Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

"No! That pen master can't do anything! Don't talk about proving Goldbach's conjecture, he doesn't even know the laws of the Fibonacci sequence, and let it copy politics and it will spit ink! Look!"

Xiao Zhu took out their political book for the first year of junior high school from his schoolbag.

An entire page was splattered with ink.

"This is……"

Zhu Shouzheng narrowed his eyes slightly.

"24 characters...core...values..."

Below the ink stain, he could vaguely make out these few words...

"You asked... Pen Fairy to help you copy... the core values?"

"There are also Selected Works of Mao Zedong, Marxism-Leninism, and Das Kapital."

"……you……"

Zhu Shouzheng took a painful sip of water.

It's no wonder this fairy doesn't vomit blood!

This is torturing people...

"Wait until that big brother finishes dealing with this matter, and then you go to school."

He sighed.

Tomorrow I have to go find Bo Lin Shepherd Pigeon...

Otherwise, he felt that Bixian had suffered a great humiliation, and might take revenge...

Chapter 134 Identifying Popular Weird Creature Videos on the Internet (NO.16 Explosive Update!)

"Good morning, everyone! Let me tell you about the living zombie that cannibalized yesterday."

At nine o'clock the next morning, Duolin Shepherd Pigeon started the live broadcast.

Although he went to bed late and woke up early, he took a bath with the juice of the big mushroom last night, so he was full of energy and refreshed.

"Last night, I went to Zhengyuan Temple to have a look, and followed the two young masters Cong Xin Congde to that well again to investigate this matter."

"Just behind the cave where we found the little furry fox, there is a very hidden cave. There is a coffin in the cave. Who is in the coffin? It's the founder of Zhengyuan Temple... the first generation."

Lin Muge said with a complicated expression.

"So that living zombie that eats people last night...was a monk??"

"Isn't its hair quite lush?!"

"And didn't it say that it ate monks before it died?"

"horrible……"

"That is to say, after becoming weird, will the relatives still deny it in essence?"

"Then those two little monks will directly collapse their faith..."

Although it has just started broadcasting, there are already more than [-] people in the live broadcast room.

After learning of Long Aotian's life experience, everyone was shocked in addition to being shocked.

"This looks magical, but it's not difficult to understand. Let's use this to popularize the strange age."

Lin Muge sat on the sofa and fixed the camera in front.

"I used to say that the weird age is how many years it has been dead. For example, Ning Ning died three years ago, so she is three years old."

"But in fact, this kind of statement is inaccurate, it can be regarded as false years."

"To be more precise, the weird age is how long it has been weird. For example, the living zombie yesterday died 800 years ago, but the corpse only became weird 20 years ago. Its real age at this time It is 20 years old, and the false age is [-] years old."

He simply gave an example.

"Normally speaking, living zombies will retain the memories of their previous lives, but the difference between yesterday's false age and actual age is really too big, so it's not difficult to understand why it caused a drastic change in temperament."

"In the end, the people he ate were...the abbots and mages who voluntarily chose to die by its side all these years."

"And don't worry, everyone, the two young masters Congxin Congde and I said that their masters are using their lives to suppress evil spirits."

"In the end, I will send out the vlog of going down the well yesterday, and everyone can understand it."

A trace of complexity also flashed across Lin Muge's face.

This kind of thing is actually very rare, after all, the important place of Buddhism...

But the well was indeed full of yin, and it was not incomprehensible for the corpse to become a rare living zombie.

""nominal age""

"This imaginary age is too imaginary..."

"Who would have thought that this would happen..."

"Gege can be regarded as taking care of the original intentions of those two young monks."

"The reality is still cruel."

"It's also fortunate that the living zombie didn't recover his memory in the end, otherwise it would have been too painful..."

The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually exceeded 50.

What happened yesterday is almost over.

"And then! Brothers! I'm going to announce something next!"

Lin Muge picked up the camera, said hello to Ning Ning, who was still in a half-dream state and was floating in the air with a pillow in her arms, and then came to the computer.

"Everyone knows that Brother Liang has a very popular column called Videos of Identifying Popular Organisms on the Internet."

"Generally everyone will contribute articles to him, or @ him on some weird little videos found on the Internet. During this period of time, many videos contain strange creatures, and Brother Liang doesn't know much about them, so they are all sent to me."

"So! I decided to imitate Brother Liang and also create a column called 'Videos of Identifying Popular Weird Creatures on the Internet'."

Lin Muge logged on to his computer WeChat, and then clicked on the chat record with Director Tibetan Fox, "Everyone, watch."

He showed it off.

It was all the questions that director Tibetan Fox asked him, and those videos on the Internet.

