Ten years of cold windows, you tell me that people are deadlocked?

He told the two that he would be away for a few days and that the phone might not be available.

"Where are you going?"

Ye Xiaotian smiled mysteriously.

For the time being, he plans to keep this matter a secret.

Wait for him to explore the road first, and next time if Ma Xiaoling is interested, he can take her to have a look.

"Secret, I won't tell you for the time being. By the way, Xiaoling, you have to watch Zhenzhen while I'm away. This silly girl is a good person. I'm worried that she will be bullied!"

Ma Xiaoling glanced at Ye Xiaotian, and said angrily:

"You are worried about Zhenzhen being bullied, don't you worry about me being bullied? Don't forget, I am also a woman!"

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"do not worry!"

"why?"

"Because you are..."

"what?!"

Ma Xiaoling didn't realize it for a long time, what does she have to do with "Aw"?

After a while, Zhenzhen still came to her senses.

"Oh, Xiao Ling, he called you a tigress!"

Hearing Zhenzhen's explanation, Ma Xiaoling finally came to her senses, got up and chased Ye Xiaotian, wanting to pinch him.

In order to prevent the water consumption in the house from suddenly increasing by several tons, Ye Xiaotian hastened to escape.

Before leaving, he blew a kiss to the two and said with a smile:

"I'm leaving. If you need to call me urgently, if you can't get through the phone, you can go to the Chenghuang Temple to find the Chenghuang. Goodbye!"

When he flashed out the door, Ye Xiaotian could still hear Ma Xiaoling's gritted teeth and complaints inside.

Hearing this, Ye Xiaotian couldn't help but pursed his lips into a smile.

For a while, he was alone.

But now, some things are changing unconsciously.

An ordinary life needs a little passion, which is the main reason why he wants to watch other dramas.

Otherwise, what is the difference between staying in the cold hell every day and going to jail?

"Cui Jue, during the few days when I'm away, you will be in charge of the affairs of the underworld. You must send ghost guards to patrol the main passages, especially the ghost gate, day and night. If you are in trouble, you can find Xiaoyou. You can reach me."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

After waving Cui Jue to leave, he turned and looked at Xiaoyou who was standing aside.

"Xiaoyou, are you ready?"

The other party didn't know where he learned it, so he bent down and made a gentleman's gesture.

"At your service anytime! Excuse me, master, what plot do you want to choose?"

Hearing Xiaoyou's question, Ye Xiaotian suddenly remembered Zhong Fa who was at his peak when he appeared on the stage.

"Let's go to "The Devil's Office"!"

This was one of his favorite movies and TV shows when he was a child.The plot is both funny and ups and downs, plus Xueyou and Xu Guanying's funny, it is really a classic.

"Understood, master, in 3 minutes, I will officially open the plot of "Haunted Police Station" for you."

During the waiting period, Ye Xiaotian instructed:

"If there is something urgent, remember to notify me as soon as possible. In addition, remember to watch less garbage soap operas."

Hearing Ye Xiaotian's words, Xiaoyou's face froze.

Recently, he has indeed become obsessed with human TV dramas, to the point where he couldn't extricate himself.

"Understood the master, I wish you a happy game!"

As soon as the words fell, Ye Xiaotian's eyes went dark.

When he realized it, he was already standing in front of a somewhat old police station.

"You dare to avenge yourself publicly, and you must find Xiaoyou to settle the score when you go back!"

Ye Xiaotian cursed secretly in his heart.

Since taking this guy and seeing the outside world, Xiaoyou has become a ghostly ghost, and has learned a lot of bad habits of human beings.

Of course, many of them were learned from him.

Today happened to be the Ghost Festival, and all the plots unfolded from this.

Just watching this kind of holographic 3D movie is meaningless.

Ye Xiaotian thought for a while, and decided to go to Zhong Fabai first, after all, they are all fellows, so he might as well ask him for advice and pretend to beep.

In front of a house in a remote suburb.

Ye Xiaotian looked around carefully, being in it was different.

Even he, on such a night of the Ghost Festival, felt that his adrenaline was soaring rapidly.

He raised his hand and knocked on the door, but no one answered.

Ye Xiaotian's figure flashed, and he appeared directly in the room.

There is no light in the whole room, only the faint candlelight on the table.

Ye Xiaotian watched it with relish.

At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open.

A figure flashed in, raised his hand and grabbed Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian smiled and disappeared from the spot.

Zhong Fabai was terrified, thinking that he had encountered a very powerful evil spirit, so he dodged around and turned on the light.

At this time, Ye Xiaotian was sitting on a stool not far away, drinking tea.

"Is your Excellency a human or a ghost?"

Ye Xiaotian looked up at Xiang Zhongfa, and asked with a smile:

"What if it's a human, so what if it's a ghost?"

