"I always feel that something is wrong. Is Senior Brother Hongyun planning to trap Daoist Hongjun?"
Hongjun was also at a loss.
Is this still the red cloud?
With a cautious attitude, he still asked cautiously: "Hong Yun, is it true?"
Hong Yun nodded, raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course it's true! As long as you can answer my three questions, the cause and effect between us will be over!"
Empress Nuwa Tu Yangmei and others also nodded.
"You have to say it up front. If you can't answer, then you will have to let us deal with it!" Yang Mei said viciously, swinging the cane.
Hongjun thought for a while.
As long as you can return to the three difficult problems?
Hongjun's frown was slightly relieved.
I was born in the era of chaos, and I was once in charge of the way of heaven.
It can be said that I know the ancients and the present, and I know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom. What other questions can be difficult for me?
"Have you decided? Then ask the teacher to witness!"
"Okay, let the teacher witness!" Hong Jun replied.
Chen Xuan didn't think it was a big deal to watch a play, and nodded with a smile: "I will act as a witness for once!"
As soon as these words came out, an invisible force entangled the souls of everyone.
If you violate it, your soul will be scattered in an instant, and you will be wiped out in ashes.
"Ask!" Hongjun raised his head and said confidently.
Hong Yun took the lead and said, "Let me ask a simpler question first."
Hongjun held his breath, waiting for Hongyun's first question.
I don't believe it, what kind of questions can you Hongyun ask, can it be difficult for me to live up to my dignified Taoist ancestor?
As long as you answer the last three questions, you can end your cause and effect, and then join Taiyun Mountain!
"Hongjun Daozu, what color is the most coquettish pair of pants you wear?" Hong Yun's eyes gleamed with a cunning gleam.
Most coquettish?
Pants?
what colour?
Hongjun's old face was red at first, and then covered with black lines.
In the end, he was stunned.
Fog Grass! ?
There is a sentence in my heart that I almost blurted out!
I'll fuck your grandma!
Niang Xipi!
rub it!
What kind of problem is this?
Can't you ask some unfathomable questions about the origin of the universe and the development of all things?
Hongjun broke out in a cold sweat, this is truly a problem of the era!
How should I answer this question?
Purple?
red?
pink?
Woooooooo—I know the answer, but I absolutely can't say it!
If I said it...
Social death on the spot!
No guarantee for the evening!
The next day, oh no, the next moment, the headlines!
Shock! ! !Daoist Hongjun revealed his sullen side, come and watch...
See you soon!Daozu turned out to be such a person in private, you can never imagine!
pink! ! !The macho fan was perfectly controlled by Daozu Hongjun!
On Taiyun Mountain, there was the sound of gasping for air one after another, as well as suppressed laughter.
"It's too bad, as expected of you, Uncle Heiyun!"
"No wonder you couldn't find a single bamboo shoot on Taiyun Mountain, and you, Heiyun, took all of them!"
"Duozhuo! Heiyun, you actually ask such a shameful question!"
"Your show, flashed my waist!"
"We are professionally trained, and generally we don't laugh unless we can't help it! Hahahaha..."
Chen Xuan just took a sip of Fat House Happy Water, and laughed directly on Tiandao Xiaohei's face next to him.
Tiandao Xiaohei wiped it off silently, trembling all over.
This group of people from Taiyun Mountain is too frightening.
I'm afraid they specialize in shrimp and pig hearts, right?
Fortunately, I chose a spokesperson at the beginning, otherwise I would be the one receiving the "capital punishment" today!
Chapter 230 Who Did These Disciples Learn Their Methods From?
"Fellow Daoist Hongjun, are you going to answer?" Yang Mei's old face was flushed and full of meaningful smiles.
Hongjun's face was covered with black lines, and bursts of haze filled his eyes.
But he just kept his mouth shut and said nothing.
Nima.
If this is spoken, it is estimated that all heavens and myriad worlds will spread their own legends in the future.
Never say!
"Daozu, you only need to answer it once, but cause and effect."
"It will be very helpful for future promotion and salary increase, and becoming an inner disciple."
