I, Dong Zhuo, love the people like a son

When the first emperor was alive, he just set up a stall in the palace, and then played with dogs and so on, and the rest was just a hungry ghost with no creativity at all.

Look at you again...

"Don't worry, Lieutenant, I will satisfy you even if this servant is desperate!" For a moment, Xiao Huangmen suddenly felt that his shoulders were heavy, and he had an inexplicably lofty responsibility.

Old Dong nodded, and was about to let the little yellow door go down, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a group of people passing by outside the window, he couldn't help frowning slightly: "Hey, why is Wen You here?...It seems that he didn't come to see the old man, it seems that he is still here." With the wine, which direction is he going?"

As he said that, his anger came up: "Okay, you Li Wenyou, you can forget about your business, but you actually came to Bi Guiyuan just like the old man's rebellious son..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Huangmen's face changed drastically, as if he had thought of something, he said tremblingly: "Tai, Taiwei... Lang Zhongling didn't go somewhere else, yes, yes..."

"Where is it?"

"It's the bedroom of Empress Dowager He and King Hongnong..."

"Empress Dowager He and King Hongnong... what the hell!" Upon hearing the names of these two people, Old Dong immediately understood something, and before he even had time to do ear-picking and cupping, he hurriedly said: "Change clothes for the old man quickly, and send someone to stop him Li Wenyou!"

After speaking, he didn't even wear shoes, just put on his robe and ran outside.

Xiao Huangmen hurriedly picked up the remaining clothes, and followed closely behind.The Cai girl was left alone with a look of bewilderment, and finally sighed with regret. I don't know whether it is glad that the old Dong didn't upgrade the service content, or angry that he escaped the bill and didn't even give the money...

When he was panting and rushing to another palace, Old Dong heard a young man whose voice had just changed inside singing: "The way of heaven is changing, how difficult it is for me! Abandon ten thousand vehicles and retreat to the Tibetans. Rebellious ministers see oppression, and their lives will not be delayed, and they will die." Go to Ru Xi Shi You Xuan!"

Immediately another girl sang in harmony, saying: "The emperor's sky collapsed, and the earth collapsed. As an emperor, his fate was destroyed. Death and life are different, so be good from now on, but why are you lonely? My heart is sad."

In the end, it was Li Ru's familiar voice, full of impatience: "Enough, take this medicine quickly, you can ward off evil!"

"No, I'm not sick...Thief minister, you are acting rebellious!"

"This is beyond your control, come here!..."

"Stop!..." At the critical moment, Old Dong finally arrived, and when he entered, he found that Li Ru was instructing five guards to arrest a young man and a beautiful young woman, and was about to pour poisonous wine into their mouths.

With disheveled clothes, he went up and slapped the jug flying, then prostrated himself in the tunnel and said: "Queen Mother, King Hongnong, the old minister came late to save you, please forgive me!"

After finishing speaking, he looked up at Li Ru who was in a daze, and shouted angrily: "Li Wenyou, you are so brave, how dare you poison the Queen Mother and King Hongnong?!"

Li Ru was in a bad mood at the time, his world view was full of confusion, and he looked at Dong Zhuo in a daze: "Tai, Taiwei?..."

After that, he held back and didn't say anything.

The complete sentence should be: "Taiwei, didn't you ask me to do this?"

you……

what are you doing?

Chapter 50

Li Rusi thought and thought, and couldn't figure out what kind of madness Old Dong was going through.However, as a high-quality dogleg, the basic skills of observing words and demeanor, and adapting to the wind are still very solid.

"Tai, Taiwei..." At that moment, he took the initiative to prostrate himself on the ground and pretended to admit his mistake: "Sub, this subordinate was obsessed with ghosts for a while, and it is all the subordinate's fault to make such a big rebellious act."

It is not enough to just observe the words, watch the mood, and make the rudder according to the wind, but also have the courage to take the leadership's blame on yourself, which is the professional quality of a high-quality dog ​​leg.

At this time, Old Dong also remembered that this matter was really... ordered by that Dong Zhuo in history.Undoubtedly very satisfied with Li Ru's performance at this time.

"A man without a father and no king, what are you doing here, get out of here quickly!" He yelled again in feigned anger, intending to end the matter here.

