No jokes here

"No Memes Here" Author: Lonely Wing

Copywriter:

I don't know since when, the stalks in this world have gradually become a reality.

The powerhouses of the Dongxuan Kingdom Dragon Group are like clouds.

Someone was dealing with the Tigers with a sliding shovel.

The man named Long Aotian was blessed with luck and looked down upon him.

The teenager whose marriage has been divorced, as long as he says 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, he can get 30 years of luck blessing! !

Understand the applause, and let the person who hears this sentence forcefully clap for ten seconds.

Are you teaching me what to do?Hearing this, the opposite sex will hand over all his belongings to you.

A person with the title of God of War can summon [-] retired special forces with a single order.

City soldier king, library grandfather......

All things that have special abilities because of stalks are called stalks.

As an orphan, Lin Qianan also obtained a stalk belonging to him after an accident.

Chapter 1 Memes Game

Lin Qian sat quietly on the computer chair, looking at the test results on the desktop.

Lung cancer, advanced stage.

Doctors say he has at most three months to live.

Of course, when he said this, the doctor's attitude was a little unconfident.

Three months is the most optimistic result, and the greater probability is that he will die in less than three months.

The only thing that comforts Lin Qian'an is that he has no father or mother since he was a child, and has no worries.

The tens of thousands of dollars that Cary saved were also sent to the orphanage, and now he has more than 3000 yuan left to survive.

Life and death are fate, he has done what he can do, and the rest is to spend this last period of time with peace of mind.

"Cough~cough~"

A burst of severe coughing came out, Lin Qian'an resisted the pain in his lungs, and skillfully picked up the painkiller and the water glass on the table with trembling hands.

"Cough cough cough cough cough ~"

However, before he could take the medicine, he coughed again, and the opened water glass fell directly on the table, soaking the computer host underneath.

Lin Qian'an's expression changed slightly, but the severe cough and the pain in his chest made it impossible for him to stop what was happening.

Crackling~!

The next moment, as expected, a burst of sparks flashed on the computer mainframe, a burst of smoke and dust rose up, and the computer screen went black.

Coughing, Lin Qian'an struggled to hold up the water glass and cut off the electricity, and immediately collapsed on the chair, looking at the ceiling with dull eyes.

Blessings are unparalleled and misfortunes never come singly. The leak in the house happens to rain overnight, and the boat is late and hits the headwind.

Sometimes, people are backed by luck, and everything really goes wrong!

Don't even think about it, this computer must be scrapped.

But the days and nights of the past four years, it has worked hard enough, and it is time for it to take a break.

It happened that it took a step first, and then I went to accompany it.

After a while, the pain in Lin Qian'an's chest eased slightly, he struggled to straighten up on the chair, and looked at his computer mainframe.

But at this moment, his expression froze directly on his face.

The original black plastic case has now turned into a silver-white metal case full of technological sense, and although the power has been cut off, the transparent protective case on the side is still shining with colorful lights.

Right in front of the case, a big colorful "stalk" character is appearing there, and judging from the depression around it, it seems that this is also the power button.

And not only the host, but also the monitor, keyboard and mouse connected to it have also changed.

They have also turned into a silver-white metal appearance full of technology, and the display size seems to be larger?

He remembered that his monitor was only 24 inches, but now it seems to be at least [-] inches, right?

Is it very Thai?

Looking at it, Lin Qianan's breathing became a little slower, but the pain in his lungs made it difficult for him to continue thinking.

In desperation, he picked up a tissue and wiped the blood spilling from the corner of his mouth due to coughing, picked up the water glass, took a glass of water from the water dispenser beside him, took his painkiller, and swallowed it all with the water down.

With the help of painkillers, after a while, Lin Qianan recovered a little. He looked at the silver-white metal case, and slowly reached out and touched the stalk.

Click~!

Following Lin Qian'an's light touch, a crisp sound came out, and immediately the monitor, mouse and keyboard lit up, and a colorful word "stalk" appeared on the monitor.

A second later, the computer turned on and a white desktop appeared.

There is nothing on this desktop, only a software icon of "Meme Game" in the center.

The color of this software icon is very special, if Lin Qianan could describe it, it would be "colorful black".

Lin Qianan shook the mouse, and an arrow appeared.

The operation is not much different from the normal operation of the computer before.

He placed the mouse arrow on the only software icon, hesitated for a second or two, and double-clicked to open it.

[The meme game is being activated...]

