I pick up trash in the heavens and worlds

"Hey, have you been discharged from the hospital... Bah, are you off work?"

"Fucking dick?"

"Lend me your pair of Magnums."

"roll."

...

Half an hour later, Haicheng Police Station.

Su Ping squatted at the door and kept watching furtively. After waiting for a long time, he finally waited for a young man with a short cut in police uniform to come out.

The young man has a resolute face, a big stature, and coupled with a capable police uniform, he looks a bit powerful.

This person is Su Ping's childhood friend, Zhang Wei.

That is, in the ears of Su's father and Su's mother, the "tool man" who has been hospitalized for many years.

Su Ping stepped forward to meet him, and said directly: "Lend me the Magnum military boots."

Zhang Wei is a military fan, the fanatical kind!

But his family didn't agree with him to serve as a soldier, so he could only live as a co-op.

As for the Magnum military boots, Zhang Wei regards them as his lifeblood. It is said that he saved half a year's wages and spent a full 8000 yuan to buy them. He was reluctant to wear them and kept them at home.

"Fuck off, you're trying to trick me, Xiao Nan? Don't even think about it!" Zhang Wei is usually silly, but when it comes to his baby, he is very shrewd.

"I'll just use it and pay it back to you tomorrow!"

Zhang Wei remained unmoved and walked on by himself.

"The 30G USB flash drive is full." Su Ping said with a playful smile.

Zhang Wei's figure suddenly stopped, his breathing was a little short, and he hesitated: "Is the storage full?"

"It's guaranteed to be fake! None of the videos are repeated!" Su Ping patted his chest and vowed.

The two got on Zhang Wei's motorcycle, hurried to Zhang Wei's house to get the Magnum military boots, left him alone at home to comfort his second brother, and Su Ping took a taxi home.

In the bathroom, in front of the toilet, Su Ping stood quietly.

With a kitchen knife in his hand, military boots on his feet, and a gas mask on his face, it was wrapped airtightly in three layers inside and outside.

Su Ping took a deep breath.

"Shurima, your emperor is back!"

The figure disappeared, and the toilet returned to silence.

Chapter 2 The Big Black Bird

Whoosh~ (three beeps).

In the boundless vast wilderness, Su Ping suddenly appeared.

In this world, there are no birds and flowers, no insects, snakes and ants, only deathly silence.

"Drip..."

"Drip..."

On Su Ping's body, the air tester, harmful radiation meter... Several pieces of electronic equipment kept ringing.

He took out pieces one by one and placed them on the ground, squatted down and began to study, no poison, no radiation, and the air quality is excellent!

Su Ping's tense body slowly relaxed, took off the gas mask, and looked around, the sky was full of gray and yellow.

Withered towering giant trees, overgrown weeds, huge rocks...

The only thing that comforted Su Ping was the air filled with a faint fragrance. He greedily took a few deep breaths and turned his head to look.

Mom! ~

Behind him, there is still the endless gray-yellow land, and there are no whirlpools, exits, mirrors and the like as imagined.

What made him even more desperate was that the rope broke!

In order to ensure that he could go back, he tied a rope to the toilet pipe and tied the other end around his waist.

Now, the rope was hanging around his waist.

"Go... can't I go back?" Su Ping was stunned on the spot, his heart was full of regrets, I really wanted to die!

The next moment, the sadness on his face turned into anxiety in an instant, "The 300G video in my computer hasn't been deleted yet!"

If my parents see this, "I'm damn!"

He will not only die in this world, but also die socially in another world!

"No! Don't let this happen!"

The strong desire to survive made him calm down, and he began to search around. Not far away, he found his mobile phone and a simple small mirror.

The phone isn't broken, it's just that there is no signal.

Su Ping stared at the simple mirror in his hand, with a bronze mirror surface and a wooden frame, and it was not as big as a palm. If he hadn't found it while looking for his mobile phone, it would have been easy to ignore it.

"There are weeds all around, but there is a mirror here... Could it be related to the portal?"

"Oh, how do you go back? Curiosity really killed the cat."

swoosh~

In the next moment, the mirror surface of Bronze Small Realm flashed, and Su Ping appeared in front of the toilet at home in an instant.

"Back... back?"

He was a little unsure. After a while, he seemed to think of something. He stepped into the toilet again, whoosh~

In that desolate wasteland, Su Ping's figure appeared instantly.

"Interesting..." The corners of his mouth gradually curled up, giggling nonstop.

next moment.

Whoosh~whoosh~whoosh~....

