Fengshen: The opening spoiler of King Zhou, the plot collapsed

He asked Ji Meng, "Brother Ji, how many meat skewers has this guy eaten?"

"Is this..." Ji Meng scratched his head, he just cooks, how can he care about these details?

He could only use a look of pleading help, and handed it to Fei Lian who was not far away.

Fei Lian was speechless, he patted his face lightly with the feather fan in his hand, and then shouted angrily.

"You idiot, don't you know all this? Why did Pindao open a shop with such a fool like you? Eighteen strings, eighteen strings! Including the string in his mouth now, there are a total of nineteen strings !"

"Oh oh oh!" Ji Meng scratched his head, a blush of embarrassment appeared on his face, and then he hurriedly turned his head and said to Daji, "Miss Daji, it's eighteen... no, eighteen or nineteen? "

Good guy, Fei Lian just scolded him.

In the blink of an eye, this plan was simply forgotten?

Being so careless made Daji's brain full of black lines.

I am even more fortunate in my heart, fortunately, I am not the one who opened the shop with this guy.

Otherwise, I'm afraid I will go to grandma's house at a loss.

However, now that the accounts were clarified, Daji didn't think too much about it, and quickly wrote them down in a small notebook.

......

But when Daji was keeping accounts, there was a pitiful whisper from the ground.

"Da... Miss Daji, right?"

Hearing this, Daji looked down, but was startled and screamed, "Ah!"

After all, Huang Long's face is swollen like a pig's head right now, which woman is not afraid?

Of course, a vixen is a vixen after all, although he was subconsciously taken aback.

But he also woke up immediately, and glanced at the lying Huanglong again.

With a quick laugh, he asked enthusiastically.

"My guest, what's your order?"

"Guest...Guest officer?" Hearing this address, Huang Long was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't think much, and asked instead.

"No...it's nothing serious, you keep your account. But the poor Taoist wants to pack and take some away, what do you think?"

"Packing?" Daji was puzzled.

"Ah, yes. This skewer has a healing effect. Right now, Pindao is seriously injured and needs some rejuvenation. Besides, this taste is also delicious. So...you see?" Huang Long turned to Daji There was a look of pleading on his face.

"This..." Daji hesitated, how could she decide on such a matter?

He hurriedly raised his head to look at Ji Meng, and then at Yin Hong who was walking towards her.

Seeing Yin Hong nodding, she bowed her head enthusiastically and replied with a smile.

"Okay, tell me how much you want? What kind of flavor do you want, I will write it down for you."

"Let's pack twenty skewers, and put more of the green spicy one to refresh yourself."

"Oh oh oh...Okay!" Daji nodded her head while recording, and even muttered in her mouth, "Nineteen skewers plus twenty mustard-flavored skewers, a total of 39 skewers."

Hearing that Daji was so serious about keeping accounts, Huang Long didn't have much strength even though he was lying down.

But he couldn't lose face, waved his hands again and again, squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, and said happily to Daji.

"Miss Daji, don't, what's 39 or 39? It's all small money. I'll write down forty strings for your Taoist master, and make it up. After all, we have been immortals for so long, how can we lack this little money for food and drink?"

"This...isn't that good? Just now, the prince said that I want my servant to wipe a zero for you." Daji hesitated.

"It's okay, the prince is arrogant, how can a poor Taoist lose his status? Don't think that the Taoist just used a lot of magic weapons, but the Taoist is by no means a stingy person, just write it down! There is nothing else that can't be erased." Write it all down to Daoist Master! After this beating, you still care about this little money? Otherwise, if it spreads out, won’t other fellow Taoists make a joke? No, no! How much should be recorded, only more, not less !"

Huang Long's words were harsh, but when Daji looked at the numbers on the book, it became more and more unbearable.

Quickly raised his head to look at Yin Hong, "My lord...you see, what should we do? This Daoist will not give up."

"Then...then write it down, it's all small money anyway. Besides, who is Daoist Huanglong? That's one of the twelve golden immortals of Yuxu Palace! How can we lack our three melons and two dates? "

Yin Hong cupped his hands in the direction of Yuxu Palace, and smiled to let Daji agree.

Since Yin Hong said he had forgotten it, no matter how much Daji couldn't bear it, he had to do it.

Quickly posted a few more strokes.

After finishing all this, Daji saw that Ji Meng had already put the meat on the grill.

I don't want to say anything more.

Hastily handed over a bill to the lying Huanglong.

On the beautiful little face, there is even the most sincere smile.

Immediately, he asked kindly.

"Guest officer, why don't we settle the bill first?"

"Well, bring it!"

Seeing the bill handed over by Daji, Huang Long, who was lying flat, quickly sucked the oil stains on his hands, and then took it slowly.

It's just that when Huanglong saw the number above, Huanglong's body immediately sat up in shock.

Right now, he is really excited and his hands are trembling.

Huang Long stretched his eyes open, and at the same time used his swollen carrot-like fingers to count the words on the top one by one.

"One...ten...hundred...thousand...ten thousand...hundred thousand?"

After counting here, Huang Long didn't want to look at the specific data.

Quickly looked up at Daji, and asked in disbelief: "Miss Daji, you can't make a mistake, right? Pindao smashed a few seats and two walls!"

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===Chapter 300 Why Morals ===

Hearing Huang Long's words, Daji glanced at the pothole beside Huang Long with her beautiful eyes.

Huang Long understood immediately, but he was still unwilling, and quickly said: "Okay, and the ground is also considered to be on the head of Daoist, so it's not that expensive!"

Hearing this, Daji raised her arms, waved her fingers lightly, and said coquettishly with a smile on her lips.

