Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

If Yu Haitang picked up the chopsticks and lowered her head, would she have discovered everything?

She anxiously shook her head at He Yuzhu, almost begging him.

He Yuzhu smiled, and he finally let go of his legs.

Yu Li quickly pulled her foot back as if fleeing.

Yu Haitang bent down to pick up the chopsticks, a false alarm was finally avoided.

At this time, Yu Li felt that the clothes inside her were about to be soaked with sweat.

"I'm going to wash the chopsticks." Yu Haitang picked up the chopsticks, took them to the bathroom and washed them.

He Yuzhu poked his head over and said with a low smile, "Sister, how do you feel?"

"Who is your sister!" Yu Li was so angry that her face was crooked.

"What do you think? Isn't it obvious that your Begonia is going to send it to me? I can't follow her and call you sister?" He Yuzhu said.

Yu Li was so angry that she bit her lips and said in a low voice bitterly: "He Yuzhu, I warn you, you can't touch her!"

He Yuzhu asked knowingly, "Why?"

"Why do you say?" Yu Lixin said, aren't you pretending to be confused with your understanding? "You're already in this relationship with me, and you still think about my sister, do you think it's okay?"

"Oh, but she wanted to find me herself. It would be bad if I refused? Besides, you didn't bring her here that day? Didn't you want to match us up? Why are you turning your back on me now?" He Yuzhu explain.

Yu Li: ...

She was about to cry, this kid really took advantage of it and acted like a good boy, did I match you up?I was trying to destroy you and that woman, okay!

Chapter 152 Yan Jiecheng solves the leftovers

With a bitter face, Yu Li said in a low voice: "Zhuzi, you can just let Haitang go. If you really get back with her, then what will happen to the two of us in the future? If she knows about us, we How can you two be sisters?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Isn't that good? Then you two will be closer."

Yu Li was so angry that she wanted to kick again, but she stopped as soon as she lifted it up.

I'm afraid of being caught by He Yuzhu again, so it won't be so easy to let go this time.

"Zhuzi, can you stop teasing me? If you let Haitang go, I will obey you, okay? I can do whatever you want, please."

As Yu Li said, she stretched out her foot carefully and rubbed it on He Yuzhu's leg twice.

Needless to say, this trick really worked, and He Yuzhu was really relieved: "It's fine to let her go, but what should I do tonight? You two sisters managed to set my fire on fire today. Who will give me when she leaves?" I put out the fire?"

"I, can't I come to accompany you?" Yu Li can't care about anything at this time, as long as He Yuzhu can agree to her request, she can do whatever she wants.

"You? Your Yan Jiecheng is at home, can he agree?" He Yuzhu asked intentionally.

"Don't worry about it, just leave the door open for me." Yu Li said with certainty.

He Yuzhu smiled: "Okay, then for your sake, I'm so cruel, I'll reject the beautiful woman who comes to me."

At this time, Yu Haitang came back after washing the chopsticks: "Sister, brother, why don't you two eat, what are you talking about?"

"Oh, I was just saying that thanks to your presence, I finally ate the dishes made by brother Zhuzi. It's so delicious." Yu Li said, and kicked He Yuzhu quietly.

It means: Hurry up and find a way to send her home.

He Yuzhu remained calm, and lowered his head to think of a way.

He understood Yu Haitang's thoughts very well today, and he didn't intend to leave today, and it was really a problem to send her away.

It's really hard to find such a suitable reason for a while.

You can't just say directly: "Yu Haitang, you go back, your sister will accompany me tonight."

Until the end of the meal, He Yuzhu didn't think of a suitable reason.

Yu Like was in a hurry, she kept winking at He Yuzhu, and kicked his legs from below.

In the end, he accidentally kicked it sideways and landed on Yu Haitang's leg.

Yu Haitang groaned and looked down: "Sister, why are you kicking me?"

"No, it's okay, my feet are empty." Yu Li said in a panic.

"Oh, then I'm going to wash the dishes." Yu Haitang graciously packed up the dishes and took them outside to wash.

