Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

Qin Huairu was a little apprehensive.

Amidst the chattering, Yi Zhonghai coughed: "Did you just throw away a bowl of braised pork? Silly Zhu."

He Yuzhu knew that this Yi Zhonghai was going to turn a big thing into a small one, so he immediately said, "My lord, why did you say that you just lost a bowl of braised pork? Is a bowl of braised pork nothing to you?"

Yi Zhonghai was taken aback for a moment, thinking that Sha Zhu's tone today was different from usual, and felt a little weird.

"Yeah, uncle, what you said is a bit wrong. It's a bowl of braised pork. Your uncle earns 99 yuan a month. A bowl of braised pork may not mean much to you, but the others in the courtyard may not You can’t eat a meal of braised pork in a month, right?” Xu Damao came out of nowhere and said something.

"That's right, Grandpa, if this bowl of braised pork is given to my family, my dad will let our family eat it for two months." Yu Li, the daughter-in-law of the Yan family, also interjected.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Everyone knows that Yu Li's husband, Yan Bugui, is so picky that he usually spends every penny in half. A few points are very clear.Once this bowl of braised pork is in his hands, it must be divided into several meals, which is accurate for each person, and no one wants to eat more.

Amidst the laughter, He Yuzhu said, "Grandpa, let's not talk about whether this bowl of braised pork is worth anything. The most important thing is that there are thieves in our yard! Shouldn't this be taken seriously?"

Yi Zhonghai didn't say anything, he glanced at him, and said to himself, don't you, silly Zhu, know the best if there are any thieves in our yard?

Are you silly throwing things once or twice?

In the past, you turned a blind eye and took the initiative to send warmth to widows. What happened today?

Yi Zhonghai didn't speak, but the second uncle Liu Haizhong couldn't help it anymore: "That's right, Lao Yi, the point of this matter is not whether the braised pork is worth money, but that there are thieves in our yard! And it must be an insider I think it is necessary for everyone to find out this thief, otherwise we will not become a den of thieves in the future, and who dares to keep their things at home?"

"That's right, we must find this thief! If it doesn't work, report it to the police and let the police investigate!" Liu Haizhong's son, Liu Guangtian, followed up.

"Yes, we must investigate. A bowl of braised pork is a trivial matter, but a thief is a major event. The thief must be caught!" Yan Bugui said.

Everyone quickly formed a consensus that the thief must be found.

Qin Huairu lowered her head even lower, and was about to sneak back into her room quietly.

Jia Zhang didn't care about it, and thought to himself: "Investigate as soon as possible, who is afraid of whom?"Besides, if you cook a big bowl of braised pork and don't feed it to us orphans and widows, won't your conscience hurt?

Yi Zhonghai said in embarrassment: "It's easy for everyone to say, but how do we find out? As the saying goes, if you catch a thief and catch the stolen goods, if you catch the adulterer, you will get the double. The braised pork must have been eaten by the thief. How can we find him?"

Yes, the braised pork must have been eaten by the thief, how do you check him?Even if you find him, there is nothing he can do if he refuses to admit it!

"Then report it to the police and let the police investigate. The police must have a solution!" Xu Damao said.

"Yes, we can't find it. The police will definitely be able to find it. The police found this thief and sent him directly to the police station for imprisonment!" Yan Xiecheng, the eldest son of the Yan family, was also afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

Yi Zhonghai frowned, and couldn't help taking a peek at Qin Huairu who was behind the crowd, and then said, "We are all in the same courtyard, so how about reporting to the police? If you report to the police, it will ruin your life. It’s better to resolve it internally, what do you think, silly Zhu.”

As he spoke, he looked at He Yuzhu again, meaning to let him, the owner, express his opinion.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, He Yuzhu said: "Master, listen to you, it's okay not to report to the police, but you can't take advantage of this thief, he has to pay the price."

As soon as he said this, Yan Pugui became anxious: "You stupid, really stupid, can you find the thief if you don't report it to the police? If you can't find the thief, why do you want him to pay the price?" He kept shaking his head, this stupid column, really stupid.

"That's right, silly Zhu, you still have to report to the police. If you want the thief to lose money, then you have to find the thief. Otherwise, isn't it all nonsense to talk about compensation and price?" Liu Haizhong also shook his head and said .

He Yuzhu smiled: "I can find this thief without reporting to the police, and the evidence is convincing, but you have to talk about it first, if you find this thief, how much will he pay me, and everyone will testify, so as not to Play tricks later."

Seeing that he agreed not to report to the police, the uncle breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly said, "As long as you don't report to the police, I'm the master. As long as you find out who stole it, he will pay you five yuan." Braised pork money! What do you think?"

Chapter 13 I'm a Little Thief

five yuan?

It sounds full of sincerity, a bowl of braised pork is only a catty of meat, and a catty of meat costs [-] cents, and the cost of a bowl of braised pork is only a little over one yuan.It sounds like Shazhu made a lot of money.

But if you think about it carefully, you will find that the five yuan is just a flower in the mirror, a moon in the water, and a cake to satisfy your hunger.

Because you have to find the thief first, who will give you five dollars if you can’t find the thief?