"Hey! Guest officer, don't you still have these dishes? You smashed a table and ordered forty skewers. Aren't these all money. You can't be reckless, after all, it's hard for my family to figure it out of."

Daji said while acting like a baby.

This made Huang Long's scalp go numb.

He glanced at the bill dejectedly, his eyes lit up immediately, yes, he found a flaw!

He hurriedly asked Daji: "Miss Daji, look, isn't this skewer only one coin for two? It's only twenty coins for a full count! What's wrong with you, you actually counted two skewers. Ten thousand???"

At this time, Daji was not in a hurry, glanced at the bill, and then lightly covered her red lips and let out a coquettish smile.

With that weak and boneless jade finger, lightly flicked the Huanglong's pig's head, and said coquettishly.

"Hey, you bastard! Don't even look at where we are. This is the Prince's Mansion. How can it compare with the ordinary market at the foot of the mountain? Come, come, I will do the math for you."

Speaking of which, Daji raised the hem of her skirt and squatted down.

Immediately, he stretched out his jade finger and counted towards Huanglong.

"Master Dao, do you think that the things in the palace are worth a hundred times in the market? Is this true?"

When Huang Long heard this, he nodded his head helplessly, but when he thought about it, he felt something was wrong, and quickly shook his fat head and big ears.

"A hundred times is too deceitful! Besides, even if it is a hundred times, it is impossible to calculate a high price of [-]? You know, there are only forty skewers of barbecue!!!"

The more Huang Long spoke, the more excited he became, and in the end, he almost shouted at the top of his voice.

It's just that he yelled...

shhhhh--

Dozens of sharp gazes came coldly.

Huanglong was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth again, and suddenly felt like he had come to a rumored, black shop.

But the situation is stronger than people, what can Huanglong do?

He could only lower his voice again and look at Daji pitifully.

Daji smiled slightly and continued to explain.

"Master Dao, we opened the door to do business? How can we calculate blindly, besides, we calculate very little, you see!"

Speaking of which, Daji raised her jade arm lightly again, pointing to Yin Hong who was sitting next to Ji Meng, burying his head in eating skewers.

It's just that Huang Long didn't have the heart to look at Yin Hong at this moment, and he was already cursing secretly in his heart.

Isn't it the Prince's Mansion as promised?How did it become a restaurant open for business?

What's more, if you open a restaurant, you can open a restaurant, but you still open a black shop?It's still the kind of black shop that has gone to the bone.

Woooooo... It's so dark!

Although Huanglong was full of grievances, Daji didn't care about him, and just settled the score with his fingers.

"The prince of the prince's mansion, the price of this status has to be doubled ten times, isn't it too much?"

When Huang Long heard this, he nodded his head helplessly. It is true that the dishes in the Prince's Mansion can be doubled ten times.

Seeing Huang Long nodding, Daji said again: "Our crown prince is still the deputy leader of the Jiejiao. In view of the title of the deputy leader of the Jiejiao, it is not too much to double it ten times?"

"What? He...is he still the deputy head teacher of the interception?" At this moment, Huang Long swallowed hard, completely bewildered.

It was the first time he had heard such amazing news.

At such a young age, he is actually the number one teacher in the Three Realms, the deputy head teacher of Jiejiao?

No wonder that kid was able to take a hard slap from him before, and even sent him flying. It seems that he was not wronged.

"Hey, Daoist. That's not enough. Our prince is still the supreme commander of the Heaven-Fighting Army, and he has undead people from the Three Realms Yu Clan, Beiming Monster Clan, Chengtang Human Clan, and Witch Clan under his command! , should it be doubled ten times? No, according to Yi Nu's family, ten times less, it should be doubled a hundred times!"

Hearing Daji's series of quotations, and hearing about the four major power circles one after another, Huang Long's face turned green.

How could he not understand at this moment?

Those who dared to beat him just now were all subordinates of this kid!

Damn it, Master Dao just thought there was light behind this kid?

I didn't expect, I didn't expect, it turns out that the worst bad guy is this kid.

woohoo woo...

Master Dao was tricked by someone, and he actually helped count the money?It's a shame to throw it at grandma's house.

At this time, Yin Hong also heard Daji's words.

As soon as he bit the meat skewer in his mouth, he turned his head quickly, showing his big white teeth that were harmless to humans and animals, waved his hand very grandly, and said something.

"Daji, it's okay to use this name to bluff outsiders. We need to keep a low profile, you know? Besides, Fellow Daoist Huanglong and us are brothers, the ferromagnetic kind, understand? Don't be too fussy, otherwise it will look like a joke if it spreads. Our family is stingy!"

Hearing this, Daji quickly nodded that little head like a wave drum, and praised it.

"Yeah! Young master, I understand it, so I only counted it ten times, not a hundred times!"

Hearing what Daji said, Yin Hongcai nodded his head with satisfaction, then turned around, and continued to eat the skewers with his head down.

At this time, Huang Long turned his head to look at Daji who was adoring, and then turned his head to look at the back of Yin Hong, who looked like a master outside the world.

All of a sudden, all the viscera and six internal organs gurgled, and a mouthful of hot blood from the dantian surged.

puff--

What was directly angry was a stream of blood, pouring out.

He cursed even more in his heart, shameless, shameless, so black-hearted, yet still pretending to be so righteous.

Lord Dao, what evil have I done in this life!

How could he be tricked into such a state? What's even more exasperating is that the Daoist cannot speak out of his sufferings, nor can he sue for his grievances!

God, just open your eyes...

At this time, Huanglong wanted to cry but he didn't dare to say anything.

He could only aggrievedly raise his big hand and slap the ground continuously to vent his unwillingness.