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"Aren't you afraid that tonight, the New Year's Eve food in our official refuge is better than yours? Isn't it because you are afraid of being ridiculed by us that you blow up the mere glutinous rice balls and dumplings like myths? As for it? [Irony·jpg] !"

"Yes! After being discovered by us, we still have to pretend to be forced. Really, is it interesting? [Sarcasm · jpg]!"

"That's right! We won't apologize yet, come and bite me!"

Chapter 86 New Year's Eve gift from the official shelter

"You...you..."

At this moment, the residents of Jiangcheng were so angry that they were dying.

This group of people in the official shelter didn't believe them?

Don’t believe the deliciousness of glutinous rice balls and the invincibility of dumplings? !

Just when a group of Jiangcheng residents were about to scold them.

Suddenly, a message appeared on the forum.

"Brothers in Jiangcheng, everyone be quiet! [Serious jpg]!"

"If they don't believe it, they won't believe it. We just know it's delicious!"

"After all, it's New Year's Eve tonight. What's the fuss? Isn't everyone in harmony? [Serious·jpg]!"

"Besides, shouldn't the focus of tonight be the food in the official shelter?"

"This is predicted by the prophet himself!"

"But...it's already 11:30, it seems that the people in the official refuge haven't received the New Year's gift yet!"

"Could it be that there are no presents anymore, and we can still only eat compressed biscuits? [smirk · jpg]!"

……

As soon as these words came out, the residents of Jiangcheng reacted instantly and began to speak one after another.

"Brothers in the official refuge, where's your food? [Funny·jpg]!"

"Yes, yes, it's 11:30 now, don't tell me, you haven't received the food yet? Are you still hungry?!"

"Hey... I'm really looking forward to the food of the brothers in the official refuge. I really don't know what kind of food it will be. Maybe it's even better than our dumplings! 【狗头·jpg】!"

"Brothers in the official refuge, aren't you trying to mock us? Show the food! [Serious face·jpg]!"

"That's right, although you don't believe how delicious our glutinous rice balls and dumplings are. But even if they taste mediocre in your opinion, they are at least better than compressed biscuits, right?" ]!"

"Alas... for the New Year's Eve, there are only compressed biscuits, what a pity..."

……

The ridicule of the residents of Jiangcheng completely exploded the residents of the official refuge in an instant!

"You...you...you wait for me! [Gritting teeth·jpg]!"

"Yes! Just wait for me, when our New Year's Eve gift arrives, you will definitely regret it! [Furious · jpg]!"

"It's only 11:30! What's the rush?!"

"That's right. It's not even twelve o'clock. What's the rush? Our food must be better than yours!"

"Let me tell you, don't try to use food to mock us. The food we will be waiting for is predicted by the prophet. It is absolutely the best in the world. It is a hundred times better than your glutinous rice balls and dumplings! [It must be so·jpg]!"

"The predictions of the prophets can never be wrong!"

"Yes, yes, yes! You still dare to mock us, today we will definitely compare you!"

……

Just when everyone in the official refuge was arguing in full swing.

The prophet finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Typing and posting a message on the forum:

"That...why do you have to trust me so much?"

"I've said it all, and I've been saying it all the time. I'm really not a prophet. Everything before is really just a coincidence, a pure coincidence!"

"Look, just like now, don't you have any New Year's Eve gifts?"

"Could it be that you still don't believe it until now, and you have to wait until twelve o'clock to believe it?"

……

As soon as the prophet said this.

Almost instantly, the residents of Jiangcheng burst into laughter!

"Haha ... hahahaha ... I laughed at me ... [No, I laughed, jpg]!"! "!"

"The prophet... The prophet has appeared again, and has begun to deny again..."

"Yeah, although I don't believe it, he must be hiding his clumsy here again, but...it's almost twelve o'clock, could it be true?!"

"Hmph! It's really better, who dares to question our sacred dumplings?! 【Angry·jpg】!"

"It's true. I suddenly feel that it's better if the prophet is not the prophet! This way, the group of people in the official shelter can suffer a lot!"

"+1!"

"+1!"

"..."

