Strange talk about rules: Zhang San is required to obey the rules?

Chapter 2 Mom's Note

At this moment, everyone in the world has heard the announcement of the highest rules just now, and even on the major live broadcast platforms, they can see the live broadcast rooms of the sublimation exams in various countries.

Although the live broadcast has not started yet, the netizens have already exploded!

"Sublimation exam, there will be rewards for passing the exam, which is quite exciting!"

"I'm looking forward to it! Didn't you see Article [-]? This exam will kill you!"

"Why let others take the exam to decide our fate! What if the meteorite falls?"

"It's okay, China has a large land area, and there is a high probability that we won't hit anyone!"

"Randomly 43 people, what if illiterates and scumbags are drawn, what can we do!"

"Hehe, my brother has already booked a plane ticket to the Stars and Stripes! Foreign countries have a high education rate, which is not comparable to that of China! I'm lucky, everyone can do whatever they want!"

"Don't come back if the collie gets out!"

At the same time, an announcement from the World Astronomical Observatory became the number one searched item on major social media.

Seven days later, a large group of meteorites will pass by the blue star, and some of them may fall!

The largest meteorite that has been observed so far is the size of Taiwan Island in the southeast of Huaxia Kingdom!

All of a sudden, everyone in the world panicked!

Countries with large land and sparse population are better off. In some countries with small areas, many people have already started to buy air tickets to other countries at a premium of ten times or even a hundred times!

The border passages of many small countries are already overcrowded!

And Huaxia's high-level officials immediately sent people to observe the meteorite group and prepare anti-aircraft missiles to prevent the major crisis that may arise next.

Among the 43 candidates, even if only one person fails, a huge meteorite is enough to cause the destruction of a city!

Everyone was nervously in front of the screen, and found that 43 of the 42 live broadcast rooms in Huaxia Kingdom had started, except for live broadcast room 42, which was a few minutes late to start the live broadcast.

Zhang San woke up in a small bedroom.

The wardrobe on the left side of the single bed; the desk on the right; the window is next to the desk; there is a cabinet in the corner next to the window, which is full of toys for the little boy; the door to the bedroom is in the corner on the left.

"Attention all ascensionists, this exam is completed after surviving for seven days.Please follow the rules and stay sane at all times. 』

Survive for seven days! ?

Zhang San looked at the body of his eight-year-old boy, and then pondered over the words of the highest rules just now, and realized that the rules test might not be an ordinary test.

I immediately sat up, observed carefully in the room, and immediately noticed a folded note on the bedside table.

Zhang San quickly opened the note. After all, the name of the exam is called mother's note. Obviously, this note was left by his mother, and it is very important!

Baby, mom is going on a temporary business trip for a week. You are at home alone during this time, so you must abide by the rules~

1. There is enough food in the refrigerator, enough for you and your cat to eat for a week.

2. If someone knocks on the door during the day, don't agree, let alone open the door for him.

3. You can see who is outside through the cat's eyes. If it is a neighbor, he can help you; but if it is someone else, no matter who it is, don't open the door for them.

4. The neighbor is a middle-aged uncle, so don't ask his name.He may ask for Mom's red dress, but he must not give it to her!

5. You can give your mother's blue clothes to the neighbor uncle, but you must pass through the door cat!

6. The uncle next door looks ugly, but he doesn't cover his face.

7. Cats are very important!Very important!It's actually not that important! ! !

8. Feed the cat water and food every day, don't feed her cat food!

9. Never give a cat a name, only call her cat!Don't treat her like a pet, treat her like family.

10. When you sleep at night, you can let the cat hug you.You can also send the cat back to its mother's room.

11. When it is dark, the cat must not be left alone in the living room.

12. Be sure to protect Mao Mao, she is your most important family member, and she will protect you in times of crisis.

13. Give the cat a cute name! (small print)

Zhang San noticed that the note

And the last line of small characters also seems out of place with the other 12 articles, and even contradicts with article 9.

Since the sublimation exam requires compliance with the rules, it is necessary to figure out the rules first!

After simple comparison and thinking, Zhang San found out that the cat at home in this strange talk about the rules is abnormal!

It might be a real cat, but maybe, it's not.

Thinking of this, Zhang San put away the note and walked out of the bedroom.

I have to say that although the eight-year-old's body is not quite used to it, the experience is quite interesting.

Pushing open the bedroom door, in the huge living room, an orange cat saw Zhang San and immediately stood up.

Zhang San pretended not to see the cat, but came to the refrigerator in the living room, opened the refrigerator and checked the food.

At the same time, use the corner of your eye to observe every move of the cat next to you.

There is food for seven days, and the portion is enough for me and the cat to eat together.

Check the kitchen again, everything is normal too.

You can move the chairs in the living room to the kitchen and cook on the chairs.

