I'm a dead house summoner in the last days

You don't have to buy it if you think it's too expensive, but we still have to buy it.

"Do you want to collect fat?" Li Tiansuo decided to betray himself with all his heart.

If the points are not enough, exchange it with the transaction currency it wants.

【receive……】

"I'll make a list for you, and you can see how much these are worth." Li Tian initiated a separate transaction application.

The plane merchant floated on the spot for a while, and agreed to the application. There is nothing wrong with making a big promotion for today's first order.

After about 10 minutes, after several rounds of bargaining, the two parties finally reached an agreement. Li Tian used his body fat, uric acid, body hair, skin, hair and a series of waste things for human beings, plus two years of life, in exchange for 600 points.

And his fucking made Ella, who was watching all the time, numb.Although Aila knows that Li Tiansuo is a person who does great things and knows many secrets of this world, but this operation is really something that carbon-based creatures can think of?

What is even more unbelievable is that the plane merchant accepts all orders!

"A happy transaction." Li Tiansuo let out a long breath after handing over his points and getting the props.

"Thank you for visiting our shop, I hope we can meet again next time for business (-ω-ゞ." The plane merchant held up the sign politely.

But at the same time, Li Tiansuo's body also began to change. The most intuitive thing is that the belly meat on his stomach disappeared, and then became a clearly observable muscle.

Li Tiansuo, who had a lot of fat removed, changed from a 140-jin fat man to a 90-jin skinny man.

In addition to the changes on the surface, the body's functions have also undergone slight changes.And this change will take a few days to get used to.

"Is it... really a merchant?" Ella couldn't help asking after seeing the plane merchant disappear into the black hole.

"It's a businessman, but it's not the same as the profit-seeking businessman you understand. They have what they want, and everything depends on the other party's mind."

In the eyes of outsiders, this transaction is very grassy.But in Li Tian's view, there is no problem.

Because there are even weirder trading conditions than this, for example, the good juice that is squeezed by the man on the spot, um...

"What are we going to do next?" Ayla found that the surrounding dense fog had a clear dilution of transparency.

"Go home..." Li Tiansuo put the purchased props in his pocket, and then a hunk man came to change his clothes.

The blood on his body had already coagulated, but his face and hands were fine, just rinse with water.

But the clothes have to be changed, otherwise I don't know how to go back later.Once captured by the camera, you will be checked by the water meter.

Li Tiansuo was very thankful that he had brought an extra set of clean clothes, otherwise he would definitely be in trouble.

"Your current body is very dangerous." Out of concern, Aila glanced at Li Tiansuo's thin body, and reminded: "Now you seem to have been doing it for a long time without restraint." Weight-loss patients."

After two or three times of putting on his clothes, Li Tiansuo put his backpack back on his back, and beckoned Ella to keep up with him and said, "There is no way to do this. Even if it needs my fingers, I will trade them."

Li Tian had to take these two props, liposuction was nothing.If it is not fat, it cannot be reduced any more, and some handworm products must be kept.Otherwise, Li Tian is guaranteed to be bald by the plane merchants.

When hand bugs can also be exchanged for points, no boy should think that this is a bad thing.

This is not to satisfy my own dirty desires!It's preparations for this world and the great pattern!

Ok……

"Are you really okay? You look...you seem very weak." Ella almost stepped forward to support Li Tian when she saw Li Tian's elegant steps.

"It's okay, it's just that I was asked to give a few more rounds during the transaction. Otherwise, it would not be as simple as a two-year lifespan."

Li Tiansuo patted his head dizzily as his stamina came on, and he asked, "Ella, do you mind if I eat a few meals after I go back?"

"I think you really need to eat something to replenish now." Ella replied.

Even if Li Tian didn't say anything, Ella would suggest that the VIP order something to eat.Because he looked really weak, prisoners who had been trapped for more than ten years may not be as thin as him.

This is not a deal with a businessman, it is clearly a deal with the devil.