So, the big guys shook their heads for a while after hearing this, thinking that you are not bullying silly Zhuzhu?

He Yuzhu shook his head when he heard this: "No, sir, you can't do this, you get ten yuan!"

ten yuan? !

Everyone hissed and gasped.

My heart said, how dare you speak!Dare to charge ten yuan for a bowl of braised pork!

Ten yuan is enough to buy [-] catties of pork, how many bowls of braised pork can be made!

Yi Zhonghai was also taken aback, and smiled wryly at random: "Silly Zhu, isn't ten yuan too much? How much is a bowl of braised pork worth?"

Jia Zhang who was on the side couldn't help but said: "That's right, silly Zhu, you are either compensating or blackmailing people. Who has heard that a bowl of braised pork has to be paid ten yuan!"

He Yuzhu smiled, turned to look at her and said, "Grandma Jia, I don't like to hear your words. My braised pork is not worth ten yuan, but the ten yuan is the punishment for the thief. If he was asked to pay a dollar for meat money, how can he pray for the police to warn and punish him? If the cost of stealing things is so low, all the big guys will come to steal in the future. Anyway, if they are caught, they will only be compensated according to the price. What do you guys say?"

"That's right, silly Zhu is right, the thief must be punished twice, and he will not dare to steal again." Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, Lou Xiao'e, also came to watch the fun at some point, and couldn't help interjecting.

"That's right, I think ten yuan is still too little, so I have to fine him 20 yuan, so that he won't dare to steal again in his life!"

Amidst the chatter of the big guys, He Yuzhu smiled and asked Jia Zhang again: "By the way, Grandma Jia, I don't understand. Whether I want ten yuan or twenty yuan, it's all about punishing the thief." Yes, what's bothering you, Granny Jia? Could it be that you stole this braised pork?"

Jia Zhang blushed immediately: "Fart! Silly Zhu, what nonsense are you talking about? When did my Jia family steal something? Be careful if you talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth off!"

Everyone in the yard sighed, thinking that your stick is not stealing things often enough?

Qin Huairu hid behind the crowd and didn't speak, looking at this silly Zhu in front of him always felt a little strange.

"Okay, okay, okay, since Shazhu said, if the thief is caught, he will pay Shazhu ten yuan, and if Shazhu doesn't report to the police, do you have any objections?" Yi Zhonghai said loudly.

"No opinion!" Everyone said one after another.

"I don't have an opinion, but I don't have an opinion. I'm afraid that Sha Zhu won't be able to find this meat thief. Isn't ten yuan just for nothing?" Xu Damao mocked.

"That's right, silly Zhu, you should report it to the police, and let the police find it." Yu Li said.

He Yuzhu smiled, and specifically asked Jia and Zhang: "Grandma Jia, do you have any objections?"

Jia Zhang rolled her eyes and said angrily, "What do I have to say? Anyway, I didn't steal it!"

"Okay! As long as you have no objections." He Yuzhu nodded and said.

"Okay, silly Zhu, the matter of ten yuan has been settled, you are not allowed to report to the police again. Now tell me, how do you find this thief?" Yi Zhonghai said.

Yeah, now it's time to talk about how to find this thief.

Everyone looked at He Yuzhu suspiciously.

Amidst the doubts, He Yuzhu said: "Master, when I went out today, I accidentally spilled a scoop of flour on the door. Originally, I wanted to sweep it up, but I was in a hurry to go to work in the factory, so I had to first Stay here and wait until you come back from get off work to scan.”

While talking, he swept his eyes over the faces of the big guys, and finally stopped on the face of Qin Huairu in the outer circle, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that this bad thing turned into a good thing."

Qin Huairu's heart skipped a beat, and her face suddenly turned pale.

But Mrs. Jia Zhang hadn't reacted yet, and said impatiently, "You're talking about a thief, what are you talking about? Could it be that you said that this thief even stole your white noodles?"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but interjected: "Grandma Jia, you are so stupid. The idiot said that the white flour he spilled on the ground left the thief's footprints!"

This sentence reminded everyone, and everyone suddenly realized: "So that's what it means..."

Only then did Jia Zhang come back to his senses, and his face immediately turned pale.

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "That's right, what Lou Xiao'e said was right. The thief was only thinking about stealing braised pork, and didn't even notice the white flour on the ground, so his footprints have already been left."

As he said that, he stepped aside and said to Yi Zhonghai: "First uncle, second uncle, third uncle, you three uncles are highly respected, come and have a look first."

Without his calling, the three uncles immediately surrounded him.

Especially the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, even rushed ahead of Yi Zhonghai, ran to the door and stuck a chubby face in, took a look and shouted: "It's a thief!"

thief?

Before everyone realized what this little thief meant, the third master yelled, "That's right! It must be a little thief! Look at the little footprints, it must be a kid!"

Immediately, all the people in the compound understood, and turned their faces away with a huff, looking at Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu in unison.

Because, there are only three children in this yard, and they all belong to their family.

Stick stem, Xiaodang, and Sophora japonica.

Sophora japonica is definitely impossible, she can't even get off the ground for a nursing doll, how can she steal it?

