"Hurry up, let this little fragrant pig go, and go in with the master to make a good apology for your grand master grandma."
"Apologize? Master, did you make a mistake? This disciple is here to offer a gift. You don't know, this little fragrant pig smells delicious! Tsk tsk tsk, why don't you say that my disciple is filial?"
As he said that, Yin Hong took out another packed pork chop from his sleeve, and handed it to Grand Master Wen, "Hey, master, the apprentice specially took advantage of brother Bao's inattention and left it here for you. Hurry up while it's hot." , take a sip, it will definitely make you feel so fragrant."
"This..." Grand Master Wen looked at the sizzling pork chops, and subconsciously sniffed them.
Immediately, there was a thunder in his head, and his face was ashen.
After the game, he felt that his good days were over.
Master once said that I will never see the word "jue" in my life.
Today, I am afraid that I will never see the word "jue".
"This..." Grand Master Wen really has the heart to kill this kid at this moment.
You say you are fine, you can just catch other people's little pigs, we can still mess around.
You're even eating other people's meat now, how can you make it clear.
But the old teacher is an old teacher after all, and his brain is flexible.
Thinking secretly in his heart, he said to Yin Hong: "Little guy, what is the origin of Brother Bao you just talked about? Did he encourage you to do it? Forget it, there is no time to explain now. Go in in a while, regardless of 21, you will push everything to that brother Bao."
In Grand Master Wen's opinion, his apprentice and grandson are very well-behaved, and he must have been bewitched by that brother Bao.
It's just that the real Brother Bao is also suffering in his heart now, and even faintly regrets why he was bewitched by this kid?
It's a pity that these grand masters have no way of knowing.
Thinking about it this way, Grand Master Wen spat again, "What the hell is this, Brother Bao, if the old man encounters someone who must be beaten and he can't take care of himself, how could he harm my disciples and grandchildren like this."
Yin Hong was a little speechless, isn't it just a few pigs?
Why is my master still online?
Just looking at his master's stern expression, Yin Hong didn't refute anymore.
"Master, why don't we go in and see grandma grand master first?" Yin Hong asked tentatively, and immediately bit down the pork chop.
Anyway, judging by his master's appearance, he certainly wouldn't eat it, so it wouldn't be a waste.
Just bite it down, the alluring fragrance wafting from the mouth, so tempting that the grand master couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Not to mention that he has heard people say that this little fragrant pig is one of the eight treasures every day, but whoever is a member of Bi Youmen has never thought about this little fragrant pig?
But in the end, Grand Master Wen forcibly endured it.
Others don't know, but as a direct disciple of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, can he not understand why his master loves this little fragrant pig so much?
Thinking about it, I was afraid that my disciple would not know the seriousness of the matter.
Hastily lowered his body, whispered to Yin Hong's ear, and asked a question.
"Little disciple, do you know what is the Faxiang of your Grand Master Grandma?"
"What?"
Yin Hong only knew that Duobao was the future Tathagata Buddha, Jin Ling was the future Heavenly Court Doum, and the Wudang Virgin was the only one who survived the Great Formation of Ten Thousand Immortals. As for the Guiling Virgin, she was naturally a turtle.
But among these four people, Yin Hong didn't know much about the other people except that the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit was a turtle.
But logically speaking, all of these were born before the human race was created.
Naturally, they are not human anymore, either they are born as immortals, or they are transformed into demons.
Even the History of Conferred Gods didn't record the physical appearance of the other three, and Yin Hong always thought that the other three were all immortals.
But Yin Hong is not stupid, Wen Taishi must have his intentions when he asked such a question at this time.
It was just a little thought, and I couldn't help but feel a little bit in my heart.
Only then did he think of some comic strips he had read before. In almost every version, when the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit fights against the Three Great Masters, the seven-scented chariot was loaded with pigs.
He even laughed secretly, the backs and backs of these paintings are pure spoofs, the majestic Virgin, how could it be possible for a pig to carry a cart, she is not mighty at all.
But when I think about it now, I immediately realize that something is wrong, one is a spoof, but if so many albums are like this...
