Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

"That's right, I heard that too, I'm calling you a fool!" Yan Jiecheng also said.

"Listen, a seven or eight-year-old boy, call me silly Zhu, tell me, should he be beaten?" He Yuzhu said.

"This..." The uncle was a little embarrassed, thinking that the big fellows in the yard called you silly Zhu?I used to call you silly Zhu, didn't I see you getting so angry?

"Grandpa, do you think it's okay for him to call me a fool? Well, let me ask you, if he calls you an old bastard, will you agree?" He Yuzhu asked aggressively.

"This..." The old master couldn't hold back his old face, of course he couldn't agree!I am an old man in his 60s and [-]s, and no one can bear to let a hairy child call such ugly words in front of him!

Seeing that something was wrong, Mrs. Jia Zhang quickly said: "Master, he is messing around. My family respects you. How can I call you that? My mother and I will be the first to say no! Silly Zhu It was originally his nickname, and anyone else can call it, so what if my stick calls him?"

Yes, does he dare to call me that?The uncle came back to his senses, he was almost being led away by the nose by Sha Zhu!

Just when he was about to say something, He Yuzhu immediately said: "What's wrong? That's uneducated! A brat who dares to call adults by nicknames when his fart is big, is that okay? Will he even grow up when he grows up?" The government dares to scold you?"

"Our great leader once said: Children should be educated from an early age, and they must be punished if they make mistakes. If they should be beaten, they should be beaten, and if they should be scolded, they should be scolded. Our next generation, the flowers of our motherland!"

He Yuzhu held his head high and held his chest high, and his mouth was full of eloquence. When he opened his mouth, it was what the great leader once said, and everyone was speechless.

Yes, it seems that the great leader really said so, children should not be too pampered, that would ruin the child.

Grandpa has nothing to say.

Jia Zhang wanted to argue, but as an old woman, she couldn't find a suitable sentence, so she could only dance there: "You are talking nonsense! I don't care! You beat my eldest grandson, it won't work!"

He Yuzhu glanced at him contemptuously: "Master, so I am not beating her children, but helping them discipline them! This child has to be educated since childhood. If he is not educated and allowed to grow up carelessly, he will grow up sooner or later." It will endanger society and become the public enemy of the people!"

When he spoke so eloquently, everyone in the yard was stunned.

Even Yan Bugui, the third master of the people's teacher, was surprised and said: "You idiot is amazing, this mouth can speak better than our people's teacher, and it is well-founded, which makes me feel that this child really deserves to be spanked."

"Yeah, I also think Shazhu's beating is a bit light, and he should be beaten a few more times. This child has already started stealing chickens and dogs. When he grows up, he can't kill and set fire? Now beating him is saving him. Ah, if you don't fight now, you will see him go downhill." The second uncle Liu Haizhong also nodded his head.

Qin Huairu was stunned, and heard the elder cough and said: "After researching, the three of us finally came to a unified opinion. It's true that you are fooling around. He is helping you to educate him. Sister-in-law, Qin Huai Ru, you shouldn't blame him, you should also thank him."

Chapter 34 Go again at night?

He Yuzhu's eloquent remarks successfully put his beating behavior on the cloak of justice. The last few words of the uncle set the tone for this matter. beat!

Jia Zhang was dumbfounded, and sat down on the ground: "Oh my god, is this still fair? Is it reasonable to beat someone? So many of you are watching, so come out and say something!"

No one paid any attention to her at all, and stickies sneaked around all day on weekdays, and no one in the yard wanted to see him.And Jiazhang's family is relying on the old and selling the old all day long, disrespecting the old, and no one sympathizes with her.

The uncle frowned: "Okay, that's all for now, let's all go away."

As he said that, he turned his head and went back to the house first, and the others also dispersed with a huff.

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He Yuzhu ignored her at all, turned around and went back to the house.

Qin Huairu also stomped her feet, hugged Sophora japonica, pushed the stick stem, and Xiao Dang also went back to the house. Only Jia Zhang was left in the yard, sitting on the ground and howling for a while. Liuliu got up and slipped back to the house.