It's just that Zhang San is not sure whether the bathroom is safe, so he hasn't gone in yet.

During the whole process, Maomao followed him all the time, as if he was supervising the work.

Zhang San knew that the first thing to do anywhere was to understand the rules of the place.

If you know the rules, you will not violate them, and you can even use the rules to make the best choice for yourself.

Therefore, I must determine whether there is any danger in the room, and at the same time, I must determine whether there is anything wrong with the cat.

So, Zhang San turned his head to look at Maomao, and asked, "Shall I give you a name?"

When Mao Mao heard this, he jumped back in fright, and the fur on his body exploded.

Apparently, she's very resistant to having a name.

Or, after she has a name, something terrible will happen!

Although for pets, it is normal to have a name.

but……

Zhang San leaned down and stared at the terrified Mao Mao with a suspicious look on his face.

"You seem to understand what I say, you are very spiritual."

Mao Mao seemed to realize something, and hurriedly shook her head in denial.

But this shaking of the head was even more revealing.

The corners of Zhang San's mouth raised, he picked up the cat, came to the window of the living room, and pushed the window open.

"The eighteenth floor is really high! If it falls, you think, will you fall to your death?"

As Zhang San said, he slowly stretched the cat out of the window.

"Meow meow meow!!!"

At this moment, in the Huaxia No. 42 live broadcast room, countless netizens began to complain wildly.

"Is this person crazy? Don't think about the rules, and abuse the cat here?"

"I'm afraid there is a serious illness! I looked at the Sakura Country, and I have already looked for other clues in the room!"

"I think we have 43 examinees in Huaxia, 42 of them are all normal, just the 42nd Zhang San will throw the cat down the stairs!"

"Isn't it fair? One of our candidates is mentally ill! How can we take the test?" M..

"Donate money to the country to build missiles! Meteorite No. 42 has already been ordered for such a thing!"

At this moment, I don't know how many people smashed the keyboard!

Chapter 3 The Garbage System Stains My Innocence

The cat that was lifted out of the window from the room has changed from meowing to screaming in fright.

Zhang San felt the cat's body trembling, so he carried the cat back from the outside.

Then put the cat on the table next to him, and gently stroked the head of the panicked cat.

"I, Zhang San, am a legal lover after all. How could I threaten a cat? I'm just afraid that I might accidentally throw you out of the [-]th floor when I was playing with you. So next, I asked What about you, you better not lie, or else...

"

"The law may be able to restore your innocence, but it cannot give you a second life!"

The orange cat was so frightened that it knelt directly on the table, and nodded towards itself in a very humane posture, the corners of its eyes seemed to be much moister.

"What is this man doing with the cat?"

"He won't regard this orange cat as a devouring beast, thinking that he can swallow the strangeness when he encounters danger?"

"This No. 42 can't be saved!"

"I have 43 sublimators in China, why did I have such an abnormal mental illness!"

At this moment, all the netizens in the live broadcast room are full of puzzlement about Zhang San's behavior.

After all, no normal person would wander around the room with a cat in his arms.

But they didn't know that Zhang San was constantly asking questions while holding the orange cat.

"Is the cat food in the corner edible?"

Maomao shook his head.

"Is Mommy's bedroom safe?"

The cat nodded.

Zhang San continued to carry the cat to the door of the bathroom, and asked softly, "Is it safe here?"

Maomao nodded, then shook his head again.

"The weather is fine today, let's go to the window to get some fresh air."

Hearing this, the orange cat trembled with fright.

The two front paws danced wildly, continuously drawing half circles from right to left in mid-air, and then nodded; put the two front paws next to the face to make a sleeping motion, and then shook the head.

"It's safe during the day, but not at night, right?"

Mao Mao was secretly delighted and nodded frantically.

"Congratulations, Huaxia No. 42 sublimator Zhang San, who discovered the hidden rules and got extra points."Scores will be announced when the exam is cleared. 』

Zhang San originally just wanted to use the cat to test out the authenticity of the rules on the mother's note, because some rules are contradictory.

But at this moment, Zhang San realized that there were hidden rules.

Fortunately, I found something wrong with this cat, otherwise, it would be dangerous to go to the toilet at night.

At the same time, the system's notification tone also sounded.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for triggering the achievement: Junior Sadist. 】

【Primary abuser】The crime of abuse refers to the act of destroying or persecuting the body or spirit of family members living together on behalf of the perpetrator, and the circumstances are abominable.As a legally illiterate person, you have already taken the first step towards crime.You get permanent bonuses: Guilty +10, Terror +10.

WTF! ?

Zhang San listened to the system prompt in his head with a confused expression.

Sin +10! ?

Horror +10! ?

I'm just doing a stress test on my cats. It's obviously an act of mutual love, but it's been slandered by the system as abuse!