Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

After a busy day in the factory, He Yuzhu finally returned to the yard when it was getting dark.

As soon as I entered the door, I heard the third master Yan Bugui pointing at the chickens in his chicken coop with a broom in the yard and cursing: "You poor hen! I've raised you for so long and won't lay an egg! Tell me, I What's the use of raising you? It's better to kill and eat meat!"

Next to him, the third mother was tugging on his sleeve, muttering in a low voice: "What are you yelling about here, you old man? I'm not afraid of letting my daughter-in-law hear me, the two of you are arguing."

The third master stared: "Hear? Am I afraid that she will hear it? To be clear, I yelled for her! Tell me, we are both 50 and [-] years old, and they have been married for almost a year. Now Didn't give us a son and a half daughter to hug us, is it plausible?"

The third mother was in a hurry: "Does this kind of thing happen when you are born? I think you are just someone who put you into early retirement. There is nothing to worry about if you are idle at home! Shut up quickly, or you will have to let the two of them You're only satisfied with the fight, aren't you? Besides, with so many people in the yard, you don't feel ashamed and I feel ashamed!"

Saying that, he dragged the third master and pulled him back.

The third master didn't want to go back at first, but when he turned his head and saw He Yuzhu, his face darkened immediately, and he obediently followed him back.

As soon as he went back, Yu Li from the other room came out with a dark face and splashed out with a basin of dirty water.

It almost splashed on He Yuzhu's body.

"Ah... Are you okay? Brother Zhuzi." Yu Li was taken aback. She couldn't get out of the pickle after eating, and she wanted to throw a basin of water to show her face.

But I didn't expect that it almost splashed on people.

When he saw clearly that the person who came in was He Yuzhu, he felt even more wronged, his eyes turned red, and he almost cried.

"Cough, brother and sister, be careful, it won't be good if you splash it on someone." He Yuzhu said something, and suddenly stared at Yu Li in feigned surprise and said, "Eh? Brother and sister, you don't look very good. Okay, are you not in good health recently?"

Yu Lixin said, being scolded by such a bad old man, can I look better?

But he immediately noticed the look in He Yuzhu's eyes, and then he understood it, and said with a frown: "Yes, brother Zhuzi, I've always felt uncomfortable these days, why don't I trouble you to show me?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "Okay, they all live in the same yard, whether it's troublesome or not, come on, let me show you."

He said and walked towards the middle courtyard.

Yu Li put down the basin and was about to follow in when Yan Bugui heard it coming out from the room, and said, "What are you looking for? I want to see a doctor and go to the hospital outside."

Yu Li was taken aback.

Before she could figure out how to deal with it, Yan Jiecheng came out of the house: "Go to the hospital outside? Dad, you don't feel back pain when you stand and talk, right? Will you pay for the hospital?"

Yan Bugui was choked back immediately, blushing and staring at his eyes: "Yan Jiecheng, did you talk to your father like this?"

Yan Jiecheng said angrily: "Then tell me, will you pay? Who doesn't know that it costs money to go to the hospital to see a doctor. Isn't it cheaper to go to Brother Zhuzi? If you are willing to pay, my Yu Li will go to the hospital to see a doctor." Go. If you're not going to give money, then mind your own business."

"You..." Yan Bugui was so angry that his nose turned red, and you couldn't say anything for a long time, but was finally pulled back by the third mother: "You old bastard, why do you care about that business? Besides, where is the child?" I was wrong, you don’t need to pay for the doctor’s treatment at Sha Zhu’s. Aren’t you usually good at calculating, why can’t you calculate this amount today?”

Yan Bugui was speechless.

Yan Jiecheng said to Li: "Don't pay attention to him, I'm so confused, go, daughter-in-law, I'll accompany you to let Brother Zhuzi take a look."

As he said that, he chased He Yuzhu in first.

Yu Li was stunned for a moment and followed in.

As soon as the two entered the room, Yan Jiecheng quickly closed the door: "Brother, are you okay?"

He Yuzhu was taken aback for a moment: "Is it okay?"

Yan Jiecheng: "It's about my Yu Li's pregnancy. It's been almost a month now? Why hasn't her stomach moved at all? You heard it just now, my dad was there again criticizing Sang Huai, and he was retired early. If I have nothing to do at home, I will argue with my grandson all day long, and if this continues, my head will be blown by him."

Dare to love or because of this matter!

He Yuzhu looked at Yu Li, what did you mean?

Yu Li also had a dark face, and said angrily: "Brother, my family Xie Cheng is right, you can do it, you have seen it, if I don't get pregnant again, his father will scold me to death. "

He Yuzhu said in his heart: I can do it, others don't know, don't you know?

If it weren't for your greed for enjoyment and thinking of having more times, wouldn't you be pregnant for a month?

So she stared into Yu Li's eyes and said, "Do you really want to get pregnant?"

