Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

She came so early, and even surprised He Yuzhu in his sleep.

"Silly Zhu, I've made up my mind. Don't let my mother-in-law come back. Let her stay here for a while longer."

Qin Huairu spoke condescendingly to He Yuzhu panting.

He Yuzhu was taken aback, and looked at Qin Huairu in surprise: "What's going on? Didn't you beg me to let her out in the evening? Why did you change your mind so quickly?"

Qin Huairu thought to herself: If I don't change my mind, what will I do if I don't have food in the future?

But she said: "It's nothing, I just think that she has suffered a lifetime of hardships, and if she comes back, she still has to worry about us as a family. It's better not to worry about anything, and not worry about eating and drinking."

He Yuzhu almost burst out laughing.

This woman, who was obviously afraid that her mother-in-law's return would delay her good deeds, was able to speak so high-soundingly, as if she was still thinking of Jia Zhang.

But she didn't know that she had no intention of interceding for Jia Zhang.

That dead old woman, the old white-eyed wolf, I wanted to get rid of her a long time ago, how could I let her go?

There was another little white-eyed wolf, that Jia Jiong, who was so peaceful during this time that I almost forgot about him.

"Okay, I'll listen to you, as long as you're happy." He Yuzhu was happy to be a favor.

This favor made Qin Huairu very happy, and this joy made him work extra hard, which made He Yuzhu sigh: "No wonder everyone wants to be a Cao thief, it is comfortable to be a Cao thief!"

After the incident, Qin Huairu obediently took out He Yuzhu's cigarettes from under the pillow at the head of the bed, took out one and put it in his mouth, then lit a match for him.

He Yuzhu has always had the pleasure of smoking afterwards, but this is the first time Qin Huairu has offered to help him order.

"Zhuzi, my sister asked you something." Qin Huairu opened his mouth carefully.

"Oh, what's the matter?" He Yuzhu was a little surprised, Qin Huairu dared to say something, no wonder today was a little abnormal.

"That's... Lou Xiao'e asked you to help, are you going to help her?" Qin Huairu asked tentatively.

He Yuzhu didn't even think about it, so he replied casually: "I didn't want to help her, after all, we live in the same yard, if Xu Damao found out, I thought I wanted to green him, didn't I?"

Qin Huairu thought to herself: Aren't you a green man?Do you think that helping someone's wife give birth to a child is really helping?

He Yuzhu went on to say: "But I'm soft-hearted. I can't bear to refuse Lou Xiao'e's constant begging, can I?"

Qin Huairu thought to herself: A man's mouth is a deceitful ghost!You're probably going to faint from joy, right?Still can't bear to refuse?

"Hey!" He Yuzhu sighed and said, "I can't help it. I thought about it. If it's just Lou Xiao'e who begs me, I absolutely can't agree. But if Xu Damao also comes to beg me, then I will reluctantly help. Help others. Who told everyone to be neighbors in the same courtyard, right? Qin Huairu."

Qin Huairu thought to herself: Isn't what you said really shameless?

Dare you want to sleep with someone else's wife, but someone else's man will come and humbly beg you?

Thinking in my heart, I couldn't help twisting He Yuzhu's body with my hands: "You have no conscience, you just wanted to sleep with another woman right after you got off me?"

He Yuzhu was taken aback: "Why sleep with another woman? When am I going to sleep with someone else?"

Qin Huairu was in a hurry, and got up abruptly: "Do you want to admit it so soon? You said just now that you want to help Lou Xiao'e have a baby."

He Yuzhu looked confused: "What are you thinking about? Why do you have children or not? I'm talking about helping Lou Xiao'e to see a doctor."

Qin Huairu's eyes widened in surprise: "Didn't you say that Lou Xiao'e asked you to help her have a baby..."

He Yuzhu interrupted her: "She asked me to check it for her. What are you thinking? I was wondering, why am I such a noble person, how can I be so low-level and vulgar in your eyes?"

"Besides, I live in the same courtyard as Xu Damao, and we still work in the same factory. Xu Damao is one year older than me, so I still have to call Lou Xiao'e my sister-in-law. Tell me, can I do that to my sister-in-law?"

What He Yuzhu said was righteous and strict, and Qin Huairu was speechless.

My heart said: Then why are you able to do this to me?

Dare I not sister-in-law?

But she also breathed a sigh of relief, as long as she didn't help Lou Xiao'e give birth.

After getting rid of Lou Xiao'e, the enemy, Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru, two girl movies, she still doesn't pay much attention to.

She knows Shazhu too well, he prefers more mature women, those two girls don't know anything about movies, so they can't pose any threat at all.

