I am a good person, you say I am a scourge?

I am a good person, you say I am a scourge?Author: like to eat oranges

Introduction: [campus, daily life, hilarious, spiritual recovery, inappropriate person, sand sculpture, winning bamboo shoots]

Opening his eyes, Qin Ke came to the parallel world where the spiritual energy was revived!

At the beginning of the game, a bully came to make trouble and asked him if he knew how to write dead characters!

Don't panic, open the dictionary and tell him that the dead word should be written like this!

"Call with me, si, death of death!

The antonym is live, live live! "

The system wants him to be a bad person, so let's do it!

Passerby A: "The police, I want to call the police. I am a fortune teller. A man came yesterday and asked me to figure out if I will be beaten today!

Now he came again and asked me the same question again, you guys come and save me! "

Passer-by B: "Is there still justice!

I made a bet with him, the one who lost slapped the opponent with two big pussies, but he won and gave me two big pussies!

I said he cheated, but he said that there is no rule against cheating, and he gave me another big blow!

Whoooo! "

This book is also titled: "This disaster is coming again, everyone run away!"

"" Please be a person!

"" I am a brick, it is reasonable to hurt hundreds of millions of points, right?

"" This person is very good, but it's a pity that he has a long mouth!

"

……

Take a look, don't laugh and hit me! !

Chapter 1

"At ten o'clock last night, three men in the Chengnan Night Market were drinking too much and bullied a woman, but fortunately, Li Ming from our class showed up in time and subdued the three hooligans..."

"Uniform? Where is it?"

Qin Ke, who was sleeping on the back row, raised his head agilely.

The classmates in the classroom looked at him one after another.

In the next second, many people laughed out loud.

Standing on the podium, Zhao Dezhu, the head teacher of Mediterranean Sea, looked gloomy.

like to kill...

"Qin Ke, stand up!"

"Quiet, don't laugh!!"

"Qin Ke, repeat what I just said!"

Qin Ke scratched his head, looked at the classmates around him, and then at Zhao Dezhu.

He said tentatively, "Quiet, don't laugh?"

"God is so quiet, don't laugh!"

Zhao Dezhu roared and slapped the desk!

All the students were amused by Qin Ke's words from ear to ear.

"I can't stop laughing, it's you, Qin Ke!"

"Is this guy a funny guy invited by monkeys?"

"Brother Ke in society, people are ruthless and talk a lot!"

……

"Is there a problem? Isn't that what he just said?"

Qin Ke didn't know why, and murmured in his heart.

"Sleep and sleep, you know how to sleep all day, you dare to sleep even in my class! I really think this is your home!"

Just as Zhao Dezhu finished speaking, an abrupt voice sounded.

"Hey hey... mine is bigger than yours..."

Zhao Dezhu's face darkened instantly.

If eyes can kill.

Now Qin Ke's tablemate Wang Zhijie has been torn to pieces by this sharp gaze!

"What did this Temeow dream about?"

Qin Ke was astonished.

Think of the dream you just had.

Didn't he also talk in his sleep when he was sleeping?

"Wang Zhijie!"

Zhao Dezhu roared angrily!

no response……

"Qin Ke, wake him up!"

Qin Ke pushed Wang Zhijie.

"Brother Jie...Brother Jie..."

Still no response...sleeping like a pig.

After deliberating for a moment, he moved to Wang Zhijie's ear.

"get out of class has ended."

"go!"

Wang Zhijie raised his head abruptly.

The whole class roared with laughter!

Zhao Dezhu's face turned even darker!

Seeing that the situation was not right, Wang Zhijie stood up quickly.

"I didn't expect that my small Class [-] could gather two talents from you at the same time!"

"Look at Li Ming, not only does he have good academic performance, but now he has mastered a supernatural power proficiently, and he has begun to do good deeds to repay the society!"

"Look at you two again!"

Zhao Dezhu's words became more and more fierce.

Hearing the head teacher praise himself, Li Ming smiled crookedly.

"Ability? What ability?"

Qin Ke was confused by Zhao Dezhu's words.

Isn't this class a geography class?

Qin Ke looked at the blackboard, which read: The distribution of alien beasts in the spiritual realm.

Looking at the line of title written in chalk, and then looking at the content below, Qin Ke's three views immediately exploded.

What the hell is this?

Wang Zhijie on the side puffed up his chest and said, "Isn't it just to do a good deed? I also did a good deed this morning. The reason why I was late was to help the old lady cross the road."

Zhao Dezhu was furious.

"You have the guts to say it! Your history teacher told me that in the morning he was buying breakfast outside, and when he saw an old lady walking across the road with great difficulty, you just helped her back! It's over! You don’t need to say anything to others!!”

The whole class was amused again.

Zhao Dezhu hated iron and said: "As for you, Qin Ke, I really don't know what you think. There are forty students in the class, and you are already the second-to-last in terms of overall grades, but you can sleep in class all day long, just like you Still want to enter the University of Spirituality, go home and bake sweet potatoes!"

Wang Zhijie couldn't hold back his laughter for a moment.

Zhao Dezhu's face became darker.

"Wang Zhijie, what are you laughing at? Are you proud of being number one?"

Qin Ke was dumbfounded.

Spirit University?

Why is there another university of spirits popping up?

Just when he was puzzled, an electronic sound suddenly sounded in his mind.

[Ding, 1 years, 1 years, I finally found a suitable host!Dog host, do you know how I have lived these 1 years?If I can't find you again, I'm going to blow myself up! 】

Qin Ke was shocked.

system?

As a good young man in the new century, and the most handsome and handsome boy in the class.

Although he has never seen any big scenes, he is romantic and suave and fascinated thousands of girls ([-] words are omitted here).

But he is well versed in various novel routines, the system still knows.

It is a must-have magic weapon for pretending to be slapped in the face, and the dick's counterattack!

[This system is an emotion collection system, as long as others have negative emotions because of the host, the host can get points! 】

[May I ask if it is bound? 】

Qin Ke: "You guess?"

[I guess you are a star, hurry up and bind!hurry up! ! 】

"Okay, okay, bind it, bind it, what's so fierce?"

[Ding, the system is binding...the binding is successful! 】

[Successful binding, give novices ten consecutive draws! 】

[Start lottery! 】

[Congratulations to the host, you have drawn a system blessing. This system wishes you a prosperous and prosperous future and all the best! 】

[Congratulations to the host, you have drawn a system blessing. This system wishes you a prosperous and prosperous future and all the best! 】

[Congratulations to the host, you have drawn a system blessing. This system wishes you a prosperous and prosperous future and all the best! 】

Qin Ke: "..."

Oh shit!

Three times are blessings.

Even the greetings are the same.

Is there nothing else to say?

【Congratulations to the host...】

……

[Congratulations to the host, you have drawn a system blessing. This system wishes you a prosperous and prosperous future and all the best! 】

Qin Ke: gone?This is gone?What a system blessing!What else do you want besides blessing?

[Hold on, don't panic, I'll give you a consolation prize, 999 Spiritual Liquid X1. 】