"

Xiao Chu fell silent!

Think about it too, if any of the two single dogs has a girlfriend, they won't get together to have sex.

"Okay then, let's go for a skewer. It's agreed. I'll treat you to this meal. I'll return your favor for the morning meal."

Xiao Chu joked.

"Let's go, let's go."

Gao Yingjun was very happy.

Xiao Chu is more handsome than himself, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend, so he doesn't seem to be so anxious anymore.

The two walked out of the hospital gate and were discussing where to go for sex.

I saw a Maserati on the side of the road, suddenly lowered the window, and a top-notch beauty waved to Xiao Chu.

"Xiao Chu!"

The superb beauty greeted her, pushed open the car door, took long legs, and got out of the car.

Looking at Xiao Chu, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Did you just get off work? Let's go, let's go eat."

The top beauty is Lin Wanqing.

Xiao Chu was very surprised. Lin Wanqing didn't say hello to herself, but she was waiting for her directly at the hospital gate.

It seems that he wants to give himself a surprise.

As for Gao Yingjun next to him, his eyes widened and he stood on the spot like a sculpture.

Of course he knew Lin Wanqing.

She was injured in a car accident before, and when she was hospitalized in the emergency department, she attracted the attention of many people.

And she seemed to be interested in Xiao Chu, and some people in Corey also saw it.

At that time, Gao Yingjun was extremely puzzled.

What shocked Gao Yingjun now was not that Lin Wanqing was able to walk normally in just over a month.

What's more, she actually waited here specially for Xiao Chu.

In this situation, even if Gao Yingjun is blind, deaf, and has a broken nose, he can still smell a trace of hormones floating in the air.

Seeing Lin Wanqing looking at Xiao Chu with affectionate eyes.

Gao Yingjun really wanted to look up to the sky and sigh!

It was agreed that they were all singles, but you quietly got out of the singles!

The clown is me!

And Xiao Chu looked at Gao Yingjun who was stunned, and spread his hands.

"Handsome, it seems that you can only go to the skewers by yourself, and I will invite you again when I have a chance."

Gao Yingjun's heart was bleeding.

Well, you Xiao Chu, you even stabbed me with a knife, let's see if you treat me next time, I won't kill you.