"If you answer this question, then we will be good brothers for life!"
"We Taiyun Mountain disciples will never reveal this secret."
"If you're reluctant and embarrassed to say it, then just take out those underpants!"
"Ancestor Dao, you are already very old. You haven't seen all the ups and downs. You won't be crushed on such a simple question, right?"
A group of Taiyun Mountain disciples booed wildly.
But Hongjun stubbornly closed his mouth and remained silent.
I can't stop complaining in my heart!
Why do I feel like I just got out of the den of thieves and got on the boat of thieves again, and I was caught as soon as I came in?
Ahhhhh!
These people are horrible!
If they grow up, the heavens and the world will have no way out, right?
Seeing that Hongjun didn't answer for a long time, Hongyun was already exercising beside him.
And Yang Mei was also practicing whipping with rattan.
"Ancestor Hongjun, are you sure you don't want to answer?" Chen Xuan asked with a smile on his face.
Hongjun pursed his lips tightly and nodded repeatedly!
No matter what method you use, I will never say it!
After answering this, there are two more questions in the follow-up!
Who can bear it?
"Well, Patriarch Hongjun resolutely refuses to answer this question, so you don't need to ask the next two questions, and let you handle it." Chen Xuan smiled even more, and looked at Hongjun with a smile.
The others also looked at Hongjun with smiles.
Hongjun's scalp was numb and he flinched back again and again.
The main reason is that Chen Xuan put too much pressure on him!
At this time, as a punishment for not answering, a great power bound him.
Hongjun's realm was sealed and he couldn't move.
And Hongyuntongtian, Baize, Yangmei, Guiche and others rushed forward.
The important thing is that they each have a cane, the kind with thorns.
"Ancestor Dao, you tricked my two elder brothers into becoming sages of heaven, so let's forget about it today!"
"Ancestor Dao, as long as you can withstand our offensive, it means that you have sufficient ability to become a disciple of Taiyun Mountain's handyman!"
"Hongjun, this whip is the welcome ceremony for Taiyun Mountain!"
What a welcome ceremony!
Taoist ancestor heart ashes.
But when the cane suddenly fell, he couldn't help but let out screams.
"Heroes! Be gentle!"
"Hey! Yang Mei Hongyun! Why are you pulling my pants?"
"Old man! Calm down!"
"Stop beating, can your thorny cane greet you in another place?"
"What the hell, my dick has turned into a hornet's nest!"
"Ahhh!"
"I will never again!"
"I will definitely serve the teacher well in the future!"
The cane waved, setting off a bloody wind.
Hongjun's screams, like a tragic war song, resounded in Taiyun Mountain.
Between the majestic oath, the confession from the bottom of the heart, and the prospect of the future.
However, the picture was so brutal that many female disciples had to turn their heads away.
half an hour. ,
"Okay, Patriarch Hongjun won't be able to hold on any longer!" Chen Xuan waved his hand to signal everyone to stop.
Hongyun Tongtian suddenly dispersed.
Hongjun like a hornet's nest was left behind.
Hongjun hurriedly put on the new purple Taoist robe condensed with mana, and then ran to the hiding place with his teeth bared.
Check yourself for injuries.
"Shh-"
You'll Also Like
-
I am writing a diary in Douluo, and Huo Gua is actually me
Chapter 349 7 hours ago -
Douluo: Start from Tianshui Academy
Chapter 280 7 hours ago -
Versatile Mage's Magic Talent
Chapter 686 7 hours ago -
Wasteland Echoer
Chapter 478 7 hours ago -
Mysterious city
Chapter 398 7 hours ago -
Luck in the heavens starts from the Red Mansion
Chapter 371 7 hours ago -
Immortality Cultivation: I can use my clansmen’s energy and blood to add points
Chapter 550 7 hours ago -
The heavens begin from Pingyang City
Chapter 523 7 hours ago -
I, the Lord of God, recruit witches to make money
Chapter 316 7 hours ago -
Only I know the reincarnation world of the plot
Chapter 404 7 hours ago