NBA: Start with 20 billion, buy the Knicks

"Boss Jiang, do you think that Pierce's departure will make the Knicks go crazy?" The cute and pure face of the team reporter Wang Binbin appeared next to him.

"No, he'll be back soon."

"what?"

"Don't worry, you'll know when the time comes."

Jiang Chao snickered, but the scene and the media are now frantically reporting that Pierce is injured and left the game, the Knicks may win the game in an instant, and the series has come to an end.

But later generations know that Jiang Chao, who has Pierce's sphincter problem, has already gone to the live game when he saw the wheelchair and Pierce, who looked grim but didn't scream in pain.

Not to mention, Curry seemed a little embarrassed by Pishen's injury this time. He sleepwalked in the next few rounds. Obviously he injured the opponent's boss in the away game. He couldn't let go of his hands and feet. Hush is okay.

"Let go of it...you pulled it too..."

Jiang Chao shook his head. Basketball is a high-intensity sport, and occasionally it can't be stretched because of too much force.

After all, people have three urgencies.

In fact, in many NBA games, it is often seen that players suddenly go to the locker room after leaving the court. If the injury is not a factor, this player may be more likely to go conveniently, although the NBA order does not allow it.

Of course, some players can control it quickly, but there are also players who are not well controlled because of gastrointestinal problems, and are prone to the embarrassment of pulling their pants.

Previously, Sands core Booker said he had seen athletes pull their pants in the stadium many times.He said: "I've seen it a few times. Especially when the contestants were wearing white trousers and there was a small accident inside."

Regarding the underpants door in the NBA, Jiang Chao knows nothing better than Pierce who exposed himself after being a commentator.

Pierce, the famous Celtics star, used too much force before, and he happened to have a stomachache, so he dragged himself onto his pants.

After the incident, Pierce faced it calmly and handled it well, avoiding an embarrassing situation.

Just like today, when I said that I was going to the locker room to see my injuries, I was actually using this excuse to see a doctor for convenience.

And this time, the sphincter may have been tense just now, otherwise it would not have fallen down.

In Jiang Chao's view, this is when Curry made a breakthrough and deliberately created the illusion of falling and being injured in the breakthrough. It can not only go to the toilet, but also avoid the scene where Curry makes a fool of himself, making fans think it is him. Ankle problems did not keep up.

Afterwards, he asked the staff of the team to bring the wheelchair, took the wheelchair and returned to the locker room.

After the treatment, Pierce staged a return of the king. He played very well in that game and led the team to victory.

I don’t know if the king will return today, anyway, Jiang Chao really saw that there was color in him just now, but fortunately he didn’t sit in the front, so he might still smell the smell.

In fact, this happened to two stars in the Knicks.

In 2020, Harden also became the protagonist of the underpants door.

At that time, Harden was working for the Rockets.

Coincidentally, in the regular season at home with the Celtics, Harden collapsed in a breakthrough near the end of the halftime break.

It may be because of too much force, I did not grasp the muscles that should be gripped, and the pants were pulled.

Moreover, the scene after Harden fell also recorded this scene.

Then, interestingly, Pierce called out the game.

Seeing Harden's appearance, Pierce couldn't help laughing.What's also interesting is that Harden and Pierce's pants incident is the home of the Celtics.What happened to Harden after the game was also ridiculed by the fans, "Harden was shit!"

This arena is indeed poisonous, looking at the color makes you want to pull it off?

Curry had the same experience.In the 2017 Game 3 finals, Curry suddenly had an abnormal squat movement.

The scene at that time also focused on his warehouse.

However, the pants Curry wore were not contaminated, and some people in the live commentary teased that the tightness of the tights might be good.

After a while, Curry also decided to go back to the locker room, citing signs of dehydration.

The bookmaker for that game also specially opened a handicap.

That is, did Curry poop during the game?

This situation of NBA players is really embarrassing. Of course, this kind of situation is also very common in competitive sports, so Jiang Chao doesn't think it is a shameful thing. On the contrary, Pierce should really defend hard this time.

You can't get out without using your strength, can you?

This has also happened many times in marathons, football games, and wrestling matches.

So this is also a part of the game, and it also adds a little more fun to the game. If you say it later, you can say who was beaten by so and so...

Sure enough, with 3 minutes left in the third quarter, Pierce trotted back from the player tunnel with ease.

Amidst the cheers of the fans, it looked like the return of the king.

And after the pull, he was comfortable. After re-entering the field, he first made a back-up jumper to force Turk Drew, and then rolled over Harden and turned around for a layup. Successfully led the score by 5 points.

Really - La Mamba!

After pulling it is the Mamba!

Jiang Chao glanced at the score, then at Pierce's unchanging trousers, and suddenly stood up and shouted at Pierce in the shape of a trumpet:

"Hey bro, are you having diarrhea?"

Chapter 3 and One: La Mamba has a guilty conscience, pulls the hip Mamba, and wins G3!

"Pierce went berserk in an instant, the God of War returns! "

"Returning from injury, the belief of the team boss! "

"This is the truth! !Pi Shen, who scored consecutively, proved that he is the boss of this arena! "

"I'm going to cry, really, the boss is so awesome!"

"Is this the last facade of our Green Army!"

"When Junzi Lei misfired and Garnett was weak, it was Pierce who stood up!"

The Green Army fans around Jiang Chao covered him up.

And Jiang Chao has a feeling that...

The carbon-based organism that solves the three urgent needs is the cow!