【Binding the host...】

【Bind successfully...】

Three system prompts were quickly displayed on the computer monitor, and then a simple panel appeared before Lin Qianan's eyes.

Host: Lin Qianan

Games purchased: None

Cleared games: None

Stem Points: 0

This panel is directly displayed on his retina, not in the computer.

As Lin Qianan turned his mind, the panel disappeared.

He thought about it again, and he could make it appear.

It's a very simple way of operating.

Lin Qian'an turned his gaze back to the computer. On the monitor, a simple operation interface was displayed at this moment.

There are two options on the top of the interface, one is the game that can be played, the other is the game store, and there is an exit option in the lower right corner.

Lin Qian'an first clicked on the option to play games, and there was nothing in it, just a clean and white interface.

After clicking Back, Lin Qianan opened the game store again.

Inside, there is a game icon in ink painting style, which looks like an ancient man wearing a hat and a cloak.

On the icon, there is a red letter on it that reads "On sale for a limited time this month". Below the icon is the word "Jianghu", which seems to be the name of the game.

On the right side of the game icon, there is a number [10], which is probably the purchase price.

Unsurprisingly, it should be purchased with the stalk points seen on the panel just now.

Lin Qian'an clicked on that icon, and a system prompt appeared in front of him.

[Tip: Do you want to consume 10 points to buy the current game? 】

There are two choices "Yes" and "No".

Although he guessed that he couldn't buy it, Lin Qian'an still clicked yes.

At the same time, another system prompt appeared.

【Reminder: You cannot purchase the current game with your stalk point balance, please collect enough stalk points to buy again! 】

[Reminder: The stalk point is carried by the stalk itself and cannot be obtained from the game. Players need to collect it by themselves. 】

Lin Qian'an fell silent and began to enter a state of thinking.

Although he is just a street writer, he is no stranger to the things in front of him.

There is no doubt that this is an extraordinary event, and according to the extremely coincidental routine, there is a high probability that it is his golden finger.

However, unlike the system in the novel and the other golden fingers, it seems to be relatively simple and dull. Lin Qianan tried to ask questions in his heart but did not get an answer from it, and he did not see much of its current role.

It is speculated that the game can be played through this computer, but the benefits of the game itself are uncertain.

Of course, there may be no benefits, even if it is a simple game.

But there is no doubt that it may be his chance to survive the cancer.

But where to get the stem point is also a problem.

After thinking for a while, Lin Qian'an took out his mobile phone and began to inquire about the meaning of the word stem.

Although he usually plays tricks, he is actually not very clear about the specific relevant knowledge.

After a while, he got the answer he wanted.

Generally speaking, stalks refer to jokes composed of some popular languages, videos, pictures and the like.

Evolved from the homonym of "Pengge" in cross talk.

And most of the people who like to play tricks are young people.

After thinking about it for a while, Lin Qian'an was able to figure out what the stem might be.

He opened a video software on his mobile phone and logged into a video website.

This is a video website "Bizhan" that young people like to use most. At present, most of the memes come from it.

Later, Lin Qianan searched for the keyword "stalk".

A series of videos came out.

Some famous meme videos at the top of the list have hundreds of millions of views.

Lin Qian'an clicked on the first video and played it. It was a video of a hunk dancing. The picture quality was a bit blurry, but it was magical.

Many of the actions in it are used for teasing.

After the video was played, Lin Qian'an did not see any system prompts.

Afterwards, Lin Qian'an played several more popular videos one after another, and those videos were all very funny, and Lin Qian'an even clicked on a cross talk video.

But it turned out that none of them responded.

Lin Qian'an tried to search out the pictures of famous memes, emoticons, and even the famous plots in the novels.

However, there was no response.

The thoughts in his mind changed, and Lin Qianan had a clear idea in his mind.

No pictures, text, or video.

Either he didn't find the right way to collect it, or the virtual item is not considered a stalk.

Of course, it is also possible that the stalks identified by his golden finger are relatively special items, and not all stalking things can be recognized.

Lin Qian'an thinks this probability is very high.

If it is a collection of real objects, where should he go?

Lin Qian'an started typing on the notepad of the mobile phone, and left three locations, which are "roadside stall", "auction" and "antique street".

This is the place he determined based on the stalks of the novel he has known since he wrote the novel.

The routines of ancient novels are all the same. Under normal circumstances, the location of the protagonist's adventure cannot be separated from these three places.