Just when the guitarist thought that Hu Liang was being modest, Hu Liang added with a smile: "It is impossible for me to have a cerebral thrombosis!"]
[Hu Liang: "Brother Gong, you China Merchants Bank, do you always steal people like this in Kyoto?"
Cheng Gong: "If you don't know how to chat, don't force it!"]
[Hu Liang: "Everyone, since Brother Gong stepped on here with a sewing machine, our band will be called Brother Gong's fucking band from now on!"]
The script of "Sewing Machine Band" is really good, and the actors' performances are also very good.
After nearly two hours of the movie, the audience never stopped laughing in the theater.
In addition to the jokes, the pursuit of dreams, Cheng Gong and Hu Liang's reconciliation of past suspicions also made the audience excited!
Especially the last chorus, it was simply too shocking!
When the movie ended, everyone's faces were full of satisfaction and reluctance.
For everyone, this movie is really worth it!
At least, worthy of its 29.9 ticket price!
To be honest, when I first entered the theater to watch this movie, everyone's expectations for this movie were not high.
However, this movie shocked everyone with its super high quality!
Chapter 35 Score Crushing!the movie is on fire
"Zhu Xian", the originator of fantasy novels!
The original is majestic and wonderful!
In the publicity, it is even more blunt, with an investment of over [-] million yuan and a blockbuster production!
Another domestic top-notch niche as the male lead.
Super lineup, excellent production, excellent script!
For this movie, countless fans are full of expectations, and the expectations are very high!
However, the higher the expectation, the higher the disappointment!
After watching the movie, fans just want to say:
That's it?
That's it?
With an investment of over [-] million yuan, this is what a well-crafted fantasy epic masterpiece looks like?
Grass mud horse!What a fool!
Don't say anything that is worth the ticket price. After watching the movie, the fans will feel the director's heart!
Especially those fans of the original "Zhu Xian" who are almost out of anger!
I wanted to watch the premiere happily, but ended up watching something like this. It's an insult to the movie, the audience, and the original work!
This crap movie really made them sick!
"Crap! What a trash movie! It's simply disgusting!"
As soon as they walked out of the cinema, everyone couldn't help complaining.
Afterwards, I opened the Ticketing Network and commented on Douban.
"Trash movie! Waste of time!"
"Bad luck! Bad reviews!"
"Puppet! It's disgusting! It's so embarrassing for me to leave halfway through watching a movie for the first time!"
"The novel I like so much, I made it like this. I really want to hit someone! What a stupid director!"
"Damn it! Is this a fantasy epic masterpiece? I think fifty cents is too expensive for this special effect!"
"It's not bad, this movie is really bad, it needs special effects but no special effects, it needs acting skills but no acting skills, and the costumes are so embarrassing. I don't know what the wind was, and I wanted to see this kind of rubbish."
"Five-star praise! Must be five-star praise! I can't just let me suffer!"
"I didn't have any feelings for Xiaoxianrou at first, but this time I completely despaired of Xiaoxianrou. What kind of acting skills, I feel embarrassed watching it! From now on, I will never watch movies played by Xiaoxianrou again. Let him Those stupid fans go pay the bill!"
"Why can I only give at least one star? I don't want to give even one star!"
"Zhu Xian" has a poor reputation, and "Lonely Walking on the Moon" is not much better.
After watching so many Shengteng movies, everyone is looking forward to Shengteng's "Lonely Walking on the Moon".
Although I haven't watched it yet, many people have already regarded this movie as the best comedy movie of the year.
They all went to the movies to watch this movie with the mentality of releasing stress.
After all, Sheng Teng, that's the man who stands in front of the camera, and everyone can't help but want to laugh.
Fans' expectations for "Lonely on the Moon" even surpassed "Zhu Xian".
However, what everyone didn't expect was that "Lonely Walking on the Moon", which they were looking forward to so much, would be so childish!
Although there is no problem with the acting skills, the interaction between Sheng Teng and a kangaroo lasted for an hour and a half, which still made people look embarrassed.
Although all things have spirits, kangaroos are not human after all.
Whether it's sensational or funny, watching it makes people feel like eating a chicken's ass.
That thing doesn't mean you can't eat it, but the problem is that after eating it, you always feel a little nauseous.
It's okay if it's once or twice, but a whole hour and a half of chicken ass, it's unbearable!
Many spectators left the venue without making it to the end.
I can't take it anymore.
Even those viewers who endured to the end couldn't help complaining on Douban after they came out.
"Damn it! What's this shot about?"
"I really don't understand, Sheng Teng couldn't find a movie to shoot, why did he accept this kind of movie? It's like a cartoon!"
"To be honest, I'm a little disappointed."
"Bad review!"
"It's for Brother Teng, but, to be honest, Brother Teng disappointed me so much in this movie. I didn't expect him to act in this kind of movie."