Liu Bian, who was frightened and turned angry, suddenly said: "Presumptuous!...The rebellious minister just wanted to poison me and the queen mother, how could he be spared so easily?"

"Zhen, Queen Mother?..." Upon hearing these two words, Old Dong didn't bother to pretend anymore, and got up from the ground with a stern expression, and stared at Liu Bian condescendingly.

Lang Yan's majestic body moved forward step by step, like a mountain oppressing Liu Bian, who was so stubborn.Liu Bian couldn't help but staggered back, his complexion turned pale, and he said fearfully, "Dong, Dong Zhuo...what do you want?"

Old Dong thought for a while, then slowly stretched out his right hand and said, "Your Majesty, please see what is in this old man's hand?"

"He, what?..." Liu Bian was stunned, looking at the empty palm, hesitantly said: "It's clearly empty..."

"Yes, it's nothing!"

After saying that, he swung his arms round, slapped Liu Bian hard on the face with lightning speed, and said, "It's just like you at this time, nothing is there!"

There was a clear and crisp sound of 'pa', and Liu Bian's thin and small body was blown up by the huge force, and fell on the bed with blood on the corner of his mouth.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty..." With an exclamation, Tang Ji immediately ran towards Liu Bian, using her weaker body to block Old Dong.

"Bian'er!..." Empress Dowager He also jumped at Liu Bian at the same time.

She still had some brains, she didn't dare to show any hatred towards Dong Zhuo, instead she argued to Liu: "How can you be so ignorant and anger the Taiwei?"

"Hmph!..." Dong Zhuo was still angry, looked at Liu Bian with disdain and said, "Remember your identity clearly, you are not the emperor of the Han Dynasty now, you are just a waste who can live comfortably by relying on blood!"

"If you don't even want to live without worrying about food and clothing, you can tell this old man, and your wish will be fulfilled!"

His words were blunt and straightforward, and the powerful officials who were purer than 24K gold were arrogant and domineering.

Li Ru had a sneer on his face, quietly watching Liu Bian's expression of anger, then deep fear.The surrounding guards didn't see anything, they stood with their swords in their hands, with a murderous look.

Xiao Huangmen, who came along with him, hurriedly lowered his head deeply, not even daring to breathe.

"Dong, Taiwei Dong..." Under the urging of Empress Dowager He's eyes, Liu Biancai weakly stood up and saluted, and said vaguely: "Gu, Gu knew that he was wrong, and just now offended the Taiwei, don't blame him."

"Taiwei, Bian'er is young and ignorant, so please forgive him." Empress Dowager He also tried to squeeze out a smile and offered to help.

It was only then that Old Dong discovered that although Empress Dowager He's hairpins were messy and her fears were still there, she was very bright and charming. Son.

Thinking about it carefully, she is the daughter of a butcher, with no talent and incompetence, so why was she able to kill out of a bunch of beauties in the harem, and seduce the soul of Liu Hong, the embarrassing emperor?

Besides age, people in the Han Dynasty got married early, and she was not talented when she gave birth to Liu Bian, but now is the age when women are blooming.

She has more experience and knowledge than the green girls, and she retains her youthful beauty than those women who still have charm.

Empress Dowager He was also keenly aware of the strangeness in Dong Zhuo's eyes, and immediately gathered her emotions, her eyes were eager to stream, she was ashamed to speak, and an indescribable obsession appeared.

But when Old Dong looked again in amazement, he saw Empress Dowager He standing there demurely and quietly, with a dignified and elegant expression, how could there be any charming charm?

Great!

I have to say that he is a professional player when it comes to charming men.

Involuntarily, Old Dong's tone softened a bit, and said: "The queen mother speaks seriously... It's just that the palace is dangerous, and a slip of the tongue will lead to death. King Hongnong must remember."

"Thank you Taiwei for your teaching, I will remember it alone." Liu Bian, who was subdued by a slap, didn't even have the courage to look Dong Zhuo in the eye, so he quickly saluted and thanked Dong Zhuo.

On the other hand, Tang Ji was always glaring at Old Dong.

Looking at the ignorant girl who was only in his teens, Old Dong didn't bother to talk to him, he waved his hand to the guards and Xiao Huangmen and said, "Only we know about this matter, if the news gets out, you will know what the consequences will be!"