Chapter 8 Gout

Boom, boom, boom—

Li Tiansuo, who was lying on the sofa, looked at the beating heart of the instrument in his hand. The effect of the instrument was far beyond his imagination.

Even if it is separated by a thick wall or iron gate, this thing still performs its function.

Really black technology, it only counts the range and not the physical distance.

With the sound of a key being inserted, the iron door opened, and Ella, carrying several large boxes, walked into the house. She was not even out of breath, and immediately closed and locked the door after putting the courier on the ground. Then he put the two bags of takeaway in his hand on the table.

"It's been hard work for you today, Ella." Li Tiansuo folded the heartbeat detector and put it aside, apologizing.

Today is the 12th, which is the 8th day, and it is the third day since the murder incident in Donghu Park.

These three days were no less than suffering for Li Tiansuo.In short, it is very difficult to describe, except for Lazar, all the food and drink are supported by Ella.

Whenever the uncomplaining Ella came back with a courier and takeaway food, Li Tiansuo, who was in a complicated mood, could always think of it—the lioness came back from hunting and then raised the useless male lion.

Thanks to summoning a beautiful and capable young lady like Ella, otherwise, I would definitely starve to death here.

It's really hard to say who will take care of who is replaced by a regular summoner like Gritt.

As for the reason why Li Tiansuo is in such a useless state as he is now, it is hard to say.

He had a gout attack.

Such an unbelievable illness found this 19-year-old young man inexplicably.

The time of the gout attack happened to be the night after dealing with the incident in Donghu Park. At five o'clock in the morning, there was pain in the joints of the little finger of the right leg and the little finger of the left hand.

It directly distorted the face of Li Tiansuo, a seasoned summoner, into the word "头", and let out a beast-like roar.

It was so sudden!

Li Tiansuo, who had calculated thousands of times, never calculated that he would have gouty arthritis due to a sudden drop in the uric acid level in his body.

Ever since, Li Tiansuo continued to lie dead for the past few days, relying on anti-inflammatory drugs and painkillers to live the whole time.

Even though Li Tian has endured more painful pain levels than this, it is gout!Gout!It's not something that can be overcome by willpower at all.

If it wasn't for the fact that the pain was very joint, Li Tian's crazy idea of ​​cutting them with his sword would have come true.

Father!help me!

"It's okay, there's nothing you can do about your mobility problems." Ella took out the takeaway from the plastic bag familiarly. She glanced at the familiar equipment on the sofa and asked, "Today is "Pulse" " HB-5 heartbeat sensor? "

"Yes, I didn't expect to get this thing." Li Tiansuo prepared to eat in a twisted position with one leg on the sofa and the other on the ground.

"Will you use these things?"

"Because it is a skill, unless it is a special case, the system will put the method used in the brain."

"..." Ella was silent.

She had already figured it out, trying to reason with this strange world was making fun of her own heart, she even thought about it.

If the rest of the Rainbow team came to the world to see what madness is, I don't know how they would react.

A sumptuous lunch was soon over, and Li Tian, ​​who had taken a painkiller, continued to lie comfortably, and then continued to play with the heartbeat detector in his hand, while Ella took care of the garbage.

The appearance of this thing comes from the skill drawn from the skill card, a value-preserving skill that surprised Li Tian very much.

Skill Borrow (Blue) (Unique) (Not Upgradable)

Quality: B (Special)

effect

? Randomly acquire a skill related to the existing summons every day

?Skills can store up to two, and the newly acquired skills will replace the old skills

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limit

?When using skills, you must call out the name of the skill or show how to use it

?This skill is unique and does not receive any skill bonuses

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Possession Skills (2/2)

【Dragon scale plate】

? A bulletproof armor plate with a strength of 9 can be deployed on windows and doors, which can be destroyed by close combat, explosives, and tools.

?Quantity 4/4

?When a friendly unit is destroyed with a tool, the amount can be recycled and the durability will be reset.

"HB-5 Heartbeat Sensor"

?In the range of 10M, the instrument can be used to detect the beating of the heart of the living body.

