No jokes here

The concept was too mysterious, and Lin Qianan found that even with Nian's body, he couldn't fully understand it.

how to say?

Lin Qianan felt that it was like you wrote a paragraph on paper and said: This is an infinitely long rope.

Then in the low dimension, the rope begins to extend infinitely.

There is an intelligent life in the low dimension miraculously obtained this rope, and he began to explore the mystery of this rope, but he is destined not to understand where the end of this rope is, because in terms of setting, it is infinite long.

In the same way, the "setting" of the concept may just be incomprehensible.

Lin Qian'an slowly opened his eyes, and gave up the plan to understand the concept of "miracle" from the root.

This thing is not what he can understand now.

Just like ordinary people understand the rules, it is completely distorting the rules of reality with their own will.

It is wrong for you to understand the process itself.

Because it just doesn't make sense.

.....

December 21, at three o'clock in the morning.

Not long after Lin Qian'an returned from the "Pioneer" game, while watching the news while holding Xiaojiu and drinking fairy tea, he received a call from the dragon group.

A miraculous light flashed across Lin Qian'an's body, Lin Qian'an had endowed him with the "miracle of insight", and before Wang Jian could open his mouth, he understood the whole thing.

After answering the phone, Lin Qian'an did not wait for Wang Jian to speak, and said, "Got it."

Immediately, Lin Qianan hung up the phone.

At the same time, a miraculous light flashed on Lin Qian'an's body, and disappeared straight away.

...

...

Shuguang is a top member of the dragon group. He also had his own ability at the beginning of the birth of the stalk.

However, his ability to stalk is very special. Because of his bad luck in the past, he was prone to accidents in everything he did, so he was often called a disaster star by his colleagues and friends.

"Dawn is here, there must be nothing good!

"

This sentence is the best portrayal of him.

And his ability to stalk is an extension of this sentence.

Wherever he goes, disasters are inevitable, and all the creatures around, as long as they are not higher than him, their luck will be cut in half.

Even if the strength is stronger than him, it has to be affected.

But this kind of bad luck is not a bad thing, because the luck that was cut off was actually plundered by himself.

Every time he goes, there will be various disasters, but after the disaster, it will often bring him a lot of growth.

As a result, he was concealed and sent abroad to perform secret missions, and joined SHIELD as an agent.

During the time he joined S.H.I.E.L.D., every time he went out to perform a mission, other members of the team would encounter various accidents. Only he could persevere until the end to complete the mission.

Because of this, he was promoted step by step until he became the ninth-level agent of SHIELD today.

By the way, his current strength is at the peak of the fourth level.

Nick Fury, the leader of S.H.I.E.L.D., also handed him a top-secret information, hoping that he could join a team called "Avengers".

Hehe, of course he would not refuse such a proposal.

However, just after their team was formed and they were performing their first mission, an accident occurred.

They were dispatched to prevent the coming of an Outer God.

The name of this foreign god is "Flying Spaghetti God".

That's right, it is the true god of the Lezi sect "Flying Spaghetti Sect" or "Flying Spaghetti Sect".

The god they believe in is a ball of noodles flying in the sky.

Their teachings have almost no teachings, and they don’t even require you to believe in your own gods. You only need to preach peace and live a good life.

Anyone, as long as you are willing to join the Feitian Noodle Sect, then you are a follower of this Sect.

Because of the simple teaching conditions and teachings.

So followers of this sect even spread all over the world.

It is also very strange to say that since the appearance of this Outer God, she has not paid much attention to her followers from the beginning to the end. She only comes out occasionally to refresh her sense of existence, and never interferes with the development of the world.

From this point of view, it fits her definition of a fun god.

However, that Lezi God has no idea of ​​interfering with the development of the world, but some of her ambitious believers do.

So, they began to secretly hold a ceremony in New York City, intending to summon the flying spaghetti god to descend.

This incident was monitored by SHIELD, so they sent Shuguang and their Avengers team to stop it.

With Suguang's participation, if there is no accident in this matter, they will definitely have an accident.

Nick Fury is still too big-hearted.

I only thought that Shuguang simply didn't meet a good teammate, but I didn't know that he was the real team destroyer!

The six teammates who came with them are all gone now, and they were all killed by the followers of the Flying Pasta God Cult.

Only Shuguang was left alone in this different space where the ceremony was held.

The power of the outer gods has penetrated into this space, and Shuguang feels that his consciousness has been distorted and polluted by it.

In the face of higher levels of mystery, that's for sure.

Not far away, the believers of the Outer God were chanting the prayer for the coming of the Flying Spaghetti God.

"God of Flying Noodles, we sincere believers pray for your coming, hope that you will come and lead us to endless prosperity and prosperity, we will sing your name and let the whole world know..."

Shu Guang hid behind the wall, covered his ears, and did not continue listening.

Although it was just an ordinary prayer, he was not a believer in the Flying Spaghetti God, and if he continued to listen, he would be polluted by the power of this outer god.

Anyway, before being shrouded by this different space, he had already sent the information back to the Dragon Group, and the next situation has nothing to do with him.

Even the most rubbish foreign gods must be above level five. Faced with such an existence, I am afraid that only Long Yi and [Jia] can deal with them.

Speaking of which, [home] is the information of a fifth-level transcendent, or he knew it from Nick Fury.

If Nick Fury hadn't told him, he wouldn't have known that there was another fifth-level existence in Xuanguo.

Just as he was thinking, Shuguang suddenly felt that the entire space began to distort. In the void, endless rays of light emerged. These lights illuminated the believers and directly polluted them.