Immediately, he bowed perfunctorily to Empress Dowager He and Liu Bian, and said, "The old man will retire now, please take care of the concubine and King Hongnong."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

"Taiwei stay!" Unexpectedly, at this time, Empress Dowager He hurriedly said again, "The Ai family still has some confidential matters, I want to inform the Taiwei, please wait a moment."

Old Dong frowned, not knowing what tricks this woman was playing.

But thinking that there was nothing to do, it would be okay to wait, so he took Li Ru and others out first and said: "The old man will wait outside the hall."

After leaving the palace, he immediately opened the small yellow gate and the guards, and asked Li Ru: "Wen You, why are you so sudden today?..."

He couldn't figure it out.

In history, Dong Zhuo did poison the Empress Dowager He and King Hongnong, but after the Kwantung heroes came, those guys still respected Liu Bian as the orthodox of the Han Dynasty under the banner of the crime of "old Dong perverted and abolished the emperor".

In a rage, Dong Zhuo simply killed King Hongnong and Queen Mother He.

But in his memory, he also clearly remembered that his predecessor instructed Li Ru to do this... This is rather strange and disordered.

Seeing the expression on Old Dong's face trying to remember, Li Ru suddenly understood what he said, "Taiwei, my subordinates remember medicinal materials such as Agrimony, Caulis Spatholobus, Rehmannia glutinosa, etc., which have the effects of calming the mind, nourishing yin and nourishing blood, and can nourish the blood. Improve insomnia, old age and forgetfulness caused by yin deficiency and blood deficiency."

Old Dong's fist hardened, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch: "Wenyou has been working hard for days, and his body and mind are exhausted. Do you want me to loosen your bones yourself?"

Li Ru was startled, and then he looked resentful: You are a donkey with good intentions, how old are you, and whether you like to forget things or not?

There is no other way but to calm down, and said seriously: "Could it be that the Taiwei forgot, after I entered Luoyang, why do I insist on abolishing the emperor?"

Old Dong's face became even darker, and he began to clenched his fists: "Wenyou, why don't you go to the palace to relax for you right now?"

"Taiwei!" Li Ru was so depressed and aggrieved that he could only speak bluntly: "After entering Luoyang, the Taiwei wanted to monopolize Chaogang and make arbitrary decisions, but in the story of the Han family, either the emperor is in charge of the government, or the minister is ordered to assist the government. Or foreign relatives monopolize power."

"Neither of the three are Taiwei, they are just sideline fighters, and their names are not right. Naturally, they want to abolish the previous emperor and show their power."

"Well... makes sense."

Old Dong couldn't help but nodded, and suddenly became enlightened: When he first read the history of the Three Kingdoms, he only glanced at it, and he really didn't expect that Dong Zhuo insisted on abolishing the emperor, and he had such intentions.

As for "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Dong Zhuo thought Liu Xie was smart and Liu Bian didn't have the appearance of a king, so he moved to abolish Li... Oh, adults all know that is just an excuse.

Falling in love with someone at first sight is not love at first sight at all, it's just a good-sounding way of seeing someone.

"Secondly, although the Taiwei later gathered the military power in Luoyang with a thunderous force, he was an outsider after all and had no foundation in the court. In the court, there is still a lot of support for the old emperor."

"If the emperor is abolished and the new emperor has nothing to do with the ministers in the court, the Taiwei will be easy to control, and it will be difficult for the new emperor to plot against the Taiwei, so the power will naturally be stabilized."

"Well... not bad." Old Dong nodded again, and couldn't help boasting: "This old man is really well-planned."

Li Ru, who was talking eloquently, suddenly stopped talking when he heard the words.Seeing old Dong raising his head and boasting about his virtues, I really want to pluck his beard!

Chapter 51 Drink more hot water

"Wen You, why are you silent?..." After boasting himself, Old Dong looked at Li Ru again in doubt.

Li Ru sighed sadly, and had to pretend to explain naturally: "Subordinate, I'm just organizing the language... Well, it's organized now."

"Thirdly, if the Taiwei does not abolish the old emperor, according to the practice of the Han Dynasty, when the emperor is young, the Empress Dowager will be the regent, and the power to issue edicts will be in the hands of the Empress Dowager He, and the Taiwei will not interfere."