? When using this skill, you cannot attack or perform other actions.

Needless to say, the degree of value preservation of this skill is due to the particularity that it can borrow skills related to summoned objects.Even in the later stage, it has its own role.

For example, when you have a very powerful summoned object, if you can obtain its skills, wouldn't it be equivalent to the output ability of one more summoned object?

However, this skill also has its disadvantages. The skills obtained are all random, which is very pretentious, and it also depends on the quality of the summoned objects.

If at a critical moment, a waste skill with a waste face is drawn, then some people will cry.

"I'm curious, is it so casual to buy prescription drugs and medicines in this country?" Ella mused about the few boxes of painkillers she had just bought.

It’s okay to say that the world is strange, but the problem is that this country is also strange.

Many medicines can be bought casually, and the price is ridiculously low. If it is placed in Eastern Europe, aspirin is bought by the pill.

But here, there are box after box, you can buy whatever you want, at most you can register your ID card, and you don’t necessarily need your own.

"If you make money, who cares about you? But you can't just buy any medicine, right? At least narcotics and cold medicines are not acceptable. You need an ID card or a hospital to get them." Li Tiansuo replied.

"Painkillers and anti-inflammatory drugs can be bought at will, but why do you have to show your ID card for cold medicine?"

"Because the current situation is special, with my current body temperature, if I dare to go to the street to buy medicine, I will be arrested and sent to the hospital for nucleic acid in minutes."

Special circumstances should be treated specially. However, buying so many medicines is enough to be used in the bad early stage of the apocalypse.

Of course, the medicines bought in offline stores are just a picture, the real one depends on the online shopping army, and there are still a large number of medicines on the way.

Letting Ella buy medicine at the risk of being interrogated is just a kind of insurance. I am afraid that if the end of the world comes early, the medicine on the express delivery will be GG, and I...

Waiting to be tortured to death by gout!

"By the way, I saw a lot of policemen on the way back." Ella gave a key message.

"..." Li Tiansuo retracted his skills for a moment, then took out his mobile phone, nodded and said, "Sure enough, I noticed it."

"They didn't find me, but they seemed to be searching for something."

"It's okay, we won't reveal our secrets for the time being, even if there is a risk of revealing our secrets, I will send you back as soon as possible, and then I will face them alone." Li Tian said not to be nervous.

Unlike Ella, Li Tiansuo has the status of a serious college student. As long as he has not done anything illegal or disciplinary, the police will not make things difficult for him.

As for the school, Li Tiansuo answered a few phone calls from the academic affairs office and home and simply perfunctory, yes yes yes, I must go back, I promise not to contradict the counselor again, next time I will dare!

Anyway, the world is big, not as big as your own plan, the family will take care of it and you can talk about it calmly and peacefully.And on the counselor's side, if you don't kill it, just have fun secretly.

Let's see who can't hold back first, it's impossible to go back, and I'm not afraid of being expelled from school, but is it important to get stuck with a diploma or something?

It's going to be the end of the world, so are you still afraid of a little counselor like you?ridiculous.

"What have you been investigating recently?" Ella turned to look at the groups of photos and newspapers nailed to the wall.

Even normal people can see that these things are related, but Ella, who has received professional information training, not only understands, but also connects clues with the help of the Internet, and finally draws a conclusion—none of these events is normal .

All bizarre events are tainted with human life.

But compared to this, Aila is more concerned about how Li Tiansuo knew this, as if he knew what would happen in advance.

"Our next target."

Li Tian was suffering from the burning pain from his joints. He took a breath and said, "We expect to conquer at least two secret realms, and then wait and stick to them."

"That's why you bought so many supplies? But, could it be too little? If there are only the two of us, these supplies will last at most half a year."

"My estimate is that the amount of supplies for three months is enough. One month to stay here, one month to follow the army to the next city, and one month's supplies as reserves and currency." Li Tiansuo replied.

"Go to other cities with the army?" It was the first time Aila learned that Li Tiansuo had such a plan.

"You don't think the two of us will survive in this city, do you?"