I, Dong Zhuo, love the people like a son

Looking closely at the content of the article, it is said that two people were on a boat, and a person who was in distress asked for a ride. One of them immediately agreed, but the other expressed embarrassment.

The content came to an abrupt end here, making Old Dong feel overwhelmed, and couldn't help cursing: "Ruan Yu or Lu Cui wrote it?...Did they both graduate from a certain special training class? It's so out of context!"

Then he thought about it carefully, and couldn't help laughing: "It seems that the old fox and Wen You have a good relationship, and they combined the things that the old man explained separately into one."

"Taking a boat does not save people... Well, the story is somewhat familiar."

After finishing speaking, he slapped his forehead again, and suddenly said: "It turned out to be that guy, who is more than enough to be the old fox's deputy. I have to say, the old fox has a really good eye for picking people."

"I just don't know how the old fox will use two articles to lure that guy over..."

Then, Dian Wei came back wearing a brand new fur coat. With furry clothes and a huge physique, it seemed like a bear had barged in.

Judging from the shy smile on his face, he seems to like this fur coat very much.

After all, she is very tall, and except for a big city like Luoyang, it is rare to buy suitable clothes.He is a bachelor again, how can he know any needlework?

Old Dong also laughed, and said, "How much is this fur coat?"

Dian Wei immediately looked embarrassed, and said, "Six thousand dollars..."

"Oh, deducted from your commission."

"My lord..."

Old Dong glared confidently: "The old man said that board and lodging are included, did you say that you are wrapped in clothes?"

"That, that..." Dian Wei really wanted to turn around and retreat, but he couldn't bear to touch the smooth fur, but he didn't take it off in the end: six thousand dollars, it's nothing more than half a year more work! ...

Soon, the carriage arrived at the destination in Dongshi, and when Old Dong got off the carriage, he saw a crowd of people on the street, traffickers and pawns, all in brocade clothes.

However, there are many men, but few women.

That's right, this familiar feeling must be the kind of place that makes the heart beat faster.

Immediately under the guidance of the little yellow gate, they saw a rather luxurious building in front of them, which was a three-story wooden building.It has both Chinese-style antique flavor and exotic decoration.

Different from other shops that only hang store banners and make a lot of yells, there are actually two beautiful orchids standing in front of this wooden building, with blond hair and blue eyes, tall nose, thin face and deep eyes, accessories on the forehead, and milky white complexion...

These are not the point, the point is that even if you wear thick clothes in winter, you can still see the real material in the chest: it really is a big ocean horse!

Old Dong's mouth immediately grinned involuntarily.

Looking at Dian Wei at the side, his eyes almost popped out.

But soon, the smile on Old Dong's face faded: the two young ladies at the door saw them, and greeted... Dian Wei with smiles.

After all, the young ladies are not blind: there is a fat man who weighs more than 400 jin, and another hunk who weighs more than 200 jin, normal women will choose the latter.

In particular, Dian Wei's figure is mighty and fit. Although his appearance is a bit rough, he has the impact of masculine charm.Especially the messy hair tied at the back of the head gives people an indescribable wild beauty.

I like this one for the aesthetics of beauties from the Western Regions.

And Dian Wei just wore an expensive fur coat of [-] renminbi—[-] renminbi, which is the price of silk clothes, much more expensive than cloth and silk!

What made Lao Dong even more unsightly was that the two Miss Hu Ji put their hands into Dianwei's clothes and touched his pectoralis major muscles in the street.

Although Dian Wei's expression was very reserved and embarrassed, as a man, Old Dong could see that this guy was very happy inside.

hateful!

These two rambunctious hooves dare to snatch the old man's things!

Chapter 73 You're Thinking About Farting!

"My lord, my lord..." Dian Wei is a rough man, but it's not that he doesn't understand the world. Seeing that he stole the lord's limelight, he immediately wanted to explain.

Unexpectedly, Old Dong immediately cut off his words and said: "The main thing is that I came a little early today, and I don't know if I can let my brother have a good time..."

Anger is nothing but anger, and Old Dong can still tell the difference: Anyway, Dian Wei is his own, and his own things can be touched by two women!

What's more... Generally speaking, the places that welcome guests from the outside may not be ugly inside, but they will not be the most beautiful either.

Thinking of this, Old Dong flew up again, caressing Dianwei's back and saying, "Let's go, my brother, let's go in and learn a lot!"

As he walked, he began to think in his heart: After a while, the old man will get you drunk, and then throw these two hooves on your bed.Discuss with the boss to collect debts, then you want the old man to pay the bill?

Oh, no way!

The old man is going to pretend to be taken advantage of and buy these two hooves for you!

In this kind of place, men don’t want to lose face in every possible way, so I don’t believe you will refuse... No, if you think too much, you won’t even be willing to part with a fur coat, but you will also be willing to part with two passionate, warm and soft jade orchid girls elder sister?

Well, the beautiful maids in the Han Dynasty cost about [-] yuan, and the two orchids together cost at least [-] yuan.Zero Zero finally figured it out, you will be the old man's bodyguard for more than four years...

