No jokes here
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That's the core point.
Other than that, there's not much to say about other bits and pieces.
After seeing these regulations, Lin Qian'an couldn't help showing joy.
At first, he imagined that the official would directly reject it.
Unexpectedly, the official not only agreed, but also gave him so much convenience. From a certain point of view, it can even be said that they are cooperating with him.
Lin Qian'an thought about it carefully, and he could probably understand some of the situation.
Extraordinary information has been made public, but extraordinary people are in the minority.
Do not suffer from widowhood but suffer from inequity.
What the public needs most now is to step towards the extraordinary promotion channel.
He is now supported, to a certain extent, it should be regarded as the general trend, and the reason why he happened to step on the wind.
But Lin Qian'an was so happy.
The official wants to see the reaction of the people through him, and he also wants to take this opportunity to give back to the society, and enjoy the vanity and corresponding benefits brought about by this process.
After re-signing a special electronic contract with the official, Lin Qianan's certification information changed again.
Under his avatar, "Internal signing of UP on Chaofan.com, a well-known novelist, my heart is Qianan", followed by the title of "officially certified super mentor".
Lin Qian'an now has more than 40 fans, which is quite high from an author's point of view.
Among them, there will naturally be careful netizens who have discovered the change in his authentication information.
Ever since, they all began to wonder why Lin Qianan had such a certification.
And for the word "dragon group", netizens are even more curious.
In the midst of the debate, Lin Qian'an was already preparing to record his first teaching video.
He placed an order and bought a set of recording equipment worth about [-] yuan. After choosing a fast delivery, he began to write the script of this teaching video and prepare the corresponding materials.
In the afternoon, the recording equipment arrived, and Lin Qianan installed it and tried it out.
It's going well, everything can be used, and skills such as editing videos are still there.
He couldn't help feeling that he hadn't lost all his computer knowledge.
After expressing his emotions, he began to make the video.
"Hi everyone, I'm the author of the novel, and my heart is Qianan. Here I want to tell you one thing. Thanks to the official recognition and recognition, I have now obtained a new achievement, which is the title of officially certified extraordinary mentor.
As for how I got this title, of course it has something to do with my extraordinary ability. Some netizens were curious about what my extraordinary ability is. Now I will reveal the answer. My extraordinary ability is actually from writing. Obtain relevant supernatural knowledge in the novel.
Having said that, some of my friends must have already guessed why I got the title of "Officially Certified Super Mentor".
That's right, it is because I have mastered the extraordinary knowledge in the novel, and with the official affirmation, I was able to spread and teach it.
I have never been in the habit of beating around the bush, so here, I will directly talk about my first lesson, "Basic Internal Strength". I believe that netizens who have read martial arts novels and corresponding works are no strangers to internal strength.
And this "Basic Internal Strength" is the extraordinary knowledge I obtained from my novel "Tongzun". It is from the "Basic Internal Strength" taught by Quanzhen Taoism. Notes, I will describe in detail how to have the sense of qi and how to extract the first ray of qi.....
The above is the cultivation method of "Basic Internal Strength". As long as you practice according to the tutorial, you will be able to successfully obtain true energy. If students have any doubts, or if there are special circumstances that are different from the description in the tutorial, please stop practicing, and then Private message me, I will try my best to reply and answer students' questions, then, today's class is here, get out of class is over! "
After the video was recorded, Lin Qian'an edited and produced it, and he was busy until eleven o'clock in the evening before it was almost finished.
The first official production video was posted on the platform, he is really a little inexperienced, but overall it is not bad, the scene is very simple, mainly his narration and pictures, and his use of infuriating skills .
Even people with no foundation can learn it after reading it.
I took a title of [Extraordinary Introduction, Basic Internal Skills], clicked upload, and 10 minutes later, I entered the review background.
Looking at the words under review, Lin Qianan stretched, got up and opened the door, and went to the night market to find Zaphant for a skewer.
Although it is night now, the weather is still quite hot.
Qing'an City is already hot, and it is still July, and the daily average temperature is above [-] degrees, which is unbearable for individuals.
Walking on the road, Lin Qian'an's mind moved slightly, his true energy circulated around his body, and a slight chill came from him, which made him feel much more comfortable.