Xiaodang is also impossible, it must be a stick, this kid has always liked to steal chickens and dogs, and often went to Sha Zhu's house to steal food.

Shazhu's stewed braised pork was so delicious today, this kid must be too greedy, so he picked Shazhu's lock.

"It must be a stick, look at these two footprints!" Xu Damao, who was eager to watch the excitement, came up to take a look, and exclaimed.

"You fart!" Jia Zhang became anxious immediately, pulling her neck and blushing, she quarreled: "You, Xu Damao, are jealous that my family has children, so you put the shit bowl on my head. My family is not a thief. He never steals!"

This sentence immediately annoyed both Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe.

Everyone knows that they have been married for several years, but they have never had children.

Lou Xiaoe immediately became unhappy, and blushed and said, "Do we need to put a shit bowl on your head? Your sticks don't steal anything? Then who stole that basket of sweet potatoes from my house last month? "

Chapter 14 Lose Money

Xu Damao also said: "That's right, old lady, don't forget, last month your sticks stole my sweet potatoes, and it was Shazhu who paid me five yuan for you."

Everyone burst out laughing, this incident is still fresh in everyone's memory, just last month, Xu Damao's sweet potatoes were stolen outside.At that time, Xu Damao thought that Sha Zhu had stolen the sweet potatoes, so he made a big fuss about asking the old man to preside over the meeting of the whole hospital, and forced Sha Zhu to pay him five yuan.

As a result, it was finally discovered that the sweet potato was not stolen by Sha Zhu, but Sha Zhu took the blame for the stick.

Unexpectedly, it has only been less than a month, and now Banggen has actually stolen Shazhu's braised pork.

However, what makes everyone a little strange is that last time, in order to please Qin Huairu, Banggen was willing to put a shit bowl on his head and take the blame for Banggen.But now, for a bowl of braised pork, he had to bite out the stick.

Isn't he afraid of embarrassing Qin Huairu?

Everyone glanced at Qin Huairu unconsciously, and saw that Qin Huairu's face turned blue and white, and his face was extremely embarrassed.

And Mrs. Jia Zhang was still messing around there: "You fart, who stole your chicken, it was silly Zhu who stole it! My sticks don't know how to steal at all, and this time the braised pork is not him!"

When there was a lot of quarrel here, I suddenly heard a crisp voice: "Mom, why is grandma arguing with someone?"

As soon as I turned my head, I saw two children standing there, a little boy and a little girl.

The little boy was seven or eight years old, and the little girl was only three or four years old. At this moment, the little girl looked up at Qin Huairu with a confused expression, while the little boy looked a little flustered.

It's Stick and Xiaodang who are back!

The big guy immediately huffed and surrounded the sticks in the middle.

"Banggen, tell me, did you steal the braised pork from Shazhu's house?" Xu Damao asked impatiently.

"Yes, Banggan, tell me quickly, did you steal the braised pork from Shazhu's house?" Yan Jiecheng asked, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

He Yuzhu: ...

Are you two funny people invited by monkeys?

Have you ever interrogated suspects like this?

Jia Zhang was in a hurry, came over and pushed Yan Jiecheng away, and pulled the stick behind him.

"Xu Damao! I told you it wasn't my stick that stole it, so don't scare the kids here!"

"He said he didn't steal it, look at his shoes!" Yan Jiecheng pointed, and everyone followed his finger, staring at Banggen's feet.

Bang Geng was taken aback, and quickly looked down, only to see a circle of white powder around his shoes, which looked like flour.

"Don't accuse good people. I spilled flour on the ground today, and the stick stepped on it by accident. It has nothing to do with Shazhu's family! My stick is still young, so don't scare him!" Jia Zhang argued.

"Let me ask the stick." Yi Zhonghai stepped forward, squatted in front of the stick, and asked kindly: "Bang, tell the uncle, are you the one who stole the braised pork from Sha Zhu's house?"

Sticky eyes flickered, looked up at Jia Zhang, and said, "What braised pork? My family hasn't eaten meat for several months."

"Did you hear that? Did you hear that! My Banggen has never seen any braised pork, so stop slandering him!" Mrs. Jia Zhang's back stiffened all of a sudden, and she loudly yelled confidently.

Yi Zhonghai turned his face to look at He Yuzhu, with a perplexed expression on his face.

That meaning seemed to say: Silly Zhu, look, your evidence is not too strong, and no one will admit it.

Everyone cried out, thinking that this evidence is not hard?Just take sides!

He Yuzhu had expected this scene a long time ago, he smiled lightly, just glanced at the stick, then walked up to Xiao Dang, and said with a smile: "Xiao Dang, tell Uncle He, is Uncle He's stewed braised pork delicious? "

Xiao Dang has a very close relationship with Shazhu on weekdays, and Shazhu often feeds her delicious food, so when he heard his question, he replied without thinking, "It's delicious! Uncle He's stewed braised pork is so good. After eating, Xiaodang ate several yuan, and my brother's trouser pockets were all stretched."

He Yuzhu nodded, then turned to look at Yi Zhonghai: "Master, what else do you need to say this time?"

What else can I say, Xiao Dang said everything too clearly.