Yu Li gritted her teeth and said, "I've made up my mind, I must get pregnant, otherwise I won't be able to stay in this house in the future."

He Yuzhu nodded: "Okay, since the two of you are so urgent, then you can come over tonight, and I will change the method, and I will definitely let you get pregnant tonight."

"Really?" Before Yu Li could speak, Yan Jie became excited: "Brother, do you really guarantee that you can get pregnant today?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "It must be guaranteed."

"Why didn't it work before?"

"In the past... the common method used in the past is a must-have method today. This method is not used casually. It is labor-intensive and requires a little expense." He Yuzhu said solemnly.

Yu Li: ...

Yan Jiecheng said without thinking, "How much money do you need? Brother, just talk, as long as Yu Li can conceive a child, I will give you as much as you want!"

"Okay." He Yuzhu thought for a while and said, "Since you are in such an urgent need, then I will give you a discount for the sake of our neighbors in a courtyard. Originally, it was 20 yuan a time, so you can give me 15 yuan." Got it."

"15 yuan?" Yan Jiecheng hesitated for a moment, that was equivalent to his one month's salary.

"Why? Distressed? Why don't you forget it and use the original method. Although it's slower, it saves money." He Yuzhu said deliberately.

"No, no, no..." Yan Jiecheng quickly shook his head: "No, don't use the original method. 15 yuan is 15 yuan! It's the same sentence, as long as it can make Yu Li pregnant, I'm willing to pay any amount."

As he said that, he took out money from his pocket, and put together almost all the zeros and wholes, finally got enough 15 yuan, and carefully handed it over to He Yuzhu. "Brother, please."

He Yuzhu took the money, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, brother, I will take money to do things, brother will never let you down."

Yu Li: ...

Chapter 246 The new son-in-law comes to the door

During the whole process, Yu Li was holding back, not letting herself laugh, and not letting herself kick He Yuzhu.

Have you ever seen such a shameless person?

You play with other people's wives, give them a cuckold, let their wives give birth to you, and let them pay you for help.

The most ridiculous thing was that after Yan Jiecheng gave the money, he said to himself: "Yu Li, you have to suffer tonight. If you do, we won't have to listen to Dad's nagging."

Well, Yu Li really didn't want to get pregnant in her heart.

After all, if you are pregnant, you will not be able to enjoy it for more than a year.

But there is no way, it is difficult to live in this world, especially to be a woman. If you don't have a child, you will be gossiped by others.

Well, just give birth to one, and you don't have to worry about these things after you give birth to one.

So that night, Yu Li was again sent by Yan Jiecheng to the north room of the middle courtyard to suffer.

According to He Yuzhu's exclusive secret, she didn't go back immediately after being affected this time, but stayed until the next morning before going back.

It is said that this can guarantee the fertilization rate.

Of course, Dr. He also worked harder than usual several times tonight in order to accomplish his goal.

There is no way, if you take other people's money, you have to put in several times more effort than usual.

Only when the success rate is guaranteed, can the patients and their families be convinced of you.

Although he didn't have to go to work the next day, He Yuzhu got up early, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and went to the barber shop for a haircut, so he could tidy himself up.

At ten o'clock, he rode a motorcycle with two bags of gifts hanging on it and headed towards Ding Qiunan's house.

The two made an appointment yesterday.

From a distance, Ding Qiunan was standing at the intersection waiting for him.

Today Ding Qiunan is very well dressed, wearing a light yellow woolen coat, this coat is a product rewarded by the system, fashionable and beautiful, Ding Qiunan is so happy when he sees it, he can't put it down, and he is usually reluctant to wear it.

"Why did you come here?" It could be seen that Ding Qiunan had been waiting here for a long time, his little face was flushed from the cold, and he blamed He Yuzhu when he saw him.

"It's not that I came late, it's that you came too early." He Yuzhu came at the appointed time, he stretched out his hand, and took Ding Qiunan's two small hands into his big one.

The two little hands were white and smooth, but they were also icy cold.

Although He Yuzhu was riding a motorcycle, he was wearing a pair of leather gloves, so he was still warm.While warming Ding Qiunan's little hand, he secretly blamed himself for being careless.

Such a beautiful girlfriend, why don't you take good care of her, what should I do if I freeze such a tender little hand.

While thinking about it, he took out a pair of fur gloves worn by women from the space: "Qiu Nan, I forgot to give you yesterday, and I just asked a friend to buy leather gloves from a distance, so I don't have to worry about my hands getting cold when I wear them. "

"Wow! Such a beautiful glove! It's so pretty!" Ding Qiunan exclaimed happily after taking a look at it.

No way, can fur gloves in the 21st century not be beautiful?Moreover, it is thin and small, and it doesn't look bloated at all when worn on the hand. Ding Qiunan is indescribably happy wearing it on his hand.