This is the technique of using the Life and Death Talisman of the Tianshan Child Elder in the Tianshan Vulture Palace in the game. It can turn water into ice and condense into a Life and Death Talisman.
It is an extremely cruel means of control.
However, if you only consider the effect of the upper part, it is still very powerful for removing heat.
Of course, ordinary warriors would never do this.
Refining true qi is not easy, doing so is a waste of waste.
Even a warrior who has just entered the innate world, who can obtain energy from the world to restore his true essence, generally would not do so.
That is Lin Qian'an, a wonderful flower, relying on the automatic breathing internal strength and the special nature of her own lung cancer, she doesn't care about the loss of her true energy at all, so she can use her true energy so recklessly.
When I came to the night market, there were a lot of stalls and people eating barbecue scattered here and there.
The arrival of summer has also prompted many people to like to come out at night.
However, Lin Qianan was not interested in other people's baked goods, so he just waited against the wall outside the alley where Zaphant had appeared for a long time.
During the waiting time, he looked at the backstage of his Chaofan APP. The video hadn't been reviewed yet, so everyone was probably off work by now.
Feeling a little empty in her heart, Lin Qian'an clicked on a video of a girl dancing in cool clothes.
The other party seems to be an extraordinary person!
As an extraordinary person, he didn't join the dragon group to save the world, but he danced here in such a depraved way, he must criticize it!
While Lin Qianan was watching the video, on the other side of the night market, a man and a woman in dragon uniforms were surrounding a headless corpse.
Their names are Ding Hong and An Tong respectively.
Because the former is strict in his work in the company, even telling jokes can lead to long-term silence and embarrassment. Therefore, the company people joked about "Ding jokes" to show that he is special.
Later, at some point, he discovered that he had an ability, that is, after telling a joke, if the other party didn't laugh, he would be frozen directly.
Really cool!
It's on par with "Joke from Hell".
Thanks to this, he was recruited into the second team of Qing'an City Dragon Group Bureau and became one of the members.
An Tong is much simpler. She likes to listen to music. Whether she is reading novels or doing things, she cannot do without various BGMs. She especially likes to match different novel scenes and various characters with different BGMs to increase the sense of substitution.
Her favorite meme is, "In my BGM, no one can beat me".
Then one day she inexplicably possessed the ability to add BGM and BUFF to people.
Ever since, at the invitation of the Dragon Team staff, she resigned and joined the Dragon Team.
At this time, the headless corpse ran into a dead end. Seeing this, An Tong directly switched to the BGM of "A Man Should Be Self-Reliant" for Ding Hong. In an instant, Ding Hong felt that his physique had been comprehensively improved, and suddenly exerted his strength Sprinting, he overtook the headless corpse in two or three steps, and was directly blocked outside the dead end.
After the headless corpse ran into the dead end, it was going to turn around and run away, but it was stopped by An Tong, and its steps suddenly hesitated.
Listening to the BGM coming from the Bluetooth headset, Ding Hong raised his gun and looked at the headless corpse on the opposite side and said seriously: "A bun was walking on the road and suddenly became hungry, so it ate itself!"
Headless Corpse: "..."
At the moment when the headless corpse was speechless, a burst of icy cold fell on his limbs, freezing them suddenly.
An Tong, who was not smiling, came over, looked at Ding Hong and said, "I think you can freeze people to death even if you haven't awakened your extraordinary ability!"
If it weren't for the fact that she would be frozen if she didn't laugh when she heard a joke, she really couldn't laugh in the face of this joke.
"Is my sense of humor really that bad?" Ding Hong asked a little puzzled.
"It's great, I just want to laugh when I see you, okay?" An Tong twitched the corner of his mouth, switched the BGM of the Great Compassion Mantra for Ding Hong, and said, "Quick, go and save it!"
As the music sounded, Ding Hong's body glowed with a faint golden Buddha light.
An inexplicable sense of peace and compassion emerged from his heart. Ding Hong clasped his palms together and performed a Buddha ceremony, and immediately shot directly at the headless corpse.
Bang~!
The bullet with a faint golden light flew out from the muzzle of the gun, and quickly rushed towards the body of the headless corpse.
At this time, the headless corpse suddenly broke free and dodged the bullet.
