Li Zhiyuan laughed: "It's not the child's problem, it's my wife who was poisoned, and the equipment can't detect the problem, you're barely a witch doctor, come and have a look!"
"Hey... Strange things happen every year, especially this year! Who is so bold to poison the Li family, it must be impatient!" The glamorous woman stared wide-eyed.
"Why so much nonsense! Hurry up and take a look, Yanran has been uncomfortable for a long time." Li Zhiyuan was a little impatient: "Hang up!"
"Okay! Wait, I'll be right there"
Jiangcheng Town Ghost Division Branch, after Huo Xiaoyu hung up the phone, he disappeared in a cloud of black mist.
……
The bathroom door was opened again, and Shui Yanran walked out unrequitedly, lying on the bed with blank eyes: "Zhiyuan! I'm afraid time is running out! His body is so light, as if he has ascended into a fairy, Hey, my old lady has come back to life, I heard that when a person is about to die, the memories of a lifetime will appear in a flash! My old lady is no longer a flashback, it is simply a high-definition live broadcast, and the memory is terrifyingly clear!"
Suddenly, a cloud of black mist appeared in the room, Huo Xiaoyu came out, and said angrily: "Wow! Who is so unscrupulous, eating stinky tofu! Is this trying to stink Miss Ben to death?"
cough……
Li Zhiyuan was feeling sad, so he was interrupted and coughed: "Commander Huo, this is not stinky tofu."
Ok……
"What is that, is it a new type of stink bomb? It shouldn't be! Who is so bold to put one in the city lord's mansion?" Huo Xiaoyu covered her nose: "Damn, I stink to death!"
"What are you thinking, little girl? This is my mother's fart!" Shui Yanran had already put up a fight, she was about to die anyway, so what face did she care about!
"Yan Ran! Be more reserved!" Li Zhiyuan reminded.
"Reserve your wool! My old lady is about to die!" Shui Yanran gave Li Zhiyuan a look.
"Sister, don't get angry, let my sister take a look!" Huo Xiaoyu didn't dislike it, and immediately sat on the bedside, took Shui Yanran's hand to check.
Hey……
Shui Yanran sighed: "Zhiyuan, let's continue, where did I just say?"
"Back to the light" Li Zhiyuan reminded bravely, he didn't see any signs of dying from the beginning to the end, and his wife's voice of cursing was still loud.
Apart from the terrible paleness of his face, not only was there nothing else, but it was a little bit beyond usual!
Especially the body technique, which is extremely vigorous, let alone the speed of going to the toilet, the calf is blowing, it is amazingly fast!
If anyone says this is a patient, I will definitely be in a hurry with him!
Shui Yanran brewed her feelings for a while, and then made a will: "Zhiyuan, I was just angry, don't take it to heart, my happiest thing is to marry you and have a couple of children for you, I'm leaving, You take good care of our daughter and son"
"Especially Ping An! He is mischievous, but he is also the flesh that fell from my old lady's body. No one can bully him. Dr. Zhang is right. If the poison is not good, it is not Ping An's fault. It is I who ate it and ruined my body."
"His father! Don't blame your son, educate him well and make him a talent"
"his dad!……"
"his dad!……"
"..."
Shui Yanran was personally on the scene, deeply involved in the play, and spoke vividly and vividly, with a proper appearance of dying.
but!
Regardless of her loud voice, her healthy appearance, and her full energy, she is full of humor.
Like an extra in an audition, the performance was messed up.
What the hell!
……
"Excuse me! Sister, are you making a will?" Huo Xiaoyu checked again and again, but found no problem, no, it should be a big problem!
Shui Yanran's physique has been enhanced countless times, she is a magician, a long-distance profession, and a crispy skin!
What about now?
Qi and blood surged, and a mysterious spiritual energy circulated in his body, continuously strengthening his physique and refining impurities, which is simply unprecedented magic!
"Sister, my sister is going to pass away soon, can you let my sister finish talking first?" Shui Yanran pouted.
"No, sister, is there something wrong with your mind?" Huo Xiaoyu frowned.
Shui Yanran pulled out her hand, she didn't want to care about this little girl anymore, she was about to die, and you had to add fuel to the fire, the old lady's spirit was unprecedentedly normal, and she could recall everything before she was ten years old.
"Commander Huo, what's the matter? Just say it directly, don't provoke your sister anymore." Li Zhiyuan hurriedly made a rescue.
"Sister, I didn't mean that. Shouldn't you feel refreshed now? Not to mention ecstasy, at least you should have the advanced feeling brought by the strengthening and refining of the whole body!" Huo Xiaoyu explained resentfully .
"Yeah! Sister, that's how I feel! I'm floating like a fairy, as if I'm soaring up from the ground, with clear thinking and deep memory. Isn't this a flashback?" Shui Yanran was very sad.
Hey……
Huo Xiaoyu was very depressed, shaking her head and sighing: "Fart's flashback, sister, you are a blessing in disguise, your body is being continuously strengthened and refined! As for your strange sequelae, I can't explain it, but it probably won't last."
"If this poison was given by your son, can I make a small request? Can you give me the same poison? Just treat it as repaying the favor from last time. If it doesn't work, I can also increase the price."
"Hey……"
"Your family is all wonderful! My son is making trouble, and his mother is not a fuel-efficient lamp!"
"Mayor, please clarify the status in the future, and don't shake people indiscriminately"
After speaking, Huo Xiaoyu left wrapped in black mist.
"My lord, ma'am, please believe in your feelings and the scientific basis. Madam should recover after resting for a while, and I will leave." Dr. Zhang stood up and said goodbye at the right time.
