Entertainment: I am a professor in the Department of Hybrid Healing in the music circle

And the wine will be served with the freehand brushwork of the water from the big river coming from the sky.

"Hahaha, life should be like this poem, you have to be happy when you are happy in life! I am so educated, but I can't find a suitable word to describe the wine. I am short of words..." The remaining Zhongzhou The judges applauded the judges, and their voices continued, as if they were crazy.

The eight judges all have almost the same attitude, crazy!

Crazy like a drunk!

The representatives of the Zuzhou Music Association were all cold.

One of them couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted directly: "Isn't this awesome? I haven't been able to excite my eardrums like this for many years. This poem can be included in the poetry text, and it has been sung like this Majestic, soul-stirring, and the river rushing wildly, the singing contains the vicissitudes of the years, the joy of drinking, and the free and easy feeling of losing all the money to a drunk, don't say anything, just buy the copyright of this poem!"

As soon as he finished speaking, other representatives couldn't help but describe the shock brought by this song.

Only Wang Xian was left standing alone in the cold wind, as if isolated.

Why is this happening?

The president of the Huaguo Music Association even directly recited a poem in opposition: "Qingyun said straight up that there is no need, the road has already reached its peak, and the capital happened to meet folks, so it is a pity that you can't come to the store for wine! A nonsensical poem! I give [-] points !"

"President, you are not a judge." The vice president reminded.

"One hundred points!" Representative Lin, the judge on Huaguo's side, gave his own score.

"One hundred points!" The other two Huaguo judges were even more so.

The two judges from Zhongzhou sighed at the same time: "I am born to be useful... How good is the talent in poetry to write such eternal quatrains? [-] points!"

Another two hundred points!

After being shocked, the three judges from Zuzhou looked at their representative with the most embarrassing expressions and eyes, and then weakly held up a sign.

Three hundred points...

Seeing this, Wang Xian's heart was completely cold.

Full marks from the audience, how awesome poetry does this need?

If you were not at the scene, and you heard that there was a song that got full marks from the audience, you probably wouldn't believe it.

However, after hearing about drinking at the scene, Wang Xian became a little skeptical about life.

In this world, is there really someone who can write eternal quatrains?

But... It's okay if you don't believe it, it's all in front of me.

However, at this moment, one of the judges in Zhongzhou was too old, and he fainted on the spot because of too much excitement.

No one thought that someone would faint again at the scene, so there was no ambulance at the scene.

After 5 minutes, the judge was picked up.

Immediately afterwards, a 55-year-old judge in Zuzhou asked to play it again with trembling hands.

After listening to it for the second time, he also fainted on the spot...

Wang Xian's face was a little stiff and ferocious: "You... how did you write such an ancient quatrain?"

It is absolutely true to say that drinking wine is a quatrain through the ages!

Because the people here in Zuzhou are a little jealous.

Directly crush the entire poetry and literary world!

Why isn't Lin Yao from their Zuzhou?

It is estimated that the poetry and literary circles in Huaguo can overwhelm their ancestors with just one piece of wine.

As long as they can't write quatrains such as surpassing and drinking, they dare not claim to be the number one in poetry culture.

"Write by hand." Lin Yao responded lightly.

With a plop... Wang Xian couldn't stand upright, and fell to the ground, his eyes glazed over, staring blankly at the stalwart figure in front of him.

He was really intimidated by the song Jiang Jinjiu.

Jiang He was like a younger brother before Jiang Jinjiu.

Douge?Fighting is a fart, it's called fighting if it's difficult to distinguish between high and low, this fucking is crushing the game.

Thinking of being completely abused by a boy in his early twenties, Wang Xian couldn't swallow his anger, but his courage was crushed by the wine again, all negative emotions piled up together, and he rolled his eyes , passed out.

Mouth is still foaming...

The ambulance was already waiting outside the gymnasium, and Wang Xian was sent to the No.1 Civilian Hospital in Los Angeles immediately after.

And on the Internet, the major live broadcast channels of the live gymnasium, the barrage was blown to the top!

"F*ck, shit, but I'm uneducated. If I say shit, those judges will go crazy, and some of them will faint?"

"This song is going to drink, it subverts my perception of poetry."

"I used to think that modern poetry is like flowing water, neither catchy nor meaningful, until this song will appear, Nima is too explosive?"

"Jiangjinjiu is really a fortress. Put it in music, it can be said to be No. 1, and put it in the poetry circle, it can also be said to be the ceiling. What other adjectives can I say that I am uneducated? I can only say one sentence. force!"

"Is this a miracle? After Jiang He's score came out, I was 100% sure that Wang Xian would win, but Eleven gave me a resounding big fight."

"Isn't this song about drinking wine considered a national style?"

"I don't know if it counts as a national style, has anyone come out to popularize science?"

"Nima's poems are all ancient quatrains. Who has such a great ability to popularize science?"

"It can be classified as poetry. I really didn't expect that any type of work written on Shiyi can become popular."

"Let me just ask, what's wrong with eleven? This man is so perfect, I want to suffocate the rhythm."

"I can even imagine what kind of breath Wang Xian took in his throat before he passed out."

"Am I the only one who noticed that both Wang Xian and Lin Xi were admitted to the hospital?"

"Don't tell me I haven't noticed. Hahaha, the couple are hospitalized. Unfortunately, they are not in the same hospital. One is in Beijing and the other is in Los Angeles."

"Is it really okay for you to tease a hospitalized patient like this? I think it's pretty good!"

"..."

After drinking, there will be a big heat again.