Afterwards, his figure jumped up, borrowed a little strength on the wall, and fled to the other side by jumping over the wall.
Ding Hong and An Tong's expressions changed slightly, and they hurriedly chased after them.
"There's a night market in front, we can't let it run into it, we've caught shrimp, hurry up!" An Tong said after switching the BGM.
"No way, your song doesn't help my own speed, only driving is useful, if I can't catch up!!" Ding Hong yelled at An Tong while running.
"Then replace it with the Divine Comedy of Nuclear Explosion, burn it up and smash it!"
Following An Tong's words, Ding Hong felt that the sound of the music in his ears had changed, the muscles of his whole body were tense, and the blood rushed straight to his brain. A force was born from the bottom of his heart, and the speed increased by a large amount.
Even so, he still couldn't catch up to the headless corpse in a short time.
Ding Hong's eyes widened when he saw the headless corpse about to crawl into the dark alley and into the night market.
Boom~boom!
And at the moment the headless corpse entered the alley, there was a sudden sound of a club being struck.
Immediately, the headless corpse flew out backwards at a speed faster than rushing into the alley, hit the wall directly, and slowly slid down.
With Ding Hong's dumbfounded expression, Lin Qian'an walked out of the alley slowly with a puzzled face, holding a mountain stick.
Chapter 49 Music skewers + BGM + witch medicine =? ? ?
When Lin Qian'an heard movement in the alley, he thought it was Zaphant coming, which made him beam with joy.
However, when he saw a headless corpse rushing towards him, his expression suddenly froze on the spot.
Subconsciously, Lin Qian'an took out the stick from the storage ring, and then charged up and smashed it out.
The headless corpse flew upside down and hit the distant wall directly. It seemed that half of the bones had been broken, completely losing the ability to move.
Lin Qian'an walked out from the alley, just in time to see Ding Hong with a dull face and An Tong running out of breath behind him.
Looking at the uniforms the two were wearing, Lin Qian'an recognized that they were members of the Dragon Group.
He took out his certificate and said, "Non-staff members of the Dragon Group, our own people!"
Seeing the certificate and hearing Lin Qian'an's explanation, Ding Hong couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. He also took out the certificate and said, "Qing'an City Dragon Group Bureau, Ding Hong, Second Detachment, hello!"
"Whoa~" At this moment, An Tong ran up out of breath. She supported Ding Hong's shoulders, panting, and complained: "Why...my...BGM... Doesn't work for me? This ability is...too... rubbish!"
"This is my partner, named An Tong." Ding Hong introduced to Lin Qian'an.
Lin Qian'an nodded, looked at the headless corpse that was lying on the ground and moved from time to time, and asked, "What are you going to do with this?"
"It's just a first-level weird existence. I'll add a BGM to him and just destroy it directly!" An Tong calmed down a little at this time, and said directly.
With that said, An Tong switched the BGM for Ding Hong with his smart watch.
At the same time, Ding Hong also had a layer of peaceful golden light on his body.
Seeing this, Lin Qian'an's expression became a little curious.
He attached the true essence to his ears and used a trick to enhance his hearing, and immediately heard the Great Compassion Mantra from Ding Hong's Bluetooth headset.
In an instant, Lin Qian'an roughly understood An Tong's ability.
It can add different BUFF assistance for teammates to switch BGM, but it should be useless for yourself.
He can also hear the BGM now, but he has not been blessed, which proves that he still has a certain ability of intelligent recognition, and he needs An Tong's approval to get the BUFF, or, she can only add BUFF to one person.
Just as Lin Qian'an was thinking, the gun in Ding Hong's hand was aimed at the headless corpse.
Bang~!
The bullet with a faint golden light shot out, directly hitting the body of the headless corpse.
Immediately, the faint golden light began to spread over the headless corpse along with the bullets, and it was burned to ashes in a short time.
However, a slightly old photo was left in place.
In Lin Qian'an's eyes, that photo shone red, and it was a stalk.
He stepped forward and quietly picked up the photo.
In the photo, it looks like a family of three.
On the left and right sides are father and mother, in the middle is a little girl smiling sweetly, the mother on the left is also smiling happily, only the father on the right has no head.
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