"The new emperor is different. His mother Wang Meiren has been poisoned by the Queen Mother He, and was raised by the Queen Mother Dong since childhood. It just so happens that the Taiwei and the Queen Mother Dong are of the same family, so they can assist the government as a foreign relative."

Hearing this, Old Dong felt a little embarrassed no matter how thick his face was.

He is from Lintao, and Empress Dowager Dong is from Hejian, the two places are separated by hundreds of thousands of miles, so just because they have the same surname, they insist that they are relatives of the same clan... It is a bit shameless to be true.

Fortunately, people with power can really do whatever they want, and some people believe that black is white.

"It's not right... You have said so much, although it makes sense. But the old man can just abolish Queen Mother He and Liu Bian. There is no need to kill them, right?"

"Taiwei..." Now Li Ru was also a little puzzled, and said, "Didn't the Taiwei always like to cut grass and roots when doing things?"

"Furthermore, my subordinates also saw that the Taiwei secretly formed an embroidered envoy, stabbed and raped all officials, and patrolled illegal activities. It is obvious that he wants to consolidate power, so today..."

"Oh..." Hearing this, Old Dong finally understood everything: everything was due to the butterfly effect brought about by him.

In history, Dong Zhuo should have murdered Liu Bian and Empress Dowager He after the emperor was abolished.It's just that Li Ru has been busy with other things, so Li Ru didn't pay much attention to it.

As a result, I came up with a spy organization of embroiderers here, which immediately made Li Ru's nerves sensitive, and he was ready to do it in advance.

But Li Ru looked at Dong Zhuo's sudden realization, and became more and more puzzled: "Taiwei, it will be a disaster sooner or later for these two people to stay, and even though brothers He Jin and He Miao are dead, their old party members are still there. If the Queen Mother secretly contacts them, It is also a hidden danger..."

"Well, that's a good point..." Old Dong nodded when he heard the words, and when Li Ru was about to order someone to rush into the hall again, he said again: "Don't say it next time."

"That's a good point, don't say it next time?" Li Ru was dumbfounded, and looked at Dong Zhuo with a look of concern for the mentally retarded, and really wanted to invite the doctor.

Old Dong laughed and said, "Wen You has only supervised the army, but has never really led a soldier. I don't know that most of the soldiers are just to make a living. How can they have the consciousness of being loyal to the monarch and the country?"

"To them, these things are as good as a fart!"

"As for He Jin and He Miao's former generals, the old man has already screened them. Those who were close to He Jin and He Miao before their death have all been deprived of military power."

"What's more..." As he spoke, he glanced at the bedroom of Empress Dowager He and Liu Bian, and said with disdain: "A woman who only knows how to charm men, favor eunuchs, and be jealous, can she have such a strategic mind?"

"As for that Liu Bian...hehe."

Li Ru also looked contemptuously at the bedroom, but still hesitated: "Even so, it seems useless to keep these two..."

"How could it be? Everyone has value to be used, not to mention that they were once the emperor and the queen mother."

Dong Zhuo still smiled, first stretched out a plump finger, and said, "Wen You, don't forget, at the beginning, the scholar bureaucrats encouraged He to go in and kill the eunuch, but the eunuch turned back and killed him."

"The death of Empress Dowager He's elder brother is unavoidable for them."

Immediately, he stretched out his second finger and continued: "Secondly, our former Empress Dowager He came to power by making friends with eunuchs, and she has always favored her. After He Jin's death, the scholar-officials also Drive all the eunuchs to death, how can you say that the Empress Dowager can not hate it?"

"What does the captain mean?..."

Li Ru obviously understood: the two of them obviously didn't pose any threat, and if they stayed, they would just give them an extra bite of food.

In addition, in a sense, they have a common enemy with themselves.

At this moment, Tang Ji came out and said indifferently: "Dong Taiwei, the concubine has an invitation."

Old Dong frowned and glanced at Tang Ji. First, he felt that Tang Ji was a princess no matter what, and she didn't even have a eunuch Gong'e to send.

The second is... This kind of hatred, which is all revealed on the surface, makes him very unhappy.