NBA: Start with 20 billion, buy the Knicks

Suddenly a world away.

After a few weeks of quiet but no lack of drama, the two-time MVP finally announced his whereabouts after the World Championships, and he will choose to join the Heat! !

I still know how to operate commercially, and I just found it when the grass growing season is the calmest.

Here comes a big bomb!

03 The Platinum Generation Gathered in Miami!

This also means that he will bid farewell to the Cleveland Cavaliers who have played for seven years.

The little emperor said this: "The reason why I made this choice is because this is the best chance to win now and in the future. Winning is the most important thing for me."

This signing is undoubtedly a major victory for the Heat, and the team also managed the combination of Wade and Bosh.

This time "returning to the car", it means that the Heat will form a rare Big Three in history, and it is bound to greatly affect the alliance situation in the next few years.

According to James, none of the three has determined the final contract figure, but they are all willing to make a little less money for this cooperation.

Pat Riley! !

"Jiang Chao, how dare you say he's not awesome?"

Yang Yi, a Knicks fan on ESPN, went crazy when he was explaining.

"I dare not say that this joining has always been within my plan, after all, I have not imagined this possibility before," James said.

"But the Heat did it. They cleared the cap space and they have the ability to put us on a team. It's hard to say no. Wade and Bosh are the best players, and there are few rivals in the league."

Talking about leaving his hometown of Ohio, James admitted that the fans must have been a little emotional, and said emotionally that "Akron will always be my home."

Wade's response after watching the show was very simple: "The future will definitely be very crazy."

crazy?I believe this is the feeling that everyone who cares about the NBA has.

Battle-tested coach Rick Pitino said: "When I saw this scene, I had to force myself to believe that it really happened."

Angie is looking at the picture of Riley on TV viciously. Is this after the Celtics formed a super team and the Heat formed a more luxurious super battleship to fight? ? ?

"After losing the Kaizi in the Eastern Conference Finals, James plans to leave the city where he stayed for 7 years, and join the Heat to form the Big 3! "

This is the post that Jiang Chao made Su Qun playful on the Chaoshen Forum half a month ago, and now it has been popularized by archaeologists.

This ID: jc2022, who only posted one post, has also become a mysterious figure in the hearts of fans, isn't he too strong, can this be guessed? ?

Although I haven't guessed who the Big Three are, at least I can guess that James has gone to the Heat!

You must know that many teams were ambiguous with James before this.

So the number of pageviews changed from thousands to hundreds of thousands in an instant! !

Since ancient times, it has been prophesied that people will come to worship the emperor!

"Hiss, what should come is still here."

Jiang Chao was spinning the pen on the sofa of the villa, and then opened the comment area. This is the most exciting part.

Taylor from the villa next door dragged her beautiful legs in vacuum pajamas and slippers:

"Boss Jiang Chao, aren't you afraid?"

"What am I afraid of?" Jiang Chao motioned her to sit down and watch the fun together.

Taylor Swift fell into Jiang Chao's arms naturally: "The arms race in the East is now like this, only the Knicks are weakened."

Lily Collins, who was watching the big-screen TV downstairs on the second floor, held up a glass of red wine and objected:

"No way, the Knicks will be able to reinforce Yao Ming's comeback next year."

Jiang Chao motioned for Snow White upstairs to come down:

"Actually, I want to say that my previous wait-and-see was just waiting for his betrayal, do you believe it?"

Mildew:

"You really have a big heart!"

"Did you expect Gallinelli to leave?"

"No, I thought David Lee would be poached."

In fact, in the previous life, Brother Li was poached to assist Curry, but maybe because the Warriors have no Curry, Wright is not interested in countering players against the Knicks.

"Hiss, you really have a big heart."

"Not as big as yours."

Jiang Chao put one hand on the Taylor Swift air cushion to relax while looking at the comments on this matter.

In his previous life, the little emperor, who only wanted to ascend the throne, broadcast the entire process of making his "decision" through ESPN worldwide, and finally chose the Miami Heat.

His actions and decisions have caused many people to criticize and even spoof him.

After all, this is the first time a player has done this, making his transfer look like a movie premiere.

Cavaliers fans posted a video of burning James' Cavaliers jersey on Twitter that night. Jiang Chao's suggestion was not to burn it, maybe he will come back later?

"Garbage mousse!! Spread your hands, Lebronjan!"

"Leave without the ability??? Are you worthy of the hometown fans???"

"Yeah, just leave the knight like this?"

"Zhan the orangutan crawls!"

"Have you teamed up for the championship?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, Wade, I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Raptors fans: "Dragon King won't wait for me DeRozan?? Garbage!!"

Durant was still mocking the Knicks for being too young on the trumpet for a second, and the orthodox youth storm had to be the time of the Thunder.

The next second he was stunned.

What the fuck?

Is this a wave of enthusiasm, and the league must not be allowed to realize this deal!

But the next news is that James spent 5000 million in Miami to buy a luxury house, everything is a certainty! ! !

"Damn... how can I play this, can I do this?"

The trumpet crazily outputs comments: "Can you cultivate some rookies yourself and find out your own problems?? Look at Ren Thunder, they are all players who have been cultivated by themselves. Can you pick up peaches?"

He was really angry, the recruitment of Gallinelli and Harrington by the Thunder is a normal transaction.