"Poor review! I won't watch the premiere again. It doesn't matter who the lead actor is. I still have to rate it. I'll read the reviews. It's too poisonous!"
"From an objective point of view, the screenwriter's strength is still there. The rhythm is in place. The laughs, tears, and reversals are all arranged very well. The only shortcoming is that the selection of the core of the story is too rubbish. People and animals, watching movies are not like movies, and cartoons are not like cartoons, it’s quite embarrassing anyway.”
"Tired! I used to laugh at my friends for not getting tickets to the premiere, but now I really wish I was the one who didn't get tickets!"
"Bad review! This one star should be returned to Brother Teng, and I will never believe in any value in the future."
One review after another, all negative reviews, shocking!
As long as these two movies are not so bad, everyone will not feel so uncomfortable.
After all, whether it's "Zhu Xian" or Sheng Teng, everyone likes it very much, and they don't want to give bad reviews.
But it just happened that the difference was a bit too much!
"Zhu Xian" and "Lonely Walking on the Moon" were full of bad reviews. On the contrary, "Sewing Machine Band" won unanimous praise from the audience.
"Five-star praise!"
"The screenwriter is great, emotional and touching, and very funny."
"The movie is great and I love the characters in it."
"It's really good! I haven't seen such a good comedy movie for a long time! It's full of emotion and humor, and the story is compact. To be honest, it's really good!"
"Highly recommended! The Sewing Machines, despite the generic name, is definitely the best comedy movie made this year!"
"To be honest, the new director is still a newcomer who wrote, directed and acted. The heroine is Di Lieba who has never acted in a movie. The supporting role is also a cross talk actor. At first, I was not optimistic about this movie. But , What I didn't expect was that this movie was shot so well, it really surprised me!"
"Family, test it yourself! It's really nice! If you want to go to the cinema with your girlfriend on National Day, you can think about it!"
"Can I say that I went to see Sewing Machine Band because I didn't get a movie ticket for Walking the Moon alone? Then I heard from my friend that the filming of Walking the Moon alone was terrible, and I instantly felt that this wave of winning is numb!"
"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, I didn't get a movie ticket for Walking on the Moon alone, so I went to see the Sewing Machine Band."
........
Regarding the comments from netizens, Lin Chen and Di Lieba obviously didn't want to watch it anymore.
After the movie ended, it was already 01:30 in the morning, and when I got home, it was already past two in the morning.
After the two returned home, they immediately turned off their phones and went to sleep.
Although I went to bed late, I woke up early.
Thinking about something, Di Lieba woke up at 06:30 in the morning.
After waking up, Di Lieba immediately opened Douban to check the status of the movie.
Xiao Zhan's "Zhu Xian" blocked the box office in the early morning, 1100 million!
Shengteng's "Lonely Walking on the Moon" blocked the box office in the early morning, 1500 million!
Lin Chen's "Sewing Machine Band" box office in the early morning, 56!
The box office gap is not usually huge!
However, in terms of ratings, Lin Chen's "Sewing Machine Band" directly crushed these two films.
Zhu Xian: 6.3 points.
Walk alone on the moon: 6.9 points.
Sewing Machine Band: 9.0 points!
The rating of Sewing Machine Band is much higher than Zhu Xian and Lone Moon!
Di Lieba could have predicted the gap in the box office last night, so what she focused on today was mainly the movie ratings.
Seeing that Sewing Machine scored far higher than the other two movies, Di Lieba immediately showed a happy smile on his face.
After reading the ratings, Di Lieba checked the movie reviews again.
Compared with the ratings, the movie viewing reviews on both sides are the biggest gap!
The sewing machine band was unanimously praised, Zhu Xian and Lonely Moon, and the rows were full of disappointment and negative reviews.
Seeing this situation, Di Lieba immediately laughed happily, a little excited.
Because she could tell that their movie might really be going low and high!
It was said before that there is no lower limit for publicity, and that her movie is a bad movie. Di Lieba was so angry in her heart!
Now, the movie was finally released, and the movie reviews finally came out. She could finally vomit out the breath she held in her heart!
Thinking of this, Di Lieba immediately called Lin Chen.
"Lin Chen, our movie is going to be popular!" Di Lieba said excitedly.
Chapter 36 The Angry Di Lieba
After watching the premiere of the movie yesterday, Lin Chen fell asleep happily in the rental house.
I was dreaming a sweet dream when suddenly the phone rang.
Being woken up suddenly, Lin Chen was a little annoyed.
I thought it was my mother calling again, but I took it over and saw that it was actually Di Lieba calling.
"Reba, what's the matter?" Lin Chen asked after the call was connected.
Soon, Di Lieba's excited voice came from the phone:
"Lin Chen, our movie is going to be popular!"
What?
The movie is on fire?
As the lead actor and investor of the movie, Lin Chen still has 2000 million foreign debts on his body. More than anyone else, he hopes that the movie will become popular.
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