"With big brother's nod, this time Xinglan's answers are all those stupid humans like to hear."
"If you go faster, Xinglan can go out tonight."
"Hey, you can finally go out!"
After listening to a few answers, the expressions of the weirdos outside also relaxed a lot.
"So they wanted Ye Xinglan out this time, so they made Ye Xinglan say that on purpose..."
Because of Lin Muge's superb acting skills, the weird people around him didn't take him seriously at all.
All plotting loudly.
Through their conversation, Lin Muge almost figured out what these weirdos wanted to do.
"Alright, Xinglan, let's go for a physical examination."
After almost two hours, after a set of assessments, the director put the pen in his chest pocket and pushed open the door of the assessment room.
"You are……"
"Hi, I'm the Bureau of Conspiracy, come and see Ye Xinglan."
Lin Muge took the initiative to speak.
"From the Bureau of Conspiracy?"
"It's the one who is said to be able to manage our weirdness."
"He can't even see us and wants to manage us?"
"Too weak."
"Do you believe I can dance in front of him with my butt naked?"
When the weirdos on the side heard about the Bureau of Tricksters, they all laughed mercilessly.
The frog actually writhed in front of Lin Muge.
The most important thing is its eyes, which will always become cross-eyed unconsciously, and the dancing posture is very ecstasy, which is absolutely at the level of a happy comedian.
In the evaluation room, Ye Xinglan's eyes suddenly had an inexplicable light.
"What do you want to do? They will only treat you as mentally ill, and only we will accept you."
The death-like monster sat where the director was sitting just now and said with a chuckle.
After hearing his nonsense, the light in Ye Xinglan's eyes dimmed again, and he shook his head without answering.
"Director, what's the result of this assessment?"
Lin Muge temporarily ignored the strange surroundings.
Judging from Ye Xinglan's expression, he had almost figured out their relationship in his heart.
"If we just look at the data collected just now, the preliminary judgment is still very good, but last night, Xinglan...had self-harm, talking to herself, etc., and we need further judgment."
"If the diagnosis result is relatively good, can Ye Xinglan go out for a while?"
"Yes, according to the policy, if her spirit is in a calm period, she can move freely for a period of time accompanied by her family."
"Then director, can I take her out today?"
"This... You, Bureau of Deception, are definitely allowed, but didn't your people want to take her away last time? Xinglan was particularly resistant."
The director glanced at Ye Xinglan and said helplessly.
Personally speaking, he definitely hoped that Ye Xinglan could go to a mental hospital with better conditions and better technology for further treatment.
Their county is still too small, and resources are limited.
The longer it is delayed, the greater the loss for Ye Xinglan. It is a waste of time in such a small place like theirs.
But Ye Xinglan himself was unwilling to leave, even at the expense of self-injury, if he was forcibly transferred to another hospital, the current kind of big hospital would not be willing to take responsibility, fearing that something might happen, there was nothing anyone could do.
"Then I see that Ye Xinglan's mental state is pretty good now, can I talk to her?"
"Okay, please."
The director made a gesture of please.
A young man like Lin Muge seems to be a newcomer to the Bureau of Conspiracy, and he is eager to make a contribution and show himself.
He understands and is very sympathetic.
After all, Ye Xinglan almost never said a word to strangers.
"Xinglan... just finished the assessment, so maybe it's not called silence."
The director patted Lin Muge on the shoulder to remind him that seeing Lin Muge's full confidence, he would take a vaccination first so that Lin Muge's confidence would not be frustrated for a while.
"Okay, thank you Director."
Lin Muge walked into the evaluation room with a natural and kind smile, and then locked the door with two clicks.
"Hello, my name is Lin Muge, and I'm here to take you away today."
He sat on the chair and took a deep breath.
But Ye Xinglan didn't even look at him, keeping his head down and keeping silent.
The director outside also sighed.
Ye Xinglan was so silent when he saw an outsider, which was also within his expectation.
It is rare that there is still an official organization like the Bureau of Contradictions that although he has never heard of it, he can work hard.
"Hey, what's its name, let me introduce you."
Lin Muge stood up and looked at the weird one in the corner.
