I'm a dead house summoner in the last days

"Sanguinius, now is not the time for desertion." Horus reached out and turned Sanguinius's head back, then pointed at the LCD screen with the stick in his hand, and ordered: "Please finish today's topic, otherwise Don’t try to unlock those consoles of yours.”

"I know... I know..." Sanguinius nodded in humiliation.

In order for Sanguinius to become a qualified commander of the Empire faster, Horus, who worked so hard, was not ashamed to ask Cheems and Little Noise how to use the computer, as well as how to program and develop software.

Then within a day, Horus rubbed a teaching procedure with his own hands.Moreover, this software is still being optimized and perfected. Now Sanguinius's mobile phone, computer, and most beloved game console are all set up on this learning device, and it cannot be played until it is completed.

In order to realize that the teaching software can keep up with the terrifying growth rate of Sanguinius, at least one hundred small noises are willing to become servers, and another hundred Cheems wear glasses and plaid shirts to become 007 engineers, just to be able to Satisfy the needs of Horus.

As for the fact that Horus took the initiative to take refuge in "Iron Man Technology" in order to educate the next Warmaster, although the Astartes didn't understand it, they immediately let go when they thought that he was once the Chaos Warmaster.

Warmaster Horus, as long as he doesn't turn against the Emperor, what if the Warmaster has his own little secret?

"That's great..." Li Tiansuo couldn't help expressing emotion.

In the eyes of outsiders, he is a strict good brother who teaches his younger sister.But in Li Tiansuo's eyes, it was as if a filter had been added, and the smiles of the brother and sister Primarch were as bright as flowers.

good!When you get home, let Koz join in immediately, so that he can also feel the love that Big Brother Horus has for you.

Soon, this convoy carrying one-tenth of the combat power of Yangcheng successfully arrived at the military region, and did not return for a month. Naturally, some new changes have taken place in the military region. First, its control area has become larger. Is the airport daily throughput more frequent.

"!" As soon as he got out of the car, Li Tiansuo, who wrinkled his nose, smelled a very special smell of earth.Although it can't be said to be very smelly, it can feel very dangerous.

Strange, where does this smell seem to come from?

"Your Majesty the Emperor!" De Neiro, the commander of the sixth company of the Salamander, got out of the car and followed the fearless veterans.

He clenched the sledgehammer in his hand with a solemn face, as if he had encountered a powerful enemy: "There is an aura of green skins around here! Please be careful!"

"Green skin?!" Li Tiansuo changed his expression and looked at the sentinel who was standing guard not far away.

After seeing Li Tian's gaze, the two sentries trotted over after saluting, and then saluted again.

"Chief! What are your orders?!"

"Is there any green in the military area..."

Boom!

The violent explosion that resounded throughout the military area interrupted Li Tiansuo's words.Immediately afterwards, under his horrified gaze, two laughing, child-like green skins stepped on wasteland-style garbage electric vehicles and cheered on the runway.

"Quack quack! It's cool!!"

"Waaagh!!"

The two green-skinned boys cheered as they rode their bicycles with one hand and swung the iron chains in their hands.

"..." Li Tiansuo looked at the green skin and then at the sentinel.

"?" The sentinel, who was no longer strange, expressed doubts.

Isn't it just two green boys, isn't it strange?

Chapter 6 and Eight: Keli's Green-skinned Friend

Greenskin...

What the hell!Where did the green skin come from! !

The Salamander Astartes instantly entered the first level of combat preparations. The main gun of the tank even aimed at the two greenskin boys, and the flamethrower was just around the corner. To deal with the greenskins, apart from killing them, it is to use fire to kill them. Baked!

Only in this way can the evil green skins be completely wiped out.

But having said that, the holy Terra is still the land under the Emperor's feet, how could there be such a thing as green skin?What blasphemy!

"Calm down! Don't attack!" Li Tiansuo quickly stopped the abnormal behavior of the salamanders.

Although it is not clear what happened, what is certain is that these two green-skinned boys are not hostile units, otherwise how could they have survived until now?Since they are allowed to appear in the military area, there is naturally a reason for their existence.

"Sentinel, what's the situation with these green skins?" Li Tiansuo asked curiously.

