Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

After eating meat, my nutrition has kept up, and Sophora Hua doesn't have to worry about running out of milk.

Chapter 17 Silly Zhu Stewed Pig Intestine Again

While Qin Huairu was still hesitating there, He Yuzhu had already returned to his room.

After closing the door and lying on the bed, he proudly took out the big black ten-yuan bill, flicked it, and made a loud clang.

"Little boy, I don't believe you didn't come in obediently!"

All of this today is in his plan. He deliberately stewed delicious braised pork at home, so that everyone can smell the smell of meat wafting from his home.

Then he deliberately served it to the deaf old lady in public, so that everyone could be sure that they had stewed braised pork, and deliberately hooked some people's gluttons.

In the end, he deliberately locked the door with a lock when he went out. Of course, he didn't forget to sprinkle some white flour on the door to leave a sticky evidence.

And the development of the matter did not deviate from the track of his own design at all. As expected, Bang Geng did not resist the temptation of the braised pork, and stretched out his sinful hands!

Everything is under control, and forcing Jia Zhang to pay ten yuan is just a small step in his plan.

What a joke, as a time traveler with a system in his body, can he value this mere ten yuan?

However, with the ten dollars, I can proceed to the next step smoothly, and let Qin Huairu step by step into the cage that I tailored for her.

The more He Yuzhu thought about it, the happier he became, as if he had seen the pretty widow Qin quietly push open the door of his room in the dead of night, and then crawled into his bed.

Thinking of the TV series, Silly Zhu had struggled for decades before finally turning the nearly fifty-year-old Widow Qin into his own woman, but now, he only needs to use a bowl of braised pork to achieve his goal, He Yuzhu was a little excited.

But it's only evening now, and it's still early before the dead of night, so He Yuzhu simply entered the space, wanting to see what happened to the little piggies and chickens that the system rewarded when he signed in in the morning.

But as soon as he entered the space, He Yuzhu was shocked.

There are no chickens or piglets in the space, only two big fat pigs with fat heads and big ears, and a pair of fat hens, walking lazily around in the garden.

Let me go, this space is too fraudulent, right?The cubs released in the morning turned into adults in less than a day?

Looking at a pair of big fat pigs, each one is more than 300 catties, and the two are [-] catties, which can kill more than [-] catties of pork.

There are also pig heads and pig offal, they are all good things!

Look at these two hens, they are also tall.If you look carefully, there are actually two eggs in the grass nest next to it.

Come on, this has already started to lay eggs.

He Yuzhu is so excited, it seems that this space is still a good breeding ground!I just don't know if I can grow vegetables.If he could grow vegetables, he would be responsible for the purchase of the canteen in the rolling mill, which would be a considerable income.

He looked at the two big fat pigs again, and when he was enjoying themselves there, the sound of the system suddenly sounded.

"Two big fat pigs were detected, do they need to be slaughtered?"

Can it still be slaughtered?

He Yuzhu froze for a moment, and tried to choose to kill immediately.

In an instant, a big fat pig suddenly disappeared, and on an empty case next to it, there were two more pigs that had been slaughtered.

There are also pig heads, pig offal, pig blood, etc., all cleaned up and put aside.

I go, it's amazing too.

He Yuzhu thought to himself, with this function, he doesn't even have to do the slaughter himself. From now on, he only needs to cash in the slaughtered pork every day.

He didn't go on to slaughter the second big fat pig, but saved it until tomorrow.

Because it is not sure whether the slaughtered pork will deteriorate overnight, so try it with a pork first.

Seeing that it was getting late and the rain was coming back soon, He Yuzhu took some intestines, pig ears, and pig heart out of the space.

He Yushui is Shazhu's biological sister, and their father, He Daqing, left their brother and sister and ran away with the widow for the sake of the white widow.In order to please Qin Widow, Shazhu gave all the delicious and delicious food to Qin Widow's family, and made his own sister malnourished.

Now, I can't be as stupid as Sha Zhu, if there are good things, let my family eat first.

The food was cleaned automatically when the system slaughtered it, including the intestines, and there was no peculiar smell. He Yuzhu directly fried the sugar, added seasonings, and stewed it in the pot.

