Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

What's funny is that Director Li is obsessed with ghosts, and he actually plays hooligans in broad daylight, using Liu Lan's mentality of wanting to become a regular to force him to submit.

What's even more ridiculous is that after being discovered, he actually bit back and turned the shit pot upside down on the stupid stigma.

But unfortunately, because of the appearance of this black box, all his efforts were in vain.

"That's right, darling, I'll guarantee you to become a full-time employee, and I'll guarantee that you will be popular and hot..." Director Li in the black box was still talking there

"What are you doing?!" Another voice rang out, and everyone immediately knew it was He Yuzhu's voice.

"Isn't this Director Li? You, how can you force Liu Lan to do such a thing? This is a cafeteria, aren't you afraid that others will see it?"

"Silly Zhu, stop, stop calling!"

"Director Li, what are you doing? Put away your stinky money! Liu Lan is an employee of our cafeteria. Although she is a temporary worker, she is also our class sister. It is impossible for me to just sit and watch being bullied by you." Yes, don't try to buy me with your filthy money."

"Liu Lan, don't be afraid, come here, I will protect you!"

The sound of the tape recorder was still going on, but Director Li couldn't bear it anymore, his body softened, and he fell to the ground with a plop.

He knew that he was completely finished.

Chapter 53 God-level Skills

As soon as the evidence in He Yuzhu's hand appeared, Director Li was thrown into the hell of eternal death/Fa, Yu Da, Da group 9;8"0? 2ュ[email protected]?5♀6, and he suddenly collapsed On the ground, the people around are full of ridicule and ridicule.

Director Yang waved his hand: "The facts are already clear. Comrades from the security department, send him directly to the police station. Comrades from the Public Security Bureau should deal with this kind of daring hooligan who still wants to beat him up."

So, the comrades from the security department swarmed up, picked up Director Li who was on the ground, and sent him directly to the nearby police station.

Then, Director Yang walked up to Liu Lan who was still crying there, bowed and said: "Comrade Liu Lan, don't be sad, I, Yang, bear important responsibility for such a thing, and it is my usual responsibility to the leader." The quality inspection of cadres is not in place, so that such people are mixed in our leadership positions. On behalf of the factory leaders, I would like to express my deep condolences to you.”

"In addition, we already know the conditions of your family. In order to solve your family's difficulties, I decided to break the rules and make you a regular worker. From now on, you will be a regular worker in our rolling mill!"

Director Yang's words caused thunderous applause at the scene, and Liu Lan was so excited that tears filled her eyes, and she almost knelt down to Director Yang.

This kind of factory manager is sincerely thinking about the workers, dealing with problems in a timely manner, even if the leaders make mistakes, they will never cover up.

Next, Director Yang said loudly: "In view of the fact that Comrade He Yuzhu was able to act bravely this time, he bravely stopped some people's criminal behavior and protected our class sisters from harm. Praise, and increase the reward of one level of salary!"

There was thunderous applause again, mistakes must be made, merits must be rewarded, this is what a qualified leader should do.

"Okay, let's stop this matter here, everyone, don't be affected by this matter, continue to work hard, and learn from Comrade He Yuzhu in the future, use it to fight against bad people and bad things, and protect our class brothers and sisters! "

Director Yang's last summary brought the matter to a successful conclusion, and the workers dispersed in satisfaction, discussing this absurd matter with each other as they walked.

He Yuzhu was also about to go back, but Director Yang called him back: "Xiao He, wait a moment."

Then he walked up to him, looked at the tape recorder in his hand and asked with a smile, "Your leader gave you this tape recorder, right?"

He Yuzhu smiled: "Director Yang, I can't hide anything from you."

Director Yang said: "This item was given to the leader by an international friend. It is very precious. He can give this item to you, which shows that he values ​​you very much. You should cherish it and don't use him to do bad things. "

He Yuzhu understood that Director Yang had guessed something, but he didn't say anything.

He smiled and said, "Factory manager, don't worry, I'm a law-abiding employee, I will only do what is right, I will never do anything illegal, and I won't embarrass our rolling mill."

Director Yang nodded: "I believe in you."

