Fengshen: The opening spoiler of King Zhou, the plot collapsed

Looking closer, this palace has neat halls and full attics.

In front of the hall, the golden boys hold the banners facing each other, and the jade girls both hold wishful wishes, with extraordinary style.

"It's here, wake up, Nizi, go in with Gu to burn incense."

King Zhou returned to the king's car and pulled up Xiao Yin Hong who was still soundly asleep.

"Don't, don't bother me, don't hinder me from lying down..."

Little Yin Hong, who was still asleep, instinctively slapped King Zhou's big palm with his little hand, trying to resist.

However, the next moment.

Bang! ! !

Outside Wang Jia, on the half-foot-thick snow, he woke up with a small figure lying sprawled on the snowdrift.

Yes, the brutal King Zhou directly threw little Yin Hong onto the snowdrift without a word of nonsense.

Seeing this situation, the corner of Huang Feihu's mouth twitched, and suddenly he felt empathy.

This was exactly one of the most common tricks used by Grand Master Wen to deal with the two of them.

How can I talk nonsense to you?

If you don't want to get up, I will throw you out. What is it called a good name? Strict teachers produce excellent apprentices.

These can be regarded as one of their childhood shadows.

However, how could Xiao Yinhong be polite when he was suddenly picked up and thrown on the snow?

"you!"

He happened to speak, but was stared at by King Zhou's tiger eyes, and was immediately discouraged.

[Your uncle, if you are young and bullied, blame me for being too young, I will endure it first! 】

……

After a while, a group of officials walked into the courtyard of Nuwa Temple in an orderly manner.

The Nuwa Temple is huge, and in the center of the courtyard is an altar where everyone can burn incense and light candles.

A group of people performed sacrifices according to the highest etiquette of the Ministry of Rites, with King Zhou taking the lead, offering incense and praying together.

King Zhou stood at the front of the crowd, with his eyes closed, speaking plausibly.

This is exactly the sacrificial word after he thought it over and over on the way when he came.

I only hope that Nuwa can help quell the chaos in Beihai.

And he himself kept his eyes tightly closed the whole time, and he didn't dare to open them at all, for fear that he would be hit by that naughty son.

As the saying goes, don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

If he doesn't look at anything right now, won't he be safe?

However, just as the sacrifice was over, a gust of wind suddenly blew up.

The white veil curtain directly opposite the courtyard was lifted, and the statue of Nuwa appeared inside.

This holy statue is beautiful in the sky, auspicious and colorful, and even more like a fairy in Ruigong, it is so beautiful.

Especially the lifelike facial texture, just like a real person.

It is as white as creamy fat, plain like snow, and dazzling. Just looking at it will give you an urge to be deeply attracted by it and unable to extricate yourself.

If it was a statue, he wouldn't believe it even if he killed Xiao Yinhong!

Just by taking a look, even Xiao Yin Hong, who has watched countless action movies, stared straight at him.

【No wonder daddy is a foolish king. If I can accept such a beauty as a concubine, I would be happy to be a foolish king too...】

【Eh?what happened?Why is this stupid father standing still? 】

[At this time, shouldn't it be time to start lusting? 】

[Where did this trouble come from? 】

Little Yinhong stood behind King Zhou with a puzzled look on his face.

Even he himself felt that it was time to rush forward and compose an obscene poem at this moment, which was what a real man should do.

[Hurry up, Hunjun, why are you so dazed?This Nuwa can be called the best in the world! 】

[It's really strange, the faint-hearted is so good?Is this still my stupid father? 】

【Not yet started?Do you still want to be synonymous with licentiousness? 】

===Chapter 8 A Stick===

A long time passed.

Seeing that King Zhou remained silent, Yin Hong couldn't help being puzzled.

Finally, under the influence of curiosity, he took a step forward to see what happened to his cheap daddy.

Just glanced at it, and Yin Hong was dumbfounded.

Seeing that King Zhou was blindfolded, he couldn't see clearly, and there was no fluctuation in his heart at all.

But damn it, the voice of this little bastard kept giving him hints, what kind of top quality, what kind of beauty, and kept urging him to come forward, almost entangled King Zhou to death.

