I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

"Aw!" Zhao Zilong screamed, putting his legs together, bending over, pulling his belly in, and sticking out his buttocks in one go, with a gratifying posture.

Zhuge Liang took a look, and protested unhappily: "Lin Yu! Why did you poke Zilong's abdomen when you clearly poked his buttocks?"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Fighting requires skills as well as tactics. I will poke Zhao Zilong's vitals first to make him bend over and pout his buttocks, so that I can use the stick technique! Look!"

Before Zhao Zilong could dodge, the bamboo pole hit him fiercely, stabbing him in the back!

"Aww!" Zhao Zilong suddenly retracted his hips due to the pain, his abdomen was forward, his momentum was magnificent, and his posture was even more gratifying.

Immediately, Lin Yu waved the bamboo pole quickly, poked Zhao Zilong's front abdomen, and then poked his back buttocks, repeatedly hitting him!

Zhao Zilong, leaning on a bright silver gun, was forced to dance the "swing dance", which was continuous and cheerful.

Zhao Yinger applauded and cheered: "You are so handsome! The male god of the Three Kingdoms is performing a pole dance!"

Di Lina joked with a smile: "I didn't expect Zhao Zilong to have a talent for dancing."

Witnessing Zhao Zilong's funny actions, Liu Bei's face turned pale and he was dripping with sweat.

Fortunately, he didn't play in the battle, otherwise, he might rely on this kind of indecent dance moves to become famous through the ages.

Zhao Zilong danced for half a minute and tried his best to dodge at the same time, but he still couldn't get rid of the torture of "dog beating stick method".

Liu Bei raised his hand suddenly: "Master Lin! Show mercy! Zilong lost!"

Lin Yu then stopped attacking and retracted the bamboo pole.

However, Zhao Zilong is still in a state of inertia, still pushing forward and backward.

Zhang Fei rushed forward and hugged Zhao Zilong: "Zilong! Don't jump, we lose..."

Dilina held up a torch and ordered Shout!

"Listen everyone! Quickly take off your armor and clothes, line up in order, and place them in front of me!"

The scene became quiet, only the whistling wind...

Chapter 145 My True Love For Big Brother

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other helplessly.

This "one-on-one challenge" is a relatively special kind of "failure".

While it has no military-strategic significance, it is a serious blow to current morale.

Zhuge Liang dismounted slowly, reached out to pick up the feather fan, and looked at Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina.

He lamented in his heart, alas... Lin Yu is by no means an opponent in martial arts, and he is also at a disadvantage in intelligence. It's hard to be a military adviser...

Di Lina urged sharply: "Take off quickly! Don't try to play tricks!"

Lin Yu warned: "don't try to attack and besiege! Capture the thief first and capture the king first, which is what I am best at!"

Liu Bei was extremely helpless and began to take the lead in undressing.

With a sad face, Lu Su complained again: "Zhuge Liang, you have made me miserable! I was covered with stinky horse manure before, and I was locked up in Caoying and ate bran vegetables every day. Now I have to take off my clothes. The weather is so cold... ...I'm bound to get sick..."

While untying his belt, Zhuge Liang put on a free and easy posture, and said in a loud voice: "Heaven has assigned a great mission to a man, and he must first suffer from his will, exhaust his muscles and bones, starve his body, and empty his body..."

Lin Yu raised his hand to stop: "Shut up! Don't give them chicken soup for the soul! Mo Liudi, get off!"

Liu Bei asked, "What is Chicken Soup for the Soul?"

Lin Yu said: "Chicken soup for the soul is a kind of deception, which can make people cheer up when they are sad and disappointed! But sometimes, it is also a cunning excuse to cover up the mistakes they have made!"

Liu Bei nodded: "I understand, chicken soup for the soul, belongs to the advanced tricks..."

Zhuge Liang was stuck in his throat, it was hard to refute...

After a while, the armor and coats of more than 300 soldiers were piled up in front of Di Lina, forming a hill.

Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Zilong, Lu Su and others all wore only a pair of white underpants, shivering in the cold wind.

"Light it up!" Lin Yu ordered.

Dilina threw down the torch, and the piled clothes burst into flames, billowing thick smoke.

The cold wind is getting bigger and bigger.

The cavalry sat naked on their horses, their teeth chattering from the cold.

Seeing that Liu Bei was shivering from the cold, Zhang Fei took off his underpants without hesitation, and handed them to Liu Bei: "Brother, put them on to keep out the wind and cold!"

Fuck, Zhang Fei loves Liu Bei absolutely!

Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Ying'er, Lina, there is a scene that is not suitable for children, you both close your eyes and avoid it!"

Zhao Yinger's face was slightly red: "Zhang Fei is so ugly, who cares to look at him."

At this time, Zhao Zilong gritted his teeth, took off his pants, and handed them to Liu Bei: "My lord! Put on one more, don't freeze your body!"

Before, Liu Bei was upset by his tactful refusal to fight; now, he must directly express his loyalty to comfort Liu Bei.

Zhao Yinger exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Wow! Wow... The male god of the Three Kingdoms has stripped off! You have a great figure!"

Di Lina said with a smile: "Don't look at it, Zhao Zilong is riding a horse, it's all blocking it."

Zhao Yinger raised her eyebrows: "I don't look at his front, I just want to look at his back, whether Lin Yu poked him black and blue with a bamboo pole..."

Zhao Zilong was so ashamed that his face turned red.

Liu Bei took the underpants of his second brother and Ai Jiang, very moved, and quickly put them on his upper body.

Then, Liu Bei frowned slightly: "Why is there a bad smell?"

Zhang Fei chuckled: "I sweat a lot, my underpants must be smelly, brother, please bear with me."

Lin Yu said, "Maybe it's not your underpants that stink, but Zhao Zilong's underpants."

"Hahaha..." Zhao Yinger and Di Lina laughed happily, trembling like flowers.

Suddenly, the sound of horseshoes and shouts of killing came from a distance.

Zhuge Liang was surprised: "Not good! Cao Jun is chasing him!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "There are more than 150 miles away from the entrance of Huarong Road. You run all night. After dawn, you should be able to reach the Hulukou area, and you will completely get rid of Cao Jun!"

Liu Bei asked curiously again: "Master Lin, how did you know that I'm going to Huarong Road..."

Before Lin Yu could speak, Zhuge Liang urged: "My lord, go away! This place is dangerous!"

Zhang Fei raised the snake spear: "Escort elder brother to go first! I'll cut it off!"

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Liu Bei and others rushed to Huarong Road at full speed.

Running all the way, the mud was extremely muddy, and when they encountered a swamp, they lost more than a dozen war horses.

In the early hours of the morning, it started to rain and the temperature dropped even lower.

Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and Lu Su were shivering from the cold, their faces were pale and their lips were blue.

When the sky was bright, the wind and rain stopped, and finally arrived at the "Hulukou" area.

Although they completely got rid of the pursuers, they were exhausted and hungry.

Liu Bei sent an order to rest in front of the woods and boil water for cooking.

Zhuge Liang sat on the stone, shaking his lupine and laughing.

Lu Su said angrily, "What's wrong with you?"

Zhuge Liang raised his feather fan, pointed at the woods and said, "I laugh at Cao Cao for having no strategy, and Lin Yu lacks wisdom! If a group of elite soldiers are ambushed here, we will surely suffer heavy casualties! And..."

Before he finished speaking, a familiar smell of meat wafted over.

Zhuge Liang stood up like a conditioned reflex, turned his head to look around, and widened his eyes: "Lin Yu!"

I saw a barbecue pit under the big tree at the intersection on the right.

Lin Yu was busy turning over the kebabs, while Zhao Yinger and Di Lina sat beside them, peeling and eating crayfish with relish.

"Selling BBQ! Authentic Lin's BBQ!"

"Passing by, don't miss it! Come and buy it!"

