Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

He bought the high-speed train half an hour later.

Although the place he was going to was a county town, it was still too remote. Today he only took a high-speed train, and if he missed it, he would have to go tomorrow.

"It's nice to fly once in a while."

Lin Shepherd Pigeon found a place where no one was there and landed, then leaned against a nearby tree to take a few breaths.

"Okay, thank you!"

He clasped his fists at Wei Wei beside him.

Flying in the sky looks easy, but the amount of exercise is huge, the requirements for human lung capacity are extremely high, and the requirements for weirdness are not low, and it is very dangerous.

Therefore, in the future, there will generally be no-flying orders in cities, and the main modes of travel for everyone will still be spider buses and Squidward boats.

Villages without a no-fly order also need to take an individual flight license test, a total of four subjects.

"Just right."

Lin Muge trotted all the way, swiping his ID card, and finally sat in his seat one minute before the high-speed train departed.

Because the destination was too remote, Lin Muge was the only one after the departure of the whole carriage.

But in the eyes of Lin Muge, this carriage is really lively.

"Let everyone see it too."

He took out the camera and turned on the live broadcast.

"Brothers, I'm on the high-speed rail now. This live broadcast is very sudden, and it won't take too long."

"The main thing is to let everyone see the cute and weird people at the beginning of a good day, and start a good start for the day."

Lin Muge took out the jade from her schoolbag and put it on the camera.

"...??!"

""A Good Start""

"The broadcast started so suddenly..."

"Fortunately, Pigeon is on the air, unfortunately, I accidentally saw 【狗头】"

"So many are all weird???"

"Fuck, this is weird! I didn't even realize it!"

"Gege is alone in the whole carriage!"

Through this piece of warm jade, the camera instantly transformed the empty carriage.

On every seat, there are strange people with strange shapes, men, women and children.

And they still don't know that Lin Shepherd Pigeon can see them...

"It's really overcrowded..."

Lin Muge sighed.

"Let me interview everyone, how about asking a few random questions to the weird ones?"

He locked his eyes on an eight or nine-year-old boy.

"Is it comfortable on the high-speed rail?"

Lin Muge knelt down and asked.

"……what?"

The little boy who was admiring the scenery outside the car window sat up excitedly, never expecting that Lin Muge could see him...

"Tsk, why are you so nervous, I can't eat you anymore."

"Then take it easy and come back to interview you later. I really like a kid your age."

Lin Muge showed a kind smile to the frightened little boy in front of him.

""I Can't Eat You Again""

""I'll Eat You Later" [狗头]"

"Cause of Living: Death"

""Overcrowded""

"Gege, please be yourself..."

Even though it was only ten o'clock in the morning, and Lin Muge's live broadcast was purely on a whim without any notice, the number of people in the live broadcast room easily exceeded 100 million.

With the help of the jade in Lin Muge's hand, everyone can see with their own eyes the weirdness that they can't see under normal circumstances...

"Fuck, can he see us?"

"This human..."

"! I know him! He is Lin Muge! Damn!"

"Yes! That's him! My fourth uncle's neighbor's sister-in-law was so scared that he floated in the sky for a month!"

"It's over, it's over, it's a death train!"

"This kid looks like he's fucked up!"

"Train conductor! Stop quickly! Didn't you say that there is no danger on the high-speed train!"

The weird people around also gradually reacted.

Someone even yelled Lin Muge's name directly.

In an instant, the entire carriage was in a mess.

Lin Muge...

This name can be described as a word of mouth horror in their weirdness.

According to the knowledgeable elder brother, it is no problem for this human being to eat six ghosts in one meal.

All kinds of weird and unexpected things are easy for him to come up with.

According to the legend, Lin Shepherd Pigeon is also a gourmet, musician, politician, thinker, philosopher, in short, he is so horrible that he hates it!

With the name of this person, the entire weird world has been panicked during this period of time.

The weirdness of this car is also why I never expected to meet him here...

"Everyone calm down! Calm down!"

"Why are you so excited? I'm just an ordinary person!"

"Don't, don't, don't make me look like a big star..."

Lin Muge blushed.

These weirdnesses are obviously because they like him too much and worship him, so they are so flustered...

"Brothers, I didn't expect me to have some name in the weird world."

"Oh, it's a pity that I didn't bring a pen today, or I would have to give each of my little zombie fans an autograph today, it's fate to meet each other!"

Lin Muge organized the discipline while talking.

He had only seen such a crazy situation at the concerts of some big stars, and it looked like a bunch of people gathered around to ask for autographs.

"Hey, I didn't expect me to be so big in the underworld, it's quite embarrassing..."

Lin Muge scratched her head and smiled shyly.

"...Ge Ge is thinking too much..."

"Why do I feel that these weirdnesses are purely afraid of pigeons..."

"Good guy, don't hang Zhong Kui and pigeons in the future, I don't think these ghosts may be so scared when they see the legendary Zhong Kui..."

"Weird: Fortunately, this kid didn't bring a pen today"

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard"

""Some Names""

"No one in the world knows about pigeons【狗头】"

Rows of bullet screens flashed by.

Through the gaps in the jade, everyone can clearly see the expressions of despair, pain, and helplessness on the faces of those weird people.

And under Lin Muge's strong organization, they returned to their seats without daring to speak out.

It's very distressing...

"Well, since everyone knows me, let me ask what kind of image I am in everyone's eyes."

Lin Muge's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands nervously.

"Come on bro, speak boldly, why do you think of me so weirdly?"

A bloody weirdo accidentally stared at Lin Shepherd Pigeon for a second.

In just this second, it was given such a chance to answer the question.

"You...you! You...uh...handsome, suave..."

The weird big brother in front said in a trembling voice.

"Hey, how can..."

Lin Muge rubbed his nose and nodded with satisfaction.

"This elder brother is quite objective, very good."

He gave the camera a thumbs up.

""objective""

""Ghost Story""

"But to be honest, Pigeon is really handsome"

"Gege is indeed quite handsome as a human [dog head]"

""you""

Everyone in the live broadcast room has seen this kind of program interviewing ghosts in this lifetime?

What's more, the effect of this program is directly full.

The number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 300 million in an instant.

"Everyone is still very shy, but brothers, this is also understandable. Everyone knows me as a person, and I am very low-key, but I have to boast here."

"I didn't expect that my reputation in Weird would be so high, so my appearance in this carriage is like seeing an idol for Weird, so they are so nervous."

Lin Muge explained to those who had just entered the live broadcast room and hadn't quite figured out the situation.

The strange people who were sitting on the sidelines all looked pained, and they dared not speak out...

They can be seen.

Lin Muge, the most terrifying thing about human beings, is not cutting the nails of the little zombie, lying about the shroud of the mummy, or playing musical instruments with the little zombie, because he has no fucking self-knowledge...

Does he himself...

Don't you know how scary he is?

Don't you know how strong he is?

Don't you know that now the little ghosts stay up late and the old ghosts tell them, "If you don't sleep, Lin Shepherd Pigeon will come to popularize you"? ?

He still thinks of himself as an ordinary person?

Tell me what an ordinary person is.

What tmd is tmd ordinary people!

Are you that self-aware?

"Brother, I see that your face is so painful, do you want to go to the toilet?"

Lin Muge asked understandingly.