It's really awesome, nothing happens, and life is easy. Maybe it's because he played against Kobe too much. After returning, Pierce played at a speed similar to Kobe's, and the speed suddenly accelerated.

And now he has other ideas.

That is……

If the fact of his diarrhea is exposed, can he still be so strong? ? ?

Just do it!

After all, he doesn't want the Knicks to capsize in the gutter. You don't give us air conditioning before the game, do you?The chairs are hard for us, aren't they? ?

Then I will also engage in some off-site factors! !

2-1 was overturned a lot, but 3-0 was overturned, never in history!

So if Jiang Chao is a neutral fan, he will definitely help Pierce hide these small thoughts.

But I'm sorry, the opposite, he now has to fight for his home team.

So he stood up and yelled directly:

"You have diarrhea, Pierce!!!"

The fans around him looked at Jiang Chao suspiciously, and Pierce could naturally hear what Jiang Chao, who was in the second row, said on the field. He looked up subconsciously, and his face sank when he saw Jiang Chao's Asian face:

"What are you talking about, FXXK-OUT!"

Jiang Chao sneered:

"Look at your panties baby!"

Now everyone next to him looked at Pierce's shorts, and the middle of the back of the shorts...

"Damn it, no wonder there is a peculiar smell!"

On the sidelines, Beverly immediately pretended to wash his nose. He did smell it. At first he thought it was someone eating stinky tofu.

And looking at it now, Pierce pulled? ? ?

And Curry also waited and watched on the bench:

"Oh?? Pierce, you were beaten by me??"

Although the game was still going on, the line referee came to remind Jiang Chao and Curry not to affect the game due to the sudden communication in the front row, but the fans in the front row stood up and looked around at Pierce's shorts.

Although Pierce doesn't know whether he has spots on the back of his shorts, he is stupid now.

I wipe! ! !

How did Jiang Chao know this? ? ?

Only the team doctor knew about his news, and the team doctor naturally wouldn't tell it, that is to say, no one in the world except the team doctor knew that he had diarrhea.

Even his manager thought he was playing with an injury and turned into a God of War...

But now that Jiang Chao told him such an embarrassing thing, he suddenly felt his stomach hurt again! !

Then this round took the ball and made a direct shot.

"Really?"

"La Mamba??"

"Haha, Boss Jiang is still sharp-eyed!"

"Boss Jiang has a unique perspective! Buddha!"

"Skin, handsome Jiang! Pierce's skin!"

"Truth, watch out for the lower sphincter!"

This incident will obviously be spread by the fans in the front row to develop and expand on social media, coupled with Pierce's continued fatigue after the outbreak in the third quarter, in fact, it just verified what Jiang Chao said.

And at the end of the third quarter, he found another reason to go to the locker room, and when he came back, he changed into a pair of brand new ball pants, which meant that he didn't ask himself.

La Mamba has a guilty conscience, pulls the hip Mamba...

Pierce was happy to get a new title after the game, but Jiang Chao didn't feel ashamed or anything. Pierce played well, and later generations said it doesn't matter, and he has nothing to fear for traffic.

"Jiang Chao, just wait for me!"

In the middle of the fourth quarter, when Pierce played again at the last moment, the Knicks had already led by 5 points. After he played, the hatred was completely directed at Jiang Chao, because the man defending him became Paul George, and George followed up with Bitke Drew. All cattle.

The Knicks gave up the pass and cut of the agent and Howard. The last quarter was to beat the master to death with random punches. He insisted on the policy of one inside and four outside. !

Outside Curry, Harden, George, and Yi Jianlian will always feel hot and blossom!

This time the entire Celtics team was beaten and scattered.

Curry singled out Rondo, and suddenly ran back and hit the wall with George to complete a three-pointer!

Paul George steals Pierce's pass, and a tomahawk dunks! ! !

Yao Ming's inside line is a pillar of the sky, grabbing two rebounds and scoring 2+1! !

James Harden is like a demon descended from the sky, he just hit Ray Allen's body hard, turned around and showed his waist at the basket, turned around and scored with a high throw! !

make show! ! !

"Pierce's epiphany couldn't stop the Knicks' youth storm in the final quarter. With Patty Mills finally using Ibaka's pick-and-roll emergency stop jumper, the Knicks sealed the victory 103:94, and the big score came to 3 :0!"

"Whoever comes is 3:0! Veterans don't die, they just wither!"

The commentators don't know what's going on. They only saw Pierce, they stiffened for a few rounds, then withered, and then went to the locker room for a review. After the Knicks had fully grasped the situation.

After the game, the way Garnett hammered the Celtics floor angrily and fell to the ground was very touching. The veteran's eyes were bloodshot.

He knows better than anyone that when he gets old, he may lose his chance to win the championship at the end of his career.

The new force of young people on the opposite side is too strong. They may withstand one or two quarters, or withstand three quarters like today, but they will definitely not be able to withstand the most difficult fourth quarter.

In the past, Garnett was like David Lee and Yi Jianlian rushing to defend the whole court, but now after losing the basic rebounds, the Celtics' defense is handed over to a few backcourts. He, O'Neal and other insiders are too old.

To put it bluntly, O'Neill and O'Neal are all here to compete for the championship, and there is not much fuel in the fuel tank.

Boston fans bowed to the veterans. Everyone knows what it means after 3:0. The game the day after tomorrow is basically the last game, unless the Knicks want to sell tickets for another game.

Everyone has lost their spirits. Winning or losing G4 depends purely on the Knicks' dedication. If they want to go back to the home court and win, that's fine. It's all played out, 3:3 means that it can't be beaten.