"This goddamn stupid Zhu, his wickedness has broken his conscience! My stickler told him that he thought highly of him, but he was so ruthless that he beat my grandson like this! And that Yi Zhonghai, I know he's biased!" Silly Zhu, I can’t swallow this tone of bullying our orphans and widowed mothers!” Jia Zhang scolded bitterly at home, and touched the stick’s face with distressed hands: “My dear grandson, without you Dad, you are being bullied like this!"

She was cursing endlessly there, while Qin Huairu sat on the side with her head lowered, her face darkened, and she didn't say a word.

She found that she couldn't understand this silly column more and more.

Can't figure out what he means.

First of all, you have to draw a clear line with yourself, and if you don't give up, you have to pay for the braised pork.

Then he let himself go to his house at night, and not only returned ten yuan to himself, but also let him eat the most extravagant "night snack" he had ever eaten in his life, and immediately let his Sophora japonica have milk to eat .

Although he also paid some "price" for this, Qin Huairu can still see that this silly pillar is still interesting to him.

However, just when he was still thinking about whether he should go to his house to replenish Sophora japonica with milk tonight, he came out like this again.

What on earth is he going to do? !

Qin Huairu sat there puzzled.

Suddenly, with a thought, she discovered the connection.

It seems that Shazhu's two "monsters" are all related to the stick, and they are both reluctant to forgive the stick!

But to himself, it seems that he still has affection and righteousness.

Could it be that the stick offended him, and now he is targeting the stick?

Thinking of this, Qin Huairu couldn't sit still anymore, she wished she could go to the north room immediately, ask Shazhu for clarification, and see where Banggen offended him.

In a word, what is wrong, can't it be changed?

After all, Qin Huairu knew very well that if she coaxed Shazhu well, it would be her long-term meal ticket.

With him, my mother and daughter can eat and drink all the time, at least they don't have to go hungry, and Sophora japonica doesn't run out of milk.

But without him, my life these days can be seen.

Moreover, Qin Huairu is confident that Sha Zhu will forgive Bang Geng again.In her heart, Sha Zhu still likes Sticks very much. In the past, Sticks often came to his house to steal food, and he was a fool all day long, isn't it all right?

But, I'm afraid it won't work now, there are so many people watching in the yard, and after such an incident just now, if I go to Shazhu's house by myself, there must be a lot of people gossiping.

If nothing else, the mother-in-law will not be able to pass this test.

Or, go up tonight?

Qin Huairu had an idea.

On the other side, He Yuzhu returned to his room, continued to stew his old hen, crucian carp soup, and hummed a little song. He sounded in a very good mood, not at all like he had just quarreled with someone.

It's a joke, he doesn't pay attention to the sticky boy.

This slap is just the beginning, if he doesn't change in the future, if he is still that white-eyed wolf, there are plenty of ways to deal with him!

And that Jia Zhang family, next time, maybe not just your grandson.

One day, I will drive you two white-eyed wolves out of the courtyard, and then I can take Qin Huairu down as a matter of course.

He Yuzhu was thinking happily there, and couldn't help singing a little song.

Suddenly, with a snap, someone tapped on the shoulder.

He Yuzhu was startled, and when he turned his head, he saw his younger sister He Yushui standing behind him.

"This girl, she didn't call me when she came back, she learned to scare me!" He Yuzhu smiled and flicked He Yushui's forehead.

He Yushui wrinkled his nose and sniffed: "It smells so good! Brother, have you stewed chicken again?"

As he said that, with a flash of his body, another figure came in from the outside: "Hai Tang, look, I'm not wrong, my brother is cooking me meat every day."

He Yuzhu was taken aback for a moment, only then did he realize that He Yushui did not come back alone.Look at the tall girl in front of her, with a handsome appearance, especially those two big eyes that sparkle and are very watery.

No need to ask, this is Yu Haitang, Yushui's classmate, an announcer in the rolling mill, and the sister of Yu Li, the eldest daughter-in-law of Yan Bugui, the third master of the front courtyard.