But you put three top-10 MVP players from last season into one team?

Are you kidding me? ? ?

James is still the MVP Ben P!

Famous reporter M God broke the news:

"Joining the Miami Heat allowed the "little emperor" James to get a top-level contract worth 1 million US dollars. Although the salary was cut, it was Wade and Bosh who were making concessions.

And he also revealed that before James even started to receive his salary from the Heat, he had already "advanced" his salary for about 2 years, and bought a staggeringly luxurious mansion in Miami with a beach and a pier.

It is reported that the total price of the new "Palace" is as high as 4950 million US dollars...

This means that he will definitely work in the Heat for a few years! !

Covering an area of ​​3300 square meters, the house has a recording studio, two bowling lanes, a casino, a cinema measuring 19 meters long and 8 meters wide, a gym, an aquarium and a beauty salon.

As for the "bedroom" of the little emperor, there is not only a dining room with an area of ​​about 68 square meters, but also a double-layered giant cloakroom with an area of ​​250 square meters.

In addition, in this mansion, there are as many as 6 garages alone! ! !

It is reported that the James couple finalized the purchase agreement with the seller.

According to the sky-high price of 4950 million US dollars previously offered by Potakin, the price for the little emperor to buy this mansion will not be lower than this figure.

Since only one house can be purchased according to regulations in the United States, the little emperor's "second house" not only cannot enjoy any preferential policies, but also has to pay various taxes.

Some media have calculated that this mansion costs as much as 100 million US dollars in taxes every year, and in order to maintain the normal operation of the mansion, the little emperor has to pay as much as 15 US dollars in property management fees every year.

According to reporter M God, James lives more luxuriously than most NBA owners.

As expected of the little emperor, the face project will not be bad.

In fact, Wade's mansion has been scolded a long time ago. When the Miami village was short of water, Wade's villa used 150 tons of water a month. People from environmental protection organizations in the United States almost scolded them to death.

Dragon King Bosh directly sent a roaring expression:

"Back to basketball, here we come!"

Being ridiculed directly: "Happy!"

"Pug."

"Will you go if James calls you?"

"Dragon King? No! Pig head!"

"Heat is no longer a teacher of benevolence and righteousness, they must lose!! I said it!"

With Cleveland and Toronto fans yelling and Miami fans boiling.

After the live broadcast, the little prince posted a very "exciting" content under the topic of cursing:

"Don't think for one min that I haven't been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. Don't think for one min that I haven't been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone!)”

*(Note: This sentence is the original sentence of that year, not edited by the author~)

Obviously, James is not indifferent to the attacks on him from the outside world, he just didn't want to respond before.

It's just that it was too exaggerated...

Cleveland fans burned his jerseys, the city of Cleveland removed his huge portrait advertisement, owner Dan Gilbert wrote an open letter scolding him...

Michael Jordan also criticized his inappropriate choice. Charles Barkley said that he would not form the Big Three like him when he was young...

Kobe snorted directly in the Nike store without any response, showing his contemptuous attitude.

Various experts said that he could not be compared with Kobe Bryant, and even the little-known Anthony Toliver specially made a small video, imitating James announcing his "decision"-joining the Minnesota Timberwolves. Videos are hugely popular on the youtube video site.

Although the fans don't know why James roared with the meaning of "revenge" at this time.

But judging from the reaction of fans on Twitter, many fans don't buy James' account. Who is afraid that you will fail to whip the corpse?

Rise of the Planet of the Apes: "If James is King, then Kobe is God."

Cleveland Pride: "Come back to Cleveland, dude..."

A neon netizen named "Sister-in-law is so beautiful" even directly abused James, saying: "Loser, get out..."

And a fan whose ID is "Kobe's back jumper" teased James and said: "James, are you Senator James, Regent James, or Minister James? Anyway, not the king."

Of course, there are many fans who support James.

My emperor ascended the throne: "Why does everyone hate James?"

Legendary LeBron: "Blow up your own ground, bro. Nothing will stand in your way, and your enemies will be your stepping stones."

There's only one number 23 in the world: "I hope you win in Miami, buddy."

Another fan named "23"24 encouraged James, saying: "It's time to dunk on their ass!"

wonderful!

Jiang Chao and others watched it with gusto in the villa, lamenting that James spends money like water, and at the same time Jiang Chao felt that he was too stingy.

Why don't you go to Hawaii to buy an island for his assets, so he can't be covered by the little emperor, okay? A fan commented that Boss Jiang Chao still lives in a small apartment...

"The excitement is still going on!! Flying pigs are really good at spraying!" In the super chat group, Curry, Harden and Mills, the three guards, started chatting directly as a private chat.

"By the way, boss, have you ever asked David Stern? This kind of deal will be reached?"

Jiang Chao replied: "If you have any questions, the process is reasonable and there is enough space. The boss is willing to pay the luxury tax. If there is nothing illegal, you don't need to ask."

Ibaka: "Tsk tsk tsk, then their role players are probably leftovers."

"Not necessarily, Zhan has gravity, maybe O'Neill also joined with a basic salary." Kyle Anderson also carefully joined the analysis.

"That's right, the Big Three, who doesn't want to vote? Veterans who want to win the championship can just hang out with each other."

"Will O'Neill regret it a few times, hahahahaha."