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===Chapter 154 Escape is not the answer===
I didn't think much about it before, but now I was contacted in a few clicks, and Yin Hong couldn't help but feel cold behind his back in fright.
No one else, because in his impression of the comic strip, the pigs pulling the cart in front of the Qixiang cart were exactly seven, no more, no less.
It happened to correspond to the seven little fragrant pigs I just caught.
Before, I wondered why this pig only had seven heads. Is there any fish caught in the net, and it happened that some of them didn't come to the mountain.
Now think about it, seven heads?
I'm so fucking likely to take the whole litter of others.
"Master Shishi...Master..." Yin Hong was agitated, his words were a little awkward, and he asked tremblingly: "This... the owner of these little fragrant pigs, could it be us. ..is our family’s Grand Master grandma?”
"You, hey..." Grand Master Wen sighed helplessly.
This sigh is already self-evident.
Yin Hong was so frightened that he slumped down on the ground.
With mixed feelings in my heart, I almost cried in fright.
It was originally agreed that grandma grand master would take good care of me.
This is good, I guess the pain will still hurt, but this pain is not the other pain.
In an instant, countless strategies began to fly frantically in Yin Hong's mind.
But when he hadn't figured it out, the grand master heard beside him sighed again.
"Hey, once your master secretly saw the dharma face of your Taishizu grandma. It has three heads. The front face is a face, graceful and graceful. The right face is fierce and seems to be fighting against the sky. The left face ...Why..."
puff--
A mouthful of old blood welled up in Yin Hong's heart, he had already fully guessed what Grand Master Wen was talking about on the left side.
It was definitely a pig face with tusks.
When I was young, some temples enshrined such Doumu, but most of them were processed into three-faced portraits and beautified.
Yin Hong's heart naturally longed for the three-faced portrait.
But now that Grand Master Wen has said this, can he still fail to recognize the reality?
Now he figured out why, the left and right protectors of Doumu Yuanjun enshrined in some temples are Tianpeng and Tianqiu.
This, this, this... I am afraid that if it is not a close relative, it must be a distant relative. Maybe there is a real blood relationship.
I thought a lot in my heart, the more I thought about Yin Hong, the colder I felt.
Suddenly I felt that the pork chops I bit into my mouth were not fragrant.
"Master...Master...This little fragrant pig is not the illegitimate...illegitimate child of our Taishizu grandma, right?"
Yin Hong was in a cold sweat, and a thought that frightened people to death suddenly popped up in his mind.
If that was the case, he simply didn't have to think about it, and ran away immediately.
He ran directly to the small island in the North Sea and never came out again.
"Bah! Brat, what nonsense are you talking about? It's outrageous!" Grand Master Wen was taken aback by the word "illegitimate child", and quickly smashed a candied chestnut on Yin Hong's head.
"Oh, what's the matter again? Master." Yin Hong was in pain, but he felt hot in his heart.
It feels like there is a turnaround.
"Boy, there is a secret method in Xuanmen, which is to cut three corpses to achieve the holy position. And this cut three corpses needs the help of a magic weapon to cut off good corpses, evil corpses, and self corpses."
"Ah? I heard about it a little bit, what's wrong, master?" Yin Hong was puzzled, how could he not understand the killing of three corpses?Hongjun's lineage almost always took this path.
It's just that even if the three corpses are all cut off, without great merit or great luck, it is still impossible to achieve the holy position.
People like Yin Hong knew that the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, Yun Xiao in the Empress of Three Nights, and others had already beheaded the three corpses, but they couldn't take the last step without a chance.
Even Hongjun himself beheaded the three corpses during the battle against the demon ancestor Luohu, and finally practiced the method of transforming the three cleans into one qi, dividing one person into four, and then broke through Luohu's Four Swords Formation.
In the end, he was selected by the Dao of Heaven and became the first saint in the wild.
It can be seen from this that beheading the three corpses together is ultimately restricted by the law of heaven.
If you can't meet the needs of the way of heaven, you are not qualified to become a saint.