The scent soon permeated the entire yard, and all the people in the yard wrinkled their noses and began to look for the source of the scent.

"Hey, whose stew is here? It smells so good!"

"It doesn't seem to be meat, it's intestines! It's so delicious, this pig's intestines won't be replaced even if they are given meat!"

"Huh? This scent seems to come from Sha Zhu's house!"

"Silly Zhu? He stewed meat again? He just ate braised pork and started eating pig intestines again?"

"Isn't it? It's just the smell from Shazhu's house. Shazhu must have taken the ten dollars and bought pig intestines to eat!"

"Tsk tsk, it's so fragrant, Shazhu's craftsmanship is really not built."

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In the West Wing, the Jia family also huddled behind the door curtain, greedily sniffing the scent of pig intestines.

"Mom, grandma, Shazhu is stewing pig intestines again!" Stick said, sniffing his nose vigorously.

"Mom, I want to eat Uncle He's stewed pig intestines, it's so delicious." Xiao Dang said, licking his lips.

Qin Huairu bit her lip, and said bitterly: "I still eat! Forgot how I got the ten dollars out today?"

Jia Zhang gritted his teeth: "Hmph! This idiot has such a bad conscience! How can he eat pig intestines with my pension money! He deliberately stewed them so deliciously, greedy our children, his conscience is really bad !"

"Grandma, I want to eat..." Xiao Dang and Bang Geng looked at Jia Zhangshi eagerly.

Jiazhang herself was so greedy that her saliva was about to flow out, but she also knew that being greedy was for nothing, and if she asked for it in the past, she would definitely have a bad nose.

She involuntarily glanced at Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu seemed to be thinking about something, and didn't notice her eyes at all.

"Fucking hell." Jia Zhang touched Qin Huairu with his arm.

Qin Huairu was startled, and came back to her senses: "Mom, what's wrong?"

Jia Zhang pointed to the silly pillar house in the North House with his chin, and said in a low voice, "Xiao Dang and Bang Geng are both very greedy, why don't you try it?"

Qin Huairu immediately changed his face: "I won't go! I still want face."

With that said, he turned around, went back to the edge of the bed, and sat down.

She knew very well that today's Shazhu is different, and she must have hit a snag in the past.

However, if you go over by yourself when everyone is asleep at night, maybe...

Chapter 18 Don't Get Too Close to Widow Qin

At six o'clock in the afternoon, He Yushui came back.

As soon as he entered the house, He Yushui was startled: "Brother, what are you doing again? It's so fragrant, everyone in the yard is smelling the fragrance of our house."

He Yuzhu smiled: "Look for yourself!"

He Yushui ran to the kitchen to take a look, and then yelled again: "Wow! Burn the large intestine!"

"Wow! Pig's ears in cold salad!"

"Wow! Stir-fried pork heart!"

He Yuzhu was a little speechless, why was this girl so startled and fussed.Can't you finish it in one go?

One dish and one wow, do you still think that the population in the yard is still low?

But I like it very much, this effect is what I want.

I just want to starve those "beasts" to death!

Especially the family in the West Wing!

"Brother, are you having a hard time? Why did you get so many delicious food all at once?" He Yushui was drooling, still feeling sorry for his brother's money.

He Yuzhu smiled: "Isn't it because you are too tired from studying? So I will make you some delicious supplements."

"Then you don't need to cook so much." He Yushui said, and asked habitually: "Then which dish will you give to Sister Qin and her family? Let's braise the large intestine, Sister Qin will definitely like it, and there are also cold pig's ears, stick stems must be loved Eat, how about sending both?"

As he said that, he picked up two plates and walked out.

He Yuzhu: "..."

This silly girl, why the first thing that comes to mind when seeing something delicious is not to eat it for herself, but to give it to others?

Isn't it the original silly Zhu who licked widows all day long and developed this habit for this girl!

He Yuzhu's nose was a little sour, and he quickly stopped: "Stop!"

