The little black donkey gritted its teeth, opened its mouth and moved it close to Zhou Yan's ear.

"That emperor is not simple. I suspect that she has something to do with immortals."

"What the hell?"

Zhou Yan was stunned, immortal?

That thing is so far away, it's hard to say if it's possible to find one in the entire human world.

Moreover, it really has something to do with the immortals. The Han Dynasty had long pushed the wilderness and the world to death, killing Dayan and those barbarians.

Can King Pingnan bully him?

"I'm also guessing that although many formations in the imperial palace are low-level, they are from the hands of the fairy world, and they cannot be arranged by non-directors."

The little black donkey whispered.

"Is there anything else? This news is useless."

Zhou Yan rolled his eyes.

"Alchemy and refining, formation of troops, tying villains, bad luck, fortune-telling, astrological observation, bone-setting massage, making holes in mud tiles, pimping..."

"I know so many, you choose one."

The little black donkey had a constipated expression on his face, and said bitterly: "In the past, I wouldn't do these crafts without a hundred thousand fairy stones! Those big Luo Jinxians have to queue up to beg for this beast!"

"Let's set up formations for my mansion first. I need hundreds of floors inside and out. If you come to the Yuanshen realm, you will die."

Zhou Yan's eyes lit up.

The little black donkey can even enter the palace, which shows that he really knows how to fight, and he is trying to save his life now.

"Damn it! You don't need materials for setting up the formation! It's impossible to kill the Yuanshen Realm! I can only arrange two layers of formations for the impoverished Nascent Soul for you! There are mainly no materials."

The little black donkey gritted his teeth, his heart was about to break.

"Okay, then tie me up as a villain, bring bad luck, that old man of King Pingnan, it's best to kill him."

Zhou Yan said lightly, changing his mind.

King Pingnan will never let him go.

He wants to strike first!

"It can't be done, unless you give me [-] pills to improve my cultivation, and I can upgrade this beast to the Nascent Soul Stage."

"But bad luck is okay, there is no loss."

The little black donkey's face was turning green, drooping, resisting the urge to get mad.

This guy is really not human!

Do you know how much energy it takes to make these things?

Endure it!

Wait until my cultivation base recovers!

"Breaking bad luck? To what extent?"

Zhou Yan was taken aback.

"For example, he was hit when he went out, fell into a stinky ditch after walking two steps, and was hit by something after walking a hundred steps. If he is unlucky, he may break his arms and legs or something."

The little black donkey grinned in embarrassment.

"Break a leg? Can a Nascent Soul break a leg?"

Zhou Yan was stunned, is this even okay?

"Yes, it's almost like a curse. At a certain moment, he has no cultivation and is no different from ordinary people. Of course, it is impossible to kill him by taking this opportunity."

The little black donkey patted its chest with its hooves and promised.

"That's fine! I'll bring bad luck to King Pingnan and Duke Zhen later!"

Zhou Yan's eyes brightened.

You can't kill the opponent for a while, but it's okay to be disgusted.

"Okay, I'll go find hair, fur, etc. as a medium later."

The little black donkey breathed a sigh of relief, this ancestor is really difficult to serve.

"Well, then calculate your luck for me now, if you dare to fool me, I will throw you into the pit."

Zhou Yan thought about it, and then he didn't bother to ask one by one, and said impatiently: "Forget it, I'll do the same for the others."

"My son! You are not a son of man!"

The little black donkey's face turned blue, and he couldn't bear it any longer. He dragged his neck and howled, completely furious.

"Ok?"

Zhou Yan stared.

Immediately, I also felt a little sorry, and said foolishly.

"You said to choose one, and I choose a set, it's the same. Bad luck, fortune, etc., it's all package service, one-stop."

Zhou Yan brought out the set in the clubhouse.

The little black donkey opened his donkey's mouth wide, completely dumbfounded.

It also knows about the set meal, getting a card, etc. It once heard a guy who broke the void say that it came from the earth.