"Then thank you, Dr. Zhang, Xiuli, send Dr. Zhang for me." Li Zhiyuan was finally relieved, and ordered his subordinates to send him off.
"Yes"
Xiuli left with Dr. Zhang.
"Yanran! What's going on? Making a fuss out of a molehill!" Li Zhiyuan was still in the dark, and immediately asked, "What did Ping An do?"
"What can I do? He mailed me a beauty pill, I took it, and then what happened next..." Shui Yanran jumped off the bed and rushed into the toilet before finishing her sentence: "My old lady can't help it anymore... What did I eat for this one who received a thousand knives..."
puff...
Snapped……
Li Zhiyuan covered his nose, shook his head and sighed...
Hey... a crime!
Chapter 36 Mom!Please look in the mirror before swearing
A soul-stirring toilet movement kicked off!
12:00: Shui Yanran enters the bathroom and blows thousands of miles!
12:30: Come out.
13:00: She enters again, poop!
13:30: Repeat
14:00: ...
……
18:30: She walked out of the bathroom with sore legs, feeling overly ecstatic and numb, except that she was full of energy.
Finally something has changed!
The after-effects were over, and she basically returned to normal. She had a fight with the toilet all day long, and had no time to do other things, not even to look in the mirror!
Shui Yanran felt that she had been dragged for a lifetime, and she was ashamed!How will I meet people in the future!It's better to die and ask for a child!
"Zhiyuan, go out and leave me alone!" Shui Yanran lay on the bed with blank eyes.
"Yan Ran! Are you okay? How can I leave with peace of mind when you are in this state?" Li Zhiyuan was always by his wife's side. The dark room was not lit, and he could only see a fair cheek.
"Get out of here, old lady, I can't die, why don't you want to be quiet?" Shui Yanran shouted.
"Okay! I'm leaving, don't be too overwhelmed!" Li Zhiyuan turned and left the room, his expression relaxed a lot, and he was also in a happy mood, muttering in a low voice: "Well... this tastes right! This is my wife! This tone, this attitude! You have fully recovered!"
"However, who is Jingjing? Let's see if I don't beat him to death! Dare to pry into the corner of my wall..."
"Li...zhi...yuan...do you want to die?"
……
"Driving my beloved car, never stuck in traffic..."
Li Pingan walked out of No. [-] Middle School humming a ditty, and walked towards a corner in the darkness. A cloud of black mist appeared strangely, disappeared strangely, and took away a handsome boy at the same time.
at this time!
11 o'clock at night!
The new Ghost Town Department is located in Jinxiuyuan District, the basement of a tall building.
Now, in the new department, the lights are bright, and the figures are surging. Commander Lan Yucheng is definitely a model of resoluteness. In one day, six generals were transferred, most of them were beauties.
The revival of spiritual energy brings mutation and cultivation.
It is a means to become stronger, and it is also a miracle to optimize and evolve oneself!
New Era!The rise of spiritual masters, regardless of whether they are men or women, with the baptism of spiritual energy, all of them are handsome men and beautiful women, dragons and phoenixes among people!
Of course, if you are beautiful in person, after becoming a spiritual master, you will be even more charming!
Lan Die Wu is such a beauty, Ouyang Xue is even more outstanding, and the national goddess Sun Feifei is also such a leader!
……
"This old woman is so annoying! I've been pestering me for a whole day! My mother's call has not been answered, hey... Annoying! She is handsome, with a lot of right and wrong!" A cloud of black mist appeared on the roof of a building, and Li Walking out safely, looking at the stars in the sky, he muttered, "Call Mom! Don't praise me! My son will be proud!"
I hope that the super croton effect will burst, not to mention being ten years younger, at least the skin will become rosy, the mother is happy, and the son's life will definitely be countless times better!
"Beep...beep..."
Shui Yanran was trying to be quiet in her room, her eyes were dull, when suddenly the communication ring on her wrist vibrated...
snort!The brat finally called, let's see how my old lady treats you...
Connect!
A handsome young man appeared in the projection. He was full of charm, his skin was as soft as jade, and he exaggeratedly said, "Wow! I don't even dare to call you mom anymore, let's call you sister!"
Li Pingan looked unbelievable, so perverted?Is this still my 40 year old mom?Mature, still charming?
Nonsense!Even if you stand with the old sister, don't give up too much!
Super croton so awesome?Rejuvenate!
Li Pingan was still waiting for compliments, but what was waiting was a furious tigress: "Stinky boy, what did you eat for my mother? Do you want to poison my mother? You heartless guy, my mother raised you so big for nothing." Damn, you bastard! Wolf-hearted! Unfilial son!... Hurry up and get out of my old lady, let her break a leg, stay at home, don't harm others, my old lady has already booked you the girl next door, Cuihua, you If you don’t make my mother feel better, she will make you suffer..."
"..."
Li Pingan stared wide-eyed, with a bewildered face, dumbfounded by his mother's slap in the face, and swallowed countless times.
Two battles!
Carefully asked: "Mom! Please look in the mirror before swearing!"
What?Dare to talk back?What mirror?However, the son who had spoiled him for so many years felt displeased, and he had already taken action, so he picked up the round mirror on the bedside table.
Take a photo!
Ghost!With trembling hands, he threw the mirror onto the bed.
This is my wife?
No!
He picked up the mirror again and took a picture tremblingly.
Monster!
"Ah... son, what did you eat for this old lady?" Shui Yanran's heartbeat accelerated, her expression fluctuated, she looked at herself in the mirror, she couldn't believe it!
I'm not so young and beautiful myself!
"Beauty and beauty pill!" Li Pingan looked at his beautiful mother and said proudly.
This is the time, do my part!This effect is awesome!
Hahaha……
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