He Yushui stood still and looked at him suspiciously: "What's the matter? Brother, these two dishes are not good? By the way, you like to eat large intestines, so just keep the large intestines and replace them with pig hearts."

Said, come back to change dishes.

He Yuzhu said speechlessly: "I'm not asking you to change, but to let you put down all the dishes. I made this dish for you to eat, and no one is allowed to give it away!"

He Yushui was stunned: "But I can't eat so many dishes? I'd better send them to Sister Qin."

He Yuzhu shook his head: "No."

He Yushui felt a little strange, hugged his arm and said, "Brother, I know you love me, but Sister Qin needs your love more. She has to support three children by herself, and there is Granny Jia."

Is this girl out of her mind?

What does it have to do with me that Widow Qin has to support three children?Are those three children my kind?

What about Granny Jia, that old white-eyed wolf, I wish she would die right away!

He Yuzhu put He Yushui on the stool speechlessly: "Yu Shui, listen to me, I cooked all these meats and vegetables for you. Only the brothers and sisters are allowed to eat them, and we are not allowed to give them to others."

"Also, not only today, but in the future, my brother will make meat for you every day. You can't give it to others anymore. You have to grow up quickly. You are eighteen and still so thin."

He Yushui asked carefully: "Sister Qin won't give it either?"

"No! Remember, not only will you not give food to their family in the future, but you should not secretly give them food for her three children. In a word, don't get too close to their family in the future!" He Yuzhu warned.

He Yushui looked at him in surprise, watched for a long time, and finally said in doubt: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Is there water in your head... your head?"

He Yuzhu: "..."

It's not my head that's getting water, it's your head that's getting water!

You can raise fish in your head!

Your brother has such a good condition. If you don’t introduce young and beautiful girls to your brother, you always ask your brother to help a widow. You are not in the water, what is it?

He Yuzhu also knows that He Yushui's thoughts are all thanks to that stupid Zhu before, and it will be difficult to change it for a while, and everything has to be done slowly.

Finally "forced" He Yushui to sit there and finish the meal.

Facts have proved that two people really can't finish three dishes.After all, they were all meat dishes, and He Yushui didn't have a big appetite. The two of them only ate less than half of the three dishes, leaving more than half of the three dishes.

After the meal, He Yushui took the initiative to contract to wash the dishes, and He Yuzhu didn't compete with her. It is right for a girl's family to do some work within her ability.

At this time, the sky was getting dark, and He Yushui came to the pool in the yard to wash the dishes with a pot, but when he looked up, he found a black shadow standing in front of him.

"It's Sister Qin! When did you stand here? You scared me!" He Yushui was startled before he recognized Qin Huairu, and complained.

Qin Huairu smiled awkwardly: "Rain, are you done eating?"

He Yushui nodded: "Well, I just finished eating. Sister Qin, have you eaten yet?"

Qin Huairu showed a look of embarrassment: "No..."

"Why haven't you eaten yet? Sister Qin, my brother fried three dishes for me, including large intestines, shredded ears, and pig hearts. We haven't even eaten half of them. Let's go, I'll get you some." When He Yushui heard it, he immediately went back to get it habitually, but just as he turned around and took two steps, he suddenly remembered what He Yuzhu said just now, stopped in his tracks, and said embarrassingly: "Sister Qin, return it, you should go find it yourself." My brother will take it."

When Qin Huairu saw it, he knew there was something hidden, so he deliberately asked, "What's the matter? Did your brother say anything?"

He Yushui blushed slightly, and said coyly, "My brother... didn't say anything... just said..."

"Just say what?" Qin Huairu asked.

"My brother said... this dish is for me to eat alone, no one can let me eat it, especially..."

"Especially what?"

"Especially Sister Qin, your family, and told me not to get too close to you in the future."

After He Yushui said this, his face was red to the base of his neck, and he quickly said: "Sister Qin, I don't know what kind of nerves my stupid brother has committed again. It must be that his brain is flooded. Don't worry about it. After a few days Maybe it will be fine in the sky. That's it, I'll go back first."

As he spoke, he quickly took the washed pots and bowls and left as if fleeing.

Qin Huairu stood there and didn't come to his senses for a long time.