Especially when the wine was synchronized to the April season rankings, it went crazy.

Among those songs that hit the charts for one night, one of them was a silver-medal lyricist. After one night, the number of downloads was 113.1 million, ranking first.

Because there are no gold medals and word gods in seasons like March and April, it is no problem to win the championship with this download volume.

just.

Just after the synchronization of the wine, the download volume soared to 974.31.

A lot of people are watching the live broadcast, waiting for the song to sync, and then listening to the second time or even a single loop.

Because it was too explosive and shocking!

There was even a topic in a forum that even rushed to the top of the topic list.

This topic is probably discussed: [If anyone finds Eleven Douge in the future, please prepare an ambulance, otherwise I am afraid that the one who lost Douge will not be discovered in time, and will be dead by the time he is discovered...]

This topic is also immoral, but netizens feel very happy and have participated in the discussion:

"It's already dead... Hahaha, I'm so happy."

"When Lin Xi fainted before, I thought it was exaggerated. Until the previous live broadcast, I gave Wang Xian a close-up. I saw his expression go from shock to horror to disbelief, and finally numbness, and then a solemn expression. Anger, maybe I’m not describing it correctly, but all the negative emotions are in my heart, and my blood pressure is really easy to go up, hahaha don’t talk about it, I’ll just laugh first.”

"Fainting is not an exaggeration at all. It is scientifically based. If a person's blood pressure is high to a certain level, if it is not discovered in time, I guess you will die at home. Also, you may faint if you are too emotional. It will go into shock, and if it is rescued in time, there will be no serious problems."

"Excuse me, does the eldest brother upstairs study medicine?"

"My day, will you go into shock if it is serious? Is it so serious?"

"I said it was serious, and you still said it was so serious?"

"It's like an air conditioner repairer who comes to repair the air conditioner, and then the employer asks what the master does."

"I am an anchor, and the family members in the live broadcast room ask me what I do for work."

"Wow, the topics you are talking about are so high-end, can sand sculptures like me join in?"

"..."

Topics like this have been spread wildly and widely on the Internet.

It's really that this song is too resistant to fighting.

Even at noon, it went out of the circle and spread to the ears of the group of bigwigs in the literary circle.

They were all taken aback, their scalps were numb from the shock of such ancient quatrains.

Among them, the Literary Association issued a message.

The meaning is to praise Jiang Jinjiu as the ceiling of the poetry world, a masterpiece, there is no one!

Because the wine will be worth it.

In the afternoon of the same day, the No. 1 civilian hospital in Los Angeles requested additional staff from major hospitals in surrounding cities to deploy staff.

Because on this day, too many patients were sent in.

Many people are public figures.

Many of them are big names in the literary circle.

No one knows why they fainted suddenly, anyway, the hospital is only treating them.

The symptoms given uniformly are due to: high blood pressure and excessive emotion.

At noon the next day, the educational institution @[-]'s official website account and announced to the public:

[The song that went viral yesterday, because it is in the style of poetry, and the writing is too shocking and majestic. 】

【So, we have listed this poem and compiled it into a poem about drinking wine, which will be included in the texts of primary and secondary schools starting from the next semester. 】

[In this way, among the poems read aloud and recited every day, there will be a poem that belongs to our Huaguo itself! 】

Elementary and middle school students: "Thank you tm!"

Because the news of the educational institution came out, many primary and middle school students panicked.

Originally, there were many poems to be recited, and now there is another one...

However, primary and middle school students with better grades and those who like poetry are the most excited.

Blooming raised his hands in favor here, but Lin Yao did not say that he would not charge any copyright fees and could directly include it in the text.

How could Lin Yao charge for such a meaningful thing?

On the contrary, the netizens have already become one with Lin Yao's fans, because they are so happy.

"Included in the textbooks of primary and secondary schools, is this laughing at me to death?"

"Fortunately, I'm already in high school hahaha!"

"If I use my current state to read General Wine, I will feel very good, but once it is linked to the textbook, no matter how good it is written, I will not feel happy."

"Nowadays primary and middle school students only know how to play games, so it's good to include wine into the text."

"It is recommended to write a few more poems on the [-]th, to increase motivation for primary and middle school students, so that they have more poems to recite."

"Look, the official websites of several educational institutions are all concerned about the [-]th."

"Eleventh is the one with the least number of black fans, right? Not only is it a representative of the music association, but now it is also being focused on by educational institutions. Yesterday I heard that many seniors in the literary circle were too excited to drink because they were going to drink aloud." Into the hospital."

"What do you mean the fewest black fans? It can be said that there is no such thing as not only wearing official clothes, but also being so talented, there is no place to be black if you want to be black."

"..."

On the second day of the April season, as of 10 minutes past 2945.13:[-] pm, the number of downloads of Will Drinking had soared to [-] million.

This is the price of getting out of the circle. Many people regard it as a poem. This is an eternal quatrain.

People have forgotten that this song will appear in everyone's field of vision in the form of a song.

Bloom, Composition Department.

Director Lai watched the download volume skyrocket, his hands were trembling with excitement: "I feel like A Yao can support an entire department..."

In the coffee area, Wang Zifan sipped his coffee to his heart's content: "With A Yao here, why do you have to work hard? I rely on my previous works to get some salary every month, and some subsistence allowances are enough."

Zhang Dehua was also drinking coffee with him, and said with emotion: "Almost every work of Ah Yao has more than 4000 to 2.39 million downloads, especially the first one, which has already reached [-] million downloads. The total downloads of all my works , It’s only about [-] million yuan, and one of A Yao’s works has run through my career.”