Su Ping's figure kept flickering, jumping back and forth between the two worlds.

In front of the toilet, he appeared standing, sitting, lying down, and standing upside down...the fun was endless!

After a while, Su Ping reappeared in this desolate land, slumped on the ground and panting heavily.

"worn out."

He figured out the function of Xiaojing, as long as he recited it silently in his heart, Xiaojing would teleport him back instantly!

As for the toilet... Su Ping also made some judgments.

Preliminary judgment: The toilet is the gateway to the unknown world, and the Bronze Xiaojing is the key to open the portal.

Intermediate judgment: the small mirror is the treasure that connects the two worlds, and the toilet is simply disgusting.

In-depth judgment: so cool, so cool, so cool!

Finally having a bottom line in his heart, Su Ping unbuttoned his clothes layer by layer, put the simple and simple environment into the innermost pocket, looked up at the sky, and started to stroll towards the direction of the sun.

"Quante is grass? Is there any baby?"

Looking up at the huge rock, Su Ping tapped it twice with a kitchen knife, and the feedback gave him the feeling that it was like an ordinary rock.

When he came under the withered giant tree again, he kicked his feet hard twice, enough for three people to hug the thick and thin tree without moving a muscle.

Along the way, Su Ping collected a handful of grass, a bag of soil, and a fallen dead branch.

Suddenly, amidst the gray and yellow sky, a strange color caught his attention.

Su Ping, who was listless, immediately gained strength and ran to the front quickly.

"hiss..."

What came into view was an old long sword. Su Ping's figure was shaken violently, as if struck by lightning, and he couldn't tell whether it was excitement or fear of the unknown.

There are swords... explain, someone!

There is civilization in this world!

It can't be a dog holding a long sword and shouting kill kill kill kill kill kill.

Su Ping squatted down and looked carefully. The iron sword body, the wooden scabbard, and the exposed part of the sword body were stained with rust.

What caught his attention before was a red jade inlaid on the scabbard.

"Long sword...is this a world of martial arts?"

Subconsciously looking around for a while, he tightened his gloves, carefully picked up the long sword, and inserted it into the package behind him.

"It's quite heavy, more than ten catties."

Putting away the long sword, Su Ping continued to walk forward.

Along the way, I found an umbrella, but only a pair of umbrella ribs were left.

There are also two fire folders, and a book that should have been soaked in the rain and glued together by the rain.

Thread-bound book, the paper is very thick, and the surface can vaguely see the shape of a few characters, which looks like traditional Chinese and seal script.

The cover reads like this: 唫甁鋂

Could it be... martial arts cheats?

Anyway, Su Ping didn't understand.

After walking for a long time, his clothes were already soaked in sweat, and the feeling of clinging to his body made him very uncomfortable.

"I'm so tired!" Su Ping complained, carrying a mess of things, he sat on the ground slumped, not wanting to move.

How many of the contemporary promising young people have done hard work?

After resting for a while and recovering some strength, Su Ping gritted his teeth and stood up, embarking on the journey again.

"Pay to gain! Raise to get deeper!"

Take a breath and move on.

However, although Su Ping shouted that he was tired, the pleasure of constantly exploring and picking up things made him very excited.

Until he came to a shade of a tree again, Su Ping's face froze instantly, his pupils shrank violently, and subconsciously wanted to back away, but he found his body stiff and his limbs weak.

What caught my eye was a scattered dead bone, a human bone!

The cold wind blew by, and he couldn't help shivering, "I'm damn!"

Fortunately, it was just a bone, which looked scary, but it was just like that. If it was a rotten corpse, Su Ping might have vomited at that time.

"Jade pendant! Good stuff!"

"Another book..."

"Books are a good thing. They allow me to learn more about this world. It's a pity that I don't know this kind of language, and it seems that there has been a heavy rain here, and most of them have been soaked."

Complaining, Su Ping suppressed the fear in his heart, squatted on the ground, and licked the bag diligently.

Looking far ahead, he could vaguely see that there were more and more dead bones, and he was eager to step forward and lick them.

But right now.

"Goo!~"

A strange cry came suddenly from the sky, and Su Ping was so frightened that he hurriedly followed the sound and looked.

I saw a big black bird, flapping its huge wings, rushing towards him rapidly.

Hulong——Before the big bird arrives, the strong wind arrives first!

so big!What a big bird!

"What, fuck!?" With a yell, Su Ping's heart was about to burst.

Chapter 3 Ah Wei, can I get a gun?

The big bird was extremely fast, getting closer and closer, stirring up dust all over the sky.