Qin Huairu, who got rid of his heart disease, breathed a sigh of relief, put on his clothes and got out of bed.

He Yuzhu lay there without moving: "There is half a marinated pig's head on the table, take it back and give it to Xiao Dang to eat, without that old woman, you can eat whatever you want."

Qin Huairu felt very happy in his heart, it would be great without that old godly woman, and he would no longer have to hide from eating meat.

After all, Shazhu still feels sorry for himself, knowing that he has exhausted his energy, so he gave so much meat to make up for himself.

However, Qin Huairu was a little strange. Didn't Jia Zhang and the comrades from the street all come in to search during the day, and they didn't find any meat in the house?

Where did this pig's head come from again?

But she didn't bother to think about this question, anyway, it was good to have meat to eat.

"Silly Zhu, you're so kind." Qin Huairu happily kissed He Yuzhu's cheek, and happily slipped out of the north room with a plate containing pig's head.

Without Jia Zhang's supervision, Qin Huairu felt extraordinarily relaxed, as if she was flying.

But as soon as she entered the door, she was stunned.

Qin Jingru didn't know when she woke up, she was sitting under the quilt staring at herself with two eyes.

"Sister, where did you go in the middle of the night?" Qin Jingru asked.

Qin Huairu was taken aback, feeling that the clothes on her back were about to be soaked with sweat, and hurriedly said: "My stomach hurts, I have diarrhea..."

Before he finished speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing.

How do you explain your diarrhea with a pig's head in your hand?

Did you pick up a pig's head in a public toilet?

Or did you go to Sha Zhu's house?

Qin Jingru also keenly caught the slang in her words, frowned and asked: "Diarrhea? Then where did you come from?"

Qin Huai is sweaty.

The brain spins rapidly.

"Talking about this pig's head, I met Sha Zhu when I came back just now, and he gave it to me."

Qin Jingru was immediately happy: "Brother Shazhu gave it to you? I knew Brother Shazhu was the best, and he would give us delicious food every now and then, but your mother-in-law is really heartless, and she still wants to report Brother Shazhu. Now she He deserves to be in jail!"

Qin Huairu: ...

Chapter 85

Early the next morning, when Banggan opened his eyes, he saw the large plate of braised pork head meat on the table.

Stick jumped down without any clothes on, grabbed a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. While eating, he said, "Mom, where did this meat come from? Did grandma buy it for us? Grandma is so kind, she treated us well." Really dear."

Last night, Qin Huairu fooled Stickong by saying that Jia Zhang was going to earn money for them to buy meat.

Qin Huairu: ...

Qin Jingru couldn't help it anymore, curled her lips and said, "It's your grandma who buys meat for you? It's good if she has something to eat herself."

Qin Huairu: "Cough, Jingru."

Qin Jingru rolled her eyes and muttered: "I'm telling the truth, just his grandma, who is lazy and greedy, doesn't want to do any work, and only eats rice all day, she is the only one who can earn money for her." Her grandson buys meat to eat? Go ahead and dream!"

After hearing her talking about her grandma, Bang Gon was unhappy: "You mustn't talk about my grandma. This is our home, not yours. You are the one who eats for nothing."

Qin Jingru's eyes widened immediately, and he wanted to spank his ass when he raised his hand: "Little kid, who do you think eats for nothing? After I came to your house, which one of the hard work in your house was not done by me? Cutting wood and lighting the fire, Kneading noodles and steaming buns, tell me, what else would your grandma do besides just sit there and put on a shoe sole?"

As he said that, he simply took the pig's head meat away from the stick: "Don't eat this meat either. This is the meat given by brother Sha Zhu. Aren't you at odds with Sha Zhu? Don't eat Sha Zhu The meat I gave you!"

Stick standing there, huffing and wheezing for a long time, Qin Huairu just came back from the outside, seeing him standing on the ground without clothes, hurriedly picked up the broom and beat him: "What are you doing standing on the ground without clothes? Aren't you afraid of catching a cold?"

Stick hurriedly covered his butt with his hands and fled to the bed, but his eyes kept rolling around, not knowing what he was thinking.

When eating, he no longer had the invincible glory of seeing meat in the past, his eyes always looked at Qin Huairu's face, and he didn't finish the meal after eating for a long time.

Qin Huairu felt a little strange, so she asked him: "Banggan, why don't you eat well, why do you always watch me? What time is it if you don't look at it, aren't you afraid of being late for school?"

Bang Geng stared at her with both eyes: "Mom, is this plate of pork head meat really given by Sha Zhu?"

Qin Huairu was taken aback, and instinctively turned to look at Qin Jingru.