"Brother, where did you get this tattoo? It's quite gaudy. Is it the kind that the big brother in the bathhouse rubs off?"
Under the shocked eyes of that weird one, Ye Xinglan and the director outside, Lin Muge raised his hand to feel the tattoo on this weird one's pectoralis major carefully.
He also specially injected a little fear into this strange body, so that his hands would not pass directly through the strange body.
"You can see them too?"
"Can you see us too?"
"Are you mentally ill too?"
Ye Xinglan, Wei Wei and the director asked in surprise.
"Damn it! He can see it too!"
"Then I just took off my pants and danced in front of this human being, didn't I get seen?!"
"Apart from Xinglan, is there really anyone in this world who can see us?"
"We can't let this person ruin the plan!"
"Go in and help big brother!"
"We can't enter without the invitation of humans!"
A group of weirdos outside also exploded in an instant.
They flew in the air, swam in the water, and ran on the ground, and now they are all standing in front of the door, running around in a hurry.
It is indeed a widely circulated rumor that these inhuman weirdnesses need the invitation of the human beings in the house before entering the human house.
Originated from legends of vampires and the like centuries ago.
"So what's your name?"
Lin Muge raised her neck and asked.
"Komoga, let him go."
Ye Xinglan stood up and said calmly.
His tone and expression didn't look like a person with mental problems at all.
"Hey, Komoga, isn't it, why is it called a foreign name?"
"Human, let me give you a suggestion, pretend nothing happened and get out of here, I promise I won't appear in your dream tonight."
"..."
Lin Muge took a deep breath, "Okay, Xinglan, don't worry about it, come with me? I'll teach you how to live."
"You can't take her away."
"What?"
"Humans, do you know... why there are black spots on such a dazzling sun?"
"...I don't want to know, can you... can you talk and fart as soon as you have something to say? What annoys me the most is the Riddler. Although you are a ghost, can you speak human language? Are there any black spots on the sun? Do I have a half-dime relationship?"
Lin Muge chuckled lightly.
Originally, he had gone through a very embarrassing journey along the way, and then unexpectedly met this kind of riddle man who couldn't answer the questions well...
"Human, I hope you can cherish your life."
Komoga sneered and slapped the table, then kicked over the chair beside him.
The loud noise that came out of nowhere made the director outside look confused.
"...That's...that's it?"
Lin Muge's eyes twitched as he looked at the chair that couldn't get up again.
"Wait for me to start a live broadcast."
He took out the camera from his bag, fixed Yu on it and turned on the live broadcast.
"Come on, Ke...what's your name? Moscow? What's the point of bullying a table and chair? Come on, hit me."
"Yes, and your brothers outside, all come in together."
"I have to refute the rumors today. You can actually come in without an invitation."
He opened the cumbersome door, pointed the camera outside, and gestured please to those weirdos.
"?? Was it so exciting when you first entered the live broadcast?"
"Pictures of Hell"
""seafood market""
"These are all..."
"What's the matter, why does the pigeon seem to be angry?"
"What are you doing, which ghost with no eyes has offended me? 【狗头】"
"Brothers, let me dispel the rumors for everyone today. These weirdos think that they must be invited by humans to enter human rooms. In fact, they are not. They can enter whenever they want."
Lin Muge looked at the weirdness outside and said.
The weird people who were still alive just now were instantly shocked by Lin Muge's aura, and they looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Come on, please come in, if you are a brother, come in and fuck me."
Lin Muge pulled the frog in.
"Look, isn't this coming in? You can't die or anything."
He took the opportunity to bring in all the weird ones.
"It's okay, sir, I'll be fine soon."
Lin Muge gave a thumbs up to the director who dared not speak.
Then he clicked the door again and locked it.
The small evaluation room became much more lively in an instant.
"Come on, what tricks do you have, and what kind of martial arts are you, quickly use them to me."
Lin Muge fixed the camera.
"Brothers, have you seen, as long as you are not afraid, they are like... making faces, and they are even a little funny."
In front of him, there were weird ones baring their teeth and claws at him, but they couldn't do any substantial harm to Lin Shepherd Pigeon.
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