But at this moment, Grand Master Wen sighed quietly, "Boy, among the three phases, your Grand Master's grandma still has the phase of a pig, so one can imagine the status of this pig in the heart of your Grand Master's grandma. This is an obsession...the obsession of petting pigs, you know, your patriarch Tongtian once scolded you as Grand Master Grandma."
"What title?"
"Pig pet madman..."
"Fuck!!!"
When Yin Hong heard the title of such a pig-loving maniac, he couldn't help but swear.
This title is undoubtedly marking himself as the god of death.
"Brother Bao hurt me, woo woo woo..." Yin Hong was on the verge of crying at this moment.
At this moment, he suddenly realized why Brother Bao repeatedly confirmed with himself whether he really wanted to eat pigs.
Dare to love this guy already knew about this relationship.
"Hey, now that things have come to an end, my dear grandson, let's accept our fate. Be careful when you go in later. I originally wanted to accept you into my sect, but now we can go back with our lives alive. It's a blessing. No matter how much you You are not allowed to resist how grandma grandma punishes you, understand?"
Hearing that the grand master tried to comfort him again, he took heavy steps and walked towards the entrance of the cave first.
At this time, looking at the back of Grand Master Wen, Yin Hong seemed to see a trace of bleakness, and he couldn't help but secretly regret it.
I can eat everything, what can I do?
The big deal is that people will die and birds will turn to the sky.
......
After a while, Yin Hong, who followed the grand master with lowered eyebrows and pleasing eyes, came to the inner hall of the cave mansion.
I saw Grand Master Wen bent one knee to the figure sitting with eyes closed on the stone platform, and called Master.
Yin Hong immediately raised his heart to his throat.
And when the two little fragrant pigs saw their master, they even struggled and rushed over.
Naturally, Yin Hong would not stop it. This kind of matter should be resolved as soon as possible. Escape is not always the solution.
Immediately there was a loud voice, imitating the grand master's appearance and bent one knee, "Boy Yin Hong, pay homage to Grand Master grandma!"
But for a long time, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit did not call back.
Yin Hong couldn't help raising his eyes to glance at the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit.
I saw that the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit was about 30 years old, graceful and graceful, with a red obscene dress on her upper body, and a skirt with golden ribbons around her body, showing femininity in her dignity.
That appearance is also very neat, although it is not as delicate as a girl, but the capital that a woman should have is far better than the greenness of a girl.
After seeing Yin Hong these few times, he couldn't help muttering a bit.
You must know that the most deadly are the middle-aged, and the Virgin Mary is dressed so coolly, it is simply not too eye-catching.
Fortunately, Yin Hong didn't think much about it. After all, she is a fairy, and she doesn't need to care about whether the weather is hot or not. This kind of dress is normal and tight.
It's just that the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit kept furrowing her brows but didn't speak, which made Yin Hong's heart tickle.
It wasn't until the two little fragrant pigs arched the waist of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit that she slowly opened her eyes.
It's just the frown between the eyebrows that made Yin Hong mention it again, almost in his throat.
Seeing this, Yin Hong quickly opened his mouth, and said seriously: "Grandma Taishizu, the boy just rested outside and accidentally fell off the cliff, but saw a masked man in black, who wanted to slap these two cute little piglets. Poisonous hands. The kid is a good pig, how can he see such a bloody scene without dissuading him? So the kid took a step forward and fought the thief who stole the pig for ninety-nine 81 rounds. But in the end. ..Hey... The boy is still young, and his strength is not as good as the thief who stole the pig. Just when the boy was about to lose, he finally scared the thief away by revealing the name of the grand master grandma. Hey, this journey is really difficult na!"
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===Chapter 155 Flattery's Life Gate===
After finishing talking, Yin Hong rolled his eyes again, and said cheerfully: "Grandma Taishizu, look at this, the two little pigs that I rescued seem to be very close to you. Or give them to Taishi How is grandma?"
Yin Hong's unreliable nonsense made Grand Master Wen stunned for a moment.
After all, this kid not only described it there, but also performed it vividly on his hands and feet, the shocking scene of fighting with the gangster.
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