"I don't know! It's just that one day they are here suddenly, but they are usually very quiet. I don't know why, but they have become noisy these days." The sentinel replied: "Do you need to stop them?"

The sentry who had been on shift for a month had gotten used to this group of noisy greenskins. Except for a little noise during the day, they were very peaceful the rest of the time.

Therefore, it is not unbearable, and they are also reasonable, as long as there are sufficient reasons, they will be very obedient.

Although they existed for a short time, the entire military region acquiesced to the existence of such a group of live treasures.

Because the fungi by-products they produce are really delicious, and they are willing to help share some physical work.

There are green skins to help in unloading goods at the airport, and there are green skins in the construction sites of several confidential units. The Imperial Fist is not to mention how comfortable it is to use these free cattle and horses.

In Sergeant Billy's words, the Steel Warriors' construction efficiency is nothing compared to the Greenskins'.

"Just these two?" Li Tiansuo couldn't help but gasp at the overwhelming amount of information.

Damn, it's too suffocating!When I went out together, the military area became so unrecognizable to horses, and looking at the sentry's eyes, I could clearly feel that the other party's surprised attitude towards me was incomprehensible.

"No, there are many more. They are all active in that area, which is near the camp of the Blood Angels. Recently, a group of greenskins have left the city to assist the special regiment of the Astral Army to wipe out the monsters outside the city." The sentinel told him all the news he knew. Li Tiansuo.

Is this head doing some kind of performance art?

Your troops, your people, why do you still ask me this ordinary sentinel?Quite weird.

"..." Li Tiansuo's eyes almost turned black, but he quickly adapted to the current situation.

"Thank you! Go back and stand guard."

"Yes! Chief!"

Just as Li Tiansuo was about to go to the two green boys to ask for clarification, two familiar figures appeared in Li Tiansuo's sight, the furry Ibrahimovic and Keli holding a DV player.

"Eh? Big... big brother?" Ke Li, who was filming a certain scene, wiped her eyes after seeing Li Tiansuo.

After confirming that it was really Li Tiansuo, Ke Li hugged it happily.Although she is only a child, I have to say that Keli's strength is much stronger than before. This enthusiastic Keli's impact is so good that she almost broke her clothes.

"Big brother! You are finally back! Keli misses you so much!"

"Hiss—" Little Beibei, who was hugging Li Tiansuo's thigh, made a food-protecting sound.

"Ke Li, why are you here?" Li Tiansuo touched the child's head and then knelt down and asked curiously.

"Ke Li is making a movie!" Ke Li pointed to the green skin not far away, and then smiled at Xiaobei.

"……"hiss--

What to do when your brain is overloaded?

"Sister Sanguinius! Sister Guanghui! Sister Xiaguang! Long time no see!" Keli greeted the people behind Li Tian one by one, but when she saw Artoria, she was stunned: "Eh? Sister Lily... Didn't you go to the cafeteria?"

It's so strange, Mingming just told me to go to dinner not long ago, why did he appear here again?And also changed clothes.

"?" Artoria looked at the child with elf ears and was also deeply puzzled.

Elf?Why is it here?

"Hey, hey! Big sister, wasn't I super cool just now?"

"Waaagh!!"

The green skin boy driving the wasteland electric car approached slowly, and the green skin kid with a happy smile on his face ignored the murderous eyes cast by the space warriors, and happily asked for credit.

What the hell!Damn Alien!How dare you get so close to the Emperor!

At this moment, the mood of the Astartes was almost the same as seeing the little noise approaching Li Tiansuo, only feeling blasphemy and anger.

But compared to the evil intelligence that hates, the green-skinned alien is an enemy that is a thousand times or even a hundred times more hateful!

"Ke Li doesn't think so. She needs to shoot again, otherwise she won't get full marks for the homework." Ke Li replied looking at the content on the DV.

"No problem! The eldest sister said that I will cooperate with Brother Gouger a few times!" The green-skinned boy who claimed to be Brother Gog raised his arms and let out a happy laugh.

"Waaagh!!" The green-skinned boy next to him also raised his hand in agreement.

What the hell is this?

Feeling that he could not keep up with the Yangcheng version, Li Tiansuo's head exploded. He reached out and patted Ke Li on the shoulder, and then asked this innocent and natural good girl.

"Ke Li, these green skins are..."