Driven by his curiosity, he really wanted to open his eyes and have a look.

After all, apart from Yin Hong's bastard's voice behind him, there were also the gentle sighs of the officials.

The sound of admiration made King Zhou's heart itch, as if being crawled by thousands of ants.

[Fun Lord, you are still a man, can you bear this?All the people present are your courtiers, no one dares to say anything about you...]

[Isn't it?This stupid gentleman must not be able to do it, right?This...isn't he only 28?It is the most ferocious age...]

[This is wrong, the plot is going to be ruined by you... Come on!What about your manly charm? 】

【Ah...you really hold back?If you don't follow the path of the faint king, how can I lie down and win?Still let people live? 】

Hearing Yin Hong's repeated voices, King Zhou became furious.

Lie to win?

What do you mean?

You are only 8 years old, you just want to lie down?

King Zhou had endured it, but now he was disturbed by Yin Hong, one head and two big.

It was as if mosquitoes were buzzing in my ears.

Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Shut up!!!"

With a loud shout, all the ministers in the audience shut up.

Everyone was stunned.

They all stared blankly at King Zhou's profound back.

……

At this moment, King Zhou was engaged in a great battle.

Look?

Still don't watch?

The question kept popping up in his mind.

Forget it, I still don’t watch it.

What if it is really like what Hong Er said, and he embarks on the road of being a fool?

The old grand master is still fighting in Beihai, Gu can't hold back.

cut!

Gu Nai is the king of people, so why not just take a look?

It's just a Nuwa, so what about a saint?Just by taking a look, can she still kill Gu?

No, no, the overall situation is the most important!

......

Finally, after some tangling.

King Zhou finally couldn't bear it any longer, he just took one look at it and left, never doing anything out of the ordinary.

Ah!

Just take a look!

Then, his closed eyes slowly opened.

A blurry light first appeared in the eyelids, and the goal was the waist of the stone statue of Nuwa, that figure...

With just one glance, King Zhou's whole body trembled and his eyes widened.

Time, space, seem to stand still at this moment, and one glance is eternity.

He's completely lost.

His eyes became blurred, as if he saw Nuwa waving to him, the laughter like the sound of the day, her graceful figure, and her captivating eyes all teased his mind all the time.

"Bang~"

Heavy footsteps fell, and King Zhou involuntarily took a step forward.

"Bang~"

Another step.

In just two or three steps, an obscene poem from ancient times involuntarily surged up in his mind.

The tense face finally smiled. Although there was no laughter, the expression looked very lewd...

He suddenly had a bold idea, he wanted to write this masterpiece on the statue of Nuwa!

King Zhou suddenly took a step, with a lewd smile on his face that he didn't even notice.

But at this time, another immature voice appeared in his mind.

[Hey, here we come, the historic moment is coming, look at the virtue of this stupid king, his eyes are full of lust. 】

King Zhou froze for a moment, then shook his head.

He is rising up, how can he be interrupted?

However, the voice in the head continued.

【Haha, a foolish gentleman is a foolish gentleman. Dogs can't stop eating shit. After pretending for so long, they finally can't pretend anymore!Hurry up, go up, write that obscene poem! 】

Seeing King Zhou approaching the stone statue of Nuwa as if possessed by a demon, Yin Hong's voice was filled with joy.

As long as this poem is mentioned, the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods will officially begin.

He can finally lie down.

The more Yin Hong thought about it, the happier he became, and he couldn't help but exclaim in his heart.

【Come on, boy!Write your peerless poems and share them with the world!Hahaha! 】

Om-! ! !

When Yin Hong shouted, King Zhou's brain suddenly buzzed, his whole body seemed to be electrocuted, and his consciousness began to wake up.

He looked at his feet, and he had already stepped up the steps of the stone statue of Nuwa.

For a moment, King Zhou was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

After thinking about it carefully, he felt as if he had been bewitched by something just now, and his mind was in a trance.

Fortunately, fortunately, the bastard's roar woke him up from his stupor.

He let out a sigh of relief in his heart, Hong Er is really a lonely lucky star.

However, who is so bold, who dares to cast a spell on Gu in secret, making Gu lose his mind.