Hearing Zhao Yinger's yelling, Liu Bei was so startled that his eyes almost popped out!

He stammered, "Lin... Sect Leader Lin is clearly behind us, how did he get to the front?"

Zhao Zilong rubbed his sore buttocks, frowning his brows tightly: "It's strange... Could it be a dream?"

Zhang Fei scratched his head: "The three of them didn't ride horses, so how could they run faster than us? How evil!"

Guan Yu stared straight at Zhao Yinger: "Look, the two girls are eating happily, which means they have already arrived..."

Zhuge Liang's expression was confused: "There is no ambush here for Cao Jun, but there is Lin Yu setting up a stall selling barbecue, it is probably a scam..."

Zhang Fei smelled the aroma of mutton, and his stomach growled.

Lu Su swallowed his saliva, walked quickly to the big tree, and looked down at the various delicacies on the barbecue pit.

Lin Yu asked, "do you have gold?"

Lu Su patted his pants: "Escaped from Cao Ying, penniless, now only a fig leaf is left!"

Lin Yu said: "Don't watch it if you don't have money, the more you watch it, the hungrier you will be."

Lu Su asked, "Can I get credit?"

Lin Yu said: "Small business, no credit."

Lu Su swallowed his halazi: "If the head of Lin agrees to pay on credit, he will double the repayment in the future. I will use my reputation to guarantee that I will never break my promise!"

Lin Yu refused again and continued to cook; Lu Su continued to beg with a shy face.

Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and others also came over and surrounded the barbecue pit...

Chapter 146 Challenging the five best flavors

At this moment, Zhang Fei and Zhao Zilong are wearing "pure natural" pants made of branches and weeds to hide their embarrassment.

Liu Bei asked: "Master Lin, why did you and the two girls come first?"

Lin Yu said: "I, Lin Yu, do things, why should I explain to you?"

Liu Bei was slightly embarrassed, and asked again: "You challenged us one-on-one last night, but today you are selling barbecue. What is your purpose?"

Lin Yu said: "Last night, I conquered you with force! Today, I conquered you with barbecue food!"

Zhang Fei's eyes shone brightly: "Very good, very good! Quickly give me fifty skewers of Western Region mutton! Conquer me!"

This guy didn't eat "Red Willow Roast Lamb" last winter, and he has been thinking about it.

Zhuge Liang hurriedly reminded: "Don't be careless! These barbecued foods must be poisoned!"

Before Lin Yu could refute, Liu Bei shook his head: "That's wrong! If Sect Leader Lin wants to kill us, does he still need to poison us?"

Last night, Liu Bei thoroughly experienced the combat effectiveness of Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina, and he was completely convinced.

Seeing that Liu Bei's tone started to lean towards Lin Yu, Zhuge Liang faintly felt that something was wrong...

Lin Yu said: "Each skewer of red willow roast mutton sells for one tael of gold!"

Liu Bei smiled and said: "I led all the soldiers to attack Cao Ying, how could I carry gold with me?"

Lin Yu said: "Since you all have no gold, then play a game of "Challenging BBQ Food" with me!"

Zhang Fei clapped his hands excitedly: "Okay! I agree!"

Guan Yu said: "Third brother calm down and listen to elder brother."

"Huh..." Zhao Yinger stood up and pointed at Guan Yu, "Why is the circle around your mouth so dark?"

Indeed, Guan Yu's lips and chin are black.

Zhang Fei answered first: "Second brother thinks he doesn't look good without a beard, so he specially used charcoal to blacken his mouth!"

"Hahaha..." Zhao Yinger and Di Lina laughed.

Guan Yu was very embarrassed and quickly asked Liu Bei: "Brother, do you agree to play a game with Lin Yu?"

Zhuge Liang reminded again: "Lin Yu is extremely cunning, don't be fooled!"

Liu Bei said: "Although Master Lin is assisting Cao Cao, last night he challenged us fairly and did not act treacherously!"

Zhuge Liang was speechless when he heard this.