Let their form begin to distort, and their bodies begin to become like noodles.

Although Shuguang was not in the Advent Ceremony, he was also affected. His fingers and arms began to bend like waves, and his body softened like noodles.

The consequence of facing the Outer God directly is to be infected by its power and then gradually assimilated.

If this continues, he will also become a monster made of spaghetti.

Dawn gritted his teeth, he would rather die than turn into a noodle monster.

And just when his idea appeared, a figure swaggered in this space.

He is holding a fluffy colorful "chicken doll" in his arms. He is wearing casual clothes and a pair of flip-flops under his feet. He looks like he just walked out of the house and is going to go to the supermarket downstairs to buy something. of A Zhai.

As soon as he appeared, he instantly attracted the attention of all the beings in the field.

Because the power that belongs only to Flying Spaghetti God can't act on him. Wherever he is, the power of Flying Spaghetti God is like dirt facing detergent, and it is naturally pushed away.

Lin Qian'an stepped up to Shuguang's side and asked aloud, "Shuguang?"

"It's me..." Shuguang said weakly.

Lin Qian'an nodded, stretched out his right hand and snapped his fingers.

A colorful miraculous glow flashed across Shuguang, and the "miracle that is not disturbed by the power of the outer gods" had already been bestowed on Shuguang.

Shuguang's body instantly returned to normal. He moved his body, and the shock in his heart was indescribable.

Not far away, those believers of the evil god stared at them blankly, but they didn't intend to move.

It's not that they don't want to move, but that Lin Qian'an has already used the "miracle of time not flowing" on them.

Without the impetus of time and matter, to a certain extent, they are not much different from dead things.

Holding Xiaojiu in his arms, he walked slowly to the center of the ceremony. Lin Qian'an looked at the center shining with dazzling light. Behind the light was the Flying Noodle God.

What surprised Lin Qian'an was that he didn't seem to have any intention of descending. He was huddled into a ball at this moment, desperately trying to return to the different space he was in.

It seems that this is really the salted fish god that fits the setting, but he was forced to react because of the stalk.

The corner of his mouth curled up, Lin Qianan snapped his fingers, and the miraculous light shone, trying to reverse everything and send this true god back to his hometown.

But when the miraculous light flashed by, Lin Qian'an was stunned.

Because he discovered that the other party unexpectedly also existed at the sixth level.

He couldn't reverse this Advent Ceremony!

But there is another good news that it seems that the other party has not been completely born from the meme, and what he has at this time is only a part of his body and strength.

No wonder people don't want to come.

It’s like you are in your mother’s womb, you just grew a head, and then your father thinks that this head is all you have, and directly wants to get your head out of your mother’s womb by caesarean section and raise you up.

Finally, a lump of wet dough was directly squeezed out from the light, and then two eyes and a mouth grew out of the dough like a snail, and a humanized expression of lovelessness .

She looked at Lin Qian'an, and said directly, "Let me say it first, I have no intention of ruling the world, and I have no ambitions. I would be happy if you could send me back to my heaven. Don't do anything. I abide by civilization." The existence of order...”

Lin Qian'an raised her eyebrows, this foreign god seems to be a little special?

Chapter 318 Rewarding the Good and Punishing the Evil!awful!

After communicating with Shuguang for a while, Lin Qian'an took the "Flying Noodle God" and left this different space.

Shuguang still has a mission, so he can't stay for long. The Flying Noodle God has already descended, and the other party's essence is also a sixth-level existence. Although only a part of it has descended now, Lin Qian'an can't send it back even if he wants to.

But it seems that this guy doesn't have any ambitions, and maybe he can win over his allies.

So Lin Qian'an planned to take her back to Xuan Kingdom to find Wang Jian and ask them about the situation.

Inside the Dragon Headquarters.

Wang Jian looked at Lin Qian'an, who had a noodle monster on his shoulder, with a puzzled expression.

"This is?" Wang Jian asked.

"It's the Flying Noodle God!" Lin Qianan said while holding Xiaojiu and pointing to his right shoulder.

"You can be brief. My official god name is "Flying Noodle God", which will facilitate future communication." A mouth grew out of the noodle ball, and he corrected it.

"So, this flying noodles god, can you explain the situation?" Wang Jian asked aloud.

"That's a long story..." said Flying Noodles.

"Let's make a long story short." Lin Qianan interrupted.

"Okay then!" Fei Mian said with a helpless expression, "To put it simply, I was finally born out of an illusory story, and I was drinking beer and watching TV dramas happily in my own paradise, when suddenly my Believers use rituals to let me come down, and then rule the world or something, my sect has no such teachings at all..."

"Then you came? Can't you refuse?" Wang Jian asked suspiciously.

"Reject? What right do you think I have to refuse? I was born based on you humans, so naturally I have to follow the corresponding rules..." Having said that, the Flying Noodles suddenly stopped, paused and then said : "In short, you can understand it as some force majeure."

Hearing this, Lin Qian'an narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling that his words revealed some hidden secrets.

"What are your plans now?" Wang Jian asked.

"Find me a place where I can continue to drink and watch TV. If you need help, I can help, but first let me say that I will never participate in wars. This is the bottom line!

"The Flying Noodle said.

Lin Qian'an and Wang Jian looked at each other, as if they understood each other's thoughts.

Ever since, Lin Qian'an became the caretaker of the flying noodles, and took her directly back to the apartment.

After returning to the apartment, Flying Face looked a little weird.