"Didn't you tell me not to buy so many things? Why do you bring so many?" Ding Qiunan looked at the two big pockets hanging on his motorcycle and blamed him distressedly.

"It's the first time I see your parents. Of course, I have to impress them. I can't wait to pull a car." He Yuzhu said with a smile, his eyes couldn't hide the doting.

Ding Qiunan was very happy.

"Then let's go, my parents are waiting for you at home." Ding Qiunan said, he got on the back seat of the motorcycle unceremoniously, and hugged He Yuzhu's waist.

Under Ding Qiunan's guidance, He Yuzhu drove the motorcycle into an alley.

The neighbors in the neighborhood saw Ding Qiunan sitting on a young man's motorcycle, and the two of them looked very close, they couldn't help asking her: "Hey, Xiao Nan, who is this young man?"

"Yeah, Xiao Nan, I've never seen you bring a boy home before. Could this be your boyfriend?"

Ding Qiunan just blushed and didn't speak.

But this expression was already the answer, and immediately a neighbor shouted, "Old Ding! Sister-in-law Ding! Come out, your Xiao Nan brought her boyfriend back!"

Then, a pair of middle-aged men in their forties came out of a yard in front of them in a panic.

They are Ding Qiunan's parents, Ding's father Ding Kang, and Ding's mother Li Xiaoqin.

The couple are both teachers. They don't have to go to class today and rest at home.Last night, my daughter said that her boyfriend was coming. The couple were so excited, they got up early in the morning to clean up at home.

Now hearing the yelling outside, I ran out quickly.

As soon as he came out, he saw a handsome young man pushing a motorcycle and standing with his daughter.

Look at the shy and happy look on her daughter's face, no need to ask, this is the young man who makes her dream.

"Master... Yuzhu, this is my father and mother." Seeing his parents come out, Ding Qiunan hurriedly introduced them to He Yuzhu.

In desperation, I almost blurted out the words "Master", and quickly changed my words when it came to my lips, otherwise it would be a joke for others to hear.

"Hello Uncle, Hello Auntie, my name is He Yuzhu, and I work in the same factory as Xiao Nan." He Yuzhu quickly introduced himself.

"Okay, okay." Seeing He Yuzhu, the old couple of the Ding family were very satisfied. Ding Kang is an honest man. Although he has taught all his life, he didn't know what to say to his daughter's boyfriend for a while, so he just kept laughing. He said two good words.

And Li Xiaoqin hurriedly greeted: "Hurry up, come home."

He Yuzhu stopped the motorcycle, and then took off the two big bags from the motorcycle.

Li Xiaoqin saw it, good guy, I bought so many things and put them in two big bags.And it looks like there is wine and tobacco in a bag, as well as meat and fruit.

The other bag was even more bulging, as if it contained a fur coat.

The neighbors watching were also stunned, who is Xiao Nan's boyfriend, who is so rich.

The new son-in-law in this alley has never seen such a good amount of gifts while riding a motorcycle that is rarely available in the entire Forty-Nine City.

"Oh, just come, why do you buy so many things? How much does it cost?" Li Xiaoqin hurried forward to catch it, still complaining.

But this tone, no matter how you hear it, everyone feels that there is a kind of showing off.

Ding Qiunan blushed and looked happy: "That's right, I specifically said yesterday that he is not allowed to buy so much, he must buy so much."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I didn't bring anything. It's the first time I came home, and I brought a leather jacket for my aunt and uncle."

leather jacket?Is this what you said you didn't bring?

Chapter 247 The mother-in-law looks at the son-in-law, and the more she looks, the more satisfied

Seeing the new son-in-law, the hearts of the old couple of Ding's family suddenly fell into their stomachs.

When He Yuzhu didn't come, the two of them were still uneasy.I don't know what kind of boyfriend my daughter is looking for, whether the workers in the factory are rough or not, and whether they are educated.

After all, this family is a family of scholars. If the daughter finds another vulgar worker, it feels like there is no common language.

After seeing He Yuzhu, the two not only breathed a sigh of relief, but also found that this new son-in-law was even better than they had imagined.They are not only educated, polite, but also very accomplished at first glance. Not only did they ride a motorcycle, but they even brought a fur coat for each of them when they came to the door for the first time.

What does the fur coat symbolize these days?Even the leaders have no chance to wear it.

Moreover, He Yuzhu also brought two bottles of wine and two cigarettes, as well as meat, vegetables, snacks, tsk tsk, other people's new son-in-law went to the old man's house for a year, and he didn't get as much as he once did.

Li Xiaoqin couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, the more she looked at the new uncle, the more pleasing she was, she quickly picked up the things and brought them in.

After letting the new uncle into the house and sitting down, he was not busy cooking, but sat on the side and asked He Yuzhu about everything, how many people were there in his family, what did he do in the factory, and what was his salary? .