In order to show herself in front of He Yuzhu, she, a young lady who does nothing at home, has become an all-round hardworking girl here.

As soon as she went out, Yu Li grabbed He Yuzhu's arm: "You should send her away quickly, it's already dark."

"Don't worry, I have to think of a suitable reason, right? Or do you think she will leave?" He Yuzhu said.

Yes, Yu Li knows her sister too well, she is willing to leave everything behind in order to achieve her own goals, and today she is willing to give herself to He Yuzhu, how could she be repelled by a simple reason.

"Then think of a way." Before Yu Li finished speaking, she heard someone talking outside.

"Haitang, where's your sister? Isn't the meal finished? Why don't you go back?"

It was Yan Jiecheng's voice. Needless to say, I couldn't sit still until Yu Li went back at home.

Yu Li had no choice but to stand up, and when she walked to He Yuzhu's side before leaving, she didn't forget to remind her again: "Brother, you can't lie to me, you must send her away."

As he spoke, he walked out, and said to Yan Jiecheng angrily, "What's the rush? I just finished eating and sat here chatting for a while, what happened?"

Yan Jiecheng smiled, looked at the plates in Yu Haitang's hand and said, "Hey, there are a lot of dishes today!"

Yu Haitang smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, why didn't you come with my sister just now? My brother Zhuzi cooked four dishes, including fish-flavored shredded pork and boiled fish. The three of us didn't finish them all. Where is the half pot of boiled fish left?"

"Didn't finish eating? It's a pity." Yan Jiecheng swallowed, and couldn't help but look at the vegetable bowl on the table in the room.

"Yo, Xie Cheng, I said Yu Li just now, why didn't you come over to eat together, I made so many dishes that I didn't finish." He Yuzhu also came out from inside, hiccupping, He said while picking his teeth.

"Hey, as long as Yu Li comes, I won't come." Yan Jiecheng said, but his eyes were still looking inside reluctantly.

He Yuzhu knew what he was thinking at a glance: "It's a pity that I made these dishes, and the leftovers won't taste good until tomorrow." He said and looked at Yan Jiecheng: "Why don't you take it home and try it?"

Yan Jiecheng's eyes lit up when he heard it: "This..."

He was eager for He Yuzhu to say this, but he didn't dare to agree immediately, so he gave Yu Li a careful look.

Yu Li glared at him angrily and left.

Yan Jiecheng was relieved now, and said with a smile, "That's so embarrassing."

"What's so embarrassing and embarrassing, you helped me solve a big problem, otherwise I would have to think about where to put the leftovers, and no one in our yard feeds a dog or a cat." He Yuzhu said laughingly.

Yu Haitang, who was washing the dishes, almost couldn't help but burst out laughing.

But Yan Jiecheng didn't seem to hear anything, and didn't mind He Yuzhu treating him like a dog or a cat, so he immediately said, "Brother Zhuzi, you're right, then I won't be polite." After saying that, he strode into the room Inside, he brought out the half pot of boiled fish with the pot left.

"Brother Zhuzi, I'll bring you the basin later." Yan Xiecheng said, carrying the vegetable basin back happily.

One could imagine Yu Li's face when she saw him when she went back.

As soon as he left, Yu Haitang laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up: "Brother Zhuzi, it's the first time I've realized that you're such a bad person! You actually treated my brother-in-law like a dog or a cat and sent him away with leftovers. I laughed so hard, my brother-in-law is really, picking up leftovers as a treasure, he really deserves to be his father's own son."

He Yuzhu smiled and said nothing, thinking that living with such a person all day long, wouldn't Yu Li feel depressed?

Back in the house, still thinking about how to complete the task Yu Li gave her just now, Yu Haitang came back after washing the dishes.

"Brother, I won the ranking today, are you happy?" Yu Haitang said, pushing He Yuzhu to sit on the chair.

"Of course I'm happy. Didn't I reward you by cooking for you?" He Yuzhu said.

"I'm very happy that you cook for me, but it's not what I want the most." Yu Haitang said.

"Then what do you want most?" He Yuzhu asked.

