Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

"Okay, Zhuzi, let's forget about today, tomorrow..." Qin Huairu had nothing to say, it seemed that today was hopeless, and he could only count on tomorrow.

But before she finished speaking, He Yuzhu cut off all her thoughts.

"Also, Sister Qin, I have something to tell you." He Yuzhu said.

"What?" Qin Huairu looked at He Yuzhu suspiciously, not knowing what he was going to say to her.

"Sister Qin, I've wanted to tell you something for a long time, but I haven't been able to find a suitable opportunity." He Yuzhu sat up, looked at Qin Huairu with both eyes and said.

When Qin Huairu heard this, she instinctively thought of one thing.

This idiot, isn't he trying to confess his love to me?

Qin Huairu is not a fool, she has long known that He Yuzhu likes her, and she also knows her own advantages, although she is a widow and has three children, but she is beautiful and has a good figure, and often uses her body on purpose Two rubs on the body, these are extremely lethal to the little virgin silly Zhu who has never tasted women.

Otherwise, he would be willing to bring lunch boxes to his children every day, and subsidize all the salary he can't spend?

Could it be that this idiot wants to confess his love to himself today and marry him?

Thinking of this, a faint blush immediately appeared on Qin Huairu's face.

"What's the matter? Zhuzi, what do you want to say to me? If you have anything to say, just say it." Qin Huairu said.

Unexpectedly, He Yuzhu looked at her shy look, but said a few words that made her doubt her life.

"Sister Qin, look at us lonely men and widows, you, a widow, always run towards my house. This will be seen by those who chew your tongue. How will I, He Yuzhu, marry a wife in the future?"

"Besides, you always run into my room. It's not a problem if your mother-in-law sees it? You'd better not come here in the future, and I don't need you to wash my clothes. I'll do it myself."

"Also, I won't be able to give you the lunch box in the future. My younger sister is getting old and growing up, and the deaf old lady needs nutrition. The lunch box I brought back is not enough for the two of them. .”

Chapter 3 I'm Not Human Anymore

what? !

Qin Huairu looked at He Yuzhu in surprise, feeling that her whole body was about to collapse.

She couldn't believe that these words came out of He Yuzhu's mouth!

She originally thought that He Yuzhu wanted to confess to herself and marry him, so she was still thinking about how to answer.

She was still thinking in her stomach that she must not agree to promise. First of all, her mother-in-law Jia Zhang would not agree. As long as she was alive, she would never agree to remarry.

But how to refuse, neither hurt Shazhu's heart, nor break his thoughts, but also make him feel that there is hope in this matter, so that he will stick to himself.

After all, the rations of his three children are all counted on Shazhu.

But unexpectedly, I completely thought too much.

What came out of Sha Zhu's mouth was not a sweet courtship, but a cold word of severing contact!

Qin Huairu was stunned for a moment, looked at He Yuzhu in surprise, and didn't recover for a long time.

And after He Yuzhu said these few words, he didn't give Qin Huairu time to react, he got up immediately, went back to his room, and shut the door tightly with a snap.

The slamming sound of the door slammed Qin Huairu awake.

She suddenly came to her senses, she was about to lose a long-term meal ticket!

No, Shazhu must not be lost. If you lose him, what will you do with those mouths in your house?

In a panic, Qin Huairu hurried forward to ask what happened, but when she opened the door, she found that the door was locked from the inside!

Now Qin Huairu was completely in a hurry, and regardless of whether there was anyone in the yard or not, she slammed on the door twice and shouted: "Zhuzi, tell me clearly! Did I offend you in any way, your sister? What are you trying to do?" Draw a line with me?"

He Yuzhu was already lying on the bed at this time, listening to Qin Huairu's anxious voice, he could imagine Qin Huairu's appearance without looking.

He lazily said: "Sister Qin, you didn't offend me, but I have to think about myself, right? I'm also a young man in my 20s, so what's the matter if I walk so close to your widow's house? It's been a long time You must be chewing my tongue behind my back, do you think I will still talk about my daughter-in-law in the future?"

"So don't blame me, Sister Qin, you'd better go back and you. If your mother-in-law sees it, it's time to blame you again."

I don't know if Mrs. Jia Zhang was hiding behind the door and listening. As soon as He Yuzhu said this, Mrs. Jia's voice rang in the west wing: "Huairu, where are you if you don't come back to feed Sophora japonica? What are you doing?"

Qin Huairu, who just wanted to fight again, could only bite her lip when she heard this voice, pushed the door depressed, and then turned back to her west wing room.

He Yuzhu in the room showed a smug smile on his face.

Finally let the owner toughen up in front of Qin Huairu for a while.

And he knows very well that when dealing with a woman, you can't be aggressive. The more aggressive you are, the less she will take you seriously and only use you.

But if you ignore her and hang her up on purpose, she will definitely not be able to sleep at night thinking about you.