After sending off Director Yang, and returning to the cafeteria, Ma Hua hurried over: "Master, this Director Li is so daring, he actually did such a thing in the factory in broad daylight, fortunately I met you , Otherwise Liu Lan might be bullied by him. But this is good, he will definitely go to jail, let’s see how he fights against you in the future! Hmph, I think it’s funny when I think of what happened last time, he and Wang Ming I wanted to find fault with you, but you were fine, but the two of them went to jail one by one."

He Yuzhu waved his hand: "Okay, don't talk about this matter in the future, especially in front of Liu Lan, you have to pay attention to the impact on her."

Ma Hua nodded: "Understood, master, you are really a good person, you always think of our subordinates."

Ma Hua went to work, and after a while, Liu Lan quietly came to him, and knelt down for him without saying a word.

"Director He, thanks to you today! If it weren't for you, me, and our family, it would be over!"

He Yuzhu quickly helped her up: "Liu Lan, what are you doing? You followed me, He Yuzhu, can I watch others bully you? It's also my fault. I didn't know about your situation before, so why don't you help me? If you solve the problem of becoming a regular, there will be no more today."

Liu Lan blushed and said gratefully and ashamedly: "Director He, you treated me like this, but I was still hesitating to testify just now. I'm really sorry for you."

He Yuzhu said tolerantly: "I can't blame you for this, I know your situation, it's because this surnamed Li is too bastard, but now it's all right, your problem has been solved, and that surnamed Li has also been punished as he should. In the future, you don't have to worry about being harassed by him for revenge. "

Liu Lan said gratefully: "It's all thanks to you, Director He. In this life, I will definitely repay Director He for your kindness."

After dismissing Liu Lan, He Yuzhu sat there, feeling guilty in his heart: In fact, today's incident was planned by himself, because he knew that Director Li had thoughts about Liu Lan, so he took advantage of this and intentionally Arranged today's improved meals, and then added some ingredients to Director Li's meal.

The development of the matter was just as he had arranged. Director Li, who had a drug attack, was unable to control Liu Lan when he saw Liu Lan, and his mind was impulsive for a while.

And I took the tape recorder to leave evidence of the crime, and then stepped forward to do justice, everything went smoothly.

Now, Director Li is in prison, but he himself has become a hero who has done what is right, praised by the factory and appreciated by Liu Lan. The plan is perfect!

Although a bit wicked, who let this old boy have his own thoughts about Liu Lan?

As the saying goes, don't flies bite seamless eggs.

Bah, bah, bah, you're the fly!

While He Yuzhu was having fun here, the system sounded again.

"Ding! I found that there is one chance to sign in today. Would you like to sign in now?"

Sign in now!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, sign in and get rewarded with god-level Chinese and Western medicine skills!"

He Yuzhu frowned: "System, are you kidding me? I'm a cook, why are you rewarding me with Chinese and Western medicine skills? Do you want me to switch to medicine?"

Seeing that there is already a god-level Chinese and Western medicine skill in my skill column, I wonder what kind of skill is this, and what is the use of it?

At this time, you will see a long line of small-character comments that automatically jump out below.

"God-level Chinese and Western medicine skills, pay attention to the combination of Chinese and Western medicine, not only can be based on the five elements of yin and yang, Qi, shape, and spirit are integrated, and use the method of "seeing, hearing, and asking" to explore the cause, nature, and location of the disease, and analyze the pathogenesis and the human body. Changes in internal organs, meridian joints, qi, blood and body fluids, with traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture, massage, massage, cupping, qigong, diet and other means, so that the human body can achieve the harmony of yin and yang and restore the first hair. ?9ュ[email protected]?8♀0.Moreover, diagnosis and treatment, surgery, and even drug synthesis can be carried out with the diagnosis and treatment methods of western medicine. "

This means that in the future, I will not only be able to cook, but also take pulse, listen to the heart, acupuncture, massage, cupping, diet therapy, and even qigong?

By the way, can this massage and massage be used to promote lactation?

Chapter 54

Throughout the afternoon, He Yuzhu was experimenting with the god-level full-tech skills of Chinese medicine he had just obtained, and soon he discovered that this thing is very powerful.