"+10086!"

……

Seeing the news in the forum, the prophet sighed.

Ugh……

Why is it that even now, it's almost twelve o'clock, you are just skeptical, and still don't want to believe that I am not a prophet?

The prophet is holding his mobile phone and is about to type.

At this moment, his hands trembled slightly.

His pupils shrank suddenly, and his eyes were filled with disbelief.

this moment.

on the forum.

The people in the official refuge suddenly sent a photo.

Then, there was cheering from a group of people!

"[Gift Box·jpg]!"

"Gift!! The gift is here!!!"

"Just now, just now! The high-level officials of the official refuge came, and brought a lot of gift boxes, and distributed gifts to us one by one!"

"Wow! I finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up!"

"Prophet, I knew it, you must be a prophet, how could your prediction fail!"

"That's it! Delicious food, here I come! It's even wrapped in a gift box, I don't know what it is? Could it be a beggar's chicken?!"

"That's right, I'm looking forward to it! What kind of food can be wrapped in a gift box? Beggar chicken? Roast duck? Pan goose... Anyway, no matter which one it is, it must be better than the glutinous rice balls and dumplings you eat!"

"Right, right! From Jiangcheng, wait for me, I'll open the gift box right away, and then let you take a good look at what the gift is! You'll be so envious!"

"Yes! Just wait for me! [To unwrap presents·jpg]!"

……

Jiangcheng.

The prophet froze.

The eyes are completely blank.

The hands hang down completely.

Muttering to himself.

"This...this...this..."

"How could the official shelter send gifts?"

"Haven't official shelters always been so stingy?"

"Isn't this playing me?!"

Tears flowed silently from the corners of the prophet's eyes.

……

at the same time.

on the forum.

After the news of the unwrapping of presents from the official shelter, there was a sudden silence.

1 minutes……

2 minutes……

……

3 minutes……

……

5 minutes……

until the past 10 minutes.

Still no message from anyone in the official refuge.

The residents of Jiangcheng finally couldn't bear it anymore, and they typed one after another and asked:

"What about people?"

"Where are you people?"

"How long does it take to unwrap presents?"

"That's right, a mere gift box, no matter how well packaged it is, can be unpacked in 3 minutes, right? It took 10 minutes!"

At this time, a person from the official shelter sent a message.

"Wow... What the hell, I suddenly want to commit suicide! [Crying · jpg]! [Crash · jpg]!"

“[The opened gift box contains compressed biscuits jpg]!”

Chapter 87 Outrageous New Year's Eve Gift

After the news of this person in the official shelter fell.

The entire forum fell silent.

A few minutes later, the news exploded instantly!

"Haha...compressed biscuit? It's actually a compressed biscuit? Hahahaha... [Are you trying to laugh at me to death so you can inherit my points·jpg]!"

"Compressed biscuits... Oh my god, your New Year's gift is actually the world's most delicious compressed biscuit? I'm so envious, I'm so jealous of you. 【Funny dog ​​head · jpg】!"

"Yes, yes, I have thought about it a lot, but I never thought that your gift is actually this kind of food! It's so enviable! [Guess I'm envious · jpg]!"

"Brothers in the official refuge, your New Year's gift really shocked me for 18 years! Compressed biscuits... Hahaha, what kind of taste? Peanuts? Sesame? Chives? Minced meat? Or every flavor? One packet? It would be nice if there was one packet for each flavor, it would be equivalent to four dishes! [Things seem to be getting more interesting, funny·jpg]!"

"Oh... I really didn't expect that your New Year's gift is actually a compressed biscuit... Tsk tsk tsk... I have to say, you succeeded, and the success shocked us! [It's unbelievable jpg]! "

"I'm really envious of your New Year's Eve gifts. Compressed biscuits must be better than glutinous rice balls and dumplings, right? And there are so many flavors, I'm really envious of you! [A straightforward dog-headed smile·Jpg]!"

……

On the forum, the residents of Jiangcheng immediately started discussing lively.

As soon as these discussions came out, all the residents of Jiangcheng who had gone to the official refuge suddenly exploded in their mentality!