To deal with Qin Huairu, he had to hang her like this, making her think about it day and night.

I was thinking proudly here, when suddenly I heard another ding.

"Ding! I got a chance to sign in once, do you want to sign in now?"

Of course, right away!

Without even thinking about it, He Yuzhu chose to sign in immediately.

With such a powerful system, the novice gift package alone is so powerful, can the sign-in treatment be bad?

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the daily sign-in rewards: two little piggies, two little chickens!"

"Ding! The host is signing in for the first time, and the culinary skills in the world are specially rewarded!"

Two little piggies, two little chickens?The system clearly wants to breed in the space by itself!

And culinary skills in the world?

This is simply tailor-made for yourself!I am a chef myself, and with the culinary skills in this world, how can I be even more powerful in the future, so that I can get better and better?

And He Yuzhu also immediately discovered that there was a lot of knowledge in his mind.Whether it is Sichuan cuisine, Hunan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Shandong cuisine, or even Western food, Japanese food, Korean food, and various ethnic dishes, he seems to be proficient in all of them!

Amazing!In the future, wouldn't I become the number one chef in the world who is proficient in all dishes in the world?

He Yuzhu suddenly became excited, and he couldn't lie down anymore. He wished he could get up immediately and try cooking for himself.

Over there, Qin Huai went back to her west wing room in a hurry, and Jia Zhang stared at her viciously as soon as she entered the door: "Why are you sticking to that stupid pillar again? Don't forget, you are the daughter-in-law of my Jia family. What's the point of clinging to other men all day long?"

Qin Huairu glanced at her angrily: "Do you think I want to cling to other men? It's not because of the three enemies left behind by your dead son, if it wasn't for me coaxing this idiot all day long, making him come from here every now and then. How can I support them with my own salary? No, Huaihua is only two months old, and my milk is not enough for her to eat. I cry every day. Is it useful for me to find you instead of Sha Zhu?"

Jia Zhang was robbed of a few words by her, with a gray face, and asked embarrassingly: "What did that silly Zhu say? Will you bring us a lunch box today?"

Qin Huairu said angrily, "Don't mention it."

"What? Didn't Sha Zhu agree?" Jia Zhang was a little surprised: "What's the matter? Isn't Sha Zhu very generous?"

Qin Huairu shook her head: "I don't know what's going on, this kid doesn't know what's going on, not only didn't promise to give me a lunch box today, but he also said..."

"What else?" Jia Zhang quickly asked.

"Also, he told me not to look for him again in the future, he said that he was a widow and he was too close to a widow, so it would be difficult to talk about his daughter-in-law in the future." Qin Huairu said this Sometimes, his face was a little pale.

Jia Zhang's eyes suddenly widened: "Did he really say that?"

Qin Huairu nodded, her heart was in a mess, she really couldn't figure out why the silly Zhu who was coaxed around by herself like a dog licking on weekdays suddenly seemed like a different person.

Mrs. Jia Zhang curled her lips: "It's fine if you don't go, I'm not talking about you, you are the daughter-in-law of my Jia family, you go to pester other men all day, where do you want my Jia family's face to be? , I can warn you, if you marry into my Jia family, you are a member of my Jia family, there is no way to remarry!"

Qin Huairu's face turned pale with anger.

This old woman, why can everything come out of her mouth?When your grandchildren have nothing to eat and are screaming from hunger, who pestered me to knock on Shazhu's door?

How about now?Beat it up?

Co-author, am I not a human anymore?

Chapter 4

Qin Huairu was not a human being here, and when he was so angry that his pretty face turned pale, He Yuzhu from the North House was full of pride and rejected Qin Huairu. It was cool to see this pretty white lotus shriveled in front of her.

In order to exaggerate this effect even more, He Yuzhu simply took out another piece of pork from the space, and fried a plate of braised pork in his own room.The hundreds of catties of meat in the space have been divided into large and small portions, so there is no need to worry about spoilage when stored there, just take a piece when you want to eat.

As he waved the spatula, soon, the aroma of braised pork began to permeate the entire courtyard.

"Hey, where does this smell come from? It seems that someone fried the meat?"

"That's right, this taste is so simple, it must be braised pork!"

"Who is so rich that they actually have the money to eat braised pork?"

"The smell is so delicious, I can't help but drool!"

……

The scent wafted in the yard, and the people in the yard immediately started talking. They all wrinkled their noses and sniffed around, wondering whose house it was coming from.

You know, in this day and age, it is a problem for an ordinary family to even fill their stomachs, let alone eating meat, they may not be able to eat a meal of meat in a month.

Not to mention this braised pork, that can only be found in dreams.

And Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu, who were still murmuring in the west wing room, smelled the aroma of braised pork as no surprise.

Although Jia Zhang is old, her nose is more sensitive than a dog's. When others haven't found the source of the smell of meat, she has quickly locked on the target.