Among other things, now he can judge a person's health status, find out his cause of disease, and have his own method to help him treat it just by observing his appearance, expression, and mental state.

For example, Master Yang in the back kitchen has a bad waist because he has been overworked for many years. As long as he uses walnut kernels, goji berries, privet privet seeds, fried red dates, and lotus seeds every day, with low-alcohol white wine, he will continue to take it. Symptoms can be alleviated, and even recover slowly.

For another example, He Xiaohong, a female worker in the third workshop, has dysmenorrhea. As long as she rubs her lower abdomen continuously from top to bottom, the symptoms can be relieved.

Of course, he just experimented and observed, and didn't try to help others treat.

After all, I am just a cook. If you say that you can cure other people's diseases, the easy-going ones will treat you as crazy, just smile and let it go.But if you are not easy to speak, you will be taken to the security department as a hooligan.

He didn't want to be a hero who caught a gangster for a while, and then became a gangster himself.

However, he still looked for a way to promote lactation in his mind, and found that he could really help breastfeeding women clear their breasts through massage.

Now, isn't it a great opportunity tonight?It happened to be possible to test it on Qin Huairu, and then we would know whether this skill really works.

Thinking that Qin Huairu should come to his door at night, He Yuzhu smiled.

When he returned to the yard after get off work, he took out an elbow and stewed the elbow in the pot, and the fragrance immediately permeated the yard.

The people in the yard began to wrinkle their noses as usual, enjoying the aroma that He Yuzhu shared with them.

"Daughter-in-law, this guy Sha Zhu is cooking meat again. He doesn't know where he got so much meat and eats meat all day long!" Yan Jiecheng in the front yard said sourly while sniffing the smell of meat greedily.

Yu Li curled her lips: "That's their ability! You think they are like the men of your old Yan family. They have no fart skills, and they know how to calculate through the teeth of their own family members all day long. You can figure it out if you calculate it. Gold, or can you calculate silver?"

Yan Jiecheng said angrily, "That's my father's scheme, not mine."

Yu Li snorted: "You don't mean it, you have no ability! Huh! You look stupid, let your sister eat meat every day, eat meat every day! Who is like you, let your daughter-in-law eat pickles every day? You have to count the roots to eat."

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In the backyard, Liu Guangfu, the eldest son of the second uncle Liu Haizhong's family, muttered: "Mom, you see that Shazhu's family has stewed meat again. When can our family stew meat again? You are a seventh-level blacksmith, and your monthly salary is less than 80 yuan. It’s more than [-] yuan, which is higher than Shazhu’s salary, so why is he not as good as others’ Shazhu?”

"That's right, Dad, thanks to the fact that you are also an old worker in the rolling mill, you look at people who are stupid and eat meat every day, and look at our house, you can't eat a meal of meat in a month. And if you have meat, you will eat it alone. We only have to watch." The second boy Liu Guangtian also muttered.

Liu Haizhong glared: "Hello, Sha Zhu's family, you go to Sha Zhu's family to be your son! Did I beg you?"

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian looked at me and I looked at you: "Mom, do you think my dad said this is human? Why do I go to Shazhu's family to be a son? Can we still choose?"

The second aunt hurriedly smoothed things over: "Stop arguing there, you two, just be content, at least you still stutter with your father. If you entrust your birth to Qin Huairu's house, you two will starve to death!"

Liu Haizhong snorted: "What do you two brats know? Although my salary is not as high as mine, but he is the director of the cafeteria, and he is in charge of the purchase and personnel affairs of the cafeteria. Isn't it easy to want to eat meat? "

Liu Guangfu said in surprise: "Dad, what do you mean, the meat that Sha Zhu ate was not bought by him himself, but brought back from the cafeteria?"

Liu Haizhong hurriedly booed: "Shh, you two bastards, don't talk nonsense, just keep your mouths shut. If you say this, you will be in big trouble."

Liu Guangtian said unconvinced: "What are you afraid of? He is not afraid of stealing the public's flesh as an idiot, should we talk about it? Even if it spreads, he will be arrested, not us."

