No jokes here

If there is, he will manipulate the tortoise to kill it in the cradle in advance.

In this way, the Dayan Calamity did not come early.

Turtle is 180 million years old.

The Turtle's domestic device repair line has engaged in a show operation.

They have developed a method of inheriting the culture vessel.

The general meaning is to pass on an artifact that has been cultivated from generation to generation, and continue to cultivate it for the next generation.

Until a real artifact with more than one Taoist artifact is raised.

At the beginning, it really made them come up with a little trick.

Raised a few not weak Taoist artifacts.

Unfortunately, devices also have limits.

The Tao of each person who cultivates is different. Every monk who enters the Dao realm accumulates utensils once, which means that the utensils need to carry the Tao of one more person.

If the Dao conflicts with each other, it will no longer be able to be cultivated.

Even if there is no conflict, if the utensil of accumulation carries too many Taos, the material of the utensil itself is not enough to carry these Taos.

The result is only one.

The device is destroyed!

On the side of the witchcraft system, some people are also trying to expand the kingdom of God to the size of the real world, or even bigger, so as to touch the extraordinary realm of the fifth level.

Unfortunately, they also failed.

It's not that they can't perform miracles with great force, but that their strength is not strong enough.

Not big enough! !

At present, the largest kingdom of God that has been recorded has just reached [-]/[-] of the Turtle Kingdom.

You still want to reach level five?

I didn't even dream of doing this.

This step from the fourth level to the fifth level is really huge, so big that it is unimaginable.

"The Sutra of Yunqi" contains the practice methods from the Taoist realm to the Xiaozhen realm. As long as one's own weapons are cultivated to the real weapon level, one can break through to the fifth-level Xiaozhen realm.

But it is extremely difficult to cultivate a real weapon by yourself alone.

At least it is impossible for a cultivator to enter the Taoist realm for only ten thousand years.

Even giving them 10, million, or tens of millions of years won't do it.

To reach the fifth level, it is one thing to have a clear path, but lifespan and environment are also key, and one's own talent is also an indispensable link.

Lin Qian'an made a conclusion at the end. Only when all the above conditions are met, or if you can achieve the ultimate in a certain aspect, can you really step into the fifth level.

For example, Long Yi, he should have the ultimate advantage in talent and environment, that's why he was able to step into the fifth level.

As for the tortoise, Lin Qian'an believes that its biggest advantage is lifespan.

With a lifespan of more than 1 million years, even a pig can become a god pig, not to mention that tortoises still have the blood of gods and beasts.

Looking at Guigui's golden experience bar that just nodded, Lin Qian'an sighed, pressed the mouse with his index finger, and clicked on fast forward.

"wait!!"

Wait and wait, Lin Qian'an's plot fast-forwarded again and again.

The time has come to October tenth.

The lifespan of the tortoise at this time has reached 1000 million years.

During this period of time, countless arrogances in the tortoise country appeared back and forth, and eventually disappeared one by one. Only on the tortoise's obelisk were countless mysterious dao patterns, which recorded the dao of each of them. .

Mountains and rivers change, buildings are demolished and built, built and demolished.

With the advancement of science and technology, there are new discoveries at the micro level every year.

All kinds of supernatural powers and secret methods also emerged crazily, and countless intelligent people came up with various methods, all just to evolve to the extraordinary level of the fifth level.

But they are still out of reach.

There is a shortage in the world, and what mortals can do is limited, so how can they pursue the infinite state?

Guigui is [-] years old, and under Lin Qianan's control, it sits high in the imperial palace that was originally transformed from the Shengui Temple.

Beside him, a clam shell more than five meters wide slowly opened, revealing a small carp dormant inside.

Even though the little carp is gifted, comprehended the supernatural power of [Longevity], and prolonged its own lifespan through hibernation, but now it is on the verge of exhaustion.

The little carp looked at Guigui with some nostalgia in his eyes.

[Li Yuelong: Ao Shou, I'm going to die! 】

Seeing this scene, Lin Qianan's expression was moved.

In any case, he didn't want to see the little carp die.

Little carp is the first friend that Guigui has met since he was born, and also the Taoist companion he has been with for the longest time.

If the little carp is gone, the tortoise will really have no roots.

[Ao Shou: I won't let you die. You haven't transformed into a dragon yet. This is my blood crystal. If you eat it, you can prolong your life! 】

As he said that, Lin Qian'an directly asked Guigui to self-mutilate to take off the blood essence that would prolong his life by more than 10 years.

Seeing this scene, Little Carp shook his head weakly.

[Li Yuelong: Ao Shou, I don't want to drink your blood, or you will lose your life for a long time. 】

[Ao Shou: If I am the only demon left to live in this world, what can I do if I live tens of millions of years longer? 】

In the end, the little carp listened to Lin Qian'an's persuasion and drank the blood of the turtle.

However, in order not to waste the tortoise's blood, it will still use the way of dormancy to make itself live as long as possible.

When Guigui's cultivation level reached the peak of the Demon Venerable, his lifespan was more than 1000 million years.

And after these 1000 million years, Guigui relied on the supernatural power of [carrying weight] to carry countless Taoist artifacts, its own attributes have improved, and its lifespan has also increased by nearly 500 million years.

Even if the 10-year lifespan is distributed to the small carp, the current tortoise still has more than 490 million years of lifespan left.

In fact, it doesn't affect the tortoise very much.

.....

.....

The plot of the game has almost no progress, it just keeps repeating.