"They're all Claire's friends!" Claire replied.

friend……

Are you friends with Greenskin?

Li Tiansuo looked at the faces of the green-skinned boys who smiled uglier than crying, and Keli's cute smile that healed people's hearts, and immediately had only one thought - what kind of terrible world is this?

How did these two completely different styles become friends!Can you explain the truth?

Tzeentch, are you playing tricks again?

"Where did they come from?" Li Tiansuo asked the child with a smile from the corner of his eyes.

"It came out of the ground! Keli thought they were so lonely, so I became friends with them!" Keli replied, and even made a "so big" gesture by waving her hands in front of everyone.

"In the field? Where is the field?" Li Tiansuo immediately became vigilant.

In the field where the green skin can be refreshed, this shouldn't be a secret place, right?If it is connected to the green skin planet of Warhammer World, it will be over? !

"It's that vegetable garden, now surrounded by strange things by uncles." Keli replied with words that Li Tian could barely understand.

vegetable garden?Suddenly, Li Tiansuo recalled that there was indeed such a thing. It seemed that not long after arriving in the military area, Gula built a separate field in order to grow fresher vegetables.

Immediately afterwards, the picture of Keli saying that she wanted to plant the plant cards of "Plants vs. Zombies" also emerged in the memory of her brain.

wrong……

This is not the reason why the green skin will appear!Plant cards can only produce things from "Plants vs Zombies", how could there be green skins!

There must be something wrong.

After thinking about it, she looked at Keli who blinked her eyes in confusion.Suddenly, Li Tiansuo caught a glimpse of the four-leaf clover hat on her head.

The problem is here!

"Eh?" Keli looked puzzled as Li Tiansuo took off her hat.

Makes sense!It all makes sense!Li Tiansuo, who understood everything, put the hat back on Keli, and then took a deep breath.

"Ke Li, where's the Tiao Tiao I gave you?" Li Tiansuo asked seriously.

Chapter 6 Nine

"Jump? Is that Uncle Gula talking about some spicy Squig?" Keli asked with a smile when she heard the familiar name.

"Yes, it's the spicy Squig." Li Tian nodded.

Li Tiansuo was so impressed with that thing, the by-product of being summoned together with Keli, why there is a jumping jump when Keli is summoned, this question I haven't figured out until now.

Was thinking of saving it as a backup emergency food or a top ingredient.But I didn't expect the little guy Keli to raise this thing, and then let it go.

Up to now, the Yangcheng Military Region has become green-skinned!Thinking of the possibility of having a green skin, Li Tiansuo naturally focused on Tiaotiaoshensong.

Most likely this is where the problem is!

"Squig was planted by Claire in the vegetable garden!" Claire nodded as she recalled what happened not long ago.

Immediately afterwards, Keli told the whole story to everyone present. At first, she just wanted to find a place to plant the plant card Li Tian gave her, and then she set her sights on Gula's vegetable garden.

After getting the consent of Gula and the army commander, Keli started her journey of planting vegetables. In addition to planting plants every day, she watered them. In terms of enthusiasm, she was no less active than Gula, or even stronger.

Then one day, Claire discovers that Squig loves being in the vegetable garden.So I left it and watered and watched it every day.

Until one day, Squig turns into a big mushroom!Immediately afterwards, two green-skinned boys jumped out from the mushroom force.

At first they said words that Claire didn't quite understand.But it does not affect everyone becoming friends. As time goes by, the first two green skins also begin to understand language and use tools, considering that they have the label of "monster".

The kind-hearted Keli asked the Human Resources Management Bureau how to become friends with monsters, and then some little genius said, "Why don't you change your job to be a Summoner? It's so convenient to sign a contract. "

So...

This is the beginning of the story of Keli and the green boy.

After signing the contract, the green skins began to pop out of the vegetable garden continuously, from the most common farts to green skin boys, the number reached an uncontrollable level.And what's rare is that they are all under Keli's control.

As long as Keli speaks, no matter how noisy the green skins are, they will immediately be quiet like a good baby.

"Hiss—" Li Tian's eyes almost went dark after listening to the fairytale story told by Keli.

If Keli hadn't said this in person, Li Tiansuo would definitely think this story was false.

Where did such a good coincidence come from!