Qin Jingru said: "What do you want me to do? Brother Silly Zhu gave it to me, or he thought it fell from the sky."

Qin Huairu had no choice but to nod: "Yes, your aunt is right, it was given by your silly uncle."

Stick still stared at her face: "Didn't he say that he would never give meat to our family again? Why did he give it today? When did he give it, why don't I know?"

Qin Huairu was at a loss for words when asked, and said falteringly: "You silly uncle thinks that our family is pitiful, we don't have much to eat, and you haven't eaten meat for a few days, that's why you gave it to us, early this morning, what's the matter?"

Sticking his eyes on her, he asked again, "Mom, where did my grandma go?"

"Your grandma, went out to earn money to buy meat for you, what's the matter?" Qin Huairu felt guilty when she said this.

Stick stared into her eyes, that look did not look like a six or seven-year-old child at all: "You are lying!"

Qin Huairu's heart skipped a beat: "What did I lie about?"

Stick stem: "My grandma didn't go out to earn money, but was arrested by the police. Xiao Dang told me."

Qin Huairu turned his face and glanced at Xiaodang.

Xiao Beang hurriedly lowered his head guilty.

"Xiao Dang also said that grandma was arrested because of Sha Zhu." Bang Geng said again.

Qin Huairu: ...

This little guy usually doesn't have much to say, why did he talk so fast this time?

Qin Jingru couldn't bear it anymore: "Banggan, don't listen to Xiaodang's nonsense, your grandma is doing it on her own! Who told her to harm others, but she didn't harm others and put herself in prison. Who is to blame?"

Yes, you hurt yourself, who is to blame?

Qin Huairu thought so, but didn't speak.

Stick glared at Qin Jingru viciously, and then said to Qin Huairu angrily: "I don't care, anyway, it was this idiot who killed my grandma! This idiot is so bad, I don't allow you to want anything from him!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the plate containing the pig's head meat: "You are not allowed to eat his meat either!"

He fell to the ground with a slap, picked up his schoolbag, and strode out without looking back.

Behind him, Xiao Dang opened his mouth and cried out with a wow.

Qin Jingru became angry, grabbed the broom and chased after him: "Little kid, you've turned against you!"

Qin Huairu was dumbfounded, and stood there for a long time without recovering.

The good mood I had just last night disappeared in an instant.

In the yard, He Yuzhu had finished his breakfast and was about to go to work. When he walked to the front yard, he saw the Third Master Yan Bugui happily polishing his newly bought bicycle.

"Hey, third master, all right, have you bought a bicycle? This is the first bicycle in our yard!" He Yuzhu stopped and greeted, and also satisfied the vanity of this petty citizen.

Sure enough, Yan Bugui became excited all of a sudden: "Isn't it? I just bought it yesterday, and it cost me more than a year's savings. Silly Zhu, you are the richest in our courtyard. What's wrong? Buy one too?"

He Yuzhu smiled and shook his head: "I'd better forget about it? This bicycle is not something that ordinary people can ride. It must be ridden by a person of high morals like you, Third Master, and then it is worthy of it!"

Yan Bugui laughed: "Silly Zhu, are you hurting me? But I love to hear it."

While talking, the eldest daughter-in-law Yu Li came over: "Dad, can I discuss something with you?"

In front of He Yuzhu, Yan Bugui smiled and said, "Is there anything my family can do? Just say what you want and it will be fine."

When Yu Li heard this tone, she immediately said happily: "Dad, my second aunt in Tianjin is coming to see me today. I want to ride your bicycle to the station to pick her up. Is it okay?"

Yan Bugui was stunned for a moment, and immediately resumed his first post, Yu Dai, Dai Group 9;8"0? 2ュ[email protected]?5♀6 with a smile: "Boss daughter-in-law, your second aunt came all the way from Tianjin It's a good thing to come to our house, how can I ride a bicycle?The back seat of the bicycle is too tight. Isn't there a taxi at the station?It's not easy for your mother to come all the way. You take her in a taxi, which is comfortable. "

Upon hearing this, Yu Li stomped her feet, rolled her eyes and left.

He Yuzhu snickered, and was about to leave when he saw Bang Geng running out of the yard angrily.

Qin Jingru came out behind with a broom.

Running in front of He Yuzhu, Bang Geng stopped and looked at him angrily.

"Silly Zhu, you hurt my grandma and want to sleep with my mother, I won't agree! Just wait and see!"

After speaking, he ran away angrily.

He Yuzhu turned his head to look, Yan Bugui quickly turned his face away.

Qin Jingru was also taken aback, and couldn't help turning her head to look at the middle courtyard.