And what Lin Qian'an can do is to do the task repeatedly, and then fast-forward the plot, and by the way, let the tortoise continue to use [carrying weight] to carry the Taoist artifacts of the deceased arrogance to increase its own attributes.

Ever since, Lin Qian'an would take some time out every day to practice.

He mainly comprehended a few secret methods he had obtained from Ziwei College Yanglin not long ago.

During the conversation with Yang Lin at that time, Lin Qian'an learned that Yang Lin had the characteristic of immortality, and that the fighting skills he possessed were almost special secret techniques that relied on self-mutilation to improve his combat effectiveness, so he asked curiously.

Yang Lin happened to be thinking about what to use to thank Lin Qian'an for his action. When Lin Qian'an asked, he immediately sent three documents related to the secret technique.

These three secret techniques are called "Dafa of Disintegration of Heavenly Demon", "Secret Technique of Burning Blood", and "Soul Breaking Technique".

Relying on the blessing of Tong Zun's [Divine Enlightenment], Lin Qian'an has now comprehended and learned these three secret arts to a perfect level.

"The Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa" is a secret technique that squeezes the body to the limit in exchange for explosive power.

After using it, the user's body will basically disintegrate into countless fragments, so it is called "The Great Method of Disintegrating Heavenly Demons".

Lin Qianan also tried to use it after learning it.

In the case of the integration of man and machine, Lin Qian'an's use of the "Dafa of Disintegration of Heavenly Demon" just squeezed a little more cellular energy, released some restrictions, and the side effects did not affect him much.

But the blessing is not high, not even comparable to a third-level peak physical ability.

"Blood Burning Secret Method" is to exchange for massive energy by burning blood essence.

Lin Qianan has the rule-level ability of [nuclear fusion cells], and with the stalk of lung cancer cells, this secret method seems a bit tasteless to him.

Finally, there is "Broken Soul Art".

This extraordinary secret method enhances spiritual attributes.

If the "Dafa of Disintegration of Heavenly Demon" is to squeeze the bones and muscles of the body, and the "Secret Method of Burning Blood" is to burn blood essence, then "Soul Breaking Art" is to directly smash one's own soul in exchange for a massive increase in spiritual power.

Lin Qianan dared to try the former two, but Lin Qianan dared not touch the latter.

His body is damaged, and he can recover in seconds by relying on supernatural powers.

Only in the aspect of spirit and soul, Lin Qian'an dared not commit suicide casually.

Of course, although he did not dare to use the "Soul Broken Art" directly, but by studying its principle of smashing the soul to obtain spiritual power, Lin Qian'an deduced a method to detonate the mind in another way.

He tentatively called it [Nian Lei].

The method of use is very simple, that is to condense a part of one's own divine sense and detonate it in a specific way.

[Nian Lei]'s attack is not limited to the physical body, it is also powerfully destructive to the soul.

If Lin Qian'an condenses half of his spiritual thoughts into [Nian Lei], he can even reach an attack range of [-] meters.

Although Lin Qian'an will lose part of his divine sense because of this, but relying on the [Energy Conversion] ability, Lin Qian'an will soon recover.

And most importantly, this trick is very dark.

The detonation of [Nian Lei] is instantaneous, and all you can perceive is the fluctuation of spiritual thoughts.

Lin Qian'an asked himself, if he didn't know in advance, he would only think that the other party was scanning his situation with divine thoughts, and he would not think that the other party wanted to blow him up.

Even if there is defense, it will only guard against the physical body, and it is difficult to guard against attacks against the soul.

Moreover, depending on the amount of detonated divine thoughts, the instantaneous spread can even reach tens of thousands of meters away. This kind of attack, ordinary monks can't escape at all.

After some research, Lin Qian'an was also very satisfied with the addition of a large-scale lethal skill targeting the soul.

On October [-]th, a large-scale regional terrier descended on Xiangxi.

All the people in Xiangxi gained the ability to drive corpses overnight.

Because of its limited scope, this conceptual object was finally rated as a third-level object.

The story quickly hit the news and spread quickly.

Immediately, people in other places also began to panic or look forward to it.

If they only know some special skills, or ride a cockroach, the giant panda can barely accept going to school and work, and I am afraid that some negative regional stalks will come.

For example, people from a certain place specialize in stealing manhole covers;

At the same time, Lin Qian'an's supernatural clone also appeared in a village called Wangjiagou in Qing'an City.

Now while Lin Qianan is playing games on his own, he will also let the avatar go out to help the dragon group solve some abnormal incidents. While collecting stalks for himself, it can be regarded as contributing to the country.

What he was going to deal with this time was a watermelon.

A "watermelon in the countryside".

A week ago, a farmer in Wangjiagou harvested a watermelon.

When he opened everything, the watermelon kept bubbling out, filling up the buckets and water tanks at home, and it was still bubbling out.

And the current is getting bigger and bigger.

He was a little scared and superstitious, so he went out and buried the melon in the mountain.

This is great, there is now a small river directly in Wangjiagou.

The water gushed out from the mountain like a mountain torrent, and it couldn't stop at all, and most of the land in Wangjiagou was submerged.

And all of this comes from a meme circulating on the Internet.

Because many Internet celebrities who sell goods online like to say how "fresh and juicy" the rural fruits or vegetables they sell are.

Then some people imitate the routines of those Internet celebrities, connect the faucet under the fruit they eat, cut the fruit, look at the fruit or vegetables gushing out of the tap water, and say how fresh and juicy the fruits in their countryside are, to satirize those internet celebrity.

And the netizens are also happy to play tricks and echo them below.

What to say, "Our village was drought that year, and I bought a tomato from them, and then there was a flood directly."