Liu Haizhong said disdainfully: "Hmph, what do you know? You're still young! Do you know? Now Shazhu is a celebrity in front of Director Yang. The big leaders in the department like him, and the factory also follows him. The factory manager must have pampered him and protected him, otherwise he can be the director of the cafeteria as a cook, and how many levels will his salary go up?"

Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian, and his mother were all surprised: "Shazhu is so powerful? Why didn't I see it before?"

With a mouthful of scrambled eggs in his bangs, he said in a teaching tone: "There are still a lot of you who haven't seen it, so learn to be smart in the future, and don't get in trouble with silly Zhu. This kid has a bright future. In the future, we must ask others to help you." work."

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In the middle courtyard, the first mother quietly said to the elder Yi Zhonghai: "Old Yi, have you noticed that these days Zhuzi eats meat every day, eats meat every day, where do you think he got so much meat?"

Yi Zhonghai said with a serious expression: "I've discovered it a long time ago, and I've been looking for an opportunity to talk about him. This kid has been getting a little bloated recently. If he does something illegal and disciplined, it will be over."

With that said, he opened the door curtain and went out.

"Pillar, are you eating meat again?"

He Yuzhu, who was stewing meat, heard the voice and turned his head to take a look: "Hey, uncle, are you not going to work today?"

The uncle walked in with a big tea mug: "Zhuzi, there are some things I wanted to tell you a long time ago."

He Yuzhu wiped his hands: "Grandpa, talk to me if you have something to do."

"Zhuzi, I know you have been doing well recently. You can be said to be proud of being the director of the cafeteria and having been promoted several levels of salary. But the more proud you are, the more you must pay attention to yourself. Don't make mistakes, because there are many People are staring at you, if you are being watched by others, then you will be in danger." The old man said seriously.

As soon as He Yuzhu heard it, he understood the meaning of the old man's words. It was because he ate meat every day, and the big guy became suspicious.

So he smiled and said: "Master, thank you for reminding me, I know you are doing it for my own good, and I want you to rest assured that I bought this meat myself. Although I, He Yuzhu, don't read much, I still understand the truth. I will never take a green vegetable from the public house."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a crisp voice from outside: "I believe what brother Zhuzi said, he is not the kind of person who pretends to be a public servant for personal gain."

The uncle was taken aback for a moment, and when he turned his head, he saw a youthful and beautiful figure standing behind him.

Chapter 55

The uncle was stunned for a moment, and then he recognized the girl standing there as the sister of Yu Li, the daughter-in-law of the third uncle Yan Pugui in the front yard, and Yu Haitang, an announcer in the factory's broadcasting room.

He was a little confused, Yu Haitang came to this courtyard, instead of going to Lao Yan's house in the front yard to find her sister Yu Li, what was she doing in this courtyard?

Also, why did she say that she was Brother Zhuzi?

When did silly Zhu become her brother Zhuzi?

This Yu Haitang is usually arrogant like a princess in the factory, and ordinary people don't talk to each other, so why is she so intimate with this silly Zhu?

"Hey, isn't this Yu the announcer? Did you come to see your sister?" Yi Zhonghai asked with a kind smile.

Who would have thought that Yu Haitang smiled slightly and said, "Master Yu, I'm not here to see my sister today, I'm here to see my brother Zhuzi."

As he said that, he stretched forward the right hand that had been behind his back all the time: "Brother Zhuzi, you said in the morning that you don't like drinking jasmine tea. I went to change a pack of Maojian today. They all said that the fragrance of this tea is different from that of jasmine, no I know if you like it or not, if you don't like it, I'll change it."

Yi Zhonghai was completely dumbfounded.

What's all this about?

Yu Haitang actually came all the way here to deliver tea to Sha Zhu?

And according to what she said, she had already delivered it once when she was in the factory during the day, and it seemed that because Sha Zhu was not satisfied, it was specially changed and sent again.

Well, when did Sha Zhu become so fragrant?How could a "princess" like Yu Haitang be so close?

The uncle was in a daze, and He Yuzhu was also a little dazed.

This girl, she just said something perfunctory, why did she take it seriously, and really went to change the tea?

I don't like jasmine, but I don't want to drink your tea, okay?

In desperation, He Yuzhu could only smile, and took the bag of Maojian tea: "Okay, there is no need to change it, I like it."