"But this column is not in the form of a video, but in the form of a live broadcast."

"Because first of all, I don't need to screen those videos, Brother Liang has already screened them for me."

"Secondly, through the live broadcast, everyone can see how I identify strange creatures, which is more convenient for me to teach as a popular science anchor."

"But you don't have to worry about missing it. Lemon will edit it later and send it out."

"Don't worry, everyone~"

Yu Xinning in the air narrowed her eyes and yawned, then gave a thumbs up and continued to wander in the air.

"So the live broadcast so early today is to carry out our first identification video of Balabala Luluueluue together."

Lin Muge spoke at a very fast speed as if Chinese characters were burning her mouth, and then skillfully switched the live broadcast from the camera to the live broadcast on the computer.

"And I'll stress it again, everyone, please don't contribute to me. You should submit to director Tibetan Fox. If he knows him, he will popularize science. If he doesn't know me, come back."

"It's not because I'm lazy, it's mainly because I want to help the director drain some traffic!"

He rubbed his nose and looked at the camera and said.

"Singing at the Speed ​​of Light"

"Gege is so fast, I haven't felt it yet"

"!! Finally there is this series!"

"Tibetan Fox: Good guy, I've become a sieve【狗头】"

"Punch and punch!"

"Gege: I chose to broadcast live for no other reason than to let you guys see more of my handsome face [狗头]"

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Good guy."

Director Tibetan Fox in front of the screen also smiled.

Because of the faster and faster spiritual recovery, his series of identification of popular creatures on the Internet has received a lot of weird and strange submission videos, and he can't make a conclusion for a while.

When he asked Lin Muge last night, he casually mentioned whether he wanted to do this series, but he didn't expect Lin Muge to start this morning...

This man is so fast...

"This is the first video of this series. If there are some things that are not done well, Brother Liang, please remind me, I know you are watching."

Lin Muge clicked on the camera, rubbed his hands together and started the first video nervously.

"This video was sent to me by Brother Liang just yesterday. The video is from @爆船的xp is Big Tail Tibetan Fox. The name of this netizen...is obviously wrong, but I choose to forgive you. The name is good. Don't marry again next time."

He rubbed his nose and clicked on the video.

The content of the video is the mountain rain filmed by this netizen in the deep mountains, which is a sun rain.

The sun is extremely dazzling, and the rain can also be called pouring.

The camera captured the video of "dancing in the rain" through the dense trees around.

The rain in the air suddenly exploded in an instant, as if someone shot the raindrop with a sniper rifle 800 meters away.

After one burst, the surrounding raindrops exploded like a string of firecrackers in the air.

It looks amazing and beautiful in the sun.

"Okay, first of all, let me tell you that what appeared in the video is indeed a strange creature, not some kind of substitute messenger attacking with a substitute."

After the 30-second video was played, Lin Muge took a screenshot at 12 seconds.

"This weird creature will appear with heavy rain, so I call it Brother Tianyu."

"The burst of rain you see is that it is stepping on the raindrops like a child wearing rain boots stepping on a puddle. You can see through the video that it is very happy."

"But the chances of meeting him are extremely small. What is the equivalent? The national football team broke into the World Cup, so this brother is really lucky, but it can also be said that it took eight lifetimes of bad luck to meet Brother Tianyu in this lifetime."

Lin Muge magnified the screenshot it just took.

"Brother Tianyu is a kind of ghost, the same type as the ghost attached to the doll, except that it likes to float in the air, and will even attach to the rainwater when it rains."

"So this kind of spiritual death must be related to water, so that it has a natural affinity for water."

"Everyone, look at my screenshot. Through the sunlight and water droplets, I can barely see the outline of Brother Tianyu."

He gestured for everyone on the computer screen with his finger.

"Up is so strong, you know this?"

""Blood Misfortune in Eight Lifetimes""

""Really Lucky""

"This netizen's name is really bright [狗头]"

""We still don't know the name of the pigeon xp we saw that day""

"Gege can give us popular science through this series of videos without running around!"

"Why do I think it was Director Tibetan Fox who saw this netizen's name and sent the video to Gege's [dog head]"

The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually exceeded 200 million.

The barrage is also full of enthusiasm.

Most of the new fans haven't watched Lin Muge's serious live broadcast yet.

Although they didn't know if it was right or not, seeing Lin Muge's calm and confident appearance, they naturally chose to believe in it.

"Is the lighting on the second floor of our house not very good, wait for me to adjust it."

It was after nine o'clock when the sun entered the lemon hut.

Lin Muge also walked into Ningning's room with ease and drew the curtains.