"This beast has been in the fairy world for 1 years, and I have customized services for those big Luo Jinxians every year. I have never seen you so shameless!"

The little black donkey yelled, this guy has a thick skin, he has never heard of it before!

"Do it or not."

Zhou Yan had the face of a capitalist, he opened his mouth like he was spitting out bubbles, and breathed out the real fire of samadhi.

Seeing this scene, the little black donkey's eyelids jumped wildly, and he pinched his teeth with hatred.

"Okay! I'll tell your fortune first! I'll take you to the brothel later! My treat!"

The little black donkey gritted his teeth.

"Soga."

"A donkey can be taught!"

Zhou Yan nodded in satisfaction.

"I'm on a horse! Knowing you is a beast, and it's been bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

The little black donkey cursed bitterly, and walked around Zhou Yan with two front hooves on its back.

It muttered in its mouth, and finally threw off its airs on the spot like a great dancer.

She looked like she had suffered from polio, her big eyeballs rolled up, her whole body trembled, and her little underpants almost fell off.

Zhou Yan was stunned, and almost thought that this guy was sick, and wanted to give him two brain-dead tablets.

"Hiss! Young man, you have a bad omen!"

The little black donkey suddenly trembled, as if he had just finished venting his anger, his eyes widened, and he exclaimed.

"Snapped!"

Zhou Yan slapped it without hesitation, and cursed.

"You have bras! Your whole family has bras!"

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The little black donkey staggered, feeling annoyed.

I will tell your fortune well!

You hit me?

Is there any king law?

Are there any laws?

"I'm talking about a great omen! Bloody disaster!"

The little black donkey was so furious that he was so aggrieved that he was dying.

This kid is nothing.

"Uh, what a bad omen, tell me!"

Zhou Yan was taken aback, coughed twice, and almost forgot that this is ancient times, there is no such thing as bras.

"You are in a catastrophe, I guess you are going to burp tonight! Buy a coffin!"

The little black donkey was sulking, rolled his eyes and said:

"I am proficient in ventilating tombs, choosing coffins, carving coffins, engraving inscriptions, making paper, wreaths, and all funeral matters. I only need 98 spiritual coins! It's also a one-stop service! Do you want it?"

Zhou Yan's face darkened.

"Say, what's going on?"

Zhou Yan looked at the little black donkey suspiciously, always feeling that this guy was unreliable.

"I only help you with fortune-telling, but I don't solve the fortune-telling... You need to pay more!"

The little black donkey speaks righteously.

"Give it to you."

Zhou Yan casually threw out a spirit coin.

"Damn it! You sent the beggar!"

The little black donkey quit, this beast is a real fairy!

This kid is too stingy.

But it also picked up the spirit coin and swallowed it into its mouth.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat!

"Who knows if it's true or not?"

Zhou Yan pouted.

"You kid dare to question my hexagram skills?"

The little black donkey stared.

"Hurry up! Or I'll hack you to death!"

Zhou Yan's eyes were not friendly, and he felt that this guy was talking too much nonsense.

"Okay! You have the guts, wait!"

The little black donkey shook his head for a while, and finally pointed to the northwest direction.

"The evil comes from the northwest, and the disaster comes from the sky. I have calculated that you were dismembered and died, and then the corpse was fed to the dogs."

Zhou Yan's face turned green.

Why is this little black donkey mouth so cheap!

"Northwest? Where is it?"

Zhou Yan rubbed his chin to ponder, and felt a little uneasy.

He was still young, and the empress hadn't caught up yet, so how could he die.

At this moment, Ji Luoli came bouncing over from the door.

She was still holding a candied haws in her hand, and her little mouth was bulging, and she was so cute.

Zhou Yan snatched the candied haws directly.

"You! Zhou Yan!"

The little Lolita lost her temper, her little black dress fluttered, her little hands pinched her waist, her pretty face was flushed with anger, and her little tiger teeth were grinding hard.

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