Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

Chapter 135 Another thief broke into the house

That night, He Yuzhu went to bed after eating early, and even bolted the door on purpose.

Qin Huairu didn't come over to ask for meat either, she had already made up her mind that she would have a salary in the future, and she no longer had to sell herself for the sake of a bite of meat for her children.

Although she herself enjoyed the betrayal very much.

However, He Yuzhu still woke up in the middle of the night because he heard a slight knock on the door.

It sounded like someone picking the latch with a knife.

Could it be that Qin Huairu is here again?

Why is this girl here again? Didn't she not ask herself in the future?

Women, they are all duplicity animals!

He Yuzhu was contemptuous here, when he heard a click, the door latch was pushed open.

Then there was a slight creak, and the door slowly opened a crack.

Obviously, it was "Qin Huairu" who was holding the door panel carefully, trying not to make too much noise from the door panel.

This bitch, after practicing, she can even open the door so softly.

While He Yuzhu was muttering in his heart, people from outside sneaked in cautiously.

At this time, He Yuzhu's eyes suddenly widened.

It wasn't Qin Huairu who came in!

Even though the face of the person coming could not be seen clearly in the darkness, it was definitely not Qin Huairu just from the figure alone!

Because the person who came in was only 1.2 meters tall, obviously a child!

It's a stick!

This kid actually dares to come to his room!

And it's still late at night!

He Yuzhu smiled instead.

Boy, I've been looking for a chance to deal with you for a long time, but I didn't expect that I would come to your door.

He Yuzhu suppressed a smile, lay there without moving, as if he had really fallen asleep, quietly watching BangGong put his head out for a look.

In the dark, Bang Geng couldn't see anything, but hearing He Yuzhu's even snorting in the room, he took it for granted that He Yuzhu had fallen asleep, so he walked in boldly.

As soon as he came in, He Yuzhu wrinkled his nose immediately.

Because there was a smell of urine and some stink.

What's going on?Did the stick fall into the latrine?

Obviously not, I saw that the stick was holding a bucket in his hand, and it seemed that the stench and urine smell came from this bucket.

This kid has a vicious heart!

He Yuzhu remained calm, lying there silently watching the stick walking towards him step by step.

Bang Geng was very nervous at this moment, he hated He Yuzhu from the bottom of his heart.

From the time he started not feeding himself, I hated him.

Then this guy dug a hole to frame him again, so that he lost ten yuan to him.

What's even more exasperating is that the grandmother who loves me the most has been jailed.

Moreover, this guy always wants to take advantage of his mother.

This idiot is too bad!

Stick has been brewing this plan for many days, and today he finally made up his mind to start implementing it.

This night, he got under the quilt and closed his eyes, trying not to sleep, staying up until midnight.

After hearing that Qin Huairu had fallen asleep, she quietly went out.

When going out, I still haven't forgotten to put the urine bucket on it.

Just urinating was not enough to vent his anger. After the stick came out of the house, he sat on the urine bucket and defecated in it. Then he carefully touched the north room, pushed the latch quietly, and got into He Yuzhu's room. in the room.

Now, standing in front of He Yuzhu's bed, listening to his even snoring, he was both excited and nervous.

The opportunity that I have been looking forward to for a long time is in front of me, this silly Zhu is sleeping soundly, as long as this bucket of good things is poured on it, then silly Zhu will be notorious in this courtyard from now on.

Stick stem excitedly held the urine bucket and slowly lifted it up.

He is a bit short in height, so he has to lift the urine bucket to have enough height to pour the contents of the urine bucket onto He Yuzhu's bed.

But just as he was raising it high and was about to tilt the mouth of the barrel, He Yuzhu, who had been lying there motionless, seemed to be sleeping soundly, suddenly raised his hand and grabbed the barrel rope from his hand.

The stick was frightened and stupid all of a sudden.

He never expected that He Yuzhu was not asleep at all, and at this moment he snatched the urinal from his hand.

Before he could react, He Yuzhu stretched out his other hand, holding the bottom of the bucket.

The mouth of the barrel suddenly tilted!

Immediately!Yellow, white, thin, thick.

It's all pouring out!

All his brains fell on the stick's head and body.

Bang Geng was completely dumbfounded, he never imagined that the things he carefully prepared fell on him.

I didn't feel disgusted to Sha Zhu, but was disgusted by Sha Zhu!

However, this is far from over.

Then, He Yuzhu jumped off the bed and yelled loudly: "Catch the thief! There is a thief!"

thief?

The stick terrified, instinctively wanting to run.

But he was obviously not as fast as He Yuzhu. As soon as he turned around, He Yuzhu grabbed the quilt on the bed and covered his head without thinking.

Then, kicked on the ground.

Then, there was a storm of fists and kicks on his body, legs, and head.

While kicking, He Yuzhu pulled the light in the house, and continued to shout loudly: "Come on! Catch the thief! A thief has broken into my house!"

With this shout, all the people in the yard put on their clothes and ran over.

Those from the front yard, the back yard, and the middle yard all came.