"It's Shazhu's family! Huairu, it's the braised pork stewed by Shazhu's family!" Jia Zhang's eyes lit up immediately: "It must be Shazhu's stewed braised pork at home, Huairu, go quickly, let Shazhu cook it for us." Serve a bowl of braised pork at home sticks and eat."

Qin Huairu glanced at her coldly: "Mom, have you forgotten? The silly Zhu just said that he won't let me go to him in the future, and he also said that he won't bring us lunch boxes in the future. Now you let me Go, didn't you stick your face out and let someone beat you?"

Jia Zhang was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that there was such a thing.

However, the aroma of braised pork keeps wafting back and forth in front of the nose, and I can't get around it!

Jiazhang's family turned around in a hurry, and Qin Huairu was also cursing He Yuzhu secretly in his heart: "What the hell is this stupid Zhu doing? You really insist on cutting off contact with me, and if you cut off contact with the front, you will stew braised braised there What does meat mean? Are you greedy for me on purpose?"

"It doesn't matter! Huairu, can't you be thicker? He said he won't let you find him, so you won't look for him? Is your face important, or the belly of my grandson of the Jia family? My stick is growing. Also, you have to eat more meat, otherwise how can there be milk for Sophora japonica?" Jia Zhang said unreasonably.

One sentence moved Qin Huairu's heart.

That's right, is it important to have your own face, or Sophora japonica's milk?Sophora japonica is only two months old, what if there is no milk to eat?

Besides, do I have any face in front of Sha Zhu?At worst, try some beauty tricks yourself, give him some sweetness, I don't believe he can resist it!

Thinking of this, Qin Huairu's heart skipped a beat: "Okay, Mom, I'll give up my face and go find Shazhu again. But you can't talk nonsense anymore, I'm doing this for the sake of my three children."

Mrs. Jia Zhang hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes, yes, I know you are doing it for the sake of the child. Didn't mom just say all this nonsense out of anger at that silly column? Why do you take it seriously?"

Only then did Qin Huairu regain her composure, straightened her clothes, took a look in front of the mirror again, combed her hair, tried a smile that she thought was the most charming, and then opened the door curtain and walked out.

She first looked left and right to see that no one was paying attention to her, and then walked quickly to the door of the North House.

"Cough... the pillar..." Qin Huairu did not lift the curtain and push the door open as usual, but stood outside the curtain and coughed and called out lightly.

He Yuzhu inside the door curtain had seen her coming a long time ago, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Little boy, I don't believe you didn't come to beg me!"

But he didn't respond, he was still turning the spatula there, stirring the braised pork in the pot.

The smell of braised pork made Qin Huairu's throat move, and she couldn't help swallowing, but when He Yuzhu couldn't respond, she could only bite the bullet and raise her voice again: "Zhuzi, what about cooking for the rain?"

Only then did He Yuzhu pretend to have just heard, and replied, "Oh, who is it?"

Of course, Qin Huairu knew that he was pretending to be stupid on purpose. He didn't speak on weekdays. As long as he coughed lightly, the idiot in the yard next to him could hear his voice and ran over quickly.

Is this really going to draw a line with me today?

Qin Huairu scolded this cruel, stupid Zhu in her heart, and said bravely, "I, Zhuzi, I am your sister Qin."

"Oh, it's Sister Qin, what's the matter? Are you busy?" He Yuzhu said inside.

Qin Huairu quickly squeezed out the charming smile just now, and reached out to lift the curtain: "Zhuzi, what kind of food do you cook? You can smell the fragrance from a long distance."

As soon as the curtain was lifted, He Yuzhu stretched out his hand: "No, Sister Qin, stop."

Qin Huairu's charming smile froze on his face all of a sudden, and the foot that was raised up to step in was also frozen in mid-air.

Neither advancing nor retreating, embarrassing.

"Sister Qin, didn't I just say that? From now on, you don't come to my room anymore, and it won't be good for others to see it." He Yuzhu said.

Qin Huairu scolded He Yuzhu thousands of times in his heart, but he still tried his best to maintain a smile, and said with a smile: "Zhuzi, look at what you said, aren't you afraid that it will affect your marriage? It's hard to say, marrying a wife The matter is on my sister, can't I help you find a wife?"

He Yuzhu said in his heart, I believe you a ghost!You help me find a wife?It's almost as bad as my daughter-in-law!

He didn't forget that in the TV series, in order to keep his long-term meal ticket, Qin Huairu repeatedly ruined the good things about himself and other women.

Ran Qiuye, Yu Haitang, Lou Xiao'e, didn't any of them all become dirty because of you Qin Huairu's secret tricks?

You introduced Qin Jingru to Lao Tzu, but in the end, before Lao Tzu saw anyone, you let that bastard Xu Damao pry him away halfway.

I expect you to find a wife for me. Didn't I, He Yuzhu, want to be a bachelor for the rest of my life and become bankrupt?