Still thinking about finishing work quickly and escaping from the clutches of the old man... Hehe, you're thinking about farting!

"Dong, brother Dong...why are you laughing so obscenely all of a sudden? I'm a little scared." Seeing this, Dian Wei couldn't help asking in a low voice.

The smile on Old Dong's face froze immediately: Nima, later this old man wants to ask the boss to make a false quotation, at least a price of [-] yuan!

As soon as he entered, he saw a plain-looking... middle-aged man in robes greeted him, which surprised Old Dong.

Without a procuress with heavy make-up and slippery shoulders, who greeted her with a red handkerchief and said, "Ouch...you haven't been here for a long time", I always feel that it's not that interesting.

"Your Majesty, what are your orders?" The male procuress smiled with quality and sincerity, which gave Old Dong the illusion that he was here for a discussion, not just for fun.

Being watched so sincerely, Dian Wei felt even more uncomfortable.

Don't look at the tall and mighty appearance, the aura instantly disappeared in this place, and a pair of eyes looked at Lao Dong pitifully, completely unsure of what to do next.

Fortunately, this matter is old Dong familiar: Although it is not the same era, the basic process is similar.

"I want a box on the second floor by the window, where I can serve a table of good food and wine." When I said this, I thought of something, and said, "Is there any food at Futai Building?"

Hearing that it was a customer who often went to Futai Building, the male bustard looked even more respectful: "We have unique Western Region delicacies here."

By implication, there is none.

"Let's try some delicious food from the Western Regions, and then send someone to Futai Building to deliver some good food and wine." Old Dong signaled with his eyes, and the little yellow door beside him immediately handed over two small golden cakes.

"Call all the girls, let a certain family and my younger brother choose carefully, and then arrange some singing and dancing to add to the fun." The set is smooth and smooth, and it can't be seen that it is the first time: "If you have any needs left, Call you again."

"Understood, my step." The old bustard immediately smiled knowingly, showing a look that men understand, and ordered the servants to call the girl.

"Lang Jun, aren't the two of us pretty enough?..."

The two orchid girls next to Dianwei stopped following him at this moment, and spoke blunt elegant words, but wrapped around Dianwei like a snake, instantly making his face turn black and red.

"Hahaha...it's just the two of you, as long as I can make my virtuous brother happy today, you will be rewarded!" Old Dong immediately laughed: What a godly assist, well done!

Sure enough, Dian Wei hesitated and struggled again and again, but he was not willing to refuse: Big deal, just follow this fat man for a few more years!

Before he knew it, his mentality had gradually changed, and he began to look like he was resigned to fate.

"Follow me, you two." Of course, the two orchid girls were also very happy, and they took the initiative to lead the way.When going upstairs, the waist twisted and twisted, which was particularly eye-catching.

In the private room on the second floor, the interior decoration is more of the style of the Western Regions.

Exquisite bronze and ivory ornaments are placed around, and patterns of different Chinese styles are painted on the wooden walls, as well as characters like tadpoles and snakes.

What surprised Old Dong the most was that it was different from the long benches of the Han people. Instead, it was furnished with a whole set of two-foot-high wooden stools and three-to-four-foot high wooden tables. A sense of familiarity.

Sitting down with one buttocks, suddenly felt very comfortable.

Dian Wei looked at Old Dong in astonishment, his expression full of puzzlement.Old Dong didn't explain, he turned around and faced Dian Wei, he laughed and suddenly... his legs spread!

"My lord!..." Like a frightened little girl, Dian Wei almost jumped up.

"Don't worry, the old man's dick has been improved and won't go away."

The prank succeeded, and Old Dong laughed out loud.Seeing this, the two Miss Orchids also laughed wildly, and their winking eyes at him became more frequent.

At this moment, the bustard led another twelve girls, Yingying and Yanyan, to stand neatly in a row and salute: "I have seen you two..."

"Call him handsome!" Old Dong didn't even look at anyone, so he was dissatisfied at the time.

The procuress at the side showed doubts, and the old Dong explained loudly: "Pretty, pretty; boy, young man; and my younger brother are in the wind, and they are in full bloom, can't you all see?"

Dian Wei raised his sleeve robe and silently covered his face.

When the twelve orchid girls heard the words, they looked at Lao Dong with strange eyes: this guest...how shameless!

It's common for men to brag when they're drunk, but it's the first time I've seen someone like this who doesn't know how much he weighs before drinking.

"Pretty, pretty boy..."

For a while, the eight girls reluctantly shouted again.The remaining four worked hard for a long time, but they couldn't pass the test of their own conscience.

"The four who didn't shout go out first."

With a big wave of his hand, Old Dong turned his attention to the remaining eight: If you do what you do, you must love what you do. Those four are obviously not good at professionalism, so why waste each other's time?

Looking at the remaining eight, each of them has three-dimensional and exquisite facial features, and is tall and tall. Perhaps because of their different races, they all have particularly attractive chests.