"If it's a human, let's sit down and discuss it; if it's a ghost, I'll send you to salvation!"

"Your Excellency is so confident that you can save me?"

Hearing Ye Xiaotian's words, Zhong Fa smiled triumphantly.

"Of course, I sit here with a radius of 16 miles. The ghosts have immigrated long ago! I learned art at the age of five, became famous at the age of 20, and opened a grocery store at the age of [-]. Do you know why?"

Zhong Fabai deliberately paused, waiting for Ye Xiaotian to ask why.

But what made him extremely annoyed was that this young man just didn't play his cards according to the routine and didn't speak at all.

In desperation, Zhong Fabai could only continue to speak:

"Why? Because there are no more ghosts here, and if I don't open a grocery store, I'm going to starve to death!"

Although Ye Xiaotian has watched this movie countless times, every time he hears the other party's shameless words, he will be deeply impressed.

Sure enough, at this time, silence is better than sound, and it's so good to beep!

"I am human!"

Hearing Ye Xiaotian's words, the middle of the opposite side turned pale, and then he relaxed a little.

Seeing such a powerful young man just now, God knows how nervous he is!

I thought I was going to lose my life this time, but I didn't expect that the other party was a human being, and it really was the blessing of the patriarch.

He has already made up his mind, he will put incense sticks on the patriarch later, use the best kind, and never fool around!

Chapter 116 The funny white haired, the arrested loach king

"Can the Taoist master tell fortunes?"

Ye Xiaotian asked with a smile.

"Who are you? That's not me bragging. Do you know why I opened a grocery store? In fact, after there were no ghosts to catch within a twenty-mile radius, I specialized in fortune-telling for a while.

But my calculations were too accurate, those people regarded me as a monster, thought that I could spell magic, and peeped into the privacy of their hearts.Later, these guys stopped asking me for fortune-telling, and in desperation, I could only rely on the grocery store for a living! "

Really, Ye Xiaotian was stunned at that time.

He has seen shameless people before, but he has never seen such shameless people.

The famous Mr. Zhong Fa is indeed Ye Xiaotian's source of happiness, and he is the pinnacle representative of Xiangcheng ghost movies.

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"Has the Daoist figured out that you are facing a catastrophe recently and your life will be lost?"

Hearing Ye Xiaotian's words, Zhong Fabai was shocked.

He touched his face with his hands, as if he was still a little worried, and even took out a small mirror that he carried with him from his pocket, and began to look at it carefully.

After a while, he put away the small mirror and looked at Ye Xiaotian helplessly.

"Young man, are you playing with me? My face is full of heaven and earth, square and round, with delicate features and bright eyes. I am clearly a blessed person. How can I be short-lived?"

Ye Xiaotian: ...

He really wanted to tell the "confident" Taoist priest in front of him: "Clean eyebrows, bright eyes", what does this have to do with you?

"But I see the Taoist priest, his eyes are slightly red, the Yintang is dark and stagnant, surrounded by black air, it is clearly a sign of impending death!"

Hearing Ye Xiaotian's words, Zhong Fabai became unconfident again.

He took out the small mirror again and looked at it carefully, still muttering words.

"It's strange, I heard other people say that's not the case. If I knew it earlier, I should have learned how to meet with Master..."

Ye Xiaotian didn't know what he was mumbling about, so he picked up the teacup on the table and drank it leisurely.

"Little brother, is what you said true?"

The corner of Ye Xiaotian's mouth twitched quietly.

Sure enough, they are all social people. Just now they were called young people, but now they have become little brothers.

"Of course, the mortal person I have cut off, even if he asks Lord Yan to intercede, it is useless, unlike some people who run the train with their mouths full of words."

Zhong Fabai's face turned red. He has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, but he still has a good psychological quality, and his face immediately returned to normal.

Although he still had some doubts in his heart, the young man in front of him had the means of teleportation before, which absolutely couldn't be faked.

Immediately, Zhong Fabai stood where he was, his eyes rolled around, and he began to calculate the pros and cons.

"Senior master, for the sake of our fellowship, please help me!"

Ye Xiaotian was drinking tea, when he heard the other person's words, the tea in his mouth almost didn't spit out.

Originally, he just planned to meet Zhong Fabai and leave.

But now, he has changed his mind.

A source of happiness like the other party is something that can be met but not sought after.

So, Ye Xiaotian said:

"Save you? It's very expensive for the poor to do it!"

"How much is it?"

Zhong Pai's expression was very painful.

There is no problem with his little tricks to frighten ordinary ghosts.But when you encounter some powerful ones, you can only run away with a bucket.Therefore, in these years, no big family business has been saved at all.

"I will stay here for two or three days. During this time, you have to take care of food and shelter. As a reward, I will save your life!"