Yu Haitang was very clever, and immediately stretched out her right hand with a smile: "Master He, no, hello Director He! Yushui always said that your brother loves her very much and cooks meat for her every day to make up her body. I thought she was bragging Well, I didn't expect it to be true. Director He, did I come a little too rashly?"

Yu Haitang is the announcer in the factory. The last time her deeds were broadcast to the whole factory through her voice, He Yuzhu certainly would not lose face, and also stretched out his right hand: "You are welcome, Yu Dachanghua is our It’s my honor to be a guest at home, a beautiful woman from the rolling mill. It’s just right, let’s eat with Yushui.”

When Yu Haitang heard this, his eyes lit up immediately: "Director He, you mean to let me stay for dinner?"

He Yuzhu smiled: "Of course, so much meat stewed by Yushui can't be eaten by one person, and you are just filling your chopsticks when you come."

Yu Haitang said embarrassingly: "But... But I came out in a hurry today, and I didn't bring a meal ticket..."

He Yuzhu was taken aback for a moment, and then he remembered the legend of the old Yan family.Yan Bugui calculates everything all day long, not only does his own family have to calculate how many pickles each person eats, but even his daughter-in-law Yu Li's sister has to pay him a meal ticket when they come to eat at home.

I thought it was a joke, but it turned out to be true.

He Yuzhu quickly said: "Whatever meal ticket you want, as long as you like it, you can come to eat with Yushui every day in the future, no meal ticket is required."

Yu Haitang immediately said excitedly: "That's great, Director He, you are such a good person. Then I will tell my sister that I will have dinner at your house tonight."

Speaking of which, when he was about to turn around, he realized that his hand was still in He Yuzhu's.

Chapter 35

Yu Haitang is beautiful, with a charming smile, and more importantly, she is an announcer, so she doesn't have to go to the workshop to work, so her skin is delicate. He Yuzhu held her small hand, which was delicate and smooth, very comfortable, and even forgot let go.

And Yu Haitang was also stunned by He Yuzhu's "generosity and hospitality", and was so happy that she forgot that she was still holding He Yuzhu's hand.

The two quickly let go, and Yu Haitang smiled playfully, then quickly ran to the front yard, and said to her sister Yu Li: "Sister, I won't eat at your house tonight, I'll go to Yushui's to eat .”

Yu Li was taken aback for a moment: "Well, if you don't eat at my sister's place, what would you like to eat at Ren Yushui's house?"

Yu Haitang smiled and said in a low voice: "Yu Shui's family stewed an old hen, she couldn't finish it all by herself, and Director He said that I won't charge my meal ticket."

Yan Jiecheng who was on the side heard it, and immediately his eyes lit up and said, "Haitang, why don't brother-in-law also go for dinner?"

Yu Haitang was stunned, and said awkwardly: "This, isn't it? Brother-in-law, I'm just looking at the rain, so what's the matter if I take you there again?"

Yu Li said angrily: "Your old Yan's family is too calculating, right? My sister has to pay the meal ticket when she comes to eat at home, and she has to bring you with her when she goes to eat at a classmate's house?"

Yan Jiecheng said awkwardly: "If you don't go, you won't go. What are you in a hurry for?"

Yu Li snorted, thinking how did I marry into such a family!

Seeing that something was wrong, Yu Haitang hurriedly said: "Then I'm leaving." She quickly slipped away.

During the meal, Yu Haitang was full of praise for He Yuzhu's cooking skills: "Director He, when I was in the factory, I liked the dishes you cooked the most. I never thought that the dishes you cook at home are even more delicious."

He Yuzhu smiled: "This is made for Yushui alone, so it is naturally more delicious than the big pot dishes in the factory."

Yu Haitang nodded again and again: "Director He, I really envy Yushui. It would be great if I had a brother like you, so that I could eat such delicious meat and vegetables every day like Yushui. Unfortunately, I am only an older sister, and I am still Married to that stingy family of Old Yan’s, it’s so embarrassing to go to her house to eat a meal and have to pay a meal ticket. By the way, just now, when I said I wanted to come to your place for dinner, Yan Jiecheng actually wanted to come over for a meal. My sister scolded back."