"You." Yu Haitang said, and as soon as she raised her leg, she straddled He Yuzhu's lap.

Then he hung his neck with both hands.

Chapter 153 Disgraceful Means

As soon as Yu Haitang lifted her leg, she straddled He Yuzhu's lap.

His two hands were still hanging around his neck, and his two eyes were staring at He Yuzhu's eyes even more fieryly, as if he would get on the horse without saying a word.

He Yuzhu thought to himself: This girl can't hold back at last.

But he didn't panic, but still looked at Yu Haitang with a smile: "You want me? What's the use of me? I can't eat or drink. It's better than boiled fish."

Yu Haitang still stared at him fieryly: "You can't eat or drink, but you can give me food and drink, you can boil fish for me, you can give me shredded pork with fish flavor, and you can also give me the life I want. ah."

He Yuzhu also looked at her without hesitation: "Do you want me for food or for drink?"

Yu Haitang quickly shook her head: "Of course not, I just said that you are better than others. Brother, I have already identified you, you are the man I want."

As she said that, she suddenly leaned forward, and without saying a word, she moved her mouth to kiss He Yuzhu.

At this moment, He Yuzhu suddenly touched her butt with his hand, and then exclaimed in surprise: "Why are you wet?"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and took a look: "What is this?"

Yu Haitang was taken aback by his sudden move, and then glanced at He Yuzhu's hand in a daze.

With just one glance, her eyeballs suddenly widened.

His face turned red all of a sudden.

He jumped up from He Yuzhu's lap in a jerk.

And he hurriedly covered his butt with his hands, and shook his head vigorously with a blushing face: "No... brother, I don't know what's going on, I, I just left a few days ago..."

It turned out that He Yuzhu's hand was actually red, and it looked like it was stained with blood.

And her trousers were also wet at this time, and they were all dark red, and it was obvious that blood was oozing out.

Everyone knows that it must be her aunt who has dyed her pants red.

However, Yu Haitang couldn't figure it out, her aunt just left a few days ago, how could she come again now!

But this is not important anymore, He Yuzhu looked at his hands and then at her, his face wrinkled together.

It's no wonder that men are the most taboo towards women. If you touch this with one hand, can you not wrinkle your face?

"Brother, I, I really don't know what's going on, I just left..." Yu Haitang was about to cry.

He had already made up his mind, and tonight he would take He Yuzhu down if he didn't want to lose face tonight.

But I didn't expect such a thing to happen, what else can I take, this face is completely lost.

He Yuzhu didn't say anything, but frowned and said, "Haitang, why don't you put something on, it looks like you've stained your clothes."

Yu Haitang wanted to say something else, but He Yuzhu had already left the door, and went to the next door to get a pair of He Yushui's pants and put them in front of her.

"Hurry up and change it, it's uncomfortable to stick. By the way, don't forget to use paper pads."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he left the room and closed the door, leaving time and space for Yu Haitang to change his pants.

A few minutes later, the door opened, and Yu Haitang came out with a blushing face and tears in her eyes, holding a pile of trousers, long johns, and underpants that had just been changed in her hands.

"Brother, it's all my fault, I was careless, let you, let you..." After talking for a long time, Yu Haitang couldn't continue, and ran away holding her clothes with tears in her eyes.

In the front yard, Yu Li had been standing at the window looking around, seeing Yu Haitang running out from inside, she breathed a sigh of relief.

She didn't forget to call out: "Haitang, where are you going?"

Yu Haitang didn't answer, and ran out.

Today, this person lost a lot of money, and she didn't even want to go to her own sister's house.

From behind, He Yuzhu watched Yu Haitang run out, then looked at the bloodstain on his hand, and smiled wryly.

Girl, I'm sorry, I wronged you.

But there is no way, I can only do this, otherwise I will really become a Cao thief.

Just now he was still thinking about how to send Yu Haitang away.

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't move.

But when Yu Haitang sat on his lap, he suddenly had an idea.

Quickly took some freshly slaughtered pig's blood from the space, and poured some on Yu Haitang's ass.

Then touch it with your own hands.

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