At this time, they all looked at themselves with a smile on their face, fat and thin, each with its own merits.

Different from the simple and straightforward kitsch of the previous life, mixed with ancient softness and extraterritorial enthusiasm, the beauty of these girls is subtle and exciting, making it difficult for Fengyue veteran Dong Liangzai to choose for a while.

"You guys, do you think this old man looks good?" So he asked again.

"He looks good!" A girl was the quickest to respond, replying in poor elegant language.

"It's just you!" Old Dong immediately laughed out loud: What a beautiful girl with an amazing figure, it's a pity that she is blind... But, this old man likes it!

"Liangzi is in the prime of life, and mature and stable, how old is he?" Another girl was quick to think, and said: "The servant girl likes pretty boys."

"Okay, you stay too!"

Another good-looking girl with a wow figure, but unfortunately she just likes to talk nonsense with her eyes open.But still the same sentence, I like it like this!

The girl chose, and the food and wine came up quickly like flowing water.The four girls sat down next to Lao Dong and Dian Wei, one on the left and one on the right, serving tea and hot towels graciously and attentively.

Immediately afterwards, three fast-paced drums sounded.

Another group of Hu Ji Niao Na in purple dance costumes, brocade caps, and brocade boots entered the arena.To Dianwei's astonishment, they were naked around their waists in winter, revealing a soft and dazzling white.

"Dong, Brother Dong... What are we going to do here?" He, who was not afraid of killing and bloodshed, was tense at this moment, as if he had encountered a powerful enemy that was difficult to defeat.

However, Old Dong raised his cup high, and continued to drink boldly: "Don't be afraid, my dear brother, they won't eat you, hahaha!...Come on, let's play music and dance!"

Chapter 74 That's a Man!

The growth of most men has a transformation process from a pure boy chicken to a perverted old hooligan.When they look confused, what they hope most is to have a guide by their side.

And as long as he is a person who knows how to be grateful, he will be very grateful to the old driver who took him.

"Young brother, take it easy, you're here just to be happy."

Old Dong took out two horns of Zhu Tiyin, flicked them lightly, and fell into the plump grooves of Miss Hu Ji on the left and right of Dianwei respectively, and said with a smile: "This is the first time for this good brother, you can figure it out." Bar."

The two orchid sisters hurriedly took out the horn of silver from their ditch, and their hearts were bursting with joy.Looking at Dian Wei now, he was even more delighted.

"Lang Jun, I will give you a sip of wine." Seeing that Dian Wei didn't know where to put his hand, the generous Miss Hu Ji immediately took the initiative to put it where it should be.

"Mr., it's easy to get drunk just by drinking, and you have to eat more food." Another Miss Hu Ji was not to be outdone, and she wanted to wedge herself into Dian Wei's generous arms.

With the rapid drumming and flutes and cymbals, the dancing orchids became light and lively.

Compared with the slow, melodious, light and slow development of the Han dance, the Hu dance is obviously vigorous and lively, flying and unrestrained.Of course, there is no lack of graceful charm, lightness and softness among them.

I saw Miss Hu Ji's dancing posture changing in many ways, with her long sleeves spinning and flying, like a demon moving, lingering and circling her fingers.In addition, the bells all over the body are ringing urgently, which is in harmony with the music, which is beautiful and moving.

Especially the white part around the waist, which firmly attracted the eyes of the two of them, making Lao Dong and Dian Wei dazzled and admiring.

Suddenly, the drums stopped, and Miss Orchid also stopped.

Just when Old Dong and Dian Wei thought it was over, another charming dancer from the Western Regions came in, with chestnut-colored temples, crescent-like eyebrows, and slightly brown watery eyes.

Wearing a sky blue wide-sleeved acacia jacket, she couldn't hide her slender and graceful figure, which was particularly conspicuous among other girls in pink dance clothes. Also, there was a section of white around her waist, which was so thin that she couldn't grasp it.

It is paired with jade-inlaid gold accessories hanging on the forehead, and a round pearl hangs in the middle, making it even more gorgeous and charming.

Gradually, the drums slowly repeated three times, and the rest of the dancers placed a round blanket with a diameter of no more than two feet in the middle.

The main dancer, her bracelets and anklets jingled, slowly stood up, and then stood alone on one leg, clasped her hands together, and put on a dancing pose.

The drumbeat became more and more urgent again, and the other dancers spun rapidly, their scarves and scarves fluttering like flying goddesses.

The main dancer in the center is pedaling with her toes crossed, and her body wants to fly into the air. The dynamic changes of dancing postures and the difficult movements of leaping and jumping make people dizzy.

Anyway, what Old Dong can remember is the smile of the lead dancer who looks at him every time she spins, as bright and charming as a spring flower blooming.The smear of white around her waist almost became a white moonlight in her heart.

It wasn't until the drumbeat stopped again, and after all the dancers and sisters saluted together, that Old Dong had a slight reaction.Immediately afterwards, he slapped his hands and took a sip of wine: "This is all technical work, it deserves a reward!"