He Yuzhu smiled: "You don't have to envy her, you can come here if you want to eat meat in the future, and you can also be a company with Yushui and chat."

"Really?" Yu Haitang's eyes lit up when she heard that, and her excited little face glowed red: "Director He, are you kidding me? I can't stand a joke, and it's easy to take it seriously."

"Of course I'm not joking." He Yuzhu said casually, anyway, Yu Haitang couldn't finish eating by himself, and Yu Haitang was also her best classmate, so he wouldn't care about the little meat she ate. "By the way, don't call me Director He anymore, just follow the rain and call me brother."

"Really? Director He, then I will really call you brother from now on." Yu Haitang happily agreed.

At this time, He Yushui, who had been silent all this time, raised his head to look at the two of them, and suddenly said, "Haitang, I actually think that if you want to have meat every day in the future, you might as well be my sister-in-law."

When Yu Haitang heard this, she was stunned immediately, and blushed angrily, "Yu Shui, what nonsense are you talking about?"

He Yuzhu looked at He Yushui because he didn't know why, but he didn't expect that his precious sister would suddenly have such an idea, and he pulled the red line in person.

"Haitang, look, even though my brother is a good man, he will not lose you if you call him brother, and he will definitely have your meat to eat. But he will marry a wife one day, and if he marries a wife one day, After I have a sister-in-law, if that sister-in-law is mean, I may not even have meat to eat, let alone you."

"So, it's better for you to be my sister-in-law, so that you will always have meat to eat, and I can follow you, what do you think?"

He Yushui snapped his fingers, and actually said a lot of truth.

He Yuzhu was dumbfounded, he didn't expect He Yushui's little brain to contain so many things.

"Yu Shui, stop talking nonsense." Yu Haitang blushed with shame, and hurriedly covered He Yushui's mouth.

He Yuzhu also felt a little awkward, and said: "Okay, Yushui, stop messing around."

However, He Yushui tilted his head, broke away from Yu Haitang's hand and said, "Where did I mess around? I did. Originally, I thought about you marrying Sister Qin, but I thought about it last night. Sister Qin really did. Not suitable."

Yu Haitang immediately asked, "Who is Sister Qin?"

He Yushui pouted outward with his mouth: "It's Qin Huairu from the west wing..."

Yu Haitang's eyes widened: "Yu Shui, you asked your brother to marry a widow?"

Embarrassment appeared on He Yushui's face: "That was all in the past. Sister Qin helped my brother wash clothes and clean up the house every day. I thought she was considerate, so I wanted my brother to be with her, but my brother saw Not happy about it."

Yu Haitang poked her on the forehead with his finger: "It's no wonder your brother is happy, I've never seen you cheating me so much. Your brother is the director of the cafeteria, a big celebrity in front of the factory manager, and so many young and beautiful girls staring at me. I'm waiting for you, but you are better off, let your brother marry a widow, I really don't know what you think."

He Yushui chuckled: "So I know I made a mistake and corrected it. Are you going to match you and my brother? How about it, are you willing?"

Yu Haitang blushed again in an instant: "You, why didn't you say hello to me in advance."

He Yuzhu was also speechless for a while, how could this girl bring up the red line without saying hello in advance, and she brought it up in person.

Isn't this embarrassing for others?

Besides, have you asked my permission?

But to be honest, Yu Haitang is really pretty, tall, with a good figure, and a pretty face, she looks like a fashionable young woman.

But the only fly in the ointment is that it is a bit too small, about the same age as rainwater.

Compared with Qin Huairu, being young is her advantage, but it is also her weakness.

Because Qin Huairu is more feminine, she can hold a man just right with every frown and smile.

Also, the part where the body should be round is round, and the part that should be thin is thin, especially when the waist is twisted, it can almost hook people's soul away.Otherwise, the original silly Zhu would be obsessed with her because of her, and would rather be an extinct bank account to recognize her.