Each of them still held sticks and shovels in their hands. Xu Damao also took a brick and ran the fastest: "Pillar, what's wrong? Where is the thief?"

Yan Jiecheng also liked to join in the fun, and ran over with a stick in his hand: "Silly Zhu, where is the thief? Where did the thief come from, and he dared to come to our yard to steal things, let's break his dog's leg!"

Behind the two of them are their respective family members Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li.

Even Qin Huairu in the west wing was awakened, she quickly turned on the light, put on her clothes and ran out.

She is still very concerned about the affairs of the North House.

All the big guys ran to the north room, and those who couldn't get in surrounded the door.

Yan Jiecheng ran the fastest: "Silly Zhu, where is the thief? Where is the thief?"

Xu Damao, who was following behind him, just opened his mouth when he suddenly smelled a bad smell, and quickly covered his nose: "What is this smell? Silly Zhu, are you dragged into the room?"

The people outside also smelled a bad smell, and they covered their noses one by one.

The three elders also came over, and the elder Yi Zhonghai frowned and asked, "Zhuzi, what's going on, what happened?"

He Yuzhu was wearing only a pair of shorts, standing there shirtless, quickly took a piece of clothing and put it on, and said while putting it on, "My lord, I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly I heard someone pull my door latch, and then a figure right up to my bed."

"Where are people?" Yi Zhonghai asked.

He Yuzhu pointed to the quilt on the ground: "It's inside, he seems to be trying to harm me, so I covered him with the quilt before he could make a move."

Under the quilt?Yan Jiecheng and Xu Damao suddenly got excited, and kicked the person wrapped in the quilt alone.

He kicked and cursed at the same time: "Paralysis, you bastard, you dare to come here to steal things without even looking at the place, aren't you looking for death?"

"That's right, don't talk about it, give him a beating first, then send him to the police station, and send him to prison for a few days before we talk about it."

At this time, someone outside said: "Huh? Look at how small this person is, he seems to be a child!"

Qin Huairu, who was outside the crowd, suddenly felt a thump in her heart. It was only at this moment that she suddenly realized that she seemed to have never seen her son Banggen...

Chapter 136 Why is it a stick?

Qin Huairu's heart skipped a beat, and she quickly turned her head to look around.

There was no sign of the stick, only Xiao Dang was by his side.

He ran back to the house in a hurry, and saw that the quilt of the stick had already collapsed.

broken!

Qin Huairu was dizzy for a while, and almost sat down on the ground.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai said: "Everyone, stop beating, lift the quilt first, and see who this person is."

When the uncle spoke, everyone had no choice but to stop.

Yan Jiecheng lifted the quilt carefully.

As soon as the quilt was lifted, a strong and pungent smell immediately spread, and the smell of urine spread.

"Damn it! What is it, it smells so bad!"

Yan Jiecheng hurriedly held his nose and took a step back.

Xu Damao also took a few steps back.

Everyone outside also covered their noses.

Even the old man took a step back holding his nose, frowned and suppressed his nausea, and said, "What is this? Why is it so stinky?"

At this time, the quilt was lifted, and there was a child lying on the ground. The head and body were all yellow and white, and the clothes were soaked.

But the face is covered with feces, and I can't tell whose child it is.

"My God, this is shit! It's so disgusting!" Xu Damao felt sick and wanted to vomit.

"That's right, where is the shit and urine coming from! Why did you get all over your head and face?" Yu Li outside said disgustedly, holding her nose.

Lou Xiao'e shrank back. Such a smell is not good for the fetus.

"Who the hell is this? There's a piss bucket over there, what is this kid doing running around Shazhu's house with the piss bucket in the middle of the night?" Yan Jiecheng muttered.

Only then did everyone notice that there was a urine bucket carried by a rope falling beside it, but there was nothing in it.

"Let's see, who is this kid? Do you know him?" said the second uncle.

At this time, the third master covered his nose with one hand, and held a small stick in the other hand, and carefully moved up.

He poked the child's face carefully with a small stick, trying to push aside the feces on the child's face.

"Isn't this a stick?!" At this time, the first mother recognized the stick and cried out.

"That's right, it's a stick!" The third master also yelled out: "What's going on? This stick doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, why is he running into the stupid Zhu's house with a bucket of urine? Where's Qin Huairu? Hurry up!" Qin Huairu!"

No need to call, Qin Huairu has already run over.

"Bang Geng!" Qin Huairu couldn't bear it any longer when he saw Bang Giao like this, and sat down on the ground.

The second aunt and the first mother quickly helped her up.

The others started talking in low voices.

"Huh? Why did this stick run into the silly pillar's house in the middle of the night?"

"Cut, do you even need to ask? He must have sought revenge from Shazhu, but he didn't hurt him, and he poured all the feces and urine on himself, and he was beaten up."

"Revenge on Sha Zhu? What happened to Sha Zhu? Did he hit him, or did he sleep with his mother?" This was Yan Xiecheng's gloating voice.

"I don't know if my mother slept or not, but his grandma must have